Chinese People’s Secrets: Part 1

Translated Chinese SecretsFrom 午夜的甜心 on Tianya:

I believe that no matter how neat and beautiful one is on the outside,
no matter how talented or rich,
no matter how successful they are in society,
everyone has those few secrets.
They are memories hidden away in a box at the bottom of one’s heart,
and maybe on lonely nights, we take them out and think about them.
But most of the time, we are not willing to remember them,
because in any case, those few secrets cannot be said aloud,
and cannot be shared with others.

Bring out those dusty memories, air them out, and share them aloud so that you can more easily set down your burdens in the future.

Maybe you fell in love with a married woman, maybe you once had a secret affair in your wife or friends’ eyes, or you stole something when you were small, everyone has a memory they do not want to remember.

But take those private things out of that box and air them out under the sun, and warm up even the darkest parts within your heart.

Talk about your current situation, about the thing you once did that you do not want to bring up, that you do not want to think about, that you feel does not match your character, or maybe you have a shady, socially unacceptable way of thinking or thought…say all of it out
I hope the majority of people will acknowledge human nature’s dark side. We are ordinary people, who has not erred before?

I know a lot of friends who are part of the elite, who look neat and beautiful on the outside, but also have things they cannot say out loud.
I hope you can bring out your secrets, air them out, and allow even more people share the burdens at the bottom of your heart.
Embarrassing predicaments.
Painful memories.
Unbearable past events.
Take the things you normally choose to forget,
Bring them all out, and shake off the dust.

There are thousands of replies and many many secrets. Here are some:

版猪是狗:

I will use the most holy and pure, most noble and respectable, and the greatest language to curse this society.

日新所以月异:

Actually, it is useless even if I say it out. I have always liked my friend’s wife, and have fantasized countless times about ML with her. I only have to see her thin and delicate waist to become impulsive Actually this is a kind of suffering.

drake:

My filthiest private matter is sitting on the sofa watching other people’s filthiest private matters.

子曰俺口碑贼好:

When I was small, I stole my mom’s gold necklace before..
o(∩_∩)o…Haha

歌要一个人听:

On a big street, a thief was stealing something. A loud shout.
The thing was not successfully stolen. Immediately surrounded by 6-7 people.
Can only pleadingly say:
“Big brother, forget about it?”
Is that dirty/embarrassing enough?
[It is unclear but he is probably writing about himself]

yuhiyu2008:

Actually, it was me who sent the picture…

嫡吻2005:

Hehe, does my hobby of liking to touch breasts count? When I was small, I had the goal/dream of touching 100 of them (maybe I did not get enough breast milk, my heart feels deprived). If it was too easy to succeed, it would was not satisfying. However, later, it was purely to reach my number. There are only two points I have learned through my experiences: big breasts have small nipples while big nipples have small breasts and it is weird that the right side is bigger than the left side.

hhl1231:

In 1985, I stole 2.5 yuan from my family, and bought a can of Coke!!!
After finishing it, I did not want to throw it away!
The next day, I poured in some red sugar water and took it to school to show off!

liyanran:

I have gone to the sauna a few times (the kind that provides all kinds of services), and then successfully ran off [without paying] using the fire escape/exit. I think it was because I watched too much Prison Break at that time, and within a year, I tried four times, in two different saunas, with 100% success rate.
P.S.: This requires a lot of skill, please do not carelessly attempt.
Each time I went by myself.

雕牌以人为本:

Once, I stole two bras and a pair of underwear that some girls hung outside to dry. At night, I used them while SY, to match my YY. I loved it.

Later, when I was attending university, it was the first time I got a room with my girlfriend. Once my JJ got big, I could not insert it and because I was afraid of hurting her, I did not continue. But I was so horny and without a thought, I just remained in that position over her and SY. She was speechless…

To be continued…

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  1. Let’s translate some more :-)

  2. I will try to translate a few everyday.

    Is the website slow or hard to load sometimes for everyone? Please let me know. It is sometimes really slow for me at night.

    • Yes, at night it is kind of slow even for me. Was there a problem in the last few days?
      I don´t know why the article on the father who painted his daughter disappeared…! Morris

  3. awesome! kinda like postsecret but all the secrets are from chinese people.

    awesome!

    I saw a Chinese book in Qingdao with its English title as ” dirty secrets make friends” but I have no idea what the book is about.

    I wonder if it deal with the same thing.

  4. here is another one from Tianya not translated yet, Fauna, correct me if I’m wrong…

    I went to the Sauna several times (the “all inclusive” type), then through the fire escape, I succesfully ran away without paying, I’m guessing it’s because I watched too much “Prison Break” at the time; within a short year, I tried it four times, at two different saunas, my success rate was 100%.

    P.S. This is a tough thing to do, please don’t try it casually. I always went alone every time.

