Dongguan Double Cleaver Underwear Man

From Tianya:

2010 January 26, Dongguan, Li Enwang holding two knives standing in the middle of the road, the road closed/sealed, passerbys looking on from afar. That afternoon, Li Enwang took two pig slaughtering cleavers from an open market, drank a can of Red Bull, and made a call to notify reporters. Then, Double Cleaver Man charged onto Donguan Fourth Ring Road and began repeatedly hacking at a construction company’s front door.

Comments from Tianya:

2039相信中国:

He must have been forced [left with no choice]. It is not easy for poor people. This society is really too unfair.

我姓徐:

With so many bitter/long-suffering people in society, he is just a relatively extreme one, and I sympathize.

Those people laughing, imagine for a moment if that person was your guys’ father. Would you still be able to laugh?

mankindjo:

That expression, that heroic appearance, those alone have ensured that he will be a legend.
Do not be obsessed with Brother, Brother is only a legend!!!

金鱼羊:

The Double Clever Underwear Man of legend….

我是电视儿童呀:

Dongguan Double Swordsman VS Chunxi Road Swordsman


[Chunxi Road Swordsman is another famous incident involving a man with a knife. More information, photos, and silly photoshops on Tianya.]

火星蛋白:

Hilarious! PS gods hurry and come!!

45度角仰望you:

This is the swordsman of legend.
It isn’t that everyone can use knives, and not everyone who knows how to use knives are swordsmen.
He does not know how to use a knife. The knife is in his eyes.
His expression, is even more like a knife.
His right hand, holds a tangible knife.
But his expression, radiating,
is an intangible knife.

我是坎肩不是马甲:

Who knows what the truth is. Either way, people who are living happily would not go do this kind of thing.

Spreading on the popular Kaixin001 social network:

Brother is a swordsman.

No matter what kind of situation, how many people, Brother will go alone as always.

The knife is Brother's brother, the cigarettes is Brother's lover.

Don't be deceived by Brother's appearance, Brother's self-confidence you cannot learn/copy.

No matter how many people you have, how formidable your weapons, Brother will still fight alone.

Too bad...Brother is still so lonely.

Do not be obsessed with Brother, Brother is only a legend.

This may only be funny if you are familiar with some common internet memes and expressions on Chinese BBS forums.

There are also now many Photoshops, such as this one:

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61 Comments

  1. A lot of Chinese guys need some more pussy

  2. sad sad sad sad.
    how low can a person go?

    • No kidding. And it’s crazy that over half of the commenters were sympathizing with him. Apparently there are a lot of people who are near their breaking point.

  3. That’s a hell of a package.

  4. Perhaps China is becoming more free after all? I remember that years ago, such news would likely have been suppressed as it shows that even a great proletariat nation can have mentally unbalanced malcontents.

  5. did he cover his body with sharpie markers? Great Expression! so non-chalant!

    • That’s *EXACTLY* what I thought! He picked up the knives from a butcher shop, should have at least used some pigs blood…but that totally looks like sharpies!! Talk about pre-meditated insanity.

  6. I’m surprised he didn’t get a name like Brother Dongguan Double Cleaver Underwear Man. Which would make the whole scene Brother Dongguan Double Cleaver Underwear Man-Gate. That sounds more like something Chinese netizens would comment on.

  7. Just another example—there are millions—of a Chinese boss in a company telling of of their workers to hit the road without the money they earned—This is not in the story but I’d bet my nutsack that it is the case—workers in China have NO rights….

  8. Another great internet nickname…was that really the best they could do?
    I love this: “He does not know how to use a knife. The knife is in his eyes.” That is the cheesiest, best comment I’ve ever heard. All the comments on this one were hilarious actually, especially the ones under the pictures – so bordering on serious, but still cheesey.
    Would like to know the whole story here, probably like what Jack said above. Why was he covered in … whatever that was?

