Gan Lulu Causes Trouble at Nanning-ASEAN Auto Show

Regular readers should already be familiar with minor Chinese internet celebrity Gan Lulu (and her mother) from our past reports:

Gan Lulu makes an appearance wearing a revealing low-cut black dress at the Nanning ASEAN International Auto Show.

From ifeng & Mop:

Internet celebrity Gan Lulu’s appearance at car show causes chaos

2011 December 3rd, Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region Nanning City, internet celebrity Gan Lulu made an appearance at the Nanning-ASEAN International Auto Show, causing disorder, leading to security guards having to remain by her side the entire time.

Gan Lulu makes an appearance as a car model at the Nanning ASEAN International Auto Show.

Photo is of Gan Lulu working as a car model.

Gan Lulu makes an appearance as a car model at the Nanning ASEAN International Auto Show.

Photo is of Gan Lulu working as a car model.

Gan Lulu accompanied by security guards during her appearance at the Nanning ASEAN International Auto Show.

Photo is of Gan Lulu’s appearance attracting a crowd of onlookers.

Gan Lulu taking a photo with her mother backstage at the Nanning ASEAN international Auto Show.

Photo is of Gan Lulu and mother taking a close photo backstage.

Gan Lulu wearing a revealing low-cut black dress signing autographs for fans.

Photo is of Gan Lulu signing autographs for fans.

Gan Lulu wearing a revealing low-cut dress backstage at the Nanning-ASEAN International Car Show.

Photo is of Gan Lulu backstage.

Comments from Mop:

洛小届:

Nowadays one can use just their breats to become famous.

妈宝纸尿裤:

Her being able to become famous shows that being skanky/slutty to the extreme is also good.

肉松泡饭:

Society has tacitly approved this method of becoming known, so sad.

白带有毒:

This stupid cunt woman, look at her fucking disgusting self! Fucking just knows how to expose herself, one day you’ll get AIDS from the casting couch! Fuck.

泛黄的惬意:

If she’s already dressed like this, she might as well just go ahead and take off all her clothes completely.

无鸣肿痛:

Why was there chaos when this slutty cunt came? Unless people could line up to do her?

川东1312:

This mother-daughter pair are too fucking crazy, they’ve gone crazy for fame! They’re simply using the two piece of meat in front of her chest to make a living!

mrwyb:

I’m so angry, how come I don’t have a big bosom? If I did, I too would expose them everyday.

马帅292735952:

Simply sordid. It is incredible that there are people who support even this garbage.

ahch1988:

So-called internet celebrities were all made by ignorant us, so if we want to blame someone we should blame ourselves. If we didn’t look, pay attention, talk about, or repost, could they become famous? Internet celebrities have become so TM disgusting, and the more disgusting they are the more famous, fuck.

Comments from ifeng:

凤凰网四川省成都市网友:好帅的爸

First, who gave this slut the title of internet celebrity?
Second, why is it that security guards must go keep order the moment she appears?
Is it because the audience are too sordid? Or is the host too sordid?
Is this the direction of Chinese people’s values these days?

2.凤凰网江苏省苏州市网友:xcwuping

If this isn’t dealt with, everything is going to be exposed. Other than her body, this woman has no other talent. Yet there are some people who like her. We can’t use the vulgar to sell.

凤凰网广东省东莞市网友:fanch

Women these days are so frugal, not even wearing bras.

凤凰网河北省唐山市网友:chaifa

Apart from those two balloons, she has nothing else, probably be someone’s mistress.

凤凰网广东省佛山市网友:chenronzhe

This kind [of woman] is just slightly higher and slightly more civilized than a prostitute, also selling their flesh, just their breast meat in this case.

凤凰网广东省深圳市网友:一只麻雀

This woman is truly too shameless.

凤凰网浙江省宁波市网友:一路一路

The auto show organizers are also mental retards.

凤凰网黑龙江省哈尔滨市网友:wen988

Whoever would want a mistress like her has no taste!

Are there internet celebrities like Gan Lulu in other countries? Are there mothers like hers?

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  • http://www.chinageeks.org C. Custer

    Hooray for sexism!

    • Whatever

      don’t think that was sexism at all – she epithomizes much of what is wrong with contemporary China!

      • mr. weiner

        I think it’s like America in the 50′s ,kinda staid, kinda wild. This girls attemps at getting noticed are like Jane Mansfield, going for a swim at a producer’s party and “accidently ” losing her top, Dum blonde, dum like a fox.

    • lonetrey

      Hooray for sexyism!

      • G$

        The caption on the main page said she’s famous for her big breasts…which made me expect to come on this page and see big breast, lo and behold, I’ve yet to find such a thing here!

        • mr. weiner

          False advertising, not just confined to China though. My Swedish friends say the best natural norks on the planets can be found in Portugal.
          Any opinions on this?

          • rollin wit 9′s

            cant say from experience but I wouldnt disagree either. S.america is the Sh!t. If those girls show up at the auto show it will be shut DOWN son! nuff said!

