Shanxi Student Reports Porn Websites, Earns 10,000 RMB

From NetEase:

Summary: The National “Anti-Pornography” Office held an awards ceremony on January 8 to reward and encourage meritorious reporters. A university student from Shanxi Province, Little Zhang, as a result of submitting a letter reporting over 32 obscene and pornographic websites, received a 10,000 yuan big reward. In his reporting letter, Little Zhan claimed that pornographic websites have caused 6 of the 8 school mates in his dorm room to have had sexual experience, with two of them having had girls have abortions.

Comments from NetEase:

网易火星网友:

Brother, you sure know a lot of porn websites…

网易河南郑州网友:

The anti-pornographic campaign is something we all support, but what you said about 6 people out of 8 having had sexual experiences makes me think you are a little abnormal. Having gone to college, having reached that age, we are going to have sexual desires, we are not saints, we will also imagine/fantasize, and also having reached the age of finding girlfriends, isn’t having had sexual experience a very normal thing? This really makes me think you are really weird.

网易山东青岛网友:

In 1999, I went to university. At that time, the internet had just begun becoming popular, and everyone’s interests wasn’t on pornographic websites either but generally just to chat, although of the 8 brothers in our dorm room, I think all of us had sexual experiences already. I say these things only to tell everyone that college students will all have sex experiences whether there are porn websites or not.

网易湖北荆门网友:

…[I'm] speechless. When I was in university, of the eight people in my dorm only 2 had had sexual experience by the time we graduated. I’m so behind, so ashamed!!!

网易上海长宁网友:

Just graduated from college, and I felt that those guys who date girls, even having sexual relations, visit porn websites less than other people, maybe because they don’t have time…and those who visit porn websites a lot are usually those who don’t have girls…

网易四川内江网友:

[They] should protect the reporter’s privacy!!!

网易浙江杭州网友;

There are only virgin university boys, no virgin university girls.

网易山东菏泽网友:

I am a university student, I always watch Xin Wen Lian Bo [a CCTV news program] daily, and seeing the country develop so much, I am deeply inspired.

网易辽宁沈阳网友:

To have sexual experiences is very normal, but not being careful and causing girls to become pregnant and have abortions, then you are just a beast!!!

网易天津网友;

How did find 32 websites? How come I can’t even find one?

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  • Chinglish

    he must be a pervert!

  • Ranger_lost_in_Mordor

    how much can i earn if i report chinasmack, :D

    • Goodness

      Its like your begging to be banned by Fauna. :)

    • Jean

      I am sure Hu Jintao won’t allow Chinasmack to be banned!

  • manusan

    yellow : 12 cm
    white : 17 cm
    black : 19 cm
    rocco siffredi (italian porn star) : 27 cm

    the Nature is so unfair for chinese men and so attractive for chinese girl.

    ;-)

    • Chinglish

      and the diameter is also important

      • Tins of sardines

        Very true.

        Maybe he should be called Rocco Spaghetti… nah bad joke.

        Nevertheless, rumour has it that Italians are pretty well endowed.

    • Joe

      are we talking about penis length, or brain circumference?
      Either way.. ‘yellow’ remains where it is.

    • 先生

      Oh really?! I din’t know you were a ‘chinese girl’, lucky you!

    • rob

      American fully stimulated penis heights are actually smaller than the Japanese’. And the sizes of “yellow” people continue to grow as their nutrition intake grows, year by year.

      By the way, your brain size is showing. You’ve given Chinese girls plenty to laugh at already.

      ;-)

      • b

        you realize that by saying American, you are basically just averaging off the whole lot of colors, as Americans are a mixed-up bunch of multi-bloods, which surely includes Japanese blood as well.

    • LOLZ

      And then one wonders where the stereotype that laowais just want to screw Chinese girls comes from.

      I really don’t get this whole dick size business. In China many of us regularly go to bathhouses (ahem) where we all get naked. It’s not like we stare at other people and think “omg I am 1cm longer than that guy I am so hot”.

