Han Han: Fifty Cent Party Must Work Overtime

Han HanHan Han is a famous post-80s generation professional race-car driver and best-selling author. He is also one of China’s most popular Chinese bloggers, and my own favorite.  — Fauna

From Han Han’s blog:

Are You Xiao Ming*?

I don’t know if everyone has noticed or not, but recently there have more and more Fifty Cent Party [wu mao dang] members on major forums and the comments of news sites. Of course, I don’t support calling anyone who disagrees with you “Fifty Cent Party“, but the Fifty Cent Party is very easy to recognize because people who’ve sold their souls, especially people who’ve sold their souls for cheap, have no [emotional] foundation for their words so even the climax [of what they are saying] lacks drama. When I first discovered this phenomenon, I was perplexed and thought it was just the relevant departments increasing the [number of Fifty Cent Party members], but I read a piece of news that said the economic crisis has spread to the Fifty Cent Party. Section 17 of the fifth chapter of the “Hengyang Internet Comment Management Methods” states that internet commenters will be paid 10 cents for each post. From this we can infer that across the country the Fifty Cent Party is being paid less; this could explain why it seems like suddenly there are five times as many Fifty Cent Party members: actually the people are still the same, but now they’re working overtime! Before, one often found that when there was a Fifty Cent Party member everyone could surround and watch them, but now with all the deletions and scrubbings [i.e., increased internet censorship], at some places one can now see Fifty Cent Party members outnumbering and surrounding [regular people].

Chinese internet users

According to classified files about the makeup of the Fifty Cent Party, 50 writing experts, 100 talented writers, and 500 other writers constitute a “fifty cent agency”. This outpouring of Fifty Cent Party members, according to my judgment, is mostly focused on those “other writers”, but from time to time a talented writer will come out to test the waters, and as for the expert writers, they probably have duties within the system as up to now very few of them have appeared. Of course, the main reason is that with Spring Festival coming they’re busy with social visits and receiving gifts.

The recent flood of Fifty Cent Party members is one reason I opened this Sina microblog, first because the reactions of the Fifty Cent Party are relatively slow and I think that to many “talented writers” registering and logging into QQ is already the most they can do. Besides, on microblogs, you cannot speak anonymously and they are afraid to register. Moreover, if they perform well on microblogs, the authorities may notice and ask them to use their cell phones to guide public opinion moment by moment. To them, this is a disaster: at first it was 10 cents for one post, and that was good, but sending a text message to influence [public opinion] costs ten cents, plus there’s the cost of electricity for charging their phones, anyway they’re losing a little bit of money. Don’t ridicule them, they sell themselves for one mao, for a thousand kuai they would sell a kidney; to them, a little money is still money. They are truly living at the lowest level of society, but they are the species with ideology that most directly aligns with that of the ruling class.

Chinese internet user

I have a different reading of the Fifty Cent Party. First, I feel we should permit the Fifty Cent Party to exist; everyone has the right to hire someone else to speak for them and those hired have the right to speak anywhere they please. If you can beat Xiao Ming* once, and then with the money stolen off of him hire someone to curse him once, that counts as a talent. Every government has a mechanism for propagating their perspective, [so] that is excusable. But the Fifty Cent Party is the government’s mistake, before I thought they existed to guide public opinion, but it seems I was wrong, because you wouldn’t, upon seeing a crowd of people eating shit, squeeze your way in to have a bite yourself. The Fifty Cent Party is a result of the higher levels toadying to the highest level, but in the wake of the Fifty Cent Party’s rampage, many glorious and correct personages need only to open their mouths, which clearly costs nothing, and they become [referred to as] Fifty Cent Party members, which greatly hurts their enthusiasm. Originally, if you went into a hotel and booked a room for a one night stand, when you came out the next morning the whole world would call you a chicken [i.e. dick], this goes without saying. If you suddenly found the Fifty Cent Party, [... suddenly] all of your former supporters are suspicious of the Fifty Cent Party. Why do I rarely praise the government? First, I fear being called a Fifty Cent Party member; second, if you criticize the lack of freedom then praise is meaningless; third, I have already paid my taxes, and the people’s taxes pay the fees of the Fifty Cent Party, which is equivalent to me indirectly supporting the government.

