Bobby Gaga: ‘Poker Face’ (Chinese New Year Version)

Well…Chinese New Year is almost here, and what better to celebrate than with wealth, fame and glamour. In this Malaysian boy’s cover of Lady Gaga’s hit song “Poker Face“, we can already get a sense of what Chinese New Year is all about – money, money, and more money. I mean, how can you not make a fortune with those sweet “發” [fa, "get rich"] shades?

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Here is a translation of the subtitles/lyrics:

Congratulations

Music: Lady GaGa
Lyrics: Bobby GaGa
Vocal: Bobby GaGa
Director: PinkTee

Happy New Year
Good Luck and Great Prosperity
Happy New Year
Good Luck and Great Prosperity
Happy New Year
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity) The spring breeze asked me, I said the spring is already here
In a flash a long year had already gone by
Spring festival is here everybody are all setting off firecrackers
Pi-li-pa-la, pi-li-pa-la [firecracker sound] all so loud

Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)

New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)

Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)

(Good Luck and Great Prosperity) The spring breeze asked me, I said the spring is already here
In a flash a long year had already gone by
Spring festival is here everybody are all setting off firecrackers
Pi-li-pa-la, pi-li-pa-la [firecracker sound] all so loud

Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)

New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)

Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)

New Years is here, every family and every household are full of joy
Ah dong dong dong chong, dong dong chong
dong dong chong, dong chong, dong dong chong

The God of Wealth, the Lord of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)

New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)

Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)

Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)

Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)

Malaysian chubby boy Bobby Gaga

vs.

Lady Gaga Poker Face

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  1. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrstt

  2. haha, funny even if I dont understand all the lyrics :D

  3. I lol’d……..

  4. weak sauce.

    please try harder, chinasmack.

  5. BOBBY GO BOBBY GO!

  6. Well this year Valentine’s day is the same day as Chinese New Year. I guess this year means your valentine is only about money money and more money.

  7. Whao!
    Now I have a good feeling of Chinese new year. Bing this up. This kid is sinofying Western cutlure to find a way to express modern sentiments of tradtional celebrations.

  8. I cringed.

    The lyrics though aren’t half bad.

  9. Very nice, better than Lady Gaga!!!!!

  10. too much gay ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  11. wow he isn’t holding back at all,
    ahh well, it has put a smile on my face.

    no sense of shame or boundaries == invincible

  12. lol 1:20 posin on the bed followed up with massive cock bj…lol!

  13. He doesn’t sweat much for a fat lad! Good laugh all round, well done Bobby.
    向世界各地好心人拜个早年!

  14. This is amazing.

    Bobby Gaga is the man.

  15. I found this very funny and entertaining. This guy may have a talent, and it just need to improve his image. I am still laughing. Thanks!

  16. Sickening.

    Revolting.

    Disgusting.

    Why don’t the Chinese human flesh search this fat retard and crucify him in Tianenmen Square?

  17. NEW WAY OF WISHING HAPPY NEW YEAR……

  18. great posting though…..Like it….
    don’t care other said bout gaga gay

  19. it would have been awesome if he wasn’t so fat…er, i mean “so plain.” where are the costumes?!?!?!? come on man, do it for the queers!!! represent!!!!!!!

  20. What the f… OK – why do these fat, loser, SE Asians always try to pretend they can speak Chinese? Go eat your Laksa and answer everything with LA! Can’t stand it. This video is gayer than George Michael getting a reach around.

  21. One of the worst song I ever heard

  22. hi joe. thanks for the video.

  23. She’s not that bad looking but her music is like listening to a pair of gay cats fucking. I might date her if she agreed never to open her mouth in my presence for non-blowjob related reasons.

  24. She has a penis, thus being said.. You’re gay

  25. not cool cowboy,

    WAY TOO HIGH!

    look at your writing!

  26. this is china smack, its not just about criticizing the society, its about critiquing the social world. This guy offers us a great critique. btw i will have a link with better sino-fications soon

  27. i guess i should read everything before I respond, YEAH you got it… but how different is this than in other neoliberal consumer societies… the importance is THE IMPORTANCE that money and the consumerism that is spread out of this plays in the supposed socialism of the CCP’s state.

  28. nice,

    I actually just watched it,

    Oh my God of money, Allah o Ackbar, and all the rest,
    even the man in red, MAO!

    that is quite funny, am still laughing,

    I was far more interested in reading the comments,

    love this site… keeping it Real on Csmack!

    Bai the way,

    dont forget expressions of “individualism” in a socialist state,

    the fireworks have started…

  29. but he’s a malaysian, not a chinaman.

    prison for sodomites in malaysia (and quite right too)

  30. well said. i endorse this statement.

    girlie-men should be ridiculed.

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