C Langage Gate: Tsinghua Girl Sells Body For Homework

From Sichuan Online:

Internet post reveals Tsinghua girl seduced older schoolmate for “C language homework”

January 10th, on the Tsinghua [Qinghua] University Shui Mu BBS, the post “A Tsinghua girl slept with someone for a C language program” posted by netizen “puppyxy” has stirred up waves of anger from all directions. The post claims that his own girlfriend seduced and opened a room with an older schoolmate for a C programming language homework assignment, and as a result broke up with him. This post sparked heated debate, and has been dubbed Tsinghua University’s “C language Gate” by netizens.

puppyxy’s post was reposted on Mop, along with photographs of the girl, whose name is Hu Ling.

Comments from Mop:

匿名人士530154:

Even if you ["puppyxy"] doesn’t want to, you must, because sooner or later you will break up. If there is a first time, there will be a second time. Don’t be emotional, we must build a harmonious society.

afei841006:

Tsinghua is Tsinghua…even the reason for selling one’s own body is different from everyone else…

文大掌柜:

Getting soy sauce.

niufftc:

Forgive me, I am very disappointed over this matter. I too am a university student, and have always thought the relationship between students was very pure, so I hope to find a girlfriend by the end of this period of being a student. I can’t help but share how I personally see this matter. If your girlfriend truly [did this] only for an assignment, and it had nothing to do with graduation, post-graduate exams, or something, then definitely it cannot be forgiven. Even if it was a very important assignment, there could have been other ways of handling it, and she could have discussed it with you. Why did she sacrifice herself? I cannot understand, is this the only way for a girl to consult someone else over a problem!?

手持淡淡的女孩:

My lao po [probably means "girlfriend" here] also just raised breaking up. We are in our fourth year, and have also known each other for two years now, and all of her promises are all fucking shit, and I would rather be beaten to death before forgiving my girlfriend for going to bed with someone else. Lou zhu jia you!

蝴蝶飞过沧海1989:

So publicize her photograph. As a girl, even I think this is shameful. So shameless.

么么么么越:

My god, so cheap/lowly! I’ve heard of doing it for money but never heard of doing it for homework, cups! Lou zhu, I can only say that you loved the wrong person, investing your emotions on a person who did not deserve it.

大笨钟响了:

Forget it, you already fucked her before, no loss. Don’t be too emotional.

rean_1030:

Sigh, Tsinghua and Beijing University are truly great places, haha.

细雨倒骑驴:

The main thing is to see what language she is learning and you will know.
Brothers,
you know what I mean.

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  1. it’s time for learning some C++ ,guys!

  2. Time to spank it with a thumb up the ass

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      • Yes, I agree.

        It’s time for this piece of shit to spank it with a thumb up his ass and get over losing this ugly girlfriend.

        Seriously, she’s not even remotely attractive.

        Hard up much?

  3. On the Mop thread, at the bottom of the first post, it suggests that there was Boy 1 with Girl 1 and Boy 2 with Girl 2. When Girl 1 did the nasty with Boy 2, Girl 2 told Boy 1. Boy 1 would be puppyxy, I think, which is a pretty awful screen name. He should go for something like DOGMANXXX or something.

    • So what you’re are saying is: There’s a boy called boy 1 who is also called puppxy but who you think should be called DOGMANXXX whose real name is none of these has a girlfriend called girl 1 who is now his ex-girlfriend because she slept with boy 2 who Jones claims is called PITT’DAWANG’BULL69XXX because she wanted to learn the C++ language and then girl 2 who was boy 2 /PITT’DAWANG’BULL69XXX’s girlfriend told boy 1/puppxy/ should be called DOGMANXXX who then wrote about it on the internet.

      No wonder you’re famous for being clear and concise…well maybe not concise…in fact the opposite of concise…ok just clear

      Is it me or is this less fun without the voting.

    • Sounds also plausible.

  4. “Hello, I am pusan player. Any question about bashing and trolling, you can ask me.”

  5. A real man wouldnt resort to this attempt to defame an ex.

    Forget her and move on you dickless wonder. And make sure you fuck your next gf properly.

    Love her or lose her

  6. Sex, Chinese girls, C programing language,… almost ideal blog post for geeks. Even tagline is geeky: “Homework solutions”.

    Fauna, you should start career in advertising as writer!

  7. This is quite common. My ex’s first sexual experience was letting some geek lick her kunt so he’d help her with her maths homeworks.

    the chinks r such shameless greedy little rats. they will do anything to get 1 step ahead in the rat race.

