Girl Wants Wet Nurse To Feed Her Cat Human Milk

From Tianya: “Dazzling rich cat eats pistachios, drinks human milk, 5000 yuan monthly expense“:

It is my first time raising a cat, so I want to give her all my love.

It is my first time raising a cat, so I want to give her all my love.

She is my daughter, 2-years-old this year, and because she loves eating pistachios, I gave her the name “Pistachio.” She’s our family’s Pistachio.

She is my daughter, 2-years-old this year, and because she loves eating pistachios, I gave her the name "pistachio." She's our family's pistachio.

In the past, every morning my daughter wakes up, I would give her a cup of Telunsu [milk]. I used to think this brand was worthy of this cat, but now with the melamine issue…even imported milk has problems, so I am currently considering if I should hire a wet nurse, and have my daughter change to drinking human milk…

In the past, every morning my daughter wakes up, I would give her a cup of Telunsu [a brand of milk]. I used to think this brand was worthy of this cat, but now with the melamine issue...even imported milk has problems, so I am currently considering if I should hire a wet nurse, and have my daughter change to drinking human milk...

For Einstein’s intelligence, drinking milk alone is not enough. My daughter likes to eat pistachios, so for all three meals of the day, I always give her the best unbleached pistachios. I will not buy the normal cat food that cats eat, how can I give products for beasts to my daughter? Whatever is good for people to eat, I will give to my daughter to eat.

I brought home an entire box of natural unbleached pistachios from the supermarket, to be her leisure time snacks.

People always say that eating pistachios makes one happy and smart, and I believe it. If my daughter eats more pistachios, her body will be very good, and she will become more and more beautiful.

People always say that eating pistachios makes one happy and smart, and I believe it. The more pistachios my daughter eats, her body will be very good, and she will become more and more beautiful.

When my daughter is thirsty, I only give her Evian mineral spring water. For a high-class lady, style and taste is very important.

When my daughter is thirsty, I only give her Evian mineral spring water. For a high-class lady, style and taste is very important.

I hired workers to clean up a guestroom in my house for my daughter to live in. Above her bed, there are pictures of my daughter.

I hired workers to clean up a guestroom in my house for my daughter to live in. Above her bed, there are pictures of my daughter.

Of course the blankets and pillows she cannot use, but 1-2 “eSpring” blankets are a must-have.

Pistachio wrapped in blanket held by Beijing female owner.

When I went to Hong Kong Disneyland, I specifically brought her back a toy. She does not like Mickey Mouse, but most likes this little turtle. It appears my daughter simply has different tastes from the crowd.

Shampoos costing 1000 and under, people are unable to use.
Shampoos costing 100 and under, cats are unable to use.
When giving my daughter a bath, I never use Proctor and Gamble’s low-level goods. Instead, I take her to go shop at imported cosmetics stores. The shampoos she uses now, few are under 100 RMB.

The perfumes I have for my daughter are all Chanel, Dior, and other famous brands. Every time after giving her a bath, I will choose a perfume that matches her mood.

The perfumes I have for my daughter are all Chanel, Dior, and other famous brands. Every time after giving her a bath, I will choose a perfume that matches her mood.

After spraying her with perfume, my daughter is like a refined, high-class, aristocratic young lady wearing an expensive fur-coat.

After spraying her with perfume, my daughter is like a refined, high-class, aristocratic young lady wearing an expensive fur-coat.

A Tony Studio stylist is my friend. He comes every month to my house to style her. This stylist has done the hair for Zhao Wei.

A Tony Studio stylist is my friend. He comes every month to my house to style her. This stylist has done the hair for Zhao Wei.

For my daughter, I intentionally purchased an LV bag, to be her sleeper/berth. She really likes it. Especially when she is inside the LV bag, she gets very excited. At night, I take kitty to go strolling, but Xidan, Wangfujing, these kinds of low-class areas, we will not go.  Yansuo,  Guomao are the main places I take her to go strolling.

