From Mop:
Netizen “Dan Ran 36729” posted “Girl Seeking Sex Partner” on the Ningbo Oriental BBS Forum at 20:45 on the 16th of November. The title was later modified by the moderator as “Ningbo No. 1 Shocking Girl Seeking Friend.”
She introduced herself as Zhang Ran, a Yoga teacher, QQ# 957436729. Thinking that her present life was boring, she was publicly hunting for a sex partner. Her requirements are that each week the man must at least eat with her twice and have no less than three sexual encounters. She does not care if he is already or not, and hopes that he has the “ability” to make her happy! Moreover, she stressed, “Those who are dishonest, do not bother, I am not joking, so those hypocrites should not miss out on the opportunity.” After being posted, it aroused wide-ranging discussion by netizens. The opinions fell into two broad groups, one group who were extremely against this behavior, saying her parents brought her into the world so how how could she do such a harmful thing to herself. Another group felt this was a very honest way of thinking, and although it is a little astonishing, they still admire her, believing those who were criticizing this post are usually all hypocrites! They asked, without “sex,” can your life be fulfilled?
Netizen ‘Jassiy’ offered well-intentioned advice, thinking “Dan Ran 36729” was very honest, believing her to be a very outstanding person, bold and decisive in action, and as a passer-by, she reminded her to value herself, that there are many nice guys in this world, and life does not need a sex partner in order to be fulfilling. If you meet a bad man, what will you do? Are you strong enough to protect yourself? Do not harm your whole life because of a moment of impulsiveness: Please cherish yourself! Wish you happiness!
Netizen ‘A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing’ made his own suggestion, suggested that “Dan Ran 36729″ gather all of the candidates at the city’s central square, with only their underwear…???? Then, you take off your outer clothing and reveal everything. Make a yoga pose, and then see whose underwear rips open first [from his erection] and choose him. This method is absolutely fair, and that person’s “ability” will absolutely not be a problem.
“Dan Ran 36729″ replied to netizen’s questions and reported on the recruitment progress. At 11:30 one morning, she posted a reply saying “Up to now, applicants: 78 people, immediately eliminated: 26, 10 short-listed, and everyone else did not provide pictures so are temporarily undetermined.” Just like a manager responding to job applicants.
A female netizen replied, “you are shaming all women”. “Dan Ran 36729″ immediately refuted, “look at this “zhuang B” little cunt pretending to be noble, virtuous, and decent, so funny!” Another female netizen suggested that the moderator lock the post topic, thinking “Dan Ran 36729″ was doing this to herself only because she is unable to get happiness. “Dan Ran 36729″ immediately posted a hateful response: “This woman who unable to get sexual satisfaction, I feel sad for you, I bet you cannot keep your own man, so you are also feeling suppressed/frustrated.”
The next day at 12:00 noon, “Dan Ran 36729″ stated that the matter has been finished, and a candidate has been chosen. Seeing as how netizens’ enthusiasm has not decreased and many wanted to see her picture, she posted a topic titled “For those of you who wanted to see a picture, come in” at 18:00 in the afternoon. Amongst the pictures was one full-frontal picture of a woman with her hand covering her breasts and her face not visible. However, after being published, this post caused netizens to question her, because “Dan Ran 36729″ said her bust measurement was 75C, but the woman’s bust in the picture should be 85D, the two being too far, and the difference was too far.
Netizen ‘GL’ expressed a reasoned analysis regarding this phenomenon. From physiological need, economic condition, the definition of love, and one’s position in life these four points, these four main points were the basis of his long thesis. This won unanimous approval amongst netizens.
Attached with the above story of is a copy of the original post by “Dan Ran 36729″:
Girl introduction:
Love is nonsense, and marriage is a game. Now I’m posting for a sex partner for a better life.Name: Zhang Ran
Location: Ningbo
Age: 25-years-old. I love the color pink. No matter if it’s an earring, a scarf, socks, underwear, or panties, without exception a shade of pink.
Height: 158cm, typical of Jiangnan girls. I do not like high heels, preferring sneakers/trainers/sports shoes, so, you need only not have any height related problems.
Weight: 45kg, easy to carry/hold, no weight pressure.
B/W/H: Well-proportioned, even correct/standard. 75C bra cup size, maybe not plump enough, but they feel fine and go well with my physique. 17 inch waist, only wear small size jeans, and in the summer, I like wearing dresses. But right now it is winter.
Skin: healthy, fair, flawless, good texture/skin, double eyelids, big eyes, long hair, naturally curly.
Vocation: Yoga teacher, primary level.
Hobbies: outdoor sports, travel, dance.Requirements for you:
Male, 25~35 years old
Height: 170~180cm
Looks: Pleasing to the eye.
Vocation: Other than being a bad man, anything is fine. Do not want “ducks” [male prostitutes], I cannot afford it.
Income: No requirement.Objective:
- No emotional attachments;
- Every week, at least 2 dining and 3 sex experiences;
- I do not care if you are married or not. When meeting, please treat me sincerely. I do not like to see what you lying when your girlfriend or wife calls you.
- When I do not cal you, please do not bother me. But when I call you, I hope you will not turn me down. Of course, I will make an appointment a day in advance, so that you have the time to prepared.
- If you turn me down for meeting three times, our sex partnership is immediately over, and both sides will no longer communicate. I will start a new search.
- Hopefully you are “strong” enough to make me happy.
Thanks.
Let the criticisms be even more fierce!
My QQ: 957436729Note:
- I’m not a beauty! Men who are rushing to meet a beauty, please immediately make a detour!
- Only searching for one man, but I will choose five to meet. Please prepare your photos!
Note from Fauna:
I think the original Chinese posts are here and here on cnool.com.
Here are some more silly comments from Mop:
Keep pretending.
I have seen the original picture.
I am from Ningbo, and I never go to Oriental BBS, it is uninteresting.
What a bored woman.
So she wants to find a free duck then!
Actually, eggplants, cucumbers, and corn all match except for height.
[This is funny, let us see who can tell everyone in the comments what this comment means.]
The main point is that she’s only a primary level yoga teacher, and hopes outside help can help her go up a level.
158cm and 45kg? Is that not a little too fat?
Feel stupid?
Feel deceived?
So maybe her picture is fake and Chinese men look at too many naked girl pictures, but do you think a girl searching for a sex partner is right or wrong?
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