  • krdr

    I’m looking forward for Ke Da Fu song of the article…

    I think this is a proof that whole thing about marriage was stunt. It seems that she lost some pounds since last articles.

    • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

      Song of the Article

      I Will Be Ready
      -Sunblock

      It is the theme song from Baywatch

      http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/eDlmcEh8YhY/

      五毛党

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        They have music and speaking on Baywatch? I always watched it with the sound off.

        • Tengu

          Did you know there were women on it or did you just watch it because of the “Hoff.”

          He’s world famous in Germany you know!

      • Boris

        Hideous
        -The Dickies
        Reminds me of a malnourished rottweiller I saw skulking around the back of my school the other day.

  • camlost

    Forget her breasts, what the hell is going on with those sleeves. It’s like there’s portal to some kind of non-euclidean dimension in her elbows.

    • Misia

      LOL, seriously, that’s quite the boner killer! And it’s not just them sleeves, it’s the whole dress: ok, same non-euclidean shiznit going on with the shirt but… look at picture #2: what’s that square on the left, is that a pocket? A POCKET? Ewww.

  • skar

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    knows how to go for 03 hours ride. knows how to controle breast size,knows how to keep vagina tight,knows how to make you 10 years younger ,you can match your 10 years back photos.

    i can go for g-spot attacks and multiple orgasms.

    enjoy my companion.please write–skskar079@gmail.com
    or
    send sms to–0091-8791701189

    • http://www.wtchina.freeforums.org Elijah

      O……M….G….. o.0

      Is this for real??I think I just struck the internet equivalent of a gold vein…..

      Competition to see who can troll this guy the hardest starting in 3…2…1…

      NOW!!!

      • Tengu

        3 Hour Ride – sounds like the theme Song to “Gilligan’s Island.”

        Good luck on the “breast size control” thing, the older they get the longer they get, especially in Agra.

        Just stay away from MY G-spot Bindi Boy, although if you can make me look 10 years younger, I know a few guys who were just released; I’ll have them take you on a few “3 hour rides”.

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        The best way to avoid a G-spot attack is to set up a wide perimeter to protect the entire enclave, not just one particular spot. Don’t think of it as a “G-spot” so much as a “G-camp” to which you want to diffuse the enemy’s concentration upon one single area, thus diminishing the strength of the attacking enemy.

        [this is a tool-tip that pops up when hovering the mouse over a particular area in the RTS computer game "Command and Conquer: Labia Education Expansion pack.]

        • GodsHammer

          T,
          I find that it pays to plan ahead and that you have to prepare and anticipate for a P-Thrust attack. A G-Camp is a great idea! I have usually just diverted enemy attention by aggressively plundering south of the defensive border and even using a multi-digit C.L.I.T. cheat code.

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            P-Thrust is commendable, but is comparably both effective to implement and counter as is a Zergling rush; if after 5 minutes of battering not yield measured gains, then recoup your losses and think about baseball.

            However, when G-camping, be wary of attracting G-campers who will wait just outside your range to snipe you at first opportunity. You can always tell who they are by the enormous dildo bayonettes attached to their rifles. These will buzz you until the target is all cuddly and eager and willing to make you breakfast.

        • GodsHammer

          I haven’t encountered the phallic bayonets yet. My friend says that a V-chip has already relegated the dildo bayonet to crude battering ram status.

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            If you haven’t encountered the phallic bayonettes yet, you are in a loveless marriage that requires you to be proactive. Try a little lingerie to spice up your romance! Try giving “love coupons” that say such asinine suggestions like “Bearer of such coupon is entitled to one free back massage” or “You’d be better off masterbating to the bra section of a Sears catalog”!

  • robin yates

    she has a lovely set of tits, she is goodlooking, perfect!

    • http://chinashmina.com Augis

      Lovely set of tits – agree
      Goodlooking – not really

  • Americanjoe

    She is a bad girl. I slept with this girl a few months ago. She told me she was a model and actress, but I’m an American so I don’t know most Chinese stars. I thought she was a nice girl, but after we had sex, she threatened to tell me girlfriend about it unless I gave her money. I didn’t give her any money, my girlfriend knows I like to sleep with pretty girls and she wasn’t angry.

    • jin

      nice story bro and now go get a life

    • Xiongmao

      Not a bad attempt impersonating a Yank, but you need to work on the details. They give you away (as well as the stupid pic and username).

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        Also: the balls need to hang lower. Pants don’t fit so well either.

  • Alvis

    >Why was there chaos when this slutty cunt came?

    I lol’d

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      This. The only reason to believe that there was “chaos” at this car show was because the title says so. The pictures only reveal a bunch of mammary-monkeys who are only on site to take pictures of milk jugs.

      No one seems to recognize her. The security guards aren’t protecting her from anyone. She’s just getting attention because a) she was famous previously for doing nothing and b) breasts.