      The fact that some guys actually think like that cracks me up.

    • kawaii

      12cm??
      I’m yellow and I’m 18cm.

  • Chinglish

    the porno sites i hate much is that they contain too much viruses,cause me reinstall my operating system once.support the ban on these yellow sites.but i suspect that the government use the crack down on such porno sites to supress some sites which have the opposite opinions to the state owned media.i have heard a lot that chinese netizen complain the government maneuvours.not long ago,netizens furiously talked about whether the green dam should be preinstalled.some sites you cant log on,including voanews.com,facebook.com.china now is like a little child,not strong enough,and allergic to anything it think would threaten its intresets,though the threats come from its imagination.be a man,china.i’ll love you more if you’re genuisly strong and stand out in the world forest.

  • Joe

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    This is the funniest thing.

    Seriously. Doesn’t anyone get why this is so ludicrous? And so… OH SO.. Chinese! This one story sums the Chinese up in so many ways.
    Glorious.
    Excellent.
    And FUNNY as hell.

    • 傻子(婊子也行)

      you’re fucking retarded.

      please explain why this is “OH SO.. Chinese!”

      • Joe

        In much the same way as someone calling me ‘fucking retarded’ because I said something critical of China is.

        • http://cnreviews.com Kai

          You’re fucking retarded because you think people call you fucking retarded because you said something critical of China when it’s actually because you said something fucking retarded or behaved like a fucking retard.

          “Hey, don’t jaywalk.”
          “It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?!?”

          No, it’s not. There are people every day who manage to say something critical of China without getting the response you did. There’s a good reason for that different outcome and it USUALLY lies with you, not them.

          • Goodness

            Are you implying that retardation doesn’t exist in China? Are you saying retardation is unique to Non Chinese? Because that is bull. What is your definition of retarded.

          • Lala

            are we talking about actually being retarded or just people who are idiots

  • Mr Wang (aka Joe)

    Ah yes. I think is so good. You know the foreigner people like look at the dirty yellow things and we Chinese never like to do the sex. This is why the China had not too enough people, and the big place like xizang is empty and has no people! Brother Zhang is a real Chinese. He is my idol and is strong wind for the motherland. I love the China. We Chinese are the pure people and the motherland is rise. Brother Zhang is brother number one! I think the foreigner people internet is very dirty and yellow and the Chinese do not like it. I think the facebook is very so bad. And the youtube is another is very yellow. I am Chinese man and don’ot have the girlfriend because the foreigner people man take all the Chinese girls. There is of course the same number to Chinese girls and Chinese men in China, but I cann’tot get a girl because to the foreigner men take them all. I love the government help the Chinese people like a parents help the little children. iLIKE the government take aayay all the bad things so the Chinese do not see it. Why do the foreigner people always say on about democractic? I don’t think democractiscal is right for we Chinese. We should be allowed to choose what systemm is best work for us. We have to the long glorious history and I am Chinese and is the proud to be. Brother Zhang help us all to not see the dirty thing. And to DO the dirty thing is even more the worse!
    I like backstreet boys. Do you?
    Do you like to eat noodles?

    [Note from Fauna: Joe, please do not do this. It is the same thing as wu mao dang to pretend to be other people.]

    • Wurlymonster

      Preach it brother. Sensational analysis!

      • Wurlymonster

        But I think next time replace the full stops with commas and just skip a few punctuation markers altogether, let those sentences all join together harmoniously…

        • Anon

          Also, remember, no spaces after punctuation!

          • XiaoBenDan

            Do you like eat noodles?

            (NOT Do you like to eat noodles?)

    • G.

      I thinks you are right btother Wang, China people are to being very thanks to this brother Zhang.
      I agreeing!

    • Tins of sardines

      The last two lines sum it up.

    • http://chinaman.com grandmaster chinx

      go to teh prostitutes with you niuwly awarded money!

    • Teacher in China

      I have to admit I laughed at the Chinglish in this, it’s pretty well done; as well the two questions at the end were pretty funny if a little simple.

