True Men: Happy Girl Zeng Yike & Super Girl Li Yuchun

Zeng Yike is a young girl who became famous on the internet when she advanced to the Final 20 of the recent Happy Girls singing competition (similar to American Idol). One judge supported her but another judge strongly disagreed and then quit during the show as protest. Many people think her singing is terrible but some people like her because they think her singing is very “pure and innocent.”

A lot of people also think she looks like a man.

So, the photoshops began…

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“I am Brother Hu” vs. “I am Brother Zeng”

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Zeng Yike and Shen Lihui (the judge who voted for her to enter the Final 20 of Happy Girls singing competition)

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“Brother Zeng Pure Man” (photoshop on body of famous Chinese model/actor 胡兵 Hu Bing)

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“You can win if you are man enough.” & “Iron-blooded Real Man Zeng Ge (Brother Zeng)”

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“I have pectoral muscles, do you? I am now going to hit airplane [attack airplane or masturbate]!”

The third sentence is too difficult to explain.

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Who is “true Grandpa?” Who is Spring Brother?

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Spring Brother or Brother Chun (春哥), is another famous female singer called Li Yuchun 李宇春 who many people also think looks like a man. So Zeng Yike became Brother Zeng  (or sometimes 曾爷, which can mean “Grandpa Zeng” or “Old Man Zeng” or “Man Zeng”) and compared to Brother Chun. 爷,爷们,纯爷们 in a northern Chinese dialect is like “man” or “manly”.

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“Just who is the true man?” (and fake SMS voting instructions)

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There are many many photoshops of Brother Chun. Here are a few:

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“Believe in Brother Chun and Receive The World.”

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“Believe in Brother Chun and Receive Everlasting Life.”

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These photoshops come from various Mop post topics about Zeng Yike.

  • pyroman

    looks lika man…

  • Pho_King Dac Biet

    I have just been inspired to learn photoshop.

  • Mike Lee

    The photoshop montage are so bad… does-it worth an article on Chinasmack?
    The coverage of the Uighurs/Hans riot in Urumqi following the Hans/Uighurs incident in Guangzhou last week would be more interesting no?

    • http://www.cnreviews.com Kai

      The whole Brother Chun thing is a big meme and inside joke amongst Chinese netizens, especially on Mop, arguably the largest or second largest discussion forum (with Tianya) in China.

      There are tons of interesting news in China everyday, but insofar as this reflects the character or attitudes of Chinese netizens and the internet scene in China, I think this is a great piece. It’s like talking about Susan Boyle in the West. Seriously, there are tons of more interesting or important things, but its still a legitimate, notable, and illuminating piece of news.

    • http://www.cnreviews.com Kai

      Also, ESWN’s got coverage on the Urumqi riots: http://www.zonaeuropa.com/20090706_1.htm

      • too yellow

        also tianya is going crazy after the mod stopped deleting treads. this one adds almost a page a second.
        (you’ll need autopager to view this one, sine the posts are added so quickly page number did get the time to refresh)
        http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/news/1/133120.shtml

        • http://www.chinasmack.com Joe

          Tianya has been pretty harmonious so far, threads are still being deleted and many replies are rejected. Doesn’t really matter tho considering most netizens are going to react very negatively to the riots.

          • too yellow

            negatively they maybe, but the comments about freedom to bear arms, question about where to purchase knives are quite interesting to read.

          • too yellow

            you’re right, many of of posts are deleted. That thread got up to 30 pages, now its down to 5. Looks like all of the death to Muslim posts and where to purchase knives post are deleted. (Perhaps for the better, otherwise the sectarian reprisal for all Muslim living in Guangzhou, Shanghai etc. Will really make China look like mirror image of Iraq.)

          • Peteryang

            Let’s see how this one will go, racial terrorism almost never ends peacefully, it’s either you get to live on or I do. And I think it’s reasonable to grant the Han Chinese gun rights in Xinjiang.

        • too yellow

          It would a travesty not to translate this tianya thread, perhaps later when the tension isn’t as intense as today. But man, this incident have made Chinese poster support G W Bush….. Israel… and get this…. HITLER all the same time!

