Chinglish Signs Photographed By NYT & Der Spiegel Journalists

Fragrant and hot marxism.

On cn.yahoo.com, Mop, and ChinaRen:

Stupefying English signs in China photographed by the Western media

Along with China’s continuous economic development, our country’s internationalization is quickly increasing. To meet and adapt to these new changes, many places have begun to use signs in both Chinese and English. However, given that our country’s ordinary people’s English language level needs to be improved, hilarious and stupefying English signs can easily be seen all around. Just how stupefying are these stupefying translations? Let’s take a look at the photographs “New York Times” and “Der Spiegel” journalists have taken on the streets of China.

Chinglish Signs in China, bad Chinese to English translations.

Badly translated Chinese menu.

Smart Noshery Makes You Slobber.

Strange shop sign in China.

A dangerous dry cleaners.

Chinglish, bad spacing.

Mobilephone electrizing.

Chinglish signs in China.

Chinglish sign for an adult toys shop.

More bad spacing.

Chinese airline Chinglish.

Unhappy Hour.

Please don't make confused noise when chanting.

A bicycle parking sign in China.

Chinese warning sign.

Execution in progress!

Slip and fall down carefully.

Keep off the lake.

Do drunken driving.

Fragrant and hot marxism.

Please forgive to be incontinent for interior decoration.

The Jew's Ear Juice.

I am not sure if these photos were really taken by Western media.

Comments from Mop:

匿名人士78734:

Speechless.

hcuhsaaf:

A little bad, but not exactly shameful.

luputa:

What this shows us is that we are uneducated/uncultured. Very frightening.

蚂蚁的问题:

This shows us: Why have English signs, why not Pinyin signs?

7号辐射:

The entire country learns English, yet only a few are actually able to use English. Unless you specialize [in English], it is not used in normal situations.

飘着飞翔:

They’re just for our own people to look at, what do foreigners care?

缥缈风云寒:

I have never, don’t, and will never understand [English]. I am not learning and do not plan to learn the language, so I also don’t care if the language is right or wrong.

jamesbondcjl:

I hope in the future all foreigners will speak Chinglish!

迷茫爱人:

Lou zhu, you fucking foreign worshipper, so what if they are wrong? Even if they are wrong they are on Chinese soil. Foreigners can like it or not, but I refuse to change, it is my territory so I will do things my way!

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  1. Ok, but the true killer is the signs never change even when the businesses do. On Maoming lu in Shanghai they’ve got this shop that used to sell Teddy Bears, but now sells like womens underwear or something. And the little boutiques up by Weihei have changed hands more time than my cousin and they still have the same signage. When I used to ask my girlfriend she would be like “I never pay any attention to a stores name anyway.”

  2. 木耳怎么说

  3. i feel sad when they replaced the “racist park” sign..

  4. the chinese have taken naming themselves in english to a whole new level. they will take a word that was never intended to be used as a name and use it for their name. i bet $100 there’s a guy who named himself “toilet” running around somewhere in china.

  5. Reviving this thread, here’s one I found in the Breeze food court at Taipei Main Station:

    (hope the HTML works!)

  6. One of my favorites:

    A Hunan restaurant near my apartment had 乾鍋香干 on the menu. Of course, simplified characters do not distinguish between 干, 乾, and 幹, so the (presumably automated) translation came out as “Does the Pot to Do Fragrant.”

  7. To master two languages and translate from one to another perfectly is not easy. One day when Chinese have higher purchasing power and the Western world have to raise Chinese language signs, I am sure it will be more confusing and much funnier!!!

    • As already pointed out twice in this thread: in that eventuality, the Westerners will ask an appropriate native speaker for assistance! In fact, if the Chinese evince any sensitivity on the issue, I can just picture Congress passing a law to that effect.

      Regarding the theory, advanced above, that Chinglish is meant mostly to appeal to locals, what about signs that may be seen, at floor level, in the corner of each stairwell, on the service stairs of the Grand Sky hotel in Beijing? Beside each sign is a little wooden hutch for rat poison, and the sign says: “Place for raticide”.

      Saw another enjoyable one in Changsha: “Danger of REAR END COLUSION”. I hasten to add that this sign was on a freeway, not by a men’s toilet.

  8. darkandlovelykissedbythe

    “Fragrant and Hot Marxism” I love China. What more can I say.