      However, the ideas in the post were really not funny. I’m sorry that you have such a negative view of Chinese people.

    • hero

      Yeah Joe!

      Chill out Fauna, it’s the way a lot of your “men” think.

      • http://cnreviews.com Kai

        …and this is the way a lot of “your” men think?

        You guys upvoting that should be embarrassed. It isn’t so much the satire as it is the immaturity its wrapped around. Would all of you be patting this guy’s back if he did it to the face of a Chinese person?

        Are we back to the playground? How many have your fingers pulling your eyes back into slits?

        Some of you really need to think just one step further. I can’t understand how so many of you guys think you’re so much better than the Chinese when evidence of you being no better pervades this entire site.

        • JP

          Mmmm…the feeling is very confusion

    • LOLZ

      Joe you are trying way too hard here.

      If you want to pretend better Chinglish, get rid of the do and replace them with does for plural nouns. The concept of singular and plural is nonexistent in Chinese so that mistake is made very often. I make that mistake all the time.

      Some of your points are valid but most of them are strawman or what you hope Chinese people are when they are clearly not. As the result you come across as this paranoid, self-pitying laowai who is likely butt hurt because you were fired from your Enlgish teaching job for spending too much time bullshitting on the interwebs, but you would like to think that you were fired because you are a laowai.

  • Hitman

    Time to setup a 100 porn sites and then report to the authority myself.. and wow, I can get about 90K in reward..

    • Hitman

      Typo error, its 300 porn sites and not 100…my bad

  • jack butcher

    holy crap. holy crap. i am a chinese . i read hundred porn site i never pervert

  • http://i49.tinypic.com/2cek3l.jpg PUSAN PLAYA

    At least good old Cheggit isn’t blocked in China, my favorite tag is “amwf” as you may have guessed

  • Papito
    • http://i49.tinypic.com/2cek3l.jpg PUSAN PLAYA

      Lei Feng would have thrown his 13 year old sister into Mao’s lecherous arms

      LEARN FROM COMRADE LEI FENG!

      • Weapon of Ass-destruction

        You forgot to mention:

        Learn from Zhang Aidi!

  • 傻子(婊子也行)

    all i’m saying is that if you’re that kid why wouldn’t you want to turn in all those porn sites? That’s a shit ton of money for most Chinese people (5 months worth of salary).

    I’d do that in a second.

    the other problem is b/c of the crackdown of porn. no real need.

    whatever. not my cuntry.

  • ShanghaiSteve

    Report porn sites and the government gives you money. Help an old lady that falls down and you get sued. This country has some messed up priorities.

    • 傻子(婊子也行)

      meh. same happens in the US. I was an EMT for three years and you wouldn’t believe the lawsuits against us from the ppl we helped. I guess that at least in China they’re not lawsuit crazy (relatively)

      at least we don’t have to report porn sites in the US. that’d be a tragedy worthy of eternal remembrance in the anals of history.

      • K

        “the anals of history”

        If this is a Freudian slip it’s a classic.

      • mechanized

        yes ANALs(ex) for sure.

  • zammo hung

    No one likes a grass..

    That said, girls, i’ve got a 12 incher.. (but only if i fold it in half)

    Applications via the chinasmack personals.

  • ken

    What a great guy. He did his national duty. Porn is coming from Europe and US. Foreigners also brought AIDS to China. Close the borders now

    • bleah

      I guess that the type of porn Chinois like to look at probably comes from the land of the rising sun.

  • ralphrepo

    I bet anything that by the end of the week, somebody’s gonna kick his ass, both from the jealousy of his having won the money, and the manner in which he won it…

  • G.

    Oh, what a Chinese guy will do with the money?

    Go to to hookers… But porn websites, NO WAY!

  • Nick

    Bet you Brother Zhang will go straight to the local massage parlor with that 10k

  • diki

    OMG this guy is going to get ostracized at his school. I know as we speak, his roommates are scheming one of those midnight bondage beatdowns that you see in the bootcamp movies.

