Patriotic Youth Celebrate National Day With Crazy Haircuts

The title of this video on Youku is “Hair stylist once again creates shocking ‘Great Hall of the People’ National Day hair to celebrate National Day”:

Here are some photos of the Great Hall of the People to compare:

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Comments from Youku:

hanhua66:

This is what personality/individuality is called, the most niu in the whole world, even more impressive than foreigners!

opde7711:

Too disgusting.

≮天高云淡≯:

Frankly, this is basically an advertisement.

lageda:

Special hairstyle for mental retards. Cutting this hairstyle, one could film Journey to the West. 汗

信的是我自己:

Times are changing, and hair salons are also using uniforms to entice [customers].

YoYo清风:

This kind of hairstyle is similar to those Brazilian football fans.

There is no disgusting, only deep love!

Here is another video of a haircut that features Tiananmen Square:

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30 Comments

  1. Cool. Ghetto fabulous.

  2. it even ventilates! perfect for summer.

  3. Very Kid N Play. I’m glad to see at least that China is past the Grandmaster Flash era, what with not wanting to be pushed around and being so close to the edge and all.

  4. Wow, that’s so 80′s.

  5. Sixty years of Bolshevist tyranny, what better reason to celebrate than with a funky haircut?

    Seriously though I’d stand on this guy’s arms and piss in his mouth if I could

  6. You got a complex?

  7. You think it’s possible to get a haircut that depicts tanks crushing students?

  8. “…the most niu in the whole world, even more impressive than foreigners!”

    Inferiority complex, in a Chinese person? I don’t believe it.

    As for the poll:

    “These haircuts are…

    * Really stupid
    * Simply for fun”

    I’ll go with: a little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B.

  9. Forget the hair statements, even if this guy would be a perfect candidate to form a Chinese version of Duran Duran…….

    Post-Games we got the Sanlu milk thingy. Anyone want to guess what type of let-down will follow the National Day chest thumping. Big choice of social issues which concern the average person in the PRC. Okay all you sino-experts, here is an opportunity to display your wisdom and insight. I vote for a power struggle over succession in Beijing, widespread rural riots or a rumour driven run on the banks.

    • Sanlu wasn’t a “post”-Games thing. It was pre-Games and during-Games, but the story was suppressed. I wonder how many babies died because the government wanted the Olympics to proceed without scandal?

  10. Wow, now if only the Chinese could actually do GOOD LOOKING haircuts. Seriously there isn’t a barber in China who can listen to what you actually want and do it. They lack creativity, they always have to have a picture to copy or a #_ as the idea. At least they can make ugly haircuts well.

  11. Haters can not be pleased. A good chinese is dead chinese in their eyes no matther what. The final solution is conquering the whole world and geneocide all chink haters. Let us start from pusan which is close.

  12. in that screen capture of the first video, even the barber is saying “fuck yo haircut!”

  13. lol who the hell would walk around with that haircut?

  14. the great yellow master race

    COOOOOOOOLL!!! i will it too! i hope my coiffeur can make it. on my head(flag), on my back(the great wall), on my legs(red dragon and tiger) and around my penis too(Maos face)….

    WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  15. Its quite pompous to have great soviet style parades to show off about progress and development.

    Its another thing to have margaret thatcher’s haircut. This guy is going to get beaten up in the shopping mall man. lol.

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