Single Girl In Shanghai Envies Fat Married Girl In Taiwan

From KDS:

After seeing the photos a schoolmate forwarded to me, I am stunned

Who can tell me why she can be married off…yet I am still single?

Responses on KDS:

肉肉喵呜:

The necklace around her neck is indeed a bit bright.

closeto [the original poster]:

There’s more there’s more…

西伯利亚:

They do seem to look alike as a couple.
Is this real love?

S.D:

This is what great love is!

underworld:

A female who is willing to take out her cash, even if she looks like a pig, will still have someone to want her; [but a female who] holds her cunt in her hands going around trying to get the best price will of course be hard to marry off.

睡醒卵么了:

Sister Inspiration.

卡卡圈坊:

Let me speak from a psychological perspective. The higher your external appearance score is, the easier it is to be single, because subconsciously, her choices for a partner are more than those with low scores, LZ do you understand?
Just wishing the LZ happiness.

平步青云:

This girl’s assets are several millions, and is giving the guy the freedom to allocate/spend a portion of it, and does not care about his personal life, not even questioning him if he stays out at night.

雷蒙德:

There was a boss’s daughter who was extremely fat, 85kg. His daughter finally found a boyfriend after much trouble, and the boyfriend wanted to tell his daughter to lose weight. This boss said, “My daughter’s dowry will be given according to her weight on her wedding day, 20,000 kuai per kg.” You guys can guess the ending, right? In the end, there was this kind of photo, haha!

SKY:

My hand was naughty and I clicked in here.

小ku暖暖:

Are they both men???

舞搞百叶结:

All the same after turning off the lights.

closeto [the original poster]:

Here comes the proof, not a man.

苦哎小宁:

I’m forcing myself to say this: Maybe God is fair. Maybe she is a girl who is filial/respectful towards her parents-in-law and her own parents, a girl who is always reasonable in matters.

骑兵PPP:

Lou zhu is not kind.

What fart business of your’s is her marriage?
If you are not a virgin, and someone posted all of your sexual activity here…
lou zhu, would you be happy?
Making fun is not nice.

However this photograph is definitely too shocking.

Sinbad:

Ah…my eyes, my eyes are blind!

KAKA:

I just finished eating…wasted meal [vomited], fuck.

My hand was naughty.

roc:

I finally understand what “heavy taste” means.

我叫13姨~:

Even she has someone…numb…I’m going to go die now…

KK:

I think this looks a bit more comfortable.

闹弄踏瘪特:

Here it comes…

闹弄踏瘪特:

Love has its charm.

闹弄踏瘪特:

I think this should be true love.

QQQ:

This married couple is in Taiwan…the two of them first met each other on an internet chat room, and after chatting for an hour, they met the next day…five years later they married…and it has almost been three years since…judging from their blog…they are still very loving…
I wish them the best, that they may grow old together…

True love. chinaSMACK personals.

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  1. Title should read “Shanghai girl is pathetically shallow”. And that’s *news*?

  2. what a minger ! ughhhhhhh

  3. That switched photoshopped photo is hilarious!!

  4. “Fat fetishists typically find fondling of an overweight person’s adipose tissue arousing. They may be aroused by the presence of a pannus or other hanging flaps of skin such as those on the thighs, arms, and back. Fat fetishists who are attracted to overweight men may be aroused by a fat man’s larger breasts (a condition referred to in the medical literature as pseudogynecomastia). A male fat fetishist may enjoy inserting his penis between the deep folds of skin on an overweight person’s body, and thrusting to orgasm in a practice similar to mammary intercourse.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism

    Not a day goes by without learning something new….

    • That’s great.

      Has anybody tried it?

      I want to.

      What city has the fattest girls in China?

      • you don’t have money for air ticket? i can help , i can kick your ass home, in germany there are countless super obese women and fucking lonely

        • You don’t have a brain? I can help, I can butcher a pig and take its brain out and stuff it in your empty skull. In China there are countless pigs and they all have brains, some not so super but you won’t mind I’m certain because you’re fucking stupid.

  5. Since the new year started, I’ve been seeing more of a tendency for the Chinese posters (the ones chosen to be translated) to be more thoughtful and not to be taken in by troll posts like these. In “Seoul Voted #1 City To Visit” the OP was slammed for taking highly selective photos, and still not making it look worse than China. In “Chinese Angry USA Donated More To Haiti Than Sichuan”, almost every Chinese response was that the comparison wasn’t fair, and that the OP was a troll (e.g., “What a joke, LZ is a pig of a troublemaker”).

    Maybe they’re finally starting to get tired of these click-whores. Here’s to 2010!