    And that picture is creepy~ looks like some kind of shady deal going down.

  • Partypooper

    JEEEZES!! This guy is such a big moron that I just had to leave my first comment on chinasmack about it…

  • LAOWAIXIAN

    HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
    What a bastard. My guess: He sees porn websites everyday and seems to enjoy it a lot, when he opens one that is not free he angrily and revengefully reports it.

    • jack butcher

      what do you get 3 negtive vote? what you said is fuckin truth

      • jack butcher

        wow my god, you got six now. i am going to get you a positive vote

        • http://cnreviews.com Kai

          Some people regularly vote him down because he insists on starting every comment the same way. Heh.

    • Daphie

      This sounds so funny, haha

  • LAOWAIXIAN

    HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SECONDLY, he looks like a nerd who s never seen a vagina and would faint upon seeing one for the lack of information given by his parents.

  • bleah

    That trench coat makes him look creepy.

  • Yin

    Actually, dude looks like he never got laid in his life, and believes that pornography is a scourge that must be purged with fire. Quite creepy.

  • Kam

    The man is a genius: Have the Gov shut down other porn sites, get the award money and use it to open up his own porn site for money. Since all the other competitors are gone, he can take over the online porn industry in china. If the porn site tanked, report it to the gov and get his money back, take the lesson he learned from the previous one and build a better one … rinse and repeat. Brilliant!!!

  • YRM

    HAHAHAHHAHA!!! It’s so funny that China thinks it’s a new born baby or something, it’s got virgin ears and virgin eyes “oh no! porn!”, “oh!!! sex!!!!”, totally US conservative on steroid…………. but it’s “communist”, something hippies do in a commune.
    People in China’s got such an obscure view on sex, like it’s the dirtiest thing in the world. Parents would do everything to stop a girl from even holding hand with a boy, right up until the age of 25, then they go crazy and try everything to get the girl to marry someone. But by then, the girl already thinks that sex is the dirtiest thing in the world ….. I know a girl, 35, and havn’t even kissed someone.

    • CLINT

      Poor lass – I’ll happily break in any shy china dolls.

      Applications via chinasmack personals.

  • dim mak

    What’s so bad about porn anyway? I don’t see the negative impact porn has on countries that produce it. I bet if China allowed porn it would be a huge moneymaking industry. Besides, people in China will just get porn off emule or something, everybody does it already.

    • dim mak

      Oh and that’s another thing, who the hell sets up a porn site in China? That’s just asking for an asskicking. Everyone shares porn either on p2p programs or on private forums linking to download sites with nondescript filenames.

  • Zwei

    In Japan, you get porno mags with your morning coffee… why is China like this… what’s wrong with porn? *shrugs*

    • GermanChinese

      A confucian society with a more or less communist gouverment just can’t allow porn.
      Or do you know an official communist country that allows porn?

      • http://www.foarp.blogspot.com FOARP

        Do you know one where the officials don’t get butt-wild with every girl who crosses their path and have, like, three or four mistresses on the side which they pay for with earnings from corrupt dealings?

      • jack butcher

        because communist can’t fuck, they envy us, they are jealous. they don’t want civilian enjoy good things.

    • LOLZ

      Good question. I am thinking this is just an excuse for the Chinese government to monitor the internet.

      On a different note, I have always wondered why the hell are there so many porn coming from Japan. You get the SE Asians and Eastern Europeans getting into the pr0n industry because they are poor nations and they need food/drugs. But why Japan? Because Jap women need that extra $500 per movie to buy half of a LV wallet? A break out of nymphomania?

  • truth speaker

    China’s should start trying to turn its surplus men gay given its high proportion of males due to 1-Child policy. They should start advocating gay porn so some of the male Chinese can at least get a little bit of action in their lives.

