Funny Snowmen & Snow Sculptures From Northern China

Winter is here and there is snow in many places of China, for example Beijing! Here is a funny post on Mop titled “Heavy snows can stop the city but it can’t stop the fun, the North China snowman collection”:

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china-snow-sculptures-09-piggy

china-snow-sculptures-10-thumbs-up

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china-snow-sculptures-13-giant-shoe

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china-snow-sculptures-15-giant-shoe

china-snow-sculptures-16-cao-ni-ma

china-snow-sculptures-17-lei-feng

china-snow-sculptures-18-buddha

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china-snow-sculptures-20-ultraman

china-snow-sculptures-21-xi-yang-yang

china-snow-sculptures-22-shit

china-snow-sculptures-23-kung-fu-panda

china-snow-sculptures-24-totoro

china-snow-sculptures-25-buddha

china-snow-sculptures-26-jiong

china-snow-sculptures-27-snowman-snowwoman

china-snow-sculptures-28-snowmao-zedong

china-snow-sculptures-29-pile-of-shit

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china-snow-sculptures-31-cao-ni-ma

china-snow-sculptures-32-angry-gorilla

china-snow-sculptures-33-elephant

china-snow-sculptures-34-sea-turtle

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china-snow-sculptures-37-sina

china-snow-sculptures-38-moshimaru

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china-snow-sculptures-41-cao-ni-ma

china-snow-sculptures-42-toilet-pile-of-shit

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china-snow-sculptures-45-ferrari

china-snow-sculptures-46-doraemon

Some comments on Mop:

mg草拟哥哥:

Fucking damn all this talented?! Chinese people aren’t bullshitting [are impressive].

只要小黑黑:

This will become popular.

舌蘸群乳:

We can see that cao ni ma has deeply penetrated the hearts of the people!

wzh0100:

Northeasterners are geniuses!

为了能捡到金币:

Niu people niu people niu people!!!

stk_lj:

Highlight…
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watergirl1985:

The creativity of Chinese youth is still pretty good after all…

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  • zammo hung

    some are better than others.

    • jack butcher

      what you said make sense

  • krdr

    Some of sculptures are impressive and funny. It shows that Chinese youth have plenty of free time.If you ask me, it is better to make snowmen than spend time in Internet cafe.

    ‘Want to find someone to make grass mud horse from snow to you? Try …”

  • Annoy

    Over all, those pics are really entertaining.

  • BaoBei

    Wow, i have to say, this is quite impressive. . .

    During college the most creative thing made from snow any of the students ever did was a 10ft tall phallus right at the heart of the campus~

  • Holland Marshall

    I enjoyed seeing these. Very well done.

  • Alikese

    Wait a minute… number 28 and number 29 are the same sculpture.

  • capt. dude

    Cao Ni Ma doing it real hard to Hello Kitty.

  • Hongjian

    LOL Chao Ni Ma with a penis.

    Well, seems that there are still unsuppressed people out there, still having their fun.

    THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED!!!

    COMMISSARS, DO YOUR JOBS!!!

    HURRRRR!

  • FYIADragoon

    lol pretty good.

  • IQ

    Precision or ability to depict reality has correlation with personal IQ.

  • rcheck

    The only thing Americans ever make out of snow are wieners. So tired, cheap, and uncreative. At least throw in a vulva once in a while.

  • Teacher in China

    Not bad at all. Gotta say though, have you been to Haerbin for the snow and ice festival? Kind of ruins amateur snow sculpting after seeing that level of genius.

    • carl

      Totally. I spent last winter up there. Absolutely amazing.

      • Patrick

        Well, I’ve been there for the last two, and I really hope the sculptors are taking note of this amateur stuff. I wouldn’t mind seeing a larger scale cao ni ma w/icy wang on display this year. They could charge 10 or 20 kuai to let little kids sit on it and get their picture taken.

  • http://www.pearlriverdelta.devhub.com sam

    thats cute and creative ..awesome

  • ImmortalTechnique

    i see a lot of repressed teens busting out their ahem, creative juices, with busty snow girls and snowcocks.

  • Typhoon

    haha. i love all of them. creativity is still alive

  • Daniel

    interesting choices, creative.. .what’s with all the Llamas? I recognize the hello Kitty and the Bunnies from cartoons. Yes many Chinese love to draw pictures of this spiral pile of shit and I even some some at work with a plush toy version of the spiral pile of shit. really weird.

    • Teacher in China

      Yeah, I was at a temple fair at Spring Festival this last year, and you could buy a plastic version of that spiral of shit on a stick. Tons of people had one, walking around with shit on a stick. What’s with that?

      • Daphie

        kk (coughing), this has to be answered by experts: all these spiral pile of shit stuff come from [Dr Slump]. I love it when i was little and Arale’s favorate sport is to play with this [spiral pile of shit].

        Guess you guys comes from the old generation.

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  • Bizzork

    I can’t wait for it to snow. . .

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  • omginorite

    Notice all their poo is nice and soft?

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