          • too yellow

            ahh.. the Hilter post got deleted, probably for the better. the last thing you wonna see is a Chinese Beer Hall Putsch.

      • Joe
        • too yellow

          looks like police chased them away. People are on tianya are PISSED….

    • Yeah, it would be 10x more interesting, but 5 min later this site would be shut down.

  • Super Kong

    Who the fuck cares; these shows all suck,

  • VeerLeft

    You guys are turds. These are hilarious… the significance of the MUD Grass Horse in some of these is the icing on the cake.
    It’s little things like this that show me that the country is not full of total robots.

  • Yi T

    I don’t think this site cares much of those sensitive news,and it can not afford the loss of been blocked.It just aim to break the stereotype of Chinese people through show you those flakes.

    Don’t expect too much of it.

  • 鬼佬

    these are pretty low-quality photoshops. if you want to see what decent ones look like, check out the photoshop phridays on somethingawful.com – most of these are just bad. they don’t even know how to make her head bigger so it’s not too big for the body. the one towards the end with the alpacas was pretty decent, though.

    • http://www.cnreviews.com Kai

      LoL, I don’t think this was a photoshop competition. They’re all done just to convey a funny/silly/immature point to illicit laughs. I think they succeeded. This isn’t about technique, it’s about joking around.

  • Miako Tamatsue

    I am not sure why so many Chinese people are criticizing her looks. She is who she is. Sure, criticize her bad singing because that’s what she competed in. But her looks? What is the importance or relevance of it to you?

    Seriously, if all those forum posters who criticized her looks would have the balls to put up their own pictures, I say most of you would be considered even uglier than she is. And no Photoshop necessary.

    I’ll pick a girl who has the courage to pursue her dreams in life over some lazy ass sitting at home on a computer with nothing better to do than criticzing her looks. Those Photoshop skills can be better put to use.

    • Ming

      people who photoshop arent planning to join a national wide singing competition.

      The truth is: singer who are pretty or handsome sell more then singer who are ugly.

      Susan Boyle wont sell as much as Beyonces.

      Singers and actors are not suppose to be normal people…they are supposedly the best of the best in arts and looks. This may change in the future, but not today…

  • FangYao

    hilarious,the photoshop makes my laugh….
    there is nothing can be too series, just a stupid TV show, if it can give people some good time, why not….

  • –’o..[^--^]..o’-

    some of these cracks me up. makes me dizzy, somewhere in between ecstatic epilepsy and hellish nausea.

  • East Turkestan Mujahideen

    The liberation of our homeland has began

    Allah Akbar!

    Death to the Bloshevists!

    Victory to the Intifada!

    • Samael

      aww but i want to feed it so bad :(

      hes so cute!

    • Peteryang

      My troll-meter reads “maximum”, I am all up for feeding this one.

    • Peteryang

      This is just too funny! Bring it on East Turshistan!

    • too yellow

      you do realize that East Turkestan was nothing but a place holder like People’s Republic of Tannu Tuva. Hope you live happily under Russian rule.

  • mlgb

    The Rambo + Shaver = Zeng Yike cracked me up.

    • Sushi

      The resemblance is uncanny. Maybe Stalone is a girl. A very ugly girl. Given all the steroids he ingested he may look like a girl where it counts.

      And…I love Xinjiang style food. In fact it is my favorite “Chinese” style food. But I think Chinasmack should steer clear of the politically charged situation. In any case nothing good will come from the violence nor from a bunch of dorks (myself included) bantering about it on this website. There will be plenty of other forums to discuss. Head over to Economist.com where China discussions get lively and are a bit more high brow.

  • http://chungkingmansions.com chungkingmansions

    Funny, but I’m more interested in the fact that so many Chinese are familiar with Contra and Double Dragon… were they big here in the 80s too?

    • too yellow

      yes, I remember seeming them in the arcades. But it’s no where nearly as popular as Street Fighters or Raiden.

  • –’o..[^--^]..o’-

    video games be 4 the world…I 4give cho ignorances. Treal games 4 da win, bitches and hos love dis shit.

