From NetEase:
Magical Market Auntie: Juggles Tofu Like A Ball
The vegetable market is truly a crouching tiger, hidden dragon place, where even a tofu-selling old auntie is a football [soccer] expert, able to juggle tofu like a ball. The old auntie says: “There’s not much difference between juggling tofu and juggling balls”:
[translation of the Chinese subtitles in the video:]
Come! Come!
Everyone come watch ayi [auntie] juggle tofu!
When juggling, you must be delicate, the entire body relaxed.
Just like boxing
you have to be clever/precise.
Take it easy.
Juggling tofu is the same as juggling a ball.
Look, controlling the ball is a piece of cake.
I’m not trying to brag…
but if I were a man,
the World Football MVP would definitely be me.
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Comments from NetEase:
NBTV:
If I were able to juggle like this…I would have saved the Chinese football team long ago…
w1g3:
Such hard tofu, I wouldn’t buy it.
菊有精神:
This is an advertisement, right? Computer-generated special effects!!!
shanghaiseag:
Pretty well made…just the speed was not adjusted well…so it is still very easy to make out that it is fake when watching it…
韩萨慕:
At the beginning, [I] thought it was fake, but then felt it is real!
xhsw3799:
China football is completely hopeless, not even better than an old auntie who sells tofu. Sigh~~
qifei1985111:
Saw this while getting soy sauce.
訫ｄě方向:
137624260:
Didn’t the final kick break the tofu? What was juggled was real tofu, those who can’t do it don’t be bitter/jealous.
meiweihaixia:
Truly impressive…
[I] admire you so much…
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