  • Brett Hunan

    All I saw was cleavage here, no belly or hot pants. If netizens saw the outfits models wear at international auto shows they would shit their pants.

    Guaranteed those 5mao posters would have been muscling to get right up front had they been there too.

    • Tengu

      A rack like that, lips like a suck artist at a Tijuana Donkey Show, high likelihood of a full Brazilian and she’s still carrying stuffed animals…what is with that?

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        The sexual dynamics of China require woman to never achieve the same mental and intellectual status of a man; condemned to act like a little girl forever, any Chinese chick would repel Chinese men if she started acting independent and confident. That’s why Chinese dudes can’t handle white chicks.

        Also: while I respect your nose for sniffing out the nationalities of woman’s carpets, Brazillian cultural exports like coffee, football proficiency and waxing haven’t caught on in China, thus rendering your wish of a woolless muff into a poke in the eye.

        • Tengu

          Oh my son, my son…I’ll be back in Shanghai if a few weeks and I can state that the Landing Strip, Taco Chip and the Barest of Bare are in full gear.

          However the “Tiffany Box”, even in the US, still remains the stuff of legend.

          You can’t swing an exploding watermelon around without hitting some bald pussy in most places…I’ve been conducting studies for my thesis.

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            Tengu, phD candidate presents: The Rise of the Hide of the Teflon-Dolphin: A Case Study into the Deforestation of Shanghai Spooge-Mops and its effects upon Flesh-Colored Darth Vader Helmets in Cross-Cultural Seminal Exchanges:

            Based Upon a True Story.

          • Tengu

            I can work with that…

      • Brett Hunan

        Don’t let terroir get you down. I will totally be imaging the “full Brazilian” since you mentioned it.

        Stuffed animals, no problem. Little girl, big girl, whatever. She’s giving out.

        Whatever these other wankers say, I think shes hot. Definitely has the “hot” attitude anyways.

        • Tengu

          Not sure what everyone else has out here has hanging out on their couches other than a pile of crusty Kleenex.

          I’d tap this any day of the week and I’d even give her a mushroom tattoo on her dainty little forehead!

          • rollin wit 9′s

            I thought you were better than this Tengu. Are you of Japanese stock or other nationality? I mean she’s not even attractive. The tits didnt even get me man!

          • Tengu

            C’mon anyone who says they’d turn this down is full of shit. Who cares about the tits…they’re tits.

            All tits are fun to be with, delightful to enjoy, and no calories.

        • Tengu

          Not sure what everyone else out here has hanging out on their couches other than a pile of crusty Kleenex.

          I’d tap this any day of the week and I’d even give her a mushroom tattoo on her dainty little forehead!

  • Fu ZhiGao

    What are up with those 奶 in the second picture from the top!!

  • Jesus

    Like mother, like daughter. What type of mother produces what type of daughter. Nothing wrong. lol

  • mr. weiner

    At least I know what I want for christmas now.

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      Yoghurt? Sour cream? Liquid Coffee Mate?

      • mr. weiner

        I’d settle for putting my face between her fun bags and saying “Brrrrr!” whilst shaking my head back and forth, But I don’t think Santa will be able to fit that one on his sleigh.
        Any Christmas wishes Terroir?

        • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

          To vanquish my enemies, dominate their women and hear the lamentation of their suffering.

          And peace on Earth.

          • mr. weiner

            OK Conan/Temujin, nice wish

        • hooots

          I think what you are describing is what we would call a ‘motorboat’ (my favorite passtime).

          • Tengu

            A day of noodlin’, an evening of motorboating…priceless…

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            If that’s a motorboat, what do you call the labia minora and the clitoris? A “pink canoe”?

          • mr. weiner

            How about a baked bean on a bamboo boat?

          • hooots

            bald man in a pink canoe

    • pervertt

      Don’t play with plastic bags. Beware of suffocation.

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        I think in this case it’s more of a “choking hazard”.

  • Mechanized

    she looks like she’s got a pretty decent rack. but come on china…… one girl with big boobs and ya’ll getting crazy. Japan has mad big boobs porn. China must catch up on this front. It’s embarrassing really. More girls with big boobs now!

    • Anon

      X-Small 12.5% size of head
      Small 25% or Quarter size of head
      Medium 50% or Half size of head
      Large 75% or 3/4 size of head
      X-Large Size of head (100%)
      XXL 25% bigger than size of head (125%)
      XXXL 50% bigger than size of head (150%)

      The above entirely ignores cup size but is more representative in terms of proportion considered ratio.

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        Customer: Hi yes hello, I’d like to order… how much is x-large?
        Clerk: It’s the size of the head, sir.
        Customer: And what if the head is really small?
        Clerk: It’s all according to head size, sir. If the head is small, well, you get all 100% of it.
        customer: what? that’s not a fair and equal practice!
        Clerk: Sir, here at “Boys 4 Bust” we have a regimented scale for dealing with breast sizes..
        Next in Line: Hey, what’s the hold up? Some of us have things to do, you know.
        customer: Okay okay, just give me a XXL then.
        Clerk: One XXL coming right up, thank you for your patronage. Next, please…
        Next in Line: Uh hi yes, what kind of heads do you have?

