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Guo Meimei Responds to Red Cross Controversy – Part 3

by on Sunday, September 25, 2011 109 comments comments

Guo Meimei in tears during her interview with Lang Xianping.

Last time, we learned that Guo Meimei’s mother is a financial genius and that Wang Jun, Guo Meimei’s godfather/boyfriend, could not have possibly been corrupt. Oh, and Professor Lang really likes to talk.

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The Inquiry

Guo Meimei: Because when we were coming back from Shenzhen to Beijing, that day when I got off the plane, reporters were taking—

Lang Xianping: Right, we saw this. We have all the information here today. We have a whole stack, can you see? So our information—

Lang makes a point to flip through the stack of paper on his lap, to show that he’s done his homework. Here, Guo ACTUALLY HAS TO INTERRUPT HIM in order to say something.

Guo: Because the second and third day after we returned… The second day the police requested we go in for an investigation.

Lang: Right, when was this? When you came back to Beijing from Shenzhen?

Guo: Right. We were in the police station for ten hours answering questions. The third day—we were recording our confession—and they were asking us all kinds of questions related to this—

Mother: Inquiry.

Guo: Right, inquiry.

Lang: You two went together?

Mother: She doesn’t understand. It was an inquiry.

Lang: You can’t say “recording a confession,” you two are not criminals. [Laughs]

Mother: She doesn’t understand.

Lang: She’s still young. She’s said a lot of things that are quite funny.

Lang: So, you went with her?

Mother: Correct.

Lang: So you spent two days, each day you recorded ten hours or so.

Mother: Right, it was an inquiry. The first day was ten hours, the second was eleven hours or so.

Lang: So what you said during the inquiry is the exactly the same as what you’re telling me now?

Guo and her mother: Yes, exactly the same.

Guo Meimei and her Hermes bag.

Guo Meimei and her Hermes bag.

Mama’s Got a Brand New Bag

Now, onto the question of her many Hermes bags, which were featured in some pictures on her microblog.

Lang: So, on your microblog you also posted a lot of pictures. You have a lot of Hermes bags, a lot of designer bags, right?

Guo: I want to clarify something…

Mother: I bought those bags.

Lang: Where did you buy them?

Mother: I bought them in Shenzhen.

Lang: You bought them in Luohu, right?

Mother: Yes.

Lang: In Luohu Department store, right? All the bags there are fake, right?

Guo: Yeah, only two are real, the rest are fake.

Lang: Which two are real?

Guo: The green one is real, the other is orange.

Lang: Both are Hermes? Who gave them to you?

Guo: One of them my mom bought. And the green one…

Lang: You bought a real one. You gave her a real one, right?

Mother: I wouldn’t say gave. It’s mine, but she often uses my bags.

Lang: What color is this real bag?

Guo and her Mother: Orange.

Lang: The orange one is real, and you [Guo Meimei] also use it?

Mother: Right, she uses mine.

Lang: Who gave you the green one?

Guo: My father gave it to me. My godfather.

Mother: Because I watch the news, and the’re all saying a bunch of stuff that isn’t true.

Lang: Right, and it keeps getting uglier. The more they say the worse it gets.

Mother: Right, it’s all lies. They say she… anyway, in reality all the human flesh search engine stuff is not true. A lot of it isn’t true.

A strange thing happens here. There is a cut to a camera which zooms in on Guo as she starts to cry. Guo dabs at her nose and rubs the discharge on her hand as if it were moisturizer. Because the cut is so jarring and not continuous, it might have caused some viewers to assume that the crying was an act.

Lang: You didn’t let her come out [to talk to the media], what was your thought process? Did you want to lie low or what?

Mother:I don’t know, I thought this stuff would blow over in a day or two…

Lang: A lot of things blow over in a day or two.

Mother: Right, I didn’t anticipate that after more than a month there would still be people insulting [her]. When I saw it I was very angry.

Lang: But you two just decided to not make any clarification?