Finally, in the future, I will choose some [comments on this post] and differentiate which were written by “other writers”, which were written by “talented writers”, which were written by patriotic youths, which were written by ignorant young girls, which were unhappily written, which were brainlessly written. But if I wrong you, you volunteered. Who made your master think that an opinion the same as yours was worth ten cents?

Fake wu mao bill with cao ni ma

* Note: Opinions seem divided on what Han Han means by “Xiao Ming”. See this post for some discussion and varying theories. One theory is that it’s just a stand-in name to represent the person could be anyone.

Han Han’s blog post is no longer publicly available without a password on his Sina blog. A copy can be seen on KDS.

Responses on Han Han’s blog:

建筑狂人:

Replying to Han Han, I am not Xiao Ming!

windson:

Looks like the situation for the Fifty Cent Party is getting more and more unbearable.

新浪手机网友:

I am a Fifty Cent Party member, but the money is too little so I quit, thanks everyone!

新浪网友:

Whether it’s fifty cents or ten cents, if they can spray shit [onto message boards, etc.] then they’re a good party member.

新浪网友:

Do you mean to say that the Fifty Cent Party has been on your blog recently? Quickly pick out a few so we can surround them…

新浪手机网友:

Very brave, but I still think that the government will secretly kill you…

新浪手机网友:

I support Han Han.

新浪手机网友:

Ding!

This post was translated by C. Custer, the editor of the analysis and translation blog ChinaGeeks.

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65 Comments

  1. Fifty cents also money…..worth it!

  2. They do seem to be getting more prevalent…good post by Han Han.

  3. fifty? i heard it’s ten cents now..

  4. fifty-cent-party members play Warcraft III and WoW?

  5. I am still waiting for my fiddy cent.

  6. I’ve been reading your comments in english and this one I really like! 50 Cent Army busy these days because of Dalai Lama is getting more attention as he plans to visit White House to meet President Obama. Keep up the good work and you are the voice of millions who fundamentally agree on universal basic rights and freedom! “Thuk-je nang” -”thank you” in Tibetan.

    • Ahh days of theocracy, how we miss thee.

      • Yes indeed – how much better to have an uelected totalitarian dictator than a constitutional monarchy or similar.

        • Oops, I must have mixed up the liberal democratic Tibet ruled by his benevolence the enlightened Tulku in accordance with their constitution, with some serf based agragrian kingdom under a single lifelong religious-political master whose sole qualification was picking out a few trinkets on the floor while still wearing diapers.

          Indeed, when faced with the myriad of real world challenges, two five-year terms under technocrats who were trained as engineers and scienctists with decades of experience in government are clearly inferior to the perennial supply of feel good cliché from an expert on the world of makebelieve.

          • King Tubby

            I understand your point as well. It isn’t lost on me that when talking about Tibet my line of thinking is suspiciously similar to the inane CCP line repeated in evening news. However, wide-eyed dreamers and latter sipper in the west who champion democracy from their laptops should understand reality there: that China is never going to give up Tibet. Whether it’s size, strategic position, resources, or national “face”, Tibet is too important to China. The CCP will do what it has to and have demonstrated no qualms about sending in military, especially when it has the overwhelming support of the people.

            If there was ever a window for Tibetan independence it ended with the Chinese civil war. The British who originally pushed for Tibetan independence were powerless to interfere when the PLA rolled through Tibetan plateau. The Americans tried and failed with CIA sponsored coup which led to Dalai Lama’s exile.

            By irresponsibly pointing their holier-than-thou fingers now, forces outside of Tibet callinng for its independence, encourage those in Tibet with the promise of ephemeral support from abroad to take to the streets and riot, which only confirms the fears of CCP that Tibet is unstable and increasingly reactionary and forceful crackdowns follow.