For my daughter, I intentionally purchased an LV bag, to be her sleeper/berth. She really likes it. Especially when she is inside the LV bag, she gets very excited. At night, I take kitty to go strolling, but Xidan, Wangfujing, these kinds of low-class areas, we will not go.  Yansuo,  Guomao are the main places I take her to go strolling.

In the midst of my caring for my daughter, food safety has constantly been a big problem. Recently, I have been observing daily to see whether or not my daughter has kidney stones. My uncle abroad keeps saying, my daughter enjoying eating pistachios is a good thing, but if I buy pistachios I must by the yellow ones, because the domestic white colored pistachios have been soaked in hydrogen peroxide, and are very unhealthy.

In the midst of my caring for my daughter, food safety has constantly been a big problem. Recently, I have been observing daily to see whether or not my daughter has kidney stones. My uncle abroad keeps saying, my daughter enjoying eating pistachios is a good thing, but if I buy pistachios I must by the yellow ones, because the domestic white colored pistachios have been soaked in hydrogen peroxide, and are very unhealthy.

My daughter is an inseparable part of me. I hope I can use all my love to make her the entire world’s most blessed cat. A friend has helped me keep track of my daughter’s expenses. Her monthly expenses have reached 5000 yuan.

My daughter is an inseparable part of me. I hope I can use all my love to make her the entire world's most blessed cat. A friend has helped me keep track of my daughter's expenses. Her monthly expenses have reached 5000 yuan.

Comments from QQ:

You want to feed your cat daughter human milk, then use your own! Giving your cat human milk, use your own!! Disgusting still needs to have its limits!!

With so much extra money, why not go to the Sichuan disaster area to help the poor, or adopt a few orphans? You do not understand how to raise your pet! You are purely letting the small animal slowly commit suicide.

Enough, comrades, there is no need to say any more! One look and you know it is a hoax/stunt! One look just makes speculation! This is just a hoax/stunt designed to get people to leave replies! This person is thoroughly bored!

The owner can spend her money however she wants. She is treating her kitty with a lot of love. I support her. You poor people should not talk big. Even if you had money you would not necessarily donate money.

This type of person simply has nothing better to do, her life having reached its end, and there is nothing left for her to pursue.

If you have money, why not take one month’s worth of money you spend on a car to go help 5-6 poverty-stricken mountain-area children?
Spending so much money raising this cat, the day you die, and if this cat is still alive, it will definitely and immediately become a homeless stray cat.
If you go help poverty-stricken mountain-area students, they will definitely appreciate you for a lifetime.
China has too many people with too much money with no where to spend it.

What a pretty cat, but how pitiful. How are you loving your daughter? This is harming her.

I am reminded of a student in Wenchuan whose monthly living expenses were only 10+ yuan. If we say 5000 yuan a month for a cat, and you had donated 10 cat’s worth [50,000 yuan], then I think i could wish your cat “daughter” well. [This comment’s basic meaning is that if this girl also donated generously, then this commenter could overlook her spending so much money on a cat.]

Comments from Mop:

This cat truly is pitiful. Obviously a carnivore, but you insist on making it a nun.

Raise me instead…I am not even better than a cat…

Mental retard!!! Appraisal complete!

Why are you looking for a wet nurse…just let this cat make you pregnant…then you will have the milk to feed her with…

LZ‘s breasts are really small…

An advertisement for “Chacha!” Very well done! [Chacha is the brand of pistachios in the pictures]

Stupid cunt.

Comments on NetEase:

Even if you can raise your cat into a tiger, so what?

A complete SB, a cat’s skin is not suited for using human soap at all, human perfume will irritate a cat’s sense of smell, and not eating cat food is also even less nutritious…there is also good quality cat food, if not domestic, then feed her imported. Even if you have money, you do not need to be such a show off. If you continue, I bet the cat’s life will not be long…poor child is being harmed by a SB.

And she shows off the Evian mineral water on purpose…does she really think 20 RMB bottles of Evian is really high class??? If you are really that rich, why try so hard to show off the Evian!!

