If The Passengers On The Titanic Were Chinese…

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From Tianya:

Although I have watched the Hollywood blockbuster “Titanic” many years ago, the grandeur of the tragedy during the moment of the ship’s sinking forever etched in my mind. The honorable captain, the three violinists calmly facing death, as well as those gentlemen who gave the hope of life to the women and children and left the calamity of death for themselves; left me touched while at the same time, let me re-realize the greatness of humanity.

Lingering in such deep awe, I often cannot help it but to pose to myself a foolish assumption: Suppose the passengers on the Titanic are us Chinese, what will be the scene during the moment of the sinking? Facing this conjecture I find it difficult to answer, but when I must answer this question, I had to do so in light of practical experience in order to draw the following conclusion:

Upon receiving the report of the ship hitting the iceberg, The terror-stricken captain rushed to notify the highest level cadre (certain secretary or certain chief) among the passengers, to let them immediately prepare to board lifeboats to evacuate, and then quickly instruct his subordinates to notify the high/low level officials in the luxury cabins, and escort them to safely evacuate. According to usual practice, the order of the evacuation is decided by the level in rank of the officials.

After a period of busy activity, high/low level officials all safely depart, the news of the ship hitting the iceberg also gradually spread to the regular passengers. The ship, due to intake of water slowly developed a list. The passengers started to cause a commotion, some froze in their tracks, some held their head and wailed, some started plundering valuables, in a short time, and all order was lost. Soon they realized they have to find a path to survival, and one after another rushed forth toward the limited numbers of lifeboats remaining. At this time the captain is leading the crew to prepare for departure, after some hurl of insult and infighting, the captain and the crew also safely left the ship.

At this time the available small boats for evacuation are even more scarce, the passengers became even more frantic and distraught, a couple of strong and rough brutes grabbed the only two small boats remaining, another bunch of big and tall men after a violent struggle also got into the boat. The turbulent sea water surged up one wave after another, the liner is already seriously listing, the chaotic mass of people resembling the dense numbers of ants began to falter, finally the small boat full of able-bodied men, in the desperate gaze of the passengers, and the sound of wailing cries/shouts, hurriedly left the ship. Women in disheveled hair holding their crying infants fell down and got up again, a couple of handicapped men are exclaiming in despair toward the sky, a pair of white haired couple sobbing in embrace…a rumble of a large sound [explosion], the big liner broke in half down the middle and gradually sinks into the bottomless abyss. All is lost in the silence, and then slowly floats up some debris of buckets and clothing in addition to the frozen corpses of women and children…

My answer above may not satisfy everyone, so much so that some will think that I am suspicious of vilifying ‘civil servants’ [officials] and defiling our fellow countrymen. But I really can’t think up a more satisfying answer for people, because in regard to personal interests, first come the officials followed by the staff of government departments, then the strong and able-bodied brutes, and finally the old, the weak, the disabled, the women and the children, this kind of social order in real life is already commonplace for me.

Do you still recall the Karamay fire, the three hundred or so victims are all elementary school kids and teachers, the government officials all escaped first without a scratch.

Those currently receiving or are watching others receive this type of special privilege; electric plant workers do not have to pay for electricity bills, water plant naturally do not have to pay for water bills, railway workers riding trains naturally do not have to dig into their wallets. As for dominance of the strong, at the bustling stations, harbors, theaters, even door to buses all fully reflect that the slogans of ‘ladies first’ or ‘compassion toward others’ can only forever hang on the lips of our fellow countrymen. Written on the walls on the side of the street, yet how many people truly carry out these actions?

This is the realities of our national’s personal qualities, this is the realities of our government official’s qualities, I do not want to, but have no choice but to admit this reality! Disasters are like a mirror, it can reflect the beautiful, the ugly, the good and the bad in human nature, and we should ask ourselves through the heart, can we withstand its reflections?

Note: A good contrast to the chivalrous altruism displayed on board the Titanic can be found in this BBC article.

Comments on Tianya:

If they are all Chinese, then if the accident happened, we will definitely turn this bad event into a good one, will definitely unite the masses even closer around the Party, will definitely uplift the whole nation in a great surge of patriotism, will definitely put forth the touching scene of the whole nation’s enthusiastic donations of money and materials, the ship’s passengers will definitely request the captain and high/low level deputies to leave first, CCTV will definitely say the families of the victims are just as if they are celebrating the Chinese New Year, will definitely report that during the disaster the CCP members displayed countless touching achievements, will definitely…

Then to the evaluation of the disaster: The people will say it is the ship’s fault, the ship will say it is the iceberg’s fault, the iceberg will say it is the climate’s fault, the climate will say it is the sun’s fault, and the sun can only say: FUCK!