  6. I got smacked. My comment was too short? Please go back and try again? How about that. Is that long enough for you Mr. System Error.

  7. Chubby chaser and ugly girl, yes, but good luck to the taiwanese couple.

    It’s their life and other people should keep their neb out!

  8. Wtf? The bridge, in front they are posing of, is right here in 淡水. I think they’re kind of cute. Maybe I’ll meet them around here sometimes :D

  9. she loves her man both physically and mentally,not like many who look good and forget that there is life in the bedroom.

  10. …since everyone is b

    • heh, mouse pad accident.

      What I was trying to say was most of the comments have been surprisingly accepting and PC so I think I will voice the shallow opinion here. Perhaps beauty is indeed in the eyes of the beholder but on a practical matter, when one person is significantly…er…hmm he can do better but she probably can’t and that asymmetry in the long run will create problems in the relationship. Love is transient and marriage is a long term commitment, it’s not all passion and romance but the unexciting drudgery of day-to-day that defines most long term relations. When the storm subsides and it’s just living, their unequal power in the relationship is going be a source of friction.

      Another point often avoided because of political correctness is people’s weight. Since when did it become acceptable to be so fat? Not only is it unhealthy for her, extra work for their family in nearly all aspects, a shift away from activities of the active lifestyle towards the sedentary for everyone, and a terrible influence for their kids should they choose to have them.

      If I am whistling out of my ass, I’d love an opposing opinion.

  11. He’s nice. She’s nice. It’s all good. Why the hell do people want to expose them?

  12. Looks in the 2nd picture like a native American.

    Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gonk

  13. There was a boss’s daughter who was extremely fat, 85kg

    made me lol.

  14. I don’t think itz the fat fetish that’s driving this one (look @ her face). Cash 4 fat…how much per pound to make it worth it?

    I love MONEY!

  15. And THAT is a male golddigger, ladies and gentleman. Boy, he must be boning some hot women on the side with the amount of inheritance this female puff daddy has…

  16. excuse me while i burn my eyes out.
    Horses for courses i suppose.
    I think the title of this one doesn’t need to be ‘Single Girl In Shanghai Envies Fat Married Girl In Taiwan’, just ‘LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A GUY MARRYING A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A UGLY MAN IN DRAG!!’ It’s more honest.

    The LZ might feel envy but there are a lot of guys looking at their girlfriends right now breathing a huge sigh of relief.

  17. In order of probability

    #1: Money: Well duhhhhh

    #2: Gay: Many gay men marry women to hide the same of man love, a super-ugly woman would be ideal because she wouldn’t be getting any sex anyway so she’s much less likely to complain. He also looks to be the type, he’s lighting up my Gaydar screen like a Christmas tree.

    #3: Fatty Fetish: Highly unlikely because even by the standards of very fat women, she’s a real dog.

    #4: Love: Ahahahaha, yeah right. Men don’t love women they’re not attracted to.

  18. What the Shanghainese doesn’t know is that the groom is actually still in the closet. He chose her because she looks like a he.

  19. you are not seeing true love, but loneliness

  20. let her show us her photo!!

  21. Ain’t love grand? Many happy returns to the newly-wed couple…

  22. Look at the good thing. He can put a tray with a MD big meal on her while he is doing her doggy. A lot of SH girls are skinny and dry and the cost of lubricants is not worth the fuck

  23. My daughter is fat and unhappy.

    …but she is losing 1 kg a week. There is hope girls.
    By the way, men prefer a bit more flesh than undernourished models. That’s a fact.

    Keep healthy not skinny.

  24. ‘FUPA’ fan no.1

  25. HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
    WELL, cant you all see its a homo-marriage? I have trouble finding out who looks more macho-man on those pictures. There is no girl just two boys.
    And, this story was forged, you dont have to be smart like me to know that.

    • Alot of chinese men look homo, so it’s hard to tell.

      The girl has a pussy as tight as a sumo wrestler’s handshake. Fat girls give the best rides, dontchaknow…

  26. BagelPoMuffins:The Saga

    Haha 4 real…

    Looking at these again definitely homo marriage.

  27. Long live PhotoShop ..

  28. I’m not going to make a comment about the woman’s facial features. But a Singaporean friend always use the phrase “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”. So you may think she’s a man bitch, she’s the one who’s won the jackpot man.

    Girls will get attached, why? because there is a looming gender crisis in China. There are males to females due to Chinese preferring boys who have greater capacity to earn and carry the clan surname.

