Niubi: American Book Teaches Chinese Crude Language

From Mop (1 and 2):

See how Americans learn Chinese!! Shocking

Niubi!: The Real Chinese You Were Never Taught in School. Sure enough, even the front cover is amazing…shocking….


These images of the book have appeared on many Chinese BBS forum as well as the popular Kaixin001 social network.

Comments from Mop:

wangyupengzl:

This post is going to be hot, must leave my name here first…

iorychan:

Too shocking.

发誓不再吃鱼:

English textbooks don’t teach “FUCK you” either.

retrtrdf:

……….speechless…

peterlin456:

Considering buying one…

gāмê dēsīgиér:

Amazing!!!

芣苡幸福:

Niu bi.

caizhu2010:

Why do I feel like this is saying us Chinese are uncivilized?

快乐的小处男:

Americans are awesome!!!

春哥暴了曾哥菊:

Stop polluting the Han language.

荷韵青云:

That’s obviously chinglish.

小坏坏O:

This page shows popular words commonly used to address Korean people.

暗骚难防8:

Honestly speaking, that’s rather human/practical. [Imagine] in a few months the laowai coming to Shanghai will have niu bi speaking skills. TM, it will be awesome!

ljc138427566:

If you’re going to learn something, learn something that’s useful. Fuck!!!!

人字拖OL:

You’re all still fucking laughing? This is purely insulting us Chinese… as if Chinese people don’t know anything else but dirty language…

天脏了。:

I think I should go buy one just to learn English~~

こ執谜吥~悟:

American bastards, insulting the Han language. What place doesn’t have swear words? America has plenty.

曼卡卡:

Not bad, laowai are finally starting to learn genuine Chinese, the world is starting to catch the Chinese fever.

In a few years we should see laowai in movies using our “grass mud horse”.

潇湘风雨夜:

Grass mud horse” has finally gone global~

孑狐:

Is this book’s author out of her mind? Won’t this destroy our great “river crab” society?!

However….. now I finally know how to write the character “bi”….

嗜血殘陽:

The great “Brother Chun” and the holy “Grass Mud Horse” have gone global now, just missing “Ma Le Ge Bi” now.

处子之心:

Wow, Amazon.com really does sell this “NIUBI” teaching book.

艾米纳扬:

niubility

灰机灰得高:

NEW BEE

hackmax:

Americans are once again misrepresenting Chinese culture.

钻孔机:

Grass mud horse=fuck your mother’s horse

、xiaoFx。:

My grass mud horse fa ke you!!!!

对着便池喝啤酒:

We use their “fa ke you“, now they steal our “grass mud horse”.

我新手很低调:

Aiya, Americans are way too talented, it’s no different from Chinese people learning English from “o ye” [oh yeah!], “ka mu ang bei bi” [come on, baby!], “o xie te” [oh shit], “fa ke you” [fuck you].

If you are interested, you can buy the book from Amazon.com for ~$10 USD.

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  1. Chinese is the fastest growing Foreign Language being taught in US schools. If you want to learn something- you should learn something useful, which you can put in work.
    It just amazes me people pay to learn swear and slang words. I beleive this book is more insult to chinese culture and mandarin people. If i am really interested in learning the language, I would hire a certified Chinese translator to teach me the correct way of speaking Mandarin and certainly not start with curse words!

  2. As a foreigner, I bought it a long time ago. If I learned this vocabulary, it is not because I wish to use it but because I want to understand when people are swearing…

  3. Yea, Making Out in Chinese was pretty crappy. My friend had it.

    This was my mums Christmas present as she always seems to want to learn some Chinese from me.

    From what she said on the phone early (Cao ni ma son) it’s going well.

  4. you’re mother told you to fuck your mum? I’d be worried.

  5. I don’t discriminate when it comes to sex (except for Japs), for someone who’s so obsessed with my posting you should have remembered what I said about Lou Jing.

  6. Okay, now I finally do know that PP must be a fake. Japanese girls are better looking than mainland Chinese by a long way, anyone who knows anything knows this, no ‘Playa’ would let political shit distract him from this fact. Here in Osaka girls are the easiest and not bad looking at all, the only draw-back is the way that so many of them are deader than raw sushi in the sack, but this is a prob everywhere I’ve been in East Asia.

  7. Japanese girls have great teeth and great legs…

  8. What the *uck are you talking about?

  9. The writer is this woman, Eveline Chao.

    http://www.danwei.org/featured_video/danwei_interview_with_eveline.php

    You can also find her on face book as well as several other sites. Just thought it would be better to know for sure then to presume to know.

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