        [end scene]

        • Anon

          Lost @terrior at :

          Clerk: It’s all according to head size, sir. If the head is small, well, you get all 100% of it.

          @terrior is making no sense at all. What has classification of size got to do with getting 100% of whatever? Trying to corrupt thinking processes?

          You’d think people would be better off communicating than destroying modes of communication. You’re like one of those people who set phone booths on fire or puncture tyres for kicks, tip cows, TP people’s houses, or steal hubcaps when you behave like this.

          A small/short person with a B equivalent cup would be a C equivalent cup with a medium/average person. The above is a rebuke against arbitrary rather than ratio based cup sizes?

          By the time @terrior goes :

          Next in Line: Uh hi yes, what kind of heads do you have?

          The subject had changed from ‘breast sizes in ratio to head size’, to heads for sale. Whats up @terrior?

          Teaching bad logic, or pulling a fast one on the readers’ ability to focus on subject matter? Somewhat linguistically unstable? Drunk or high @terrior? Or a hater feminist out to spoil a perfectly reasonable alternate system of classification?

          Wumao of the worst kind?

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            If you are basing breast sizes on head sizes, then you are judging not only the size of their breasts but the sizes of their heads. Ergo, at “Boys 4 Bust” when doling out breasts and looking for the right kind for you, a far more appropriate question would be “What kind of head SIZES do you have?”

            I didn’t put it in since the whole time we’ve already been talking about sizes, but hey, I’ve just upset the apple cart in which you’ve provided the perfect world view to hang your perch from; now, heads are gonna roll.

            For someone who equates “breast size” to “nationalism” and refers to someone who disagrees on titties as a wu lmao, you’re sure sensible the rest of the time when you’re arguing politics and culture. But then I suppose at those times we’re not actually talking about anything important.

          • Anon

            a. If you are basing breast sizes on head sizes, then you are judging not only the size of their breasts but the sizes of their heads. (Thats what you typed, not what I think.)

            I didn’t put it in since the whole time we’ve already been talking about sizes . . . (this makes sense )

            b. I’ve just upset the apple cart in which you’ve provided the perfect world view to hang your perch from; now, heads are gonna roll. (Why are you so certain that you upset any cart? Was it your head rolling instead @terrior?)

            c. For someone who equates “breast size” to “nationalism” and refers to someone who disagrees on titties as a wu lmao . . .

            (When did anyone equate “breast size” to “nationalism” and refer to someone who ‘disagrees on titties’ as a wu lmao? I was refering to your skewed responses that corrupt thinking. Putting words in people’s mouths does not make facts true. This is just stubbornly refusing engage the point brought up. Dishonest and lame.)

            Oblique and obfuscating (also manipulative) responses that lead nowhere, so that acknowledgment of errors can be escaped so that negativism can be introduced to the other. Do you know what your response makes you into? An evasive non-conversationalist unethically unwilling to concede points lost and a pathological liar. If not trying to corrupt thought processes – again.

            But then I too suppose at those times we’re not actually talking about anything important but rather the manner and ethics behind the posts themselves. More?

          • hooots

            This whole thread is hilarious in so many ways. I’m not exactly sure how to egg it on, but I really want to.

          • Brett Hunan

            @hooots, Anon gets like this sometimes. Taking random samples of what people write and twisting words. It will only get better from here.

            terroir (master of witty comebacks) vs. Anon (master of nothing funny).

            Let the games begin

            BTW, Anon I could give a shit what you write. Don’t reply to me….. ever

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            @Uh, no

            You once called me a “wu lmao of the worst kind”. Well, I’ll have you know, I am “wu lmao of the best kind”.

            We proud Chinese can only tolerate you imperialist running dogs for so long until the false facade of our fake smiles break into strained upturned lips and anxious eyes. This false dichotomy upon the proliferation of breastigy aestheticsim hurts the feeling of Chinese people everywhere! If you can’t see the nipples on our flat chests, well then, sirrah, you just can’t see the point!

            We Chinese have a fine tradition of 5000 years of “oblique and obfuscating” responses, and I can say with certainty that I speak for all one billion Chinese who are all unaminously opposed to foreigners like you that we are opposed to foreigners like you because you are different from us! Yes, the validity of your comment has no bearing upon what we have contribute to the conversation because the foreign nature of you bind and unites us! Laugh out loud!

            You make us strong! You unite our opinion! That is why you are wrong! Laugh out loud! Why do you think we have a new aircraft carrier! It’s because we need to promote our 飞机场 abroad in other cultures – we need to promote flat chest everywhere!