Mother: No, but later on I thought that maybe we still had to come out—we had to come out and make things clear. So that’s why we’re here today.

[Guo's mother and Lang laugh]

During this exchange Guo is crying and finally her mother fishes out a tissue and gives it to her. Then there is an abrupt cut, probably made in the editing room in the interest of time.

The Apology

Guo: I always say the wrong thing; it’s been like that my whole life. Either I stay out of trouble, or if I get into trouble—

Lang: You get into big trouble.

Guo: I get into grave trouble. I didn’t do it on purpose, I didn’t know.

Lang: Although I believe that in your whole life you’ve never caused this much of a stir. You certainly have gotten into a lot of trouble. With respect to this situation, which has itself caused so many negative effects, can you tell our audience sincerely and honestly what you’re feeling inside right now?

Guo: I want to say that I am truly very sorry.

Lang: Why?

Guo: I know I’m vain, and tweet that kind of stuff that many common people might not be able to accept. They wonder why her life is so good while they have to work so hard. Actually, I’m deep down a pretty kind person. I wasn’t like this before, maybe girls…

Lang: What does, “wasn’t like this before” mean? What were you like before?

Guo: I wasn’t this extravagant before.

Lang: How long ago was “before”?

Guo: Before I came to Beijing, really. Before I turned 18. I went to Beijing when I was 18.

Lang: Why did you become vain only after arriving in Beijing?

Guo: I don’t know if it was because I got older and encountered society or what. Before, at home, I would conserve electricity and water. If there were a lot of lights on in the house, I would tell my mom to turn off all the lights, tell her not to waste electricity. I said I was afraid that in the future, my children, or my children’s children, wouldn’t have electricity. Because electricity is generated by water, right?

Lang: That isn’t important, that isn’t important. [Laughs]

Guo: Because the earth has a water shortage right?

Lang: That isn’t important. Let’s not get off topic, otherwise netizens will insult you. Continue, continue.

Guo: So after I went to Beijing, like I went to the Beijing Film Academy for a one-year training course. Afterward, I started acting and met some people in society, even I noticed that I was becoming…

Lang: Mrs. Guo, you two live together. Why do you think she underwent this transformation after going to Beijing? She might not be able to explain it clearly, right? Could it be because of the people you met? Did the film school have a somewhat negative effect on you?

Guo: I wouldn’t say “negative.”

Lang: Uh oh, I brought up film school. That’s going to cause a stir.

Guo: Better not say that.

Guo says this as a joke and both she and Lang chuckle. The tone of the interview has changed so much and you can see Guo’s guard come down. Too bad it’s almost over.

Guo: After I entered society, everyone was very… girls liked to compete with each other.

Lang: What kind of friends do you have? Where did you make these friends? Why would they like competition?

Guo: Where did I make these friends… Actually, if you make me say right now exactly which friends, of course I can’t remember.

Lang: Whatever you do, do not say their names.

Mother: No, she usually just hangs out with her classmates.

Lang: Classmates from film school, right?

Mother: Right.

Lang: About your daughter’s transformation, how do you usually educate her?

Mother: Transformation… Actually, I probably spoiled her from when she was little. Because I’m a single-parent; she doesn’t have a father. I always wanted to give her a little more love…

Lang: Speak candidly. I can understand this. Our audience will understand as well. You are a single-parent family. [Abrupt cut] Well, what do you want to do next?

Mother: Probably get into the entertainment industry.

Lang: Do you have any special plans?

Guo: Not at the moment.

Lang: Wait till things quiet down first?

Guo: I wanted to use Professor Lang’s show in order to clarify some things first.

Lang: Right, the clarifications you made today are very important. Through this opportunity… Let me talk about my personal views. I think the biggest harm to this society is the whole “Business General Manager of the Red Cross” affair.

Guo: I know.

