CCTV “Expert” Forgets His Lines On National Television

From Mop:

Anchorman did not memorize his lines. This time CCTV is really in for it…

Comments from Mop:

灬瞬间温柔灬:

Hehe…I don’t even have the heart to criticize/make fun of this brother…

hejianlkhan:

If an “accident” doesn’t happen to this guy, he will become very famous.

我是逗你玩的:

Fuck…must be his first time. Look at how nervous he is.

gnmob:

The more nervous one is, the more mistakes one makes, and the more mistakes one makes, the more nervous one becomes, and the result is mistake mistake mistake. Haha.

timeshen:

So damn embarrassing. Anchorman, how about going home and practicing before coming back out.

楼主你明白的:

This guy’s eyes kept looking down, I’m guessing the handwriting of whoever wrote the manuscript was too messy and he couldn’t make them out…

飘凌冰霜:

Poor four-eyes.

裸奔的虎仔:

This NB is too “talented”…once the show is over, he is so dismissed!

wqyc44:

This person is probably a fake/stand-in, would an expert still need to look at materials/notes? Don’t experts just open their mouths and everything comes out?

开苞手爱德华:

CCTV only hires/support these worthless wretches, all of them getting in through the backdoor [through guanxi or connections], so could their abilities/characters be any better?

CCTV anchorman or "expert" fails to memorize his lines and embarrasses himself on national television.

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  1. me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …me first …

  2. i really don’t know what’s the fuss about…

  3. China lost face! He should be fired! how could he make ONE mistake on television! If he was selected by merit, he would never ever ever make a mistake…i.e. he would not be human anymore. Foreigners will now know that the Chinese population also include humans!

    • Wow. What an asshat.

      It’s called being embarrassed with him, not laughing at him. In other words sympathy. Something you should learn to have.

      Would you not be embarrassed if you forgot your speech for graduation or something like that? I’m sure you would. We aren’t criticizing him.

  4. Where are the teleprompters?

  5. 4 words. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

  6. That was painful. Just watching it made me embarrassed.

  7. oh it happens to the best of us…

    五毛党万岁

  8. The guy who was having a hard time wasn’t the “anchorman”

  9. the comment of the backdoor was funny, made me think of 潜规则 (sleeping with somebody to get in media). i wonder which gay guy went thru his backdoor or what old lady put a strap on and rode him cowboy style.

  10. Porky pig’s in the house.

  11. he needs nipples

  12. oh well better luck next time, the only thing that could have made this better is if he blurted out the word “boner” or something along those lines, then it would be like many anchors I have seen from the United States.

  13. this noob must be korean or some other asian. We Chinese are known for being resourceful.
    If I had forgotten the lines, I would take out my yo-yo and perform some awesome tricks, like “walk the dog”; keep the crowd entertained, until I remember my lines. Or just “walk the dog” out of there.

  14. Come on!
    Don’t laugh at him, even experts can be shy ))

  15. lol this is almost as terrible as the CCAV interview with Kobe.

  16. Can anyone pls. explain what these two fellows where talking about.
    Looks like he was ask questions about something he was not prpared for.

  17. Any man and his dog can go on the Internet and read whats happening in Thailand and tell a better story than this so called expert.

    Very dubious eye movements and stuttering. Send him down to Thailand to do the report rather than in the comfort of the studio.

  18. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENNED WHEN TOO MANY GUANXI INVOLVES……

  19. Disapointing, experts should be able to present some evidence leading to a conclusion even if they havent memerized their stuff. How this guy got through his middle and school tests is beyond me

  20. super nervous,maybe it is his first time

  21. a so-called expert, ha? does a real expert still need to read the craft? the answer is obvious.

  22. You look like a pedophile in your mugshot.

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