            Do you hear that? Huh, do you? That’s the sound of me furiously waving a miniture flag! Laugh out loud! And I’m not done! No! For with my other hand whenever I’m not pointing at you, I’m shaking my fist! OOoh! Don’t feel good, do it? The hand shaking glove doesn’t feel too good when it’s on the other person’s hand, do it? Laugh out loud!

            In summation, I would like to be friends with foreigners so that I may practice my English to develop it into a tool to make money and protect my homeland.

          • Anon

            It is you who are projecting ponderous not that I am ponderous. And yes there are mistakes in my postings which only occur because these are done on the fly.

            Using the forward slash means you are referring to the same thing in two separate ways. i.e APC/Gunship, cars/autos, pigs/hogs. Not in this case example it is not.

            You’re never concise. Oblique, obtuse, vague, disjointed, unintelligible, rambling, misinformed…yes, but don’t have the temerity to mistake your drivel as pointed and concise.

            I can claim the same of you as well as projecting your unwanted negativity you have no where better to put. But don’t have the temerity to mistake my ‘drivel’ as unpointed and inconcise when you do not even ‘drivel’ to begin with. You can take your answer wherever you want…don’t waste my time telling me where you’ll take it.

            HP, Dyazan’s reading, hurry it up, your identified nuisances are getting too presumptuous. This did not get through the last posting, thus confirming who @terrior is. A certain race posing as another. Good fail. Whatever you say now is worth only as much as the colour of your words.

          • mr. weiner

            Didn’t this start out as an argument about breast size? Now it’s turned into a dick measuring contest.
            Personally I think you’re all acting like tits :]

  • Alex

    Ew, she’s got such gross cleavage. First picture looks like flat chicken fillets on a ribcage, second picture looks like half tennis balls stuck on her…

    • Dat Ankle

      Grow a pair and appreciate that shes willingly flaunting her breast to you. None of us will probably ever see something like that happening irl so just be happy its happening now through photos.

      • Marsvin

        You’ve never seen anything like this in real life? Do you live in Amish country? :D

      • Alex

        ahahah where on earth do you live? Marsvin must be right about the Amish community…

        Pretty face but poor rack scraped into cleavage with the bra. Not worthy of any this drama.

    • Mechanized

      it means their real tits and she doesn’t have a bra on. guess you’ve experienced boobs before.

      • Mechanized

        it means their real tits and she doesn’t have a bra on. guess you’ve never experienced boobs before.

        • Quinon

          You have a strange definition of “real”

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            Hey everybody, let’s not fight! The best definition is: if I can touch them, then they’re real.

    • typingfromwork

      Yeah, they’re supposed to be “natural”. And they are. They just look faker than late 80′s porn star tits.

      Those pictures she’s signing look better than what she has on.

    • Just John

      We haven’t seen this for a while, so figured I should repost:
      Rodney Carrington – Show them to me:

      Oh it seems to me this whole world’s gone crazy
      There’s too much hate and killin goin on
      But when I see the bare chest of a woman
      My worrys and my problems are all gone
      No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
      Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

      Show them to me, show them to me
      Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
      They’d look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I’m sure you’ll agree
      If you got, two fun bags,
      Show them to me

      I don’t care if they don’t match or ones bigger than the other
      You could show me one, and I’ll imagine the other
      Even if you’re really old, theres nothing wrong
      Don’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad, they’re just a little long

      Show them to me, show them to me
      Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
      Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I’ll be
      If you got, dos chichi’s,
      Show them to me

      I’ve met a lot of them, but never one I’ve hated
      Even if you’ve had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
      Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
      If you’re a big fat man I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see yours toooo

      Show them to me, show them to me
      Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
      Just lean back and show your rack and I’ll be in ecstasy
      If you got two casabas
      Show them to me

      All the world will live in harmony
      It’ll do you good, it’ll give me wood, we’ll make history
      If you love your country, I’m gonna say it one more time,
      I said if you love your country yea
      Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cWiWj–8E

      No such thing as bad boobies.

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        I’m unabashedly pro-tit. I advocate a platform of equal tittage compensation. The cost of tittage should be vigilance, but more often than not people don’t get it. Thus, the sad case of when tittage goes bad, see here:
        http://shanghaiist.com/2011/12/06/liu_yuxin_demonstrates_how_not_to_w.php

        My rant on that page still rings true.

        • Tengu

          @J.J. and T – Didn’t we have a discussion many months ago in which it was decided we never met a titty we didn’t like?

          I did enjoy your head to knob metric standards posited above, but I’m afraid ole blue eyes is on something…so I’ll keep it sub-rosa!

        • Tengu

          You are the penultimate ranter…and we bow to you!

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            Countrymen, lend me your ears,

            a dark pestilence has befallen this great community: it has destroyed our brotherhood, eroded our confidence and shattered our unity. Are we not, as we have always been, beholders of the intrinsic value of tittage? Are we not borne of the same willingness to leer, to sup at the magnificent mammaries that beckon with merry memories that are wont to linger at the boners they inspire?