I’m just here to see how many people are scolding this SB.

Only giving her nuts to eat will kill her, cats are carnivores. Buy some beef jerky and fish for it to eat, otherwise this cat is finished. It is not a normal cat.

Because the human [owner] is not a normal human!!!

So stupid, this is clearly a hoax/stunt, yet everyone is taking it seriously, simply falling into the hoaxer’s trap!

Such a cute little cat. Take good care of her, but definitely do not pamper too much. You should care for her according to a cat’s habits/nature. You can love her as you wish and raise her as you wish. After all, the money was earned by you, not stolen. How you choose to use it [money] is up to you. You do not have to care what other’s say…

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  • http://www.cnreviews.com Kai

    Oh shit…

    3…2…1…

    …cue Ann!

  • Paul

    Cats needs to eat meat. Feed it a bunch of pistachios and it’ll get fat and die within a year.

    People are stupid.

  • chengdude

    Too perfectly outlandish to be true…but if it is, wow, break out the DSM-IV and go to town.

  • Mike

    I am a vegetarian and love animals(not carnally). However, this is utterly ridiculous. Animals shouldn’t be treated like people. I hope that cat poops in her mouth while she’s sleeping. Really!

  • c*inkunit

    Oh shit man… you found my weakness… C*inkunit has a serious cat fetish…

  • c*inkunit

    I love cats…Does that sound gay as hell? I’m not gay… but I love cats.

  • http://www.chinasmack.com Batman

    Wait lady.. let me come to Beijing.. I will roast your cat & feed to my rats & bats. Watch out!!

  • Rick in China

    This girl is ridiculous. My cat is a queen, but hers..well, half of her ridiculous bragging makes no sense, “perfumes” for the cat etc, surely she shares. Should I consider 1/2 my rent “monthly cat expense” because mine has her own room? Yawn yawn, this kind of story isn’t worth posting or chatting about.

  • Rick in China

    Oh, to add, perfume on your cat is stupid – cats lick their fur – and hers will probably die from a combination of malnutrition (pistachos only? idiot), poisoning, and some kind of princessitus.

  • bob

    I wonder if this cat drinks man-milk….haha! I’m sorry…I should be ashamed of myself…

  • barata

    “An advertisement for “Chacha!” Very well done!”
    I agree, is probably a viral ad…

  • SniperWZ

    so fake…

  • will

    I live in Beijing so I know xidan, wangfujing, guomao but where the hell is Yansuo?

    Whoever wrote this is obviously a troll……. no way a cat can survive for 2 years on that kind of crap diet and being tortured with perfumes and other such indignities.

  • krdr

    Fake.

    Cats are not same. “Walch” is not famous brand. As I see, all conditioners and shampoos are inscribed by Japanese(!). Fake showing off. There’s no picture of seating on cats bed in bright room. She holds empty bottle of perfume.

    But, what if it is true? Human milk doesn’t have all nutritients need by cat.
    Perfumes will hurt cats sense of smell.

    Cat eating pistachios? In shell? HA HA! Give some A class meat!

    Guomao? Strolin’ in basment of WTC? Why she didn’t said Friendship Store?

    What drives young Chinese to invents this stupid stories?

  • Yang

    Caturday :3

    In a lot of the photos the kitty looks apathetic =[ (except that lovely picture with the turtle haha)

    And I thought my friend’s cat was spoilt :o I hope she poops in the LV bag hahaha

  • Fuller

    What about the possibility that this is satirical, meant to indict the lavishness and ridiculousness of the nouveax-riche in China? Taken in that way, this is simply brilliant.

  • petit bonheur

    I totally agree with Fuller, this is a brilliant essay on the excess of nouveaux riches not only in China but also anywhere else…
    Fantastic post !

  • Truth Hurtz

    If the cats diet is really limited to Pistachios then its going to lose one out of its nine life soon. Indeed cats lick themselves constantly and spraying perfumes (which by the way) contains a lot of alcohol and other contents not suitable for domestic pets is only speeding the (dying) process.