    This would help their population problem also. :D

    • YRM

      Taiwan’s like this too, it’s the Brittney Spears method, oh look at how innocent and pure I am ……
      However, porn was a HUGE money making industry in China about 10 years ago actually amongst the locals. Then it got out of control and the government had this huge thing like “get rid of yellow” (扫黄), before that “yellow” was a huge money making thing.
      I know students that go to boarding school that’s like “girls and boys arn’t allowed to talk to each other, and other kids can act as spys, if someone report a boy is talking to a girl they both stand outside the class for 2 hours” ……… what the hell, like why is girls + boys such a dirty thing, I don’t understand the logic at all. Somebody explain to me

  • GermanChinese

    Im sure that Confucius himself would support this action of the gouverment.

    Well, Porn may be forbidden, but aesthetic/erotic “body art” is still allowed, or not?

    Example: http://www.metcn.com/new.html

  • LAOWAIXIAN

    HI I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
    HI, IF I REPORT the officials who go to KTV`s looking for xiaojies do i get money for my good deed?

    • http://www.foarp.blogspot.com FOARP

      Dude, I was going to give you a plus vote for the comment, but then I saw the whole lame “I’m back” thing and hit the minus button.

  • Wuto

    Today we burn books… tomorrow we burn people!
    Today we burn Porn… tomorrow we <—— insert meme here

  • akbar lo

    of couse he had to inspect the websites…

    whers the chinese porn website exist? i thought hardcore was banned in china and only cat 3 (even more softcore than rated r films) exist

  • Truth Hurts

    The sex industry is the fastest growing one in China and yet they have this crusade on taking down porn sites. Who the hell are these people fooling? The reason for the crackdown is mainly because the paid sites are not on the Govs tax bracket. One thing I noticed in China that is quite evident is Chinese people suck at lying. That is to say, they can lie but the whole lie doesn’t follow through and end up getting caught in the most blatant way.

    One last thing, an official proudly proclaimed China has no ‘red light district’…cut the crap nowdays China is a red light district.

    Just sayin~

    • hero

      Good post.

      Who do these idiots think they are fooling.

      Prostitution = Turn a blind eye

      Pornography = EVIL!!!

      Hypocritcal, slimy little bastards.

      • http://timurileng.blogspot.com Zhang Fei

        Who do these idiots think they are fooling.

        Prostitution = Turn a blind eye

        Pornography = EVIL!!!

        Hypocritcal, slimy little bastards.

        Not at all. Prostitution is a high-margin operation that can be shaken down by government officials for spending money. Pornography is a penny ante, low-margin operation frequented by people who don’t have enough bread to spend on prostitutes. There is no money to be extorted. If the plebeians need to work off their hormonal surges, they can do it by joining the PLA.

  • 傻子(婊子也行)

    i hope the kid spends the money on some chicken meat. or CS.

  • hero

    Someone should find this rat and stomp his guts out. What a piece of crap.

    Snitch snitch, rat rat. Congratulations you lying, child molesting piece of crap.

    Seriously, start cutting off porn for good and these masturbating freaks are going to start raping children.

    • 傻子(婊子也行)

      hahahaha. ding

  • Jean

    Who said Chinese doesn’t like sex? If chinese didn’t like sex, there would not even be 1.3billion Chinese and China won’t be having the serious problem of each politician having a mistress! i guess that mean something.

  • YRM

    People in China needs to watch this video by Massive Attack. I want to make everyone in China watch this video
    http://stereogum.com/archives/video/new_massive_attack_video__paradise_circus_feat_ho_105501.html

  • hero

    By the way, that guy in the photo is wearing a public masturbator’s trench coat and rapist glasses.

    Too bad he can’t grow a pedophile beard and he’d be set!

  • Shanghairocks

    What people deserve in China is not access porn websites; but, loneliness ….

  • ire

    LoLzz!

    In 1999,the internet had just begun becoming popular

  • Steve

    The Chinese government wants people to stop looking at porn only because it wants men to go out and visit the whore houses, which the Chinese government runs. The level of ignorance in China is far beyond imagination.

