“Five Stripe Young Pioneer” T-Shirts Being Sold On Taobao

12-year-old Huang Yibo is a "five stripe" Young Pioneer of China.

Two weeks ago, we reported about Huang Yibo, a 12-year-old Chinese boy in Wuhan, in “Overachieving Chinese Boy Looks Like Party Boss, Ridiculed“. He became famous after media reports of his accomplishments and ambitions as a member of the China’s Young Pioneers organization. He then became infamous after Chinese netizens circulated the photographs he posted on his own blog featuring him wearing the well-known red scarf that is the uniform symbol of Young Pioneers, leading other children at school, and him posing like government of Communist Party leaders.

One thing netizens noted in his photos was the five-stripe badge on his sleeve that he seemed to wear everywhere. They noted this because in the Young Pioneers organization, the normal highest “rank” should only be three stripes. So why does he have five stripes?

Now, you too can be a 5-stripe Young Pioneer just like Huang Yibo!

Five Stripe Young Pioneer T-Shirt.

Many “five stripe” or “five bar” t-shirts have begun appearing on popular Chinese ecommerce website Taobao, featuring different colors and designs but all including the now infamous “five-stripe badge”, usually printed on the t-shirt as being “pinned” on the upper left-hand sleeve:

Taobao search results for "five stripe" and "t-shirts".

Some other designs:

A "five bar" Young Pioneer t-shirt making fun of Huang Yibo.A "five stripe" Young Pioneer t-shirt poking fun of Huang Yibo.

A "five stripe" badge in a sanitary napkin t-shirt.A "five stripe" Young Pioneer t-shirt parodying Huang Yibo.

  • dilladonuts

    Sofa

    Smug boy shirts, would be much better without the lil red tie

  • http://encyclopediadramatica.com/China Elijah

    That’s actually pretty damn ingenious and funny.

    Props to whoever thought it up. That kid will never live down his or his family’s stupidity… Hahahahahahaha

    Song of the Article:

    “I’m Too Sexy”

    by

    Right Said Fred

    10 Cents!!!!

    • Boris

      I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the kid, the T-shirt, you finding it funny, or me thinking you’re stupid for finding it funny. Either way we’re all fucked. And I’ve been led to believe people are getting smarter…

      • Patrick

        How little you know.

      • http://encyclopediadramatica.com/China Elijah

        Why would I be ridiculous for finding it funny?

        It’s pretty good satire considering most chinese humour falls flat for most people who are not chinese.

        The kid and his family were so desperate to show off and it was so obviously forced, then it was pointed out that he had five stripes instead of the highest 3 stripes. It would be as obvious as a general with 8 stars.

        The fact that I’ve had to explain this is actually the most ridiculous thing here.

        Good job on killing the joke……..

        • Boris

          If you take pleasure watching some twelve-year-old get emotionally spit-roasted in public then I guess you could call it funny.

          • http://encyclopediadramatica.com/China Elijah

            Let his spit-roasted corpse serve as an example and deterrent for all the other Mao-wannabes out there…

            How’s that 2×4? Most proctologists don’t recommend what you’re doing…

          • Boris

            It takes time getting used to it, but in the end it’s worth the discomfort.

  • Irvin

    Who’s gonna buy this shit?

    But anyway sooner or later, commercialism always wins.

    • Alikese

      Chengdude.

      Next question?

  • Anonanon

    This is neat.
    Simple and effective.

  • KfU

    this guy reminds me of a cousin of my missus. . . he has these stripe things – and it’s all you ever hear about. . .

    his parents used to phone us up and give us a monthly report of how he was doing at school. . .

    . . . things came to a head when they invited themselves round one saturday so that he could give us a solo oboe concert (i shit you not!).

    . . . they’re now banned from our apartment

    I know it marks me down as an utter moron – but every time I see a picture of Huang Yibo, i just want to punch him in the face. . .

    • Xiaolong

      I really dislike arrogant people, specially if they’re adults! It’s so sad to meet someone that childish who has already grown up.

  • GodsHammer

    I’m gonna buy one… BWAHAHAHA!!!

  • chengdude

    Five stripes on a maxi pad…brilliant!

    And yeah, I’m firing up the Taobao account right now…

  • CND Icehole

    Such a sweet t-shirt, i’m ordering several to hand out to some of my students.

    Fauna: what’s your size and i’ll get you one too. Meet me at Windows Scoreboard next week to pick it up. Drinks on me….

  • George

    Erm… Does “I Love Choc” not have the same connotations in China?

  • Leeyue

    ROFL…Huan Yi Bo should reserve the copyright, btw.

  • fouManChu

    Ok, a question, If a lowai wears one of these in downtown beijing will the fenging try to beat you up or give you a high five?

    • anon

      I think they might just give scowl at you from afar but you’d probably get quite a few knowing smiles and impressed laughs from most other people.

  • bobiscool

    ah, this explains it. I was wondering where the hell five bars came from, I thought the ssytem might have changed…

  • CHNinUSA

    I believe most western don’t get the sarcasm behind of all the mock on this event

    • Marsvin

      I believe most Westerners have no idea this is even happening ;)

  • Cool Matt

    Why stop at 5 bars?

  • http://theworldaccordingtowoman.wordpress.com/ Woman

    This boy makes me chuckle…. and then pity him.
    It is a wee bit on the sad side all this isn’t it?

    I wonder what is happening withe the money being made from the sale of these shirts?

    I want one of these shirts but I want my stripes to glow in the dark!

  • http://unblockfacebookinchina.info/access-facebook-in-china Rod

    Sweet. I’m totally going to get one of these…and then have everyone ask me why I’m wearing it.

    I’ll love the extra attention

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