Lastly, a call for the whole nation’s hard work and endurance, to set off a new patriotic climax for the construction of the motherland.

A moment of silence.

Sing along with the Party: socialism is good, socialism is good, and People of socialist countries have high social standings!

If they are Chinese, I predict they will all die. China today has lost all moral virtue.

Ding this post up, cannot let it sink.

If onboard the Titanic are all today’s Chinese, then one thing is certain: definitely no one will survive.
The following was cited as the voice of the victims: “妈13 [13 = B, so this is MB, "motherfucking"] bastards secretly cutting corners, using shoddy materials, and enjoying kickbacks, only so few lifeboats, why should the leaders board first, I will just have to squeeze on board, at worst, if it capsizes, we will all go together.”
Given the time of the Titanic sinking was in 1912, at that time the qualities of our countrymen have yet to degenerate to this level, therefore the result should be similar to the movie.

What LZ said is not completely without reason. But during this big earthquake too were many flashes of humanity’s glories/radiance!

A real portrait of Chinese officials.
It is this gang of people controlling China, how lamentable.

This really is bullshit, I work at the department providing electricity, an old worker for 15 years, and I have never heard of using electricity without money!!!

Chinese will definitely let the leaders go first. haha

In Titanic nobility class got the same privilege as what you said about Chinese officials, secondly, that is only embellished element of the movie. So no matter who is this or that, human nature determined the outcome, no matter what country it is all the same.

Leaders going first…hehe, this is very normal.

I believe in your analysis,
Looking at the present situation,
There is no way I can’t believe you.

Every nationality has their own deep rooted bad habits; do not think the foreigners are that good. In fact when you really did go to foreign countries you will discover, that actually they are not what you think they are.

Comments on NetEase:

Let the leader go first

If the leaders all died, who will represent the greater poor people?

What LZ said have some bias, should put it this way: in China, most of the people are kind-hearted, most officials are still corrupt; this is really China’s current situation, you can’t judge the people and the officials on the same page.

LZ deep down you look down upon Chinese people, two years ago a sea disaster occurred in the Bohai Sea, all the survivors were nearly all women and children, why? Because during the disaster, the passengers on the boat let women and children first board the liferaft, a girl recalled after the incident, when the boat is nearly under water, two men pushed her out of the side portal, she was saved, but those two men never climbed out, gone down with the ship into the sea. Later that women and an old man boarded a liferaft, floating on the sea for a good number of days, the old man said his is already old, don’t have many days to live, so he gave what little fresh water he has to the girl. In the end the girl survived but the old man died on the raft. The majority of the people among our countrymen are still good people, but LZ is through and through a dark-hearted small person.

I cannot say that all of today’s officials talk about special privileges, but those [officials] around me do, this is without question.

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  1. Wow, sorry i snapped you Kai, i was annoyed that day, i just wanted to say that your posts are long and therefore some people may skip them. BTW Fauna your site is simply amazing. And Kai, i enjoy reading you but don’t be so sensitive to criticism.

    • baijiansi, I’m about as sensitive to criticism as anyone else is, but I believe I was quite civil in my response to you. At most, I was curt, but I stuck to the point: You’re aware that I’m aware of what other people think of my lengthier comments, and that some people won’t bother reading. Therefore, it is unnecessary to belabor the point as I felt you were doing, especially since Fauna just recently and so definitively berated myself and others over the issue already.

      Insofar as you did snap at me (which you admit) by insinuating something about how I see myself, I did emphatically ask you to just get over it. I see you understand and it’s cool we can respect each other over this. There are far more interesting things to discuss here than the length of one inconsequential guy’s comments, right? Cheers.

  2. @Kai

    You are talking. Telling me off at 3.11 am for trolling at 1.00 to 1.30 am.

    As for your advice to find a girlfriend, you know, China does not have any suitable woman for me.

    • smickno, I’ll allow myself to risk one friendly jab at you and hope it doesn’t get deleted by Fauna:

      I think the common expression is “You’re one to talk” and not the awkward “You are talking.”

      You don’t go out much, do you? Sure, getting home at 3:00am may not be as “partying all night” as coming home at 6-7am following a post-party late-night snack/breakfast at City Diner…but I’m getting old, man, and I just don’t have the stamina for it. I also woke up far earlier than I would’ve preferred for what should’ve been a lazy Saturday.

      My point remains that you should save your trolling for your weekdays when you’re trying to look busy at work. On the weekends, try to enjoy the nightlife, man, because you don’t need to wake up so early the day after.

      Oh, and didn’t you say you were from Singapore or something? Your speech patterns are similar, and I recall you having a bit of a tiff with some Malaysian guy on some other post where you expounded at length about how great Singapore is. Have you come to China to find a girlfriend? A lot of female friends have a love-hate relationship with Singaporean men, similar to the relationship they have with Taiwanese and Hong Konge men, but that’s a topic for another time.