  • UnclePu

    >>*sigh* why is “6 of 8 of his dormmates having sexual experience” a problem?

    Ask a christian nut-head, they can tell you how it’s connected.

  • http://www.moundsofvenus.com Tom

    pmsl, porn has “caused” your room mates to have sexual experiences? I wish porn caused me some sexual experiences when I was younger, unfortunately I had to go out and do the job myself haha!

  • Michael

    Bann Youtube because it is the free distribution of information which is therefore antithetical towards which the People Republic of China has been founded.

    Bann Facebook because of uhhh…I dont know

    Bann Porn because it corrupts the minds of the Chinese.

    Jesus Christ! I am so upset that I cant even decide which brothel, massage shop w/happy ending, KTV Xiojie, or whore bar I am going to tonight.

    • m5

      Ban IMDB because western movies are much better than lame ass chinese ones…

  • GFZ

    One of the current news about China is that analyst predicted that in year 2010, 24 million men in China won’t be able to find a wife due the the imbalance ratio of men to women.

    Now.. we have a government with nothing better to do than wasting money on purging their internet of porn.

    So in 2010, we got 24 million men getting no love and no porn…. what do we get? Probably not a “harmonious” society.

    • TheOtherMichael

      china’s biggest cockfest festival? LOL

    • Jake

      Actually the men are just going to go across the borders and find women.

      A recent article in Slate was talking about a huge increase of Chinese men marrying Russian women, since Russia has more women than men.

      • GFZ

        lol… mail ordered Russian brides?

    • ard

      This is why the Government allows “Gay bars” actually !!! LOL

  • Joe

    Just pop across the Incheon in Korea… the place is full of little love hotels…and… not a single Korean man in sight. Instead the rooms are fully booked with young Chinese guys, just come over on the boat from the motherland to have sex with Korean girls.

    It’s so sad. It should be funny… I mean, I SHOULD laugh my ass off…. but just when the perfect moment to laugh, point and mock presents itself, you get hit with this wave of pity for the pathetic guys.
    So sad.

  • RuiKe

    How much money will the government pay me if I report whore houses?
    Any street in China which has hairdressers also has shops with only simple equipment – a bed behind a curtain. These are everywhere in every city in China.
    Who need porn? Get the real thing just down the street.
    Stay a hotel, and the sex servants knock on your door.
    Is this a big secret? Of course, not. This is a source of income and pleasure for Chinese police and officials.
    When can I pick up my award?

  • Joe #2

    You could make quite a living by reporting porn sites to the Chinese government. I’m surprised they haven’t had more volunteers offering to look for these sites.

    Of course, they would have to check the sites carefully, to make sure that they were actually pornographic, rather than artistic. And they would have to save sample copies to prove that they had carefully analyzed each and every website, rather than classifying them carelessly…

  • Uranium Willy

    Can lao wai sign up for this program? I could get 100,000 easily! Now I know know why my male students never come to my English class or show up sleepy. And now I know they are all so smart they could ave gone to Bei Da or Fu Dan, they just had bad luck and looked at some porn. I will give all my male students an A+ since they are all victims or porn and could have done better.

  • sezza

    WHAT A TOOL.. he looks so proud that he reported pornographic sites that were previously “unknown”. Maybe China should reward $10,000 for every ‘hair parlour’ or ‘massage parlour’ that is uncovered as a brothel. Do you recon China could afford it?! probably be broke after sweeping Zhu Hai alonehaha

    Porn = BAD western influence on innocent Chinese adolescents

    In the past Western societies chose religion to curb the desires of their youth and now China builds a cyber wall HAHAHA

    PORN is the answer to China’s ‘face’ issues. It is the bridge between generations that openly discusses and answers the questions of curious youngsters

    With limited sex education in Chinese schools.. there could be a lot more issues with putting things in the wrong places and ‘mistaken identities’:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2009/12/10/chinese-man-gets-remote-control-stuck-in-bottom-after-drunk-prank-115875-21886936/

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2422572.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

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