  9. Don’t know who the complaining Chinese fellow is – can’t read Chinese. But I would like to tell him this ; HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR

  10. 香辣主义, fragrant without marxism!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, head falls off and dies a harmonious life capitalist source

  11. ********* FAIL!1!!!! **********

  12. This was probably put on the label by the only English speaking worker, they knew they wouldn’t be caught and probably got a hell of a laugh out of it.

  13. I heard it used to be called “Darkie” back when the company was first formed–but times change and the company came to recognize that it was blatantly racist. So they went the next letter in the alphabet after K.

  14. My roommate bought some. 黑人牙膏。I laughed for minutes before I could explain to him what it said.

    My Chinese friends don’t understand why it is offensive though. They are a little naive about racism. The best part was when they explained the name to me, “It is because their skin makes their teeth look so white.”

  15. I do that on my TV show. I try to drop an inuendo in every episode, the director and audience probably have no idea. “This week we are playing football!” “Oh great! I love BALLS!”

  16. “Right now, we’re going to pay attention to Jones”
    “Oh damn, I thought he might be funny.”

  17. ROFL! Dude…. you killed me with that.

  18. I always knew you are gay… haha (nothing against gays)

  19. Brother River Crab

    Because to the Chinese public, “darkie” and minstrel show caricatures do not/did not have the same negative connotations.

  20. I suppose you are having a good time. But it says a lot about your characters as well. Two face scum bag maybe?.

  21. Brother River Crab

    “Darlie toothpaste is a popular brand in much of Asia. Its dark secret is that it used to be called Darkie, complete with a stereotyped logo of a minstrel man. Apparently its founder had come to the US in the 1920s and seen Al Jolson in his blackface show, and had been impressed with how white Jolson’s teeth looked.”

    - From http://www.wholepop.com/features/oral/strange.html

  22. I suppose no matter how carefully you try to fall, you’re still falling, so you can’t really control the actual falling and landing part. just the slipping part.

    I quite liked the ‘execution in progess’ makes you think twice before going to the toilet.

  23. Don’t be too sad, looks like Chinglish is still live and kicking in China. But it if were to go away I would be sad…cuz it’s ass-crackin’ funny. Chinglish beats Konglish or Japlish hands down anyday!!!

  24. I actually saw the ‘Execution in Progress’ sign in 2005 on Huai Hai Road in Shanghai. It was across the street from the XiangYang market, which had lots of laowai. I snapped a picture of the sign, but didn’t have the time to observe any reactions. I did use it as teaching material.

  25. They will rule China, yeah, if this country knows what’s good for it. And it’s mostly the women who have good English. So, yes, I hope you’re right Dave and that China can take a page out of England’s book and put the women in charge every now and then.

    Let the ladies run the show for a while and have some great Queen Victoria and Elizabeth I equivalents of their own. Some people would reference Thatcher too, if you’re in to the modern version of “screw the poor”. These examples are needed; Wu Zetian isn’t exactly a great role model for young girls, even if being the concubine for a powerful man hasn’t hurt Wendi Deng’s aspirations.

  26. its more than just serious and cool. the key is modernization. Displaying English has been identified with displaying participation in modernization, which is a great form of marketing because through association the customer sees their place in society furthered by being part of the modernization movement.

  27. you’re confusing “insurance” and its euphemism “care.” In the UK we would use “sexual health” and another stupid euphemism “family planning.” Good on the Chinese for not being as stupid as us.

  28. merriam-webster dictionary
    Main Entry: health care
    Function: noun
    Date: 1940

    : efforts made to maintain or restore health especially by trained and licensed professionals —usually hyphenated when used attributively

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/healthcare

    For example a healthcare center is a hospital instead of insurance offices.
    http://maps.google.com/maps?q=healthcare%20center

    This case, an adult healthcare shop does stuff related to sexual health. And just in case people didn’t understand, they added sex underneath that, since there isn’t a lot of Christians in China… yet.

  29. Deng Shopping is yet another troll. Yaaaawn.

    Nobody raised in the UK from the most unemployable scally to the crustiest Tory that had also spent any time in China could look at healthcare system available to common folk in the PRC, compare that to the NHS and conclude that the UK system is more stupid in any way whatsoever. No comparison, no contest.

    The rest of what you say doesn’t make sense either. What’s better than “sexual health”? Signs that say “don’t fuck whores without a condom”? And family planning? “Don’t have kids you can’t afford, you’re only sixteen for fuck’s sake!” I accept that some euphemisms used in the developed world are stupid, but these ones aren’t. These words need to be put in public places and generally speaking adults understand them. It’s called civilisation, asshat.