Lang: A rock created a tidal wave. All of the Red Cross’ operational details, thanks to you, have been exposed to the entire country. Of course, this is also a chance for the Red Cross to reform itself. Indeed, if you receive donations and such from us common people, you must have an explanation—you have to take some responsibility. But it doesn’t matter what we say, even though you yourself made an honest mistake—of course I can criticize you for doing something wrong—but with regards to the Red Cross… This time, including the release of donation platform information, especially regarding future reform of China’s charities, or privatization itself, you certainly have been the biggest biggest impetus. Actually, I believe that we don’t want the Red Cross to regress, and we also don’t want the Red Cross to collapse. This is definitely not what we want. We want is for the Red Cross to take charge of allocating donations, manage projects well, decentralize power, and be fair, equitable, and transparent. This ought to be one positive outcome of the “Guo Meimei Incident”.

Of course, at the end of our program I have to say, I cannot help you confirm all that you have said. I believe our audience’s eyes are keen. As long as you have made things clear, I believe our friends in the audience will give you the most fair assessment. This is also this interview’s most important purpose. But more importantly, I hope that through the “Guo Meimei Incident” our Red Cross can better satisfy the expectations of their patrons, better satisfy the expectations of our society, alright? Thank you for watching, we’ll see you same time next week!

Comments from ifeng:

寻觅的人:

It’s very obvious this is slander against those who are just. It is a counteroffensive from the corrupt.

huangbole:

There’s a quote that goes something like this: “Power does not come from guns or bullets; power comes from lies. If you expose someone else’s lies, then you are challenging their power.” My fellow countrymen, only if you wipe your own eyes to see clearly can you prevent yourself from continually being deceived by others.

欣欣勿自私:

Is there really no one who will fight for the people?

lsg601:

I support Professor Lang. Don’t disbelieve everything.

xwyy123:

I hope they don’t censor this, I want to watch it again.

bao7881169:

There are still some people who don’t understand that Guo is a piece of stinky dog shit. Whoever touches her stinks too.

爱在东方:

Guo Meimei, only by being low-key, only by admitting wrongdoing will you receive netizens’ sympathy. Please don’t try to sensationalize yourself again.

Comments from Tianya:

沙发专座:

Mmm, the tears came a little early. Just because you’re acting doesn’t mean you can start crying prematurely; it wasn’t the right part. So fake.

越野车越玩:

The Guo Meimei incident continues to ferment~~~~~A shanzhai Red Cross falls! And now a Lang Xianping falls too~~~Great job Guo MM~~~~Please continue~!

byff:

They [Guo Meimei and her mother] are just tools. How many people in the world do not end up becoming tools? Let’s see how the Red Cross decides to end this.

zly503:

One Guo Meimei doesn’t matter. Even if there are ten or a hundred of her, it doesn’t matter. The important thing is how this organization called the Red Cross decides to reform and go on. Don’t let it be led astray. Also, poor Professor Lang, cherish your reputation.

又白说了:

Mistress Guo, you really think your mom is a [Warren] Buffet Super Master Stock Goddess? A few ten-thousand yuan can earn a few million? This crafty Wang Jun is your ATM? The things you say are even faker than official news reports. You all can believe it if you want; either way, I won’t believe it!

qwaszx2200:

These days! The chengguan do the police’s job. Official cars do the public transit’s job. Mistresses do a spy’s/mole’s job. Netizens do a detective’s job. Microblogs do the media’s job. Godfathers do a boyfriend’s job!

Return to Part 1 and Part 2.

  • Foreign Devil

    Chesterfield! right? right? right?

    • mr. weiner

      So far , so good I suppose.
      All this whole stupid guo mei mei bulldust has proved is what we knew already.” Socialism with Chinese caracteristics” is a currupt POS government that allows rich SOBs to suck the life blood out of the poor [not that democratic govt is anything to crow about], but only the truely clueless ones like this stupid cow:Guo mei mei will get caught and sacrificed on the alter of public opinion.

    • Tengu

      Leather with tufting, elegant choice.

  • Chloe

    So I’m a latecomer to the Guo Mei Mei situation. Can someone summarize the whole sequence of events for me? Thanks!