            Nay! That which unites us shall not be the sword that cleaves us! Tittage is the very thrust that fires our lust for life and life of lust, but yet it endangers our precarious unity by acting as the fulcrum to which our harmony balances upon. Your humble servant asks you: is our scale of astheticism to be overturned by an arbitrary amount, just because a bra-cup overfloweth?

            Never! As such, are we to be assuaged by some puffy proffer of pulchritude in the form of a refrigerator door left open to expose two Jello moulds left out to cool before the morrow church picnic? Tittage connoisseurs, enthusisasts, sommeliers all – let us not quibble upon the size of the milk mound, but yet let us not conflate size with quality! We want quality! Tittage deserves quality! We are gentlemen, and we have gentlemen boners!

            Brothers [points finger]: this Gan Lulu serves to make a mockery of us all with such a low-class serving of due-date expired milk products that singes our basest desires through the use of the cheapest parlour prestigitation and sleight of hand. This use of fashion is an outrage and abomination; it is a heresy to all that value tittage as a pristine lechery to honor.

            Gan Lulu is cheap! Her breasts are a mockery! That dress is horrific! It’s this ungodly dress material that threatens us all by making us believe what it shows us is the truth! Nay! Never!
            THIS! IS! SPANDEX!

      • Hoppy1

        Not bad at all…a little sacchrine for my taste, though a heart warming proposal none the less. I prefer Boooooob Scotch!!! Booob Scotch on the rocks!!!! Either way, a most noble sentiment…
        Now please enjoy….Bob Log the 3rd and “Boob Scotch”

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6mn10oWg4M Hoppy1

          • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6mn10oWg4M Hoppy1

            hhhmmmmmmm….I do apologize. For reasons unknown to me the link refuses to present itself in the reply after cutting and pasting. Coupled with the fact my replies are appearing in this ridiculous and unnecessarily large box…I believe I shall simply suggest you search this, spiritually uplifting tune on your own.

  • McCurry

    Straight from Paris Hilton’s playbook, bravo!

  • Gay Azn Boi

    Why is it that women can become famous just by dressing scantily and showing their cleavage, but if a man were to show, for example, his butt crack in public, he would get ridiculed?

    I demand equal rights for men!

    • Tengu

      Call a plumber to have your sink fixed…

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        Flag-raising won’t occur at the “crack of Don” where plumbers are concerned.

    • Capt. WED

      because women are gay as fuck that’s why!

      BTW I saw some hardcore lesbos on the streez today.

    • Miki

      Don’t appeal to us, it ain’t women who are behind the fuss. You can’t have a man being portrayed even remotely sexually in media without a hurricane of moaning and whining from insecure straight guys.

      • Tengu

        C’mon I open my GQ and Esquire all the time and there’s a dude from Dolce and Gabbana or Prada jamming his nuts in my face.

        Generally, I’m just jealous and turn the page…

        • Gay Azn Boi

          I wish my bf could look like those models :(

  • Dat Ankle

    Bless that dress for showing off her lovely boobs

    (but wtf is going on with the sleeves and hemline?)

  • typingfromwork

    Those are called big, apparently.

    Not impressed.

    That dress is horribly cut, makes her breasts look more droopy than they actually are. Get some push-ups, girl!

  • Irvin

    What the fuck is this?

  • Ryo

    Granted she has a nice body but that head’s gotta go. And what’s with that cheap dress? Guess no designer brands want to be affiliate with her.

  • andywattbulb

    Big tits or big head?

  • GodsHammer

    Boobies are ok. Ok sized and pretty well shaped, however, SHE has AGED a lot since the first story. Also, guys….these are not HUGE. We can’t call these balloons or anything…

    • Anon

      Between small and medium. Not even properly medium.

  • SuperHappyCow

    Looks like my ex, except not as pretty, smaller boobs, and shorter.

    Rating = 7

    • 山炮 ShanPao

      your ex must be fucking hideous… step up your game munch-kin.

      • SuperHappyCow

        probably a 8.5, she was pretty good

        dthis lady is pretty good, too. she’s probably a really nice lady. I’m betting that entirely on the picture with the stuffed animals!!

  • Tengu

    You dudes must be getting the most prime pussy on earth.

    I be all over that “vazina”*

    *skar
    Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    “Internet celebrity Gan Lulu’s appearance at car show causes chaos”

    • Anon

      The weak minded will feel chaos when a medium-small not even naked woman appears. Chaos for some of us would be a APC/Gunship guarded UN outpost being raided by camel riding nomads with stingers alongside Libya-esque car gangs.

      2nd Amendment Rights for China ! Meanwhile we’ll have to make do with gold plated AKs that shoots Chiclets for a start . . .

      • Tengu

        Actually my ponderous friend they’re AC-130 Gunships AKA Spectres AKA Spookies. Modified versions of the C-130 Hercules.

        The Vulcans alone can dump a round every 2 SQ IN on a plot the size of a football field in less that 2 seconds.

        “APC” (LOL) – You’re playing too many video games!