  30. Hey Jones,

    I’m flattered that you think my fifteen minute of ‘yours truly’ is of the equivalent to your expected standard of a college thesis. I guess it shows our intellectual disparity. However, I assure you that my annoyance at your avatar is not inspired by low self esteem.

    Actually let me entertain you, the reason I dislike your avatar is simply because it looks gay (couldn’t find a polite way of wording it). It’s like looking at the guy from Maroon 5, James Blunt, Five for fighting? You know, the hermaphrodites that pretend they have a gift because they can sing/whine real high? I’d mention the guy from coldplay as well but that would be going too far.

    Why anyone would put an avatar picture of what essentially looks like a gay man is a mystery to me. I can only assume that you do it to annoy people, unless of course it is of course your real face.

    I love how you tell her she has a right to allow people to “present free speech”,

    If you’d read further down you’d find that I acknolwedge that while she has the entitlement to allow free speech but also to take it away :)

    Why just Chinese? Just curious.

    Uh… because Fauna is Chinese? A lot of the comments arent what you tone down to call ‘not chinese friendly’ but plain racist.

    Now, to be fair… you’re not the most annoying person on this blog despite your constant stupidity and hemaphrodite avatar. The award for that would have to go to a guy missing in action: you know the one that keeps saying ‘I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack’

    For the record, this is the first time we’ve talked.

  31. If ChinaSMACK weren’t here, where would the frustrated westerners living in China vent their anger then? How different is the ChinaSMACK from some of the Chinese BBS that is roamed by so-called internet warriors//trolls?

    So what if Fauna is of Chinese nationality? Just because she’s a girl doesn’t mean she should feel responsibility for what Paris Hilton or Britney Spears does? There are 1.3 billion Chinese, why would she have ANY kind of emotional attachment to some lowlife troll on the interwebz?

    Yes ChinaSMACK’s forums are full of bigoted comments, if you don’t like it ignore it or stop visiting ChinaSMACK. I am sometimes annoyed by the comments as well, especially if they detract too much from the overall “enjoyment” of the forums. However at current time it isn’t too much for my taste. Maybe in the future it will be but it isn’t something that you can take a principal stand on.

  32. Yes, it’s the pure rantiness of the ChinaSMACK comments section which are its main appeal

  33. Ke Zhou, since you are a little hard at basic comprehension, let me give you a more simplified example.

    Would a Muslim make a website called Muslimsmack, catering to a specific non-muslim audience just so that person can get a barrage of comments making fun of their religion? No, that would be masochistic wouldn’t it?

    Now replace Muslim with Chinese, and replace religion with country and you get what I mean? Easy enough to understand now?

  34. never knew that being Chinese was a religion. Thank you very much for the enlightement. Now I know why you react so strongly.

  35. never knew that being Chinese was a religion. Thank you very much for the enlightement. Now I know why you react so strongly.

    I knew it, you can’t read :D

    Note my last paragraph on the comment you are responding to:

    “Now replace Muslim with Chinese, and replace religion with country and you get what I mean? Easy enough to understand now?”

    And if you still can’t get a simple analogy, then well….. I guess there’s no saving you.

  36. What’s with all the avatar comments?
    I don’t have a problem with your avatar.
    Actually, I admire people who display a little individuality (damn! just gave my ethnicity away! lol).

  37. What are you doing Capt. Cock?

    50c 4 U

  38. Why so defensive Jones? That’s six posts in one day… Feels like you’re stalking me :)

    Btw, is that leaf on the helmet?

    Haha, says the guy personally requesting people be removed from the site.

    You’re right, I don’t like hermaphrodites and find it funny and at the same time highly ironic that you don’t realize the very picture of the man you idolize looks queer.

    To Bakery:

    Good point, email probably would have been a better choice. But, it was easier to leave a comment.

  39. So let me get this straight, you, as an obvious raving Chinese nationalist, decide of your own volition to visit a a website critical of Chinese nationalists hosted on a server probably thousands of miles from where you live and accessible only if you chose to do so, and then have the gall to criticise Fauna for masochism?

  40. Hahaha.. I love how everyone assumes they know who I am.

  41. 黑人牙膏 seems now owned by Colgate. It does not have a good chinese name. but Colgate will still keep it, i think

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