    • Tengu

      High level – A loud mouthed bimbo for an “Uncle” flaunting excessive monies. Most likely she and her mother are getting money to keep quiet and not expose the higher ups until it all blows over.

      Tough to come in at this [point….flaws in my summary, they will e pointed out…give it a minute.

      If this was the Italians, she and mommy dearest would be in the trunk of a boosted car with stolen out of states plates gathering dust in an airport satellite parking lot, loud mouths do not “flourish”

      In Naples, two kids on a small bike would have killed them in the street and left them there, we’ve adopted different polices in the US…baby steps.

      “Chloe” – a good perfume by Lagerfeld!

    • Tengu

      And all her interviews take place at Versailles…

    • http://www.ethansenglishcafe.com Ethan

      Girl online shows excessive wealth and claims to work for a Red Cross organization. Internet goes nuts claiming she’s too rich and must be stealing/getting money from Red Cross. She gets freaked out by the sudden fame, says she made up the job and doesn’t work for red cross, gets her money and crap from rich “godfather” and mother. Internet continues freaking out. She goes on TV and does this interview. Internet continues freaking out.

      The Aristocrats!

  • coala banana

    i am the only one who thinks that she looks definitely bellow average ? I anyway can’t understand why men keep mistresses. My understanding is that at the end of the month they costs you multiple time more then a good hooker. While the principe is the same, sex and “fun” for money/presents, the mistress costs you more and in addition gives you more trouble. Can’t see the benefit of that. My former chinese business partner bought his “girlfriend” a brand new Audi A6, just for one time sex. Either he was just dumb or too horny or did not have sexual experience whats or ever. Looking at Guo meimei’s body language she lies 90% of the time, she looks like she carries deep inferior complexes with her, has skin problems and not really an attractive body and face, which means I wouldn’t even gave her the opportunity to give me a foot rub. Her mother on the other side look pretty much doable, she has that mean look and arrogant behavior, comes across selfish, exactly the way I like them, down and dirty. Nothing better then a experienced milf buddha head. Reminds me of my neighbor lady I had once a relation with, cheating on her husband. No words exchanged with her ever, but she was one of the best fuckies i ever had.

    • eattot

      because fuckers as you who just want free sex then after sex bullshit around or internet like no any woman can catch their eyes unless super model or whatever…
      that’s why some women would like to be mistress not look for stupid love any more. some men like to spend money on women, some do not, but to be frank, normally rich chinese men are more generous.

      • King Tubby

        I think there is some biography speaking here.

        • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

          LifeTime MOtW: “eattot: Stupid love no more”

          Synopsis: Chinese Mary Tyler Moore advances to the big city to find the right man that will send her back 100 years for use as a kept woman.

      • coala banana

        eattot, its true, I am a fucker, no doubt about that. As you can see i don’t even deny it. While i understand your frustration, which i hope is not based on personal experiences, I also admit that i go from time to time to massage houses to get a good foot rub or a body massage with hot stones or glasses. But why i have to find GuoMeiMei attractive and why YOU feel offended about that ? Looking at your picture I found you, even with the mask, better looking and more attractive then this spoiled lazy ass GuoMeiMei. You might be not on the same horny level with her mom, but hey, ask me again in 10 years or so. I don’t care why some women in china like to be mistresses, a wild guess would be that they are just plain lazy to do things on their own, so they use a weak chinese male character (when it comes to sex) and get as much out of it as possible, preferable in a short amount of time, cause youth and beauty of a women don’t last forever as we know. I don’t judge mistresses and have nothing against them, what i found disgraceful are the dumb men which are ready to pay for something they could get BETTER, CHEAPER, LESS troublesome, and most important even better looking. Since having a mistress is more or less a business relationship, which means sex in exchange for money and handbags, why are men such shortsighted and chose the worse of the two evils ? Nearly all the chinese with money which I know have 1-2 mistresses, they cost them a fortune to maintain, and they even have the nerves to call them “girlfriends” ? My personal understanding is that pussy has to be for free, or veeeeery cheap, everything else is nonsense. Maybe i would think different if i would have a small tiny dick, i don’t know. As i said in an earlier post, i feel like a Mandingo in china, had dozens of relations with local girls and women, from teachers, singers, massage girls, waitresses, doctors, my neighbors, I also nailed nearly all of my PA’s except one, 2 HR managers and our companies accountant gave me a BJ in the conference room. Do i think chinese girls are easy to get ? Hell no, its just the benefit when you are a good looking, self confident alpha male which has no problems to take out his big brother in front of a girl, just to check the reaction. You know, women/girls are curious, don’t you agree. Thats the reason I feel disgusted by men which hold them selfs mistresses and pay for something they “could” get for free anywhere at anytime. I think they both male and females carry some deep inferior complexes within themselves, regarding chinese males it could be simple traditional dick-fear, females feeling useless so they want at least let a rich guy pay for their own incompetence which are covered with fake smiles and fake polite behavior.