        • Anon

          Which part of then comment was ponderous? Concise is not to be confused with ponderous. Vulcan = Lead Farming. If not APCs, what do you call those semi-tank form vehicles the UN uses?

          • Tengu

            YOU are ponderous, not the comment.

            The comment was simply horrific usage of the English language masked as some sort of insight, which is typical.

            Using the forward slash means you are referring to the same thing in two separate ways. i.e APC/Gunship, cars/autos, pigs/hogs.

            An APC is NOT a Gunship and “Vulcan” besides being the Roman God of Fire, is also a 20mm Gatling gun used on “Gunships.”

            You’re never concise. Oblique, obtuse, vague, disjointed, unintelligible, rambling, misinformed…yes, but don’t have the temerity to mistake your drivel as pointed and concise.

            I’ll take my answer off the air…don’t waste your time.

          • Anon

            It is you who are projecting ponderous not that I am ponderous. And yes there are mistakes in my postings which only occur because these are done on the fly.

            Using the forward slash means you are referring to the same thing in two separate ways. i.e APC/Gunship, cars/autos, pigs/hogs. Not in this case example it is not.

            You’re never concise. Oblique, obtuse, vague, disjointed, unintelligible, rambling, misinformed…yes, but don’t have the temerity to mistake your drivel as pointed and concise.

            I can claim the same of you as well as projecting your unwanted negativity you have no where better to put. But don’t have the temerity to mistake my ‘drivel’ as unpointed and inconcise when you do not even drivel to begin with. You can take your answer wherever you want…don’t waste my time telling me where you’ll take it.

            HP, Dyazan’s reading, hurry it up, your identified nuisances are getting too presumptuous.

          • Tengu

            “Using the forward slash means you are referring to the same thing in two separate ways. i.e APC/Gunship, cars/autos, pigs/hogs. Not in this case example it is not.

            So you’ve decided to make up your own grammatical rules…odd, but expected.

            S/B “Not in this case/example it is not.”

  • Ray

    Whats with the serious head enlargement on the photo with her and the car, seriously that is freaky if that had not been shopped or something

  • Blackychan

    Every posting above me is gay. Leave her to me

  • Capt. WED

    Chinasmack is total unsportmanlike conduct.

  • Ziccy

    look how light skinned this bitch is

  • Miki

    Wow, disproportionate anger.

    Why is there even anger at all? Women have tits, this is not news.

  • robin yates

    if you prefer small breasts come to the Philippines or any where in South East Asia

    • hooots

      What are you talking about? I was with a Filipino last night and hers were bigger than Gan Lu Lu’s. There are nice boobies everywhere.

  • Anon

    Look at the comments to see how conservative and self conscious the Chinese are. This is kinda ballroom style actually though not Chinese style for certain.

    Watch some of those reality shows. Gan Lulu’s dress is more formal than the below and the comments aren’t as narrow as those here ! 3rd world’s the word ! It’s not like Gan Lulu’s the Emperor’s 100 ranked concubine or some special lineage personality to need to be that demure !

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2069759/TOWIE-Sam-Faiers-shows-cleavage-Chloe-Sims-Maria-Fowler-hit-town.html

  • dilladonuts

    soo many of you guys are acting like a bunch of hater faggots

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      Not fair. Fags have taste in fashion, whereas “tatas with a name” is displaying none.

  • eddie9684

    I would titty fuk her any day, and I dont think any guy wouldn’t ..

    • GodsHammer

      How? Have you ever tried the infamous titty fuck? It’s kind of boring…even on tits 2x as large (which is the bare minimum to even classify as a fuckable titty.

      • eddie9684

        just saying man, her tits not bad at all.. she is also kind of cute and i think people should stop being jealous and call her a slut.. she is what she is

  • dim mak

    Don’t see what the big deal is, those tits aren’t that great

  • Regina

    I think we all know Gan Lulu is ‘famous’ just because she has big breast. It’s like…what are you 12? Like someone else said Japan has porn with breasts the size of watermelons (seriously), and this girl wears a dress showing a little cleavage and Chinese men either think she’s a huge slut or they can’t handle is and their penises explode. They’re so sexually immature but sexually frigid at the same time. It’s strange. You’d think the two would cancel each other out.

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      China is a land of contrasts; there are so many of these it’s this, but that scenerios: Chinese value modesty, but will flaunt wealth; Chinese value customs and manners, but will act belligerant and uncouth; Chinese value the Golden mean, but will act extremely, and the like.

      And: exploding penises. What’s not to like? The universe started with a Big Bang, and for some of us each night ends the same way too as a happy ending.

      Frankly, we need more exploding penises. An exploded penis is a better world. So, light a fuse under your neighbor and set off some fireworks.

      • WB

        Just from reading your comments, it seems like there is about 1 Chinese person in the world.

        Stop hating. I just don’t understand why if someone look down on Chinese so much, that he spend so much of his life hanging around a website dedicated solely to the worst side of Chinese people.

