2 Year Anniversary Contest Challenge 09: Caption This Photo

Two Chinese girls holding breasts and penis.

Mini-Contest: Caption this photo in the comments below. The best caption will win 6 months of free Freedur VPN service. If you want to be eligible, please include your location in China in parentheses on a separate line after your caption. Only captions submitted before 9:00 Monday 2010 July 26 are eligible for this extra prize.

If you are participating in our 2 Year Anniversary Contest:

Completing this challenge will earn you 10 points

+5 bonus points if your caption makes me laugh.

+1 bonus point if you retweet it with the #chinasmackyear2 hashtag.

+1 bonus points if you link/share it on Facebook.

Please comment with the information you used to enter the contest. If you have not yet entered our contest, you still have time and can still complete old challenges to earn points.

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  1. No offence,Thai ladyboys

    What you’re really getting for your money; Japanese and Thai.

  2. Asians with big tits and big dicks: human evolution is finally complete.

  3. Sexy: You’re doing it wrong.

  4. The two things are what Chinese girls want but rarely get.

    Big boobs and white dick.

  5. Pillows. Every girl deserve large.

  6. “Challenge 69: Fauna sees how far Chinasmackers are willing to go to earn bonus points.”

    (Hangzhou)

  7. Unfortunately, the other ladies in the sewing class were unimpressed by the girls creations.

  8. What sister is smoking is not a cigarette, but penis envy.

  9. “Not fair! Why do I always have to be the boy!”

    (Beijing)

  10. can anyone beat this?

    一个鞋 一个供汽车奇我的金莲妹s

    one shoe one public bus ride my Golden Lotus Sisters

    challenge 09 baby!
    am going to put this on my QQ zone
    五毛党

  11. I’ve heard of stuffing your bra or jockstrap to look bigger, but this is taking it to the extremes.
    (Jinhua zhejiang)

    • Tonight on late night crappy annoying TV commercials..the “i dream” pillow collection. For the guy who always dreamed of wanting your girl to have bigger boobs or the girl who always was looking for a large cock in her life..may we present the i dream pillows. Now every night when you sleep and dream of wanting what you don’t have, u can feel secure holding on to it.

  12. Warning: Do not dry clean, may shrink.

  13. Those clothes make you look like a dick!
    Oh yeah? Well I bet you feel like a right tit!

  14. For those not well endowed:

    Batteries not included.

  15. Newest wii controllers are making a killing in Shanghai…

  16. mummy this is what we want for christmas

  17. Too late for the competition, but…

    Typical 90s generation, according to anyone over 20.

  18. The mini-contest for this challenge is over. The winner will be announced with the 2 year anniversary contest winners next week. Thank you for participating! :)

  19. Fauna,
    Didn’t see where the Xtra Freedur prize for best caption was awarded…Saw the contest winners but nothing on this.

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