        • eattot

          coala banana ：
          nothing about persoanl attack, as a woman, i just hate fuckers, that’s it.
          and i know a fucker on this site he will see, this is to both you two.

          • coala banana

            now you talk in puzzles. A women which hates fuckers is strange enough, not that I would dislike to see 2 women going down on each other, don’t understand me wrong, thats kinda exciting too as long as i can take part in it. Now tell us, why you hate fuckers ? Don’t put is male all in the same category just cause some injustice was done to you. Imagine all the girls that no one likes to fuck, isn’t THAT the biggest disrespect towards a women, when she can’t feel like a women? The she must take whatever comes along the way ? Again no disrespect towards mistresses, I hope they can bankrupt all the dumb ass guys, to be always ready to jump into the bed and spread legs for guys with an unproportioned body, tiny small dick and balls which are covered in a nasty hairy bush, half of the teethes rotten, bad breath, spitting and farting around in public, no dressing style at all, clipping toe nails at the dinner table, can’t be paid high enough though. Its very questionable that a women can develop any sort of emotional or sexual feeling for such a guy, except she shares all these same “virtues” with her “client”. I just respect women which show some self respect, cause how i can respect her when she don’t respect herself ? Apart from that why shouldn’t a women fall in love and give it all for free to a good looking, well built masculine, good smelling, well dressed, money in the pocket and a huge didi in his pants ? Thats a no brainer, even for you, and even if its just for a couple of times or just one time, that she finally found someone who knows how to treat a “lady” in public AND in the bed.

          • Tengu

            Banana Hammer,

            Not sure how you seem to think you’re such a ladies man when you would talk to a woman you don’t even know like this, even on the web.

        • hexie

          Actually it is easy for foreign men in China to ‘get’ Chinese girls. You can be 70, fat, balding and broke and still be overrun with offers. We all know why guys like you go to China to get girls- because you can’t get anything back home.

      • Patrick

        Not to pick at you – because I really am not in the mood for the flaming, I’m just curious really. Why does it have to be viewed here (and many other places) as if relationships are for sale? I’m not talking about the do you have a house or a car question. To me this is just the average girl being pragmatic – if not a little naive.

        You get so many Chinese girls saying I want to be independent, “I don’t want to have to rely on a man” and then they really expect you to do everything for them. I’m curious on your perspective of this.

  • http://www.qq.com/1325279774 Kedafu

    Song of the Article

    Lady Marmalade
    -Christina Aguilera (feat. Mya, Pink, Lil’ Kim, Missy Elliott)

  • http://chinashmina.com Augis

    Just a young stupid girl.
    A victim which is like bone thrown to the internet crowd to make people feel that they can get justice.

    • Marsvin

      Patsy, yes probably, but I have a hard time thinking of her as a “victim.”

  • Brett Hunan

    I thought we were through with this chick….
    She keeps coming back. She’ll be haunting my friggin dreams soon.

    I think most people are in agreement that she got used by her sugardaddy, or mom’s sugardaddy, or their sugardaddy. Whoever.

