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From Mop:
Thanks, to whoever can help me Photoshop a skateboard…I know you guys want to be BT…so go for it…
The above was the original photograph. Everything below are select photoshops by Mop members. Mop is famous for many silly photoshops (and the “Grass Mud Horse“). Some of the photoshops are silly, and some were very ridiculous:
The “Grass Mud Horse” appears…
Furongjiejie also appears…
Uh oh…
Oh no!
Of course…
Cool…
More:
Here are the videos for the fireball photoshops:
infinity
burp burp yea
lovetohate
Okay, okay. I jump ridicolously in heels as well.
But that neighborhood was scarey. And I really did leap. No sh**.
Weird energy surrounded me…
Forgetfullness has its advantages, thanks all I can say, wince.
fozzwaldus
啊呀，有一些人没事儿干
I wonder how long it took to accumulate such an impressive response?
Given the amount of young guys you see in net cafes at all hours of the night, probably about… 20mins?
infinity
buuuuuuuuuurp
infinity
i actually liked this post. i was showing my approval the way real internet bar junkies do it.
pug_ster
Doesn’t Chinasmut have any thing interesting besides Photoshoped pictures?
yellow master race
agree. last week there was a riot in China.
way interesting than this crap.
juntao
and yet you take the time to comment
Asis
Fauna is right to include childish, inane stuff like this.
The great majority of mainland Chinese people don’t care about things like riots and social injustice. That’s ‘boring’.
This is what foreign people never seem to understand about mainland China. All these foreign journalists trying to expose the injustices that happen here. There’s no point; they don’t care. Just leave them be.
You’re only going to ‘hurt our Chinese feelings’ by investigating the side of society that they are trying to ignore.
bert
Isn’t there a riot in China every week?
too yellow
what there is just ONE riot in, quiet week, especially considering the economic crisis.
Great, why don’t you start your own blog and report on that riot?
winshu
I find it funny ^^
shantai
I think the pictures are fun… a decent use of time…
don_corleone
i don’t understand why chinasmack always addresses crap like that recently. it’s becoming more and more a nuisance to have chinasmack in my rss reader. nobody cares SHIT about these pictures. you guys should aim more for quality instead of quantity.
Jordan
I guess when you’re ranked number one, you think you can do anything…
I know who I’m not gonna vote for now.
lovetohate
Are your ventilation systems working properly?
Because it fits their objective. chinaSMACK’s self-stated goal is to just show stuff that is popular on China’s discussion forums. This apparently was reasonably popular on the Mop forum. It shows a sillier, immature, juvenile, creative, etc. side of Chinese netizens. You think of it as uninteresting “crap” but I think it’s an interesting insight into Chinese society. Guess what, China isn’t all about injustice, suffering, and riots. Chinese people aren’t all hyper-nationalistic fenqing or brainless automatons. They actually do really normal stuff like tickling themselves silly photoshopping silly shit onto silly pictures. I can haz cheezeburger anyone? Geez, some of you need to grow a sense of humor or lose the ridiculous entitlement complex.
As the Chinternet would have it “Strongly support!”.
Once Chinasmack starts cherry-picking hot topics to fit a particular agenda, it will lose what’s so great about it.
Ding! This is so true. I mean, while many of us can guess what’s going to be popular (corruption, sex, ultraviolence) on the internet, I still enjoy the fact that chinaSMACK doesn’t give a shit if you think silly photoshops aren’t interesting or if you think a woman digging for gold in her nose is immature.
crm206
Why let the Chinese netizens have all the fun? Say hello to the produce of boredom, five minutes, and good ol’ Paint:
http://yfrog.com/5jjiongj
Coppice
Actually by ‘Coppice’, (put the wrong name, not that the ‘right’ name makes any difference…)
网民的力量是无穷滴 哇呀呀~
The Wade
yeah… reading a website is a huge fucking hassle. it takes all of 20 seconds
love the pictures
krdr
Ha ha. Nice.
Andre
饭否观光团前来围观
You guys can never understand we Chinese people.These pictures are more than lol.
Nubroha
I enjoyed it and thought it was very funny and creative – too bad he never got his “skateboard”.
Epic! Must learn PS…
This is funny….^^
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