  29. Because a fat ugly girl like that is much less likley to cheat on you like most chinese beautiful girls do.

  30. Come on, go plastic surgery…. Before somebody get killed.

  31. KK: – rofl – A significant improvement!!

  32. Fat and ugly asians who want to get married should just look for Laowai, most of them have different standards (read: lower standards) it comes to judging asian women. It’s too bad that asians in general are racist against blacks though, because as a group blacks like fat women the most.

    The couple in the pic does seem out of place. It must be one of these rare cases of true love. Taiwan men are best known in China for being stupid enough to marry their er nai.

  33. “If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else” -RuPaul

    Come on people, beauty is on the inside, not the outside. If you are this judgmental with other people, it just reflects your own insecurity and that is why you are single and unhappy. Love and accept people as beautiful exactly how they are (despite weight) and stop judging yourself, then maybe you will be ready for love. This woman obviously doesn’t let herself be brought down due to her weight, she accepts herself as perfect how she is and has found self-confidence, which in terms is more attractive than external beauty.

  34. Hope she’s a good cook.

  35. Last times was big brother inspiration, now this sister came in, then another like dog with cow, mouse with pig.

  36. The rich like pretend cute and cuddle, that is psychotic to opposition.
    Go fire the editor of chinasmack.. Since he put this shit on us, many ways we can do this by throwing stone to their house.

  37. If you talk about marrying-up stuff, some taiwanese are worse than some Chinese. Just look around you.
    Anyway, have a look of yourself before foulmouthing others.
    why would a Chinese look for asylum in Africa? Sounds strange

    • Lol I know a Taiwanese girl who dates exlcusively white guys froms rich countries.. talk about shallow.

      Yeah, I thought it should be the other way round, ie Africans seeking asylum in China. I’ve seen African people around in my city, god knows what we need them for.

  38. This sh1t is crazy but there are exceptions everywhere, maybe he has a fatty fetish as some said, maybe he has extremely low self-esteem and decided to marry anyone who wants him, it can envolve money too or the less probable it can be love on the most unknown form.

    btw what is beautiful for you it might not be for me and vice versa, you know some people have very odd tastes indeed like this dude.

  39. OK, she looks like a member of the Olympic Sumo Team, but it just goes to show there’s someone out there for us all.

  40. looks like she’s got more cushion for the pushin from any hole you look at it.

  41. Who would want to marry a shanghainess gal!!!

  42. What can i say???

    “What a wonderful world~!~!~!”

    Life aint fair:p

  43. WOW! Apparently this guy is coming closer and closer to the realization of the “MYTH” that love is blind; but he has also proven that love also causes a loss of the sensory interpretation of the dimensions of an object as well!

    mjosephmillerii.blogspot.com

  44. Hey, I was hot when I met my boyfriend, but when we got married, I got really fat …and my wedding photos were pretty awful (I threw them in the fire). I’ve since lost all that weight plus more, and am back to smokin hot (actually hotter than I ever was, esp in my knee high boots and short skirts).

    But seriously, stop picking on her cos she is ‘fat’! It’s all in the head. I really hated it when I was shopping for my wedding dresses in Guangzhou and all the skinny biatches gave me this ‘look’ like wtf did your partner see in you… all those stares and whispers and snickers. It was pretty damn hurtful. Superficial biatches!!!

    You go, sister…! Hope you both have many, many years of happiness ^^

    And keep burning in the hell of jealousy, skinny shanghai single spinster biatch…..!

  45. omg a steak!!!!! she is lucky though.. LOL

  46. She could suck a tennis ball trough a garden hose…

  47. Maybe she’s married because she’s a nice person and you’re not married because you’re NOT a nice person. After all, if is you who is posting her wedding pictures online saying bad things about her. That just shows what kind of spiteful, judgmental, shallow character you have. No WONDER you are still single!

  48. hey dont judge people haha. love comes in all shapes and sizes, sometimes in a size of a hippo. :D

  49. your prose style is painful to read.

  50. And your patience won’t be repaid…

    DWR

  51. 关灯, 都一样

  52. Agreed on all accounts but especially Sister Inspiration, too funny. Would’ve been great if she wrote a similar monologue as his – would’ve been perfect actually.

  53. #6 Serious gambling addict, and lost a bet

  54. Damn, i was thinking the same thing. The pic where she’s got her arm around the guys neck? Looks like she could break him in half without even trying!

  55. #8: One of em is preggers

  56. The Taiwanese girl must be incredibly good in bed.
    that’s her secret!

  57. you are

    a
    cock!

  58. Maybe she can take it up the arse!

  59. That is, assuming the guy has an incredibly long JJ that’s able to reach all the way down

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