      Cheers.

  3. How can we expect them to act in the middle of the ocean when a ship is sinking when they can’t save themselves or each other 20m from the shore of the yangpu in a Passat?

  4. @kai

    Here I am again on a Sunday night. By the way, how did you know I did not go out on Saturday and came back (earlier than you) to post my comments?

    And no, I had never said I was from Singapore, and I had never “expounded at length about how great Singapore is.” I wonder where you read that. But I did put that Malaysian guy in his place when in the Chinese Hospital article, he posted his “we Malaysians are not like you Chinese” comments. Subtext: We Malaysians are better than you Chinese. If the “tiff”, as you call it, had continued, I might have quoted the latest news I read two days ago about how some Malaysian company was passing off poison as medicine.

    Anyway, I decided along the way to stop “attacking” that fellow, when I somehow sensed that he was probably a high school boy. He was definitely less well read than I, and I have no wish to “bully” a school boy. Would you? Just let him grow up. And you are right: the style is the same because the author of those comments of yester-months and the one writing to you now is the same. There is only one smickno, eh?

    I am curious you asked me if I came to China to look for a girlfriend. Is it because of my writing tongue-in-cheek “China does not have any suitable woman for me” Don’t you know that I am a troll? Mamma mia.

  5. you guys are pathetic!

  6. you fucking anglosaxons and angloamericans and chinese. you both are the cancer of this world. fuck you both and your fucking complexes. you are both hard to stand and your fucking english shit will pull us all into a fucking world war. chinese+anglosaxon yankese=cancer of the world.

  7. Wow! I have never seen such a friendly thread.

  8. Veerleft hit the nail on the haed. I wasn’t being critical or derogatory towards Chinese in my previous post it just seems from anecdotal evidence a suprisingly low percentage of the Chinese population can swim, especially in the landlocked provinces.

  9. typo – head

  10. I dont think anyone would give a fuck if the passengers were chinese.

  11. AaronC: Exactly. WTF? Chinese are just a small piece in wht world puzzle. Why make big story of it?

  12. all the chinese and obc’s on this site r complete twats arent they?

    even the dickhead that owns the site uses chinese when hes offended (on an english langauge blog)

    what utter twats!

    guess having a tiny penis does that……..hahhahahaa

    • What a disgusting and vulgar empty way of talking! Unfortunately, You show what you are by the way you talk.

      • @Mau Mai

        I don’t think it is disgusting. If disgusitng is the word to use, YOU are the one who is disgusting, chimate.

        • Don´t get to personal Smickno. If you know my view, as I see you did consider it, You know that vulgar language may be offensive to many. And perhaps many do not have the gut to say it or they became callous to it all, or insensitive. I think it doesn´t help to come out with a nasty word just to make an impression or to shock a reader.

          • @mau mai
            You should be telling kai all these. But I stand on kai’s side anyway, even though we know he is a SOB.

          • @mau mai

            By the way, that “fuckyou” guy is not me, eh? Everytime I jump into the fray, some stupid PEOPLE will assume that I was the earlier writer, and using all kinds of fake names to troll. It happened when kai lost in an argument with baijiansi, and all of a sudden, some people, including Fauna, assumed that I (smickno) was baijiansi, using a fake name.

          • smickno, sigh, neither Fauna nor I ever said or assumed you were baijiansi. The only person who assumed you and baijiansi were one and the same was yourself.

          • Hang on…how can a person assume he himself is another person?

          • Heh, Tommy, my bad. I was trying to say that smickno was the only person who assumed Fauna or I thought he and baijiansi were one and the same.

  13. Aren’t you learning anything from the most recent events?

    Here’s how it would go:

    The Titanic ship would sink, then Chinese rescue boats would gather around it and watch it sink and do nothing. And someone would send a mass mail (the equivalent of youku back then) to all the world.

    And then people would comment about how crazy this event is and how selfish and irresponsible Chinese people are.

    Deja Vu…

  14. @mau mai, smickno, kai

    I lost 4kg in two week, using wii fit.

  15. Now, I’ll put a shoe on my head

  16. “Every nationality has their own deep rooted bad habits; do not think the foreigners are that good. In fact when you really did go to foreign countries you will discover, that actually they are not what you think they are.”

    I think this comment is quite well. Every nationality has their own deep rooted bad habits,i am definitely agree with it.

  17. “(unless we are talking about disasters of a giant scale like the Sichuan earthquake)”

    Why does the size of the disaster affect how much people care about others? If they don’t give a rat’s ass, they would not donate their money in the earthquake. Yes, Chinese people do have social conscience.

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