    Lavishly indulging but poor cat.

  • Samael

    forget about being outraged at her excesses, thats nothing (doggles anyone?) but if this was actually true, rather than a uber lulz trolling attempt, this woman needs to seek help! look at the way she talks about her cat! whats gonna happen next? she going to find it a human husband and marry her daughter off? lol this woman’s gone bonkers i tell you

  • RnM

    Photos look too professionally done, probably stock images?

  • http://www.cnreviews.com Kai

    What? Ann still hasn’t commented here yet?

    Hm, she may be a bit more intelligent than I thought…

    *snaps fingers* Damn…

  • L

    Hahahahaha. A Modest Proposal: China Style.

  • dave

    The first picture is nice.

  • dace

    Another hoax methinks. Nice to see she feeds the cat pistachios still in the shell though. I don’t think the cat would be cuddling up to her if she were torturing it with perfumes and feeding it that shite.

  • Ben

    It is an obvious fake/joke/hoax. As usual only about 5% of the readers are getting it.

  • michel

    So happy to see that kind of sense of humour present on chinese web !!
    So fun to see all the comments like “Mental retard!!! Appraisal complete!” “Why are you looking for a wet nurse…just let this cat make you pregnant…then you will have the milk to feed her with…”

    Please continue to post that kind of things

  • Josiah

    Yep cats need taurine, which is only in meat. Dogs can be vegetarians, cats can’t. Otherwise they go blind, get heart failure and die.

  • Mike

    I wish this lady, if she really exists, would go blind, get heart failure, and die. In that order!

  • nathan

    lol nothing compared to what some celebrities do for their pets in america, atleast she doesnt but her luxury brand clothes and get her pet houses that are more expensive than most peoples houses…

  • Kat

    What no mouse flambe’? Sparrow stew? Fishgut ragout? This poor beasty isn’t really pampered at all.

  • chengdude

    By the way, cats can be vegetarian; they just need taurine supplements. Most taurine, the stuff added commercial pet foods and energy drinks like Red Bull, is synthesized anyway.

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  • Ark

    I’m surprised…always thought the Chinese loved cats….loved eating them that is

  • C*inkUnit

    You are a fag…

  • Chinamerican

    IA w/ everyone about the perfume – the cat will die. This happened to someone I know b/c the cat was actually a kitten and got poisoned by perfume.

    Furthermore, cats, like most Chinese people, are lactose intolerant. There is no guarantee that the human milk is good too b/c it depends on what the woman consumes – if she does meth or any other drugs, you can be sure that the recipient of such milk is not going to be healthy.

  • mrhamham

    You know what’s ironic about this? My cat survives on a strict diet of human feces.

  • Chris

    I’ve seen this cat-as-child obsession before and I think it is a form of psychosis that pampered rich girls are particularly prone to. To each their own…

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  • Ron

    Oh God! DO you need a VET to treat your lil daughter? Ka ching!

  • Rich

    LOL!! Even if there’s some as vain as this in real life, they wouldn’t bother to spend all that time posting about how much money they spend on a cat! Silly :) You commies are too funny!

  • roflpant

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats some funny shit riat therr. i say turn the cat into chow mein, and then go to therapy… woop woop

  • SniperWZ

    @roflpant, hahaha, yes, there are quite a number of benoes from this idiotic cat owner…

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  • Tamia

    Cats need taurine to survive. Your cat will die on this diet, if this is actually real.

  • http://www.asiamm.net kelvin

    Very extravagant.

  • Avenger

    It sounds like there needs to be more information distributed on how to raise a healthy, happy cat!!!

    Regular vet checks, vaccinations, anti-flea and de-worming medicine, top-quality cat food (e.g. hill science diet), toys, warm blankets and cuddles.

    Definitely NO perfume or human shampoos – it’s poisonous to cats!!!!!

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