  9. If you’re going to go crazy, go crazy with style. And it’s not like he did anything harmful to anyone. Respect.

    And I love how they have to specifically mention that he drank a can of Red Bull.

  10. Some men get hard just from the excitement of crowds of people watching them, Hitler used to get a stiffy when he gave speeches, Mao did too but that was because of his vibrating anal beads.

  11. man! this dude is just plain crazy, it’s got nothing to do with a “poor guy having a break down”.
    the fact is he is running around in pants with paint over him should give you clue that this guy is just NUTS and it’s got nothing to do with chinese society.
    This psycho would be just as nuts no matter which part of the planet he comes from.

  12. He’ll make a good career playing the bad guys in Clint Eastwood’s movies.

  13. That’s just where he is keeping his wallet as he has no pockets to keep it….I’m sure his Maozedong is hiding in there somewhere..

  14. In one of the shots it looks like he’s smoking at least 2 cigarettes at once.

    This guy is like China’s Chuck Norris.

    Dongguan Double Cleaver Underwear Man has two speeds. Walk, and kill.

  15. Whats that in his body? Seems like he has psychosis problem and paint his body with red and blue markers

  16. the compassionate one

    When Li Enwang does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

  17. the compassionate one

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Li Enwang allows to live.

  18. the compassionate one

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Li Enwang. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Li Enwang.

  19. the compassionate one

    Li Enwang’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

  20. the compassionate one

    If you can see Li Enwang, he can see you. If you can’t see Li Enwang you may be only seconds away from death.

  21. the compassionate one

    Li Enwang does not sleep. He waits.

  22. the compassionate one

    The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Li Enwang’s fist.

  23. the compassionate one

    What was going through the minds of Li Enwang’s victims before they died? His shoe.

  24. the compassionate one

    If you spell ‘Li Enwang’ in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

  25. the compassionate one

    The following is a short list of things Li Enwang cannot do: .

  26. the compassionate one

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Li Enwang.

  27. the compassionate one

    Li Enwang can slam revolving doors.

  28. the compassionate one

    Li Enwang Isn’t funny, stop laughing.

  29. That’s a hell of a tattoo. Chinese men have weiners. You’ll never know cuz the chinese keeps to themselves and the world accepts that china men are small.I have stood embarrassed at many shower rooms and Gyms etc… They love to stare as much as I try not to. But I can’t help but notice that me being a black dude there yangs are pretty dark for yellow folks.

    Disclosure:This is as close to homo erotic you will get out of me folks.

  30. HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
    -SOME funny dudes are saying this guy is me. Well, he does look like me, especially the volume of his panties.
    WEll again, im capable of even more, upset me and you shall see, i always cut myself when i am angry, everytime i get a negative remark here i give it a cut.

  31. muchos gracias amigo.

  32. you know what guys. it’s not funny. I am a clinical psychologist that working in the community. this man has a mental health disturbance. This internet post only demonstrates (and promote) social stigma against people with mental health issues.

  33. yeah really no one gives a fuck. I swear half the chinese culture is mentally retarded. With their ass backward mentality. its serious but we cant fix him from here. We dont have ESP. Im bi-polar no one gives a fuck. This guy probably got really fucked up on some good shit and woke up missing his pants and shoes with a couple of clevers. I would freak out too. Id want to slash or cleve some mother fuckas, knowing the police are not going to help me find these guys. The police in China are a joke.

    They get their training in america but dont use anything they learned. Useless cocky sons of bitches (chinese police) waist of gov funds

  34. 放下屠刀,立地成佛.Drop your cleaver,you’ll become a Buddha.

  35. What a crazy man

  36. Wow!

    This guy is insane!

    He completely lost it.

  37. Anybody knows the background story?

  38. So he won’t be back for some time?

  39. Not only first post but stole my line ;)

    +1

  40. Dude, you just looked WAY too close.

    Fuck, because of you, so did I.

  41. heard my name? i am baaaackkkk indeed

  42. Shared sentiments +1

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