  • Michael

    I think she looks like that male student that was making feminine poses in graduation gown in a post from a couple days ago.

  • Yang

    hahahahahah some of these had me on the floor!

  • Peteryang

    It’s obviously Islamic terrorism against Han people, and there is absolutely no solution, no way out, either we deport them back to their sacred land, or they destroy us.

    It’s about time we make a choice.

    Btw I heard Han people are preparing to fight back. Curtain’s up, show is about to begin.

  • Dimsum-habibi

    One question I have about this singer is whether she even writes her own music. If she does, then she’s a true artist. Otherwise, she’s nothing but another glorified KTV hostess.

    In regards to the Urumqi business:
    #1. Nobody should be messing with the Cantonese in the first place. Those uyghurs that died in Guangdong probably did something stupid.
    #2. If you are a uyghur and/or a muslim living in China, prepare to be PWNED by ignorant chinese ppl and a government that doesn’t like you.
    #3. China’s media is making it sound like foreign governments are the ones promoting and inciting the conflicts. What a bunch of irresponsible bastards.

    • Samael

      foreign governments? last time i heard, activist groups and exiles are not considered governments…

  • FangYao

    Uighurs & Han….peace & respect !!!!

  • krdr

    Awful photoshops, but they have spirit. The shaver+Rambo thing and two animations are finger in the eye.

    Due her “voice”, she deserves this kind of publicity. In our country, we have singer that looks even more horrible than Zeng Yike, although Marija sings much better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sp9OOoxCJo

  • yumeyao

    @krdr:
    I can’t agree with you more.
    WTF their singings are such definately oddly different!

  • Ching Chong

    i can say her name is appropriate, had me saying “Yikes!”

    what’s special about this? in the US, the fobby boys all look like girls, with their fobby hair and cheap clothes, faggy physique

  • DC

    Believe in Spring brother, a immortal life you will get

  • hey man

    zengge can not compared with chunge. by the way, about the riots i think the gov can handle it well.

  • cc

    pls respect them a little! ok!?

  • wower

    That’s a big joke with a humor connotation, which is hard to explain. Every one knows this in any Chinese forum. Everybody will be friendly to you if you express you believe in “Spring brother”.

    by the way, attack airplane(fire handgun) also means masturbate in Chinese.

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  • Billydkid

    the one who started this threat has an ax to grind against this poor girl. Yike is not a good singer and that she should be eliminated since she entered a singing contest not a songwriting contest. The one to blame are the judges who erroneously voted for this girl and for this, she was made a butt of jokes.
    This is the 4rd HappyGirl contest held. I only concurred with the opinion of the judges and the people on the winner of the 3rd contest, ShangWenJie who truly deserved to win.
    what’s with the mainland’s fascination with butches/dikes? those whose fashion tastes and gait/mannerisms border on the opposite sex? it was UNBELIEVABLE that LiYuChun won over Jane ZhangLiangying(2nd contest) or LiXiaoYun over YuKeWei, who I believe has an excellent singing voice. Both Li”s are women-not-quite-women and men-not-quite-men type!!

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  • East Turkestan Mujahideen

    “Even most non-muslims know that it’s “Allahu Akbar” or “Allah’hu Akbar””

    There are many ways to Latinise Arabic, Allah Akbar is perfectly acceptable

    “Bloshevists?? Do you mean Bolsheviks?”

    No Bolshevists implies that they’re followers of Bolshevik ideals, not actual Bolsheviks. There’s a distinction that you’re missing.

    “The RUSSIAN communists who eventually founded the Soviet Union and which China friggin hated and did their best to distance themselves from claiming their own Chinese form of communism was superior and more sincere. To such an extent that they nearly started a fullblown ware several times with the Bolsheviks.”

    Mao’s anti-Russian rhetoric was founded on the premise that Russia’s post-Stalin leaders had deviated from Bolshevism

    You’re more likely than me to be a troll you dumb fuck

  • –’o..[^--^]..o’-

    datz only bcos they were hating on Stalin. Treal communism 4 da win.

  • Samael

    aww aww, look at the troll trying to rescue his fail.

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