    • Wait, so your ex- was a ‘ch*nk’, but was bad at math? Something can’t not feel right here following the stereotypes… :->

    • dont discriminate and hate just because your not geeky enough to get some from a ‘shameless greedy rat’

    • You’re a racist asshole, but actually, many of the Chinese girls I know who have university education have had the same kind of experience. More like fucking their teachers or older students for stuff like this C++ kid.

      I’d do anything to get ahead in the rat race too. Dirty chink me.

  8. I once got sex by volunteering to assemble IKEA shelves for a Chinese woman and then “getting hot” from all the hard work and taking off my shirt. I wish we had IKEA in Korea.

  9. If she’s willing to have sex for homework, I’m pretty sure she’s willing to have sex for money too…. man, the quality of Chinese call-girls are just getting better and better… It’s like the Chinese equivalent of fucking a hot blonde from harvard university…

  10. People who get dumped always try to make up excuses. The guy is a dumbass and the whole C+ programing for sex thing is just another lame excuse to make himself feel better.

  11. The only interesting thing about this story are the last comments (starting with the Yao Ming). And they do not even have something to do with the story.
    And can you please remove the pic of the girl? I do not now who is worse, the people who post pic to pillory somebody or the media who let them self willingly be abused as a pillory.

  12. Can Chinese stop adding the suffix “-gate” to every little scandal? They use it more than we do in its land of origin.

  13. HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
    WELL, You guys are a bunch of sexist cunts. If it were the opposite and a Girl came to you saying she wanted you to fuck her so that she could help you with your homework, wouldnt you? i would.
    Her pussy is exclusively hers and she does whatever the hell she wants with it. And you TINS OF SARDINES cant say a word about it. The reason you dont know who you father is till now is because your mother did a lot of people`s homeworks….

  14. Here the homework:

    #include

    int main()
    {
    printf(“hello, world\n”);
    return 0;
    }

  15. everyone knos the hot girls in tsinghua are in the college of arts and design. go on any afternoon to building b of this college and go to the coffee shop there, plenty of chinese dudes there just mentality masturbating as hotties pass by around. the college of foreign language also is not bad in tsinghua everything else is 3rd tier

  16. Writing computer code is requirement for modern Chinese women: http://shanghaiist.com/2010/01/11/the_modern_chinese_woman_financiall.php

  17. If this is true…the girl must not think very highly of herself. 至于吗?

  18. isn’t this fairly common? But it’s more of a high school thing though, college usually weeds these girls to beauty schools and communication majors.

  19. Quite strange, but my company looking for female c++ senior developer. Quote of female workers is bellow quote imposed by law, and c++ dev is needed.

  20. it is not a picture of a girl with homework but of loneliness

  21. I’m not surprised people would get others to do their programming home works for them. It is never worth it, especially not to some underage girl.

    blah.c:
    #include

    int main(int argc, char** argv)
    {
    printf(“No with you sorry.\n”);
    return 1;
    }

    cat blah.c | gcc -o blah -xc -

    I am fail?

    • You probably need to use HTML character entities to get the angle brackets. Otherwise, they’ll get mistaken for unknown HTML tags that get stripped by the filters.

      Then again, I don’t know how it treats character entities… I wonder…

      #include <iostream>

  22. test test test
    #inclulde
    #include

    using namespace fucktheworld;

  23. I’ve had students in the past who’ve approached me after class with certain vaguely-worded ‘suggestions’ as to how to pass an assignment. Always refused when I cottoned-on to what they really meant, but why does this seem to happen in China more than any other country?
    Why are Chinese girls so willing to give themselves away so easily … even for something so trivial as a homework assignment?

    • Because the pressure in China for students (especially those who’ve made it to a university like Tsinghua) is so high for them to do well.
      Of course that means what/who you’re doing but hope you get my point.

    • Back in my English teaching days (2003-2005) I had a girl literally offer me fellatio during the exam if I let her pass. It’s just one of those things about China, and perhaps East Asian culture as a whole, that people are habituated to sexual exploitation. It’s the same reason why here in Japan many young women experience some degree of sexual harassment at the hands of their (male) bosses without complaint, and why so many people in China see absolutely nothing wrong with becoming an 二奶.

      • I don’t see that completely. As I said before, I think it was an act of desperation to ensure a good grade.

        Instead of the reason being “people are habituated to sexual exploitation”, it’s because of the pressure put on them to do well in school which basically the only way you can get out of being poor/succeed and even then there is so much competition from millions of others wanting to do the same thing.