        The only explanation I seem to come up with is that you are just angry that you are Chinese too and the average Chinese is to inferior to your taste, and they are embarrassing you and dragging you down? Don’t seem likely to be the answer, but I am confused why you waste your time if you only hate them.

      • mr. weiner

        @WB He wasn’t hating on the chinese, he was talking about combining 2 of his favorite things:fireworks and his penis.
        I much prefer the Taiwanese martial art of “hanging weights off your testicles” . True masters of this can of course tow a truck or bus which is a much more useful skill than busting bricks or boards. More community minded and less mess to clean up. Exploding dicks is all well and good as a party trick, but would take a while to clean up and that burnt smell would take days to get rid of.
        Also unless you have some kind of Promethian ability to re-generate your reproductive organs you’d have to use a prosthesis of some kind which would be fakery.

  • Money Is Power

    Hooray…wait…no sextape? Sorry Miss Gan…no sextape then no universal fame for you.

  • Vonskippy

    China has a population of 1.7 billion, yet half of them act like 10 year old boys giggling over some cleavage and the other half like 90 year old christian spinsters bitching about showing a little skin.

    China – how did you get to have sooooooo many freaking people without understanding how sex works?

    • Xiongmao

      By don’t understanding how sex works.

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      By 5000 years of repression in which the spectre of sex is used as a society control upon the 老百姓

    • WB

      Really it is only probably within the last several decades in the west that sex became so liberal and apparently everyone knows “how sex works”. I mean, sorry? China didn’t keep up with the western zeigeist and they don’t have the most trendy values? You want an apology?

      Also, 1.7 billion?

  • k

    Those r not big at all…….below avg in usa, germany, latin america…..plus shes using tape to push them up and together to make them appear bigger then they r. If thats all it takes to be considered huge in china, then chinese men would shit themselves if they ever went to a non asian country and saw how much more developed and proportioned non asians r.

    • Alex

      so true

    • Jay K.

      k, as a Yankee from the land of “eye-talians” aka new york, i just want to say sure overall american chicks have bigger tits, but then again majority of american women are fat cows to begin with.

      perhaps im bias since i prefer nice slender long legs on a girl, the rack is like the cherry on top i do admit, but even my gay friend back home told me before, one of the reasons why he went gay was cottage cheese just seems to collect on the thighs and waist of american girls. and dont give me any talk of the last pure american girls are comin from the midwest, those corn fed girls weigh in more than the cattle hauled in to the ft. worth stockyards.

      latin american girls yes they are hot, god so hot and perfect..until they get married and all that guacamole dip just makes them look like a poster child for diabetes.

      in a sense latinas and russian chicks are the same, hot and sexy but once they start popping out the stains i put on their bedsheets, they become gargantuan

  • http://mainlandhotties.com Shuai Ge

    With so many hot women in China, why anyone would want to look at Gan Lulu god knows!

    • eattot

      first:
      not many hot women in china, not at all, some look good but dress ugly or decent, some dress sluty but ugly face…you can have a walk in shanghai, in day time, hardly find a beauty besides crowded malls or expensive streets, let alone dress sexy…at night, you can see some in xintiandi, if your not a man, or do not wanna pay.
      second: she let all people see her nude for free, she gets some fame,that’s why people notice her. real beauties or famous actress they do not do it like this, they do not have to .
      nothing wrong with her,so many girls sleep with producers to get a small role even get nothing at last.
      china still so far away from japan at this point.

  • marc mooney

    She is jaw-dropping gorgeous. I am happy for girls like this who use their sexual power, as women have done always. Nothing new here. And I’ll bet she is as intelligent as she is beautiful. Glad to see Chinese women cashing in Kardashian-style.

  • hotyakfat

    I would slip her a length

  • URMOMM

    hypocrite Chinese again

    u guys all would fuck her if u had a chance but now u talk bad about her :)

  • mystery_man

    She isn’t anything special….but those looks soft…

  • Justin

    American sluts can out-slut this slut. I would easily put Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton up against her any day. And once they were “up against her” I would film it and make millions.

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      Technology deficit! China needs to bridge the slut-technology deficiency with the States! Quick, obtain state-security slut prototypes and reverse-engineer them!

  • Tristan

    My goodness she is an ugly milf

    • mr. weiner

      But since you say she is a “Milf” you’d still like to give her dog a bone hmm?

  • gabriel

    mother and daughter both whores…

    of attention… lol

  • gungun

    Balloons?? hihi..

  • Michele

    Is this an article from 50 years ago? Wow she has boobs. Damn I’ve seen girls in skimpy bikinis selling motercycles even plant cabinets next dog food probably. As a matter of fact that’s all you see on the internet. She’s actually very demure by internet standards. Pretty dress nice boobs what’s the problem or rather who’s the problem.

  • Dubhops

    yo girl let me get dem digits girl

  • Doug

    I give her 3 out of 5 cucumbers!

  • Ames

    Blegh… no taste!

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