            Greater autonomy for Tibet will follow its stability, not the way around.

            Whats your policy position on domestic pets… hmmm what?

          • Ohio is a wonderful place, ever been there? Or New York’s Hudson River Valley? Most people find them to be excellent places to live and work otherwise it’d be a barren waste right? Stability in the lands of the conquered my friend is the direct result of the destruction of the conquered and their culture. I don’t see too many people who look much like Indians in Georgia anymore than I see tons in San Francisco. People who lay down for the plow get layed down and the grass that grows up from their bodies is not the grass that was there before.

    • Yes, let us restore the Dalai Lama so he can once again have slaves.

  7. It’s not a very well know fact, but the famous rapper 50 cent made his early living this way and so thus the name.

  8. A good point here about how the fifty cent party is making everyone who makes any pro-government post looking bad.

    Compared to the Western nations, Chinese government is still very much behind in the propaganda department. What it needs to do is to fake grassroots support.

  9. YEAH YEAH!! 好 好 Han Han

    great article,

    let me be the first to drop a 50c bomb!

    争的是党的大红旗

    What We Want Is the Big Red Flag of the Party and Our Country.

    铁人王进喜
    Iron Man Wang Jin Xi

    Come on people,

    get busy!

  10. While all that Wumao-Dang bullshit can be pretty annoying, I sense a dangerous wave of ignorance coming from those, calling other people ’50 cent-members’ for disagreeing with them . This shit seems to have been turned into the same stupid argument, like that ‘brainwashed ChiCom’-phrase in western forums, called by obese rednecks to chinese posters, who dared to not support them in their hate towards their own country for some reason.

    People in the world are all the same, it seems. All the same kind of shit.

    inb4 someone calls me brainwashed chicom.

    • You are just another brainwas-

      oh man…

    • A good smackdown on the interwebs forum requires more than just name calling. I can call people retards all day long but if I don’t give good reasons for calling someone else retarded than I would appear a retard.

      You can call someone wumao, fengfeng, imperialist, or whatever, but often it’s more about the contents of the message than the messenger. If you make a good pro-China post and some anti-China sheeps call you wumao you can easily bash that person and call them bigots. However, if you make a shit post which leaves ground for others to bash you as a dumbass Chink commie wumao, then you deserve it.

  11. for a minute I saw you’re talking about the rapper fifty cent

  12. Methinks this C. Custer guy (and ChinaSmack) has a hard on for Han Han. Give it a rest already. Not everything Han Han writes is interesting and worth translating. No one’s going ot get famous by producing mediocre translations of a mediocre Chinese writer’s blog posts.

  13. The way the government gets its propaganda out. Whao. Does anyone remember the little news papers the red guard used to churn out. Bloggers today represent the same sort of in, but not really under party control publishing. The 10 cents-ers are more in leauge with the party than the red guards, they, as han han said lack the authentic emotion that one expects of heart felt messages. This old man attempt to tap into internet opinion is probably but the first… of many. The key is not to flood but to make ‘viral’ CCP do not pay per message, pay per viral force, make it a lotto decided by public sway. Then maybe you will get more quality than quantity

  14. I don’t see why this Han Han guy is so popular, he has to tip-toe around whatever point he’s really trying to make so he doesn’t get arrested. Maybe you fucked up the translation but he comes across as vague, passive-aggressive and generally gutless. This is the same man who was too scared to tell the guy talking on his mobile phone for ten minutes when he was trying to watch a movie to shut the fuck up.

  15. Good for 50 cent gang. They wanna go broke defending soemthing they dont believe in is fine by me. The smart one don’t have be in front of a computer ll the time. If you ever notice the messages they send are always the same with like a few words changes. The smart 1s can build a bot program that banks 100s of responses alternating point and key arguments, ultimately spamming the forums and making money while they get to fuck what ever.

    But of coarse they would have to be smart, lord knows Chinese can neglect to be that.