  24. Aw man, C++ is some hard stuff ;) pun

    I took my required comp sci class and had to go through C++. I bought a guy some food at my school’s cafeteria and we sat down to do homework. I got help. Weird how stuff works out.

  25. Everyone’s thinking too much…HE JUST GOT DUMPED!

    Get a life and move on.

  26. Things are certainly different nowadays. When I graduated engineering school in 1994, they didn’t even have girls in engineering school. I also to walk in the snow everyday to school uphill – both ways r/t.

  27. I believe this. Whether or not the boyfriend has “sour grapes”, it happens all of the time. I know of one case myself. How do you think Chinese women who study in the USA get through? American “boyfriends” do their homework too.

  28. Damn, I guess Java programming isn’t as good as C programming. This kind of thing never happened to me when I helped that girl write all those Java programs for class…

    Maybe I should put out a list of services I could provide?

    * Homework help (1,000 LoC or less)
    * Explain simple algorithms (Quicksort, Heapsort, DFS, BFS)
    * Debugging of existing programs

  29. Apparently, this post comes from a guy that had his accounts closed several times for saying too much bullshit and fake information.
    It seems that he created yet another account…

  30. Remove the pictures please.

  31. Oh My God – how sad

    • Get a grip, boy. If you are in China, this is less sad than anything you will see in any given day. Sexual exploitation is very normal here. Ass is cash, always was (read Qing dynasty novels, they are easy to grasp even for a pansy like you) and probably always will be.

  32. Damn, I need to get to China – FAST!

  33. I know C++, C, C#, JAVA, Visual BASIC, HTML, and XTML.

    Give me this girl’s 校内 account. I can offer way more for her sexy time than this guy she fucked.

  34. First time I ever heard that being a programming geek pays off with the girls. In truth she probably *gasp* just wanted sex. Yes college age girls actually enjoy sex and will do it for free. 2nd photo of her looks very hot to me, very mischievous!

  35. Whatever, she’s f’ugly anyway!

  36. I can see myself taking a crap on her.

  37. This only confirms my suspicions that women can’t program worth shit. PROVE ME WRONG

  38. while(homework!=requiredassignment){homework += nerd + sex; nerd++;/*gangbang*/sex++;} printf(“;-O”)

  39. LOLZ @ nerdz gangz bangz. Only happens on the IRC bro.

  40. This isn’t a surprise as you can find all over the net with people taking revenge by posting pics of their ex and all their sexual conquest.

    Some of these so called students buy their way into universities with their money and connections. The BBC had a article about postgraduate students and academics faking their research papers by getting lesser known research students to do their work.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8442147.stm

  41. Hello everyone, I am Brother Lonely. Any questions about loneliness, you can ask me.

  42. I think the story was distorted by the girl’s former boyfriend. The girl must have used the opportunity of consulting on C language as a means of developing deeper relation with her new boyfriend. She liked him first, and then the “C language” was a convenient tool. How do I know? Because it happened to me when a girl came up to me with Java questions. It was not the Java knowledge that she wanted, but the connection.

    Because the story was told by her former boyfriend, we have to read it with careful discernment.

  43. All you people are fucking nuts. The girl in heat found the C ++ programming helper attractive and wanted to grip his dick with her little hole and the helper wanted to get a quickie bad, , so they fuck. Is that hard to understand, you dumb fucks?

  44. This is fake – posted by her “ex”. She’s also cute enough to get a nerd to do her homework without having to have sex for trade. A smile and a wink should be enough.

  45. package Homework;
    import java.util.Scanner;
    class HomeworkForSale{
    public static void main(String[] args){

  46. You can’t find a better concentration of stereotypical Chinese family values and morals than Tsinghua, the top university in China. There are many students who enrolled in the university through social connections, and although their intelligence are no doubt cream of the crop, they do not satisfy the “elite” status originally required to enter the college, led to their questionable actions in order to prevent humiliation and disgrace to friends and family.

  47. Sounds plausible.

  48. I share your opinion but I would cross out the word chinese and china. You can find behaviour like that world wide. I think there is even an american pornside offering (sex) pic and vids of ex girlfriends. (I red about it, as a good christian and nationalistic, confucian communist I would never ever watch yellow material ;-)

  49. It was a troll post.

  50. Dude, it was a geek, chances are high he was a virgin before.

  51. Too late, it’s already in the internets…

  52. No, since the blog software ate part of my include statement.

  53. Ha Ha. One more Ha ha, so comment could be post.

  54. delete it already. i only jerk-off over the pic of a teenage gook chik once anyhow

  55. serious business bro

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