    My sugarmomma bought me a Hermes bag to match hers. Anyone have a problem with that?

    • Anon

      I might. With the prices for a single handbag, one could set up an entire factory with one’s OWN brand and design. Why buy Hermes or any brand as if you needed validation via a brand name consumer good dersigned by someone pretty much no different or better than you?

      • Brett Hunan

        No, she didn’t buy me or herself one of those 100k pieces of leather. So you would more likely be able to buy a nice desk with a cushioned chair to sit on (ouside cause you cant afford no freakin factory) with the same money.

        Why buy it? She likes it. Thats all. No philosophical or deep-rooted emotional reasons.

        –”Why buy Hermes or any brand as if you needed validation via a brand name consumer good dersigned by someone pretty much no different or better than you?”

        Why post on a forum unless you needed validation via response from someone pretty much no different or better than you? We all want validation for one reason or another, my sugarmomma, me, and you are no different.

        • Anon

          a. Why buy it? She likes it. Thats all. No philosophical or deep-rooted emotional reasons.

          Well there you go, a faction of unthinking consumer who sees throwing cash as non issue to enrich already rich brand name companies announces itself. Let the discerning consider the philosophical or deep-rooted emotional reasons.

          To the rest not of the above type – BUY CHINA and INNOVATE your own CHINESE brands. Who needs to send money to Western brand names that are mere brand names, which are mostly manufactured in India and China to begin with?

          b. Why post on a forum unless you needed validation via response from someone pretty much no different or better than you?

          I’m not going to let brand names ride roughshod over the supposed ‘untalented’ and ‘uninnovative’, to allow precious funding to flow out of Asia. This means promoting a sense of confidence in local brand and self branding, as much and as far as possible. It’s not about cost that makes exclusivity, it is selective selling that is true exclusivity. Bring back the caste system and end this culture of waste !

          Consumerist and Capitalist products cheapen the value of the buyer, cause inflation to the detriment of the masses. Brand names are for people with no respect for money or understanding of wider globalist economic wars waged on consumers by mere brand – well we can also make brands.

          c. We all want validation for one reason or another, my sugarmomma, me, and you are no different.

          Fair enough except for the being no different part, validation for people like me at least will partly come from warning the sad dupes keeping up with the Joneses about capital outflows for overpriced similar use brand name products instead of promotion of ‘brand names’ for overpriced overhyped goods. Heck even gems and gold amount to glass baubles and foil on overpriced chocolates.

          There are better ways to validate oneself and enriching foreign companies is the fastest way to destroy one’s own country simply because one childishly ‘likes it’. What are you trying to promote here? Self indulgence by throwing money buying overpriced goods into that bottomless pit you call a soul? Then a few decades down the line we have collections of 1000s of clothes and shoes worn but once on display.

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/1173911.stm

          Wealth distribution is a sign of civilisation, spending on innately valueless and hyped consumer goods is a sign of a conjob or a consumer victim.

          We ARE different, just need to learn how different. Still we’d rather have you being yourself so that we can look down at any enriching foreign brand names and keep our wallets closed until foreign brand hegemony collapses. Wealth distribution (Communism/Socialism) is civilisation, indulgent waste of funds in Capitalism and Consumerism (collect to no end) is what China has no place for.

          Maybe when the starvation and homelessness and wars end, but until then, not a penny or even a workhour for the manipulative brand franchises. The lower class mentality among rich will spend to validate, the rest are a VALUES based citizen (think Blood Diamonds) who will value higher civilisational values that mindless Capitalism or Consumerism which more than 1 world war has been fought for before. With the cost of a luxury good the price of a low cost home, this is unconscionable waste – payoff your credit cards and shred them. If responsible governments are up to it, drop the uncontrollable fiat and switch to Precious Metals.

          Enough of the opinion manipulations that cause people to validate themselves. Any comeback against what I posted, if valid or supportable at all, will be welcome. This is probably not a perfect argument but valid as hell