  16. why can i not post damn it!

  17. IT WORKD ITS A MIRACLE….

    I can finally flame post here…

    ah a prosperous future awaits myself

  18. Does the government have the RIGHT to hire people using funds the people have worked so hard to create? This is low even by commie prick standards. At least in the past they did the manipulating themselves…

    • They seem themselves as the representatives of the people.

    • yeah but you have realize that no one out side the nation of China is going to go for their shit. The folks who do fall for it come over and decide to stay and realize OMG this place they call China is truly fucked up. But its soo cheap out here I dont think I wanna go back for a while. Resulting in people like you and I who trash talk and bickering back and forward with 50 cent mafia. The gov can do what ever it wants

    • You just don’t understand communism with chinese characteristics…..

      Just joking.
      That’s what I get everytime I try to have a conversation about almost anything with anyone here…

    • I don’t get the false outrage. How is this any different than PR departments in other nations. They all have the same goal: To sway the public opinion. And of course they are all being paid with tax dollars.

      The biggest difference is that 50 cents party sucks at what they do. Of course, with a salary of few hundred RMB per month you have to be pretty stupid to take this job in the first place.

  19. I am a 50 cent double-agent.

    So I get 1 RMB per post :)

  20. I do it for free

    and for LOVE!

  21. Pffffffffff

    很抱歉,该文章已经被加密!

    您可以通过左侧的推荐博文组件浏览其它文章。

  22. the translation can use some improvement… what’s chicken i.e. dick? it’s supposed to be whore i.e. prostitute. 没头脑 and 不高兴 are two characters of a classic cartoon, there should be a quote. etc

    • chicken can represent dick if im not mistake from the word ji ba 鸡吧 slang for dick

      someone correct me if my 2nd character is wrong

      • The slang 鸡 is a well known term which describes a prostitute/whore. Plus, the sentence would not make sense if you translate the word 鸡 as “dick”.

        Hanhan was making an analogy that posting positive things about China is like having a one night stand. 50 Cents party are whores because they get paid for what they do. Those pro-china posters who post without monetary incentives should be pissed because they automatically get lumped together with the 50 cents party people as whores.

        Translating subtleties from different languages is difficult, but it’s clearly not needed here as most people on ChinaSmack don’t really try to understand the articles anyway.

  23. There’s another translation mistake (in addition to the one about 鸡): “if you criticize the lack of freedom then praise is meaningless”. This obviously makes no sense. The Chinese says, “If there is no freedom to criticize, then praise is meaningless” (若批评无自由,则赞美无意义), which makes a lot more sense. The translator misunderstood 批评 as a verb; actually, it’s a noun.

  24. Do we have a fifty cent worker covering this website?

    • I doubt it. It would be a waste of money.

      The 50-cent-party works–to some degree–on Chinese forums because what they say might resonate with existing feelings of nationalism. On a website geared towards foreigners and based outside Chinese control: the wu mao dang is just likely to start a flame war; opposing remarks can’t be harmonized to make the 50-cent-party look dominating; the overall effect among readers is less, not more, sympathy for the Chinese government, its goals, and perhaps more importantly, its methods.

  25. u can find me in da club?

  26. Han Han made the entry private. Pity. I wanted to read the original.

  27. I have had my comments deleted on (foreign) websites for mentioning that many of the posters on the forum were members of the 50 Cent Gang.

  28. me hope bad pervert get what coming to him!

  29. Definitely not as manly as posting comments on the internet.

  30. If you are into that sort of thing, google it, or just stand outside of a local church with a sad look on your face, I’m sure someone will be along shortly.

  31. Oh hmm, I just understood what you meant, I quoted those old testament stuff in a previous post to prove a point but unfortunately I did not do it well, went a little overboard and came across as a proselytizing zealot. So if you are an atheist and felt the analytic portion spasming or a Christian who object to my selective turd-picking, apologies.

  32. Come for a while,

    Come forever,

    Capt. Cock!

    until the next time…

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