    我有几次去桑拿(有全活的那种),然后通过走火通道成功不给钱跑掉了,估计是那时看多了,在短短的一年时间中,试过四次,在两家不同的桑拿房,成功率百分之百.
    PS:这是一项高难度的活儿,请不要随便尝试.
    每次我都是一个人去的.

  5. Awesome! The one about the guy wanting to touch 200 breasts in his life is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read! He’s right too…. ;)

  6. @Fauna

    Is the website slow or hard to load sometimes for everyone? Please let me know. It is sometimes really slow for me at night.

    It usually takes a second or two for the pages to load, but I haven’t noticed any periods particularly slower than others.

  7. Alright I have to translate this one, it’s fucking brutal:

    I was happily going to meet a would-be lover, we had made plans to eat together. I don’t have a lot of money, so I took public transport… but that day I had indigestion, and when I got on the bus it was very uncomfortable, but I stayed strong and didn’t fart, even though I really needed to.

    Eventually, the bus braked, and I didn’t just fart, but some wet stuff came out too….It reeked… every one around me disappeared, and I was just waiting to get off at the next stop.

    Finally I was able to get off, I bought some tissue at the side of the road, and ran to a nearby underpass and took off my pants…fuck…a lot of shit, all over my now unwearable underpants, which proceeded to take off. After wiping down and cleaning myself off, I put on my pants again and went along to my date as usual. As soon as I entered the restaurant, I went to wash my hands at the first opportunity, and I took off my pants in the washroom to wash my ass. Finallllly…..comfortable.

    After eating, we arrived at her place, and sat a while until we were in the mood to ML.. going to go about it as usual, going through the steps one by one. In the middle of it all, what happened on the bus happened once again…..

    Me and her both lost our shit.

      我兴高采烈去见即将成为情人的一条女
      约好了一起吃饭,
      本人没什么钱,坐公交车
      当天肚子痛啊
      在车上肚子太难受了,一直坚持不放屁,因为感觉有屁
      结果车子一刹车,我不但放了个屁,外带拉了一滩带水的东西出来,
      好臭,我周围的人全部散开了
      我只等着下一站到了快下车
      终天下车了,到路边买了几包纸巾,跑到不远处的立交桥下把裤子脱了,靠,好多巴巴。全是稀的,内裤已经不能再穿,直接脱掉了,用纸巾擦拭完毕后,穿上外裤照样赴约去了,一进某餐厅,第一时间去洗手,并在厕所里脱下裤子把屁屁也洗一下
      总算舒服了。。。。。
      吃完饭,到她家去坐啊,坐着坐着就想ML,那就按标准程式一一走下来
      正在进行中,车上的事情再一次发生。。。。。。
      我和她同时崩溃。。。。。。

    Corrections welcome.

  8. Everyone has skeletons in their closets and whats the point of telling a secret if your name is still generally ‘anonymous’ on the net.

  9. There are also some disturbing posts on Tianya about rape, etc, not sure if people are making shit up or serious…

  10. the point in telling your secretly anonymously is so that it empowers people to tell their secrets. And for those that are reading these secrets they know they aren’t alone.

  11. heehee… someone said “hard” and “load” in the same sentence. heehee…

  12. Good one Fauna! BTW the site opens as fast as usual. Conneting from 上海.

    I really like the comment about the 2.5Y can of Coke. The Prison Break guy at the Saunas is not bad too!

  13. This is just hillarous. All i can say is a secret should remain a secret, once you tell it out, regardless anonymous or not it’s no longer a secret. =)

  14. The loading and switching across pages had been rather slow…

  15. The first 2 paragraphs of this post are sheer poetry. It says so much about things that most of us would rather have unsaid.

  16. Sorry this comments keep closing, I am having a lot of trouble with the website and I do not know why. It is very strange. Please continue to let me know if the website is still slow or fast for you.

  17. I just hope that “secrets” are true ones. I like the first one, the one with picture and coke one.

    @Fauna
    Sometimes I cannot open the site, but after 15 min everything ok. I was afraid that gov. blocked the site.

  18. Keep up the great work Fauna. I had now problems loading the site in Beijing this morning.

  19. My experience was rather bitter sweet. I was in a training group and my trainer was trying to get me to have sex with him. I tried to avoid him and eventually he took the bold step. He came to my room in the hotel where we were staying.

    I told him that we should go outside in the cafe to talk but her refused. He put around his arm on my shoulder. However, he forgot to close the door. My friends came to call me out and when they saw what happened, he had no word.

    Well the sweet part was that since that incidence happened, he was rather scare of losing his job so I get lots of gifts, money and lot of help from him for years in order to keep my quite on this subject. He also never approached me since that incidence.

  20. Fauna, the site works well here in QD, but sometimes posts don’t show up. What’s the deal?

    We love the site. Keep it up.

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