This video of a cute 2-year-old Guangdong Boy dancing naked was posted originally on Youku but it seems to have been removed. I probably cannot upload it to YouTube either. Many Chinese netizens say this guy is even more impressive than the 2-year-old Sichuan boy who smokes and swears.
From Mop:
Today’s children are truly too niu.
Comments from Mop:
rampodoyle:
This will be a wonderful memory for the child’s. It will be even more precious when one day the child becomes China’s Michael Jackson.
w23078953:
He has a lot of talent, we should call the Korean bangzi to take a look so they can cry! [The meaning is to show off this kid's dancing skills to impress and humble the Koreans who think they can dance well. It is a silly joke.]
快点得了:
Hilarious! The little guy has a future! Haha!
wangguoxiang17:
Whoever posted this video is truly awful. Instead of teaching children good things, you’re teaching them these kind of things. Could it be that your conscience has been eaten by a dog? Despicable!
天堂的泉水:
The darker side of society is thoroughly materialized on this child’s body.
I am truly worried for our future children.
It is really hard to imagine what the future of China will be like.
杰克老狼:
I have collapsed [with laughter].
Someone get a bottle of ice water, I need to calm/cool down~~~
汪洋小海【猥琐教徒】:
Missing a few movements, but he still has pretty good rhythem~
凤影若鸿【浴火凤凰】:
Haha~~~hilarious, I showed everyone in the office, everyone laughed~~~
愤怒的青蛙:
I am speechless, the person who taught this child is too shameless…
周杰棍的双杰伦:
Whose child is this impressive!
May I ask how he was conceived!? What was eaten during pregnancy??
Freestyle05:
Clear rhythm, uninhibited movement.
The next generation’s dancing king has been born.
踩到地雷思密达:
A child with a lot of potential. He can be trained, and proper guidance is very important.
laozi小赵:
The little bastard is too NB.
yan12434:
Downloaded, waiting to use it to create a stir when he grows up as an award for the paparazzi.
超级无敌幼齿宝宝:
Very cute…
except don’t touch your mount after touching your little JJ…
雪雪的鸟鸟:
Dance if you want to dance,
but why without wearing clothes?
Is it just because he’s 2-years-old?
Do you think this is cute and innocent? Or is it bad influence?
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