From Mop:
Birth of 2010′s most awesome environmental protector — – Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole world
Last Sunday, Little Mopper [referring to self as a Mop member] and friend went to the local IT shopping center to fix his poor PSP, but while crossing the street witnessed this — – the resplendent debut of 2010 most awesome environmental protector, Brother Power.
I saw this big brother squatting low, mustering all his effort, roaring: “Give me power!!!”
And the car was actually slightly lifted up!!
Little Mopper at this time thought this was someone doing performance art, and wanted to have a look.
The driver, after being momentarily stunned, finally got out of the car and loudly snapped, hoping to drive away Brother Power, but Brother Power’s firm and resolute expression showed his determination!
So what exactly was he trying to do? The driver also wanted to know.
This motorcycle brother happened to pass by, and seemed to be stunned as well! And at the same time, the surrounding onlookers “who do not know the truth” also grew in number.
At this time, Brother Power loudly shouted a representative declaration: “Evil and ugly modern society, retreat!!!!” At the same time, he once again used his strength to lift the taxi!
The driver had no choice but to call the police. Afterward began a half hour of helpless waiting!
Seeing Brother Power’s unrelenting spirit, a security guard went up to ask Brother Power the reason for his actions!
Brother Power’s expression unrelenting, revealed the reason: “Ugly modern society must retreat!! By 2012, my power will be enough, and I will thoroughly destroy this ugly modern society!!!”
Our police finally arrived.
Seeing Brother Power’s strong body, they could not help but ask: “You exposing yourself in broad daylight in front of everyone, don’t you think that is ugly?”
Brother Power immediately responded: “Me ugly? You running dog of modern society! It is you who is the most ugly, modern society that is the most ugly.”
After saying this, he yanked the police officer’s towel, wanting to throw it on the ground.
Unexpected, our brave and resourceful police seized the opportunity, and three to five people together put Brother Power onto the ground.
“Each mountain has a higher mountain”, Brother Power makes a cunning getaway, sliding under the car. Sticking his hand out pointing at the crowd, he loudly declared: “Modernity does not dare crush me!! Modernity retreat!!”
With this, even our seasoned police had helpless expressions!
At this time, our doctor also hurried to the scene, scratching his head thinking how to deal with the tenacious Brother Power!
After persisting for nearly half an hour, our police and doctor used quickness to suppress Brother Power.
But when entering the doctor’s car in the end, Brother Power last words deeply shook Little Mopper: “Modern society will retreat!!! I will be back!!”
Hope this won’t be river crabbed!!!
Comments from Mop:
神经也是神:
Brother Power, will become famous!!! Sits in the front row~~~
猫扑之暗流:
When Brother Power lifts the taxi, muscles line his entire entire body, so that every person on the scene cannot help but be moved! Even Little Mopper wants to follow him in shouting: Give me power!
深沉臆想:
This brother is going to become famous!
Give this brother power!
老板，上翠花:
Exceeds amazing, exceeds shock. Quite simply my idol!!!
德罗:
Will become famous, will become famous!
Brother Power is here to save the world, once again reminding us of 2012!
宠（。人。）不精帝:
LZ has a pair of eyes good for discovering differing types of brothers!
美美大人:
As long as Mop adopts him…
He will become famous!
[Mop is one of the most popular BBS discussion forum in China. Many internet memes and celebrities start on Mop.]
苦命孩子:
Actually he said it well, today’s society should go back 200 years!
这个啥呀？:
Why is your police so slow?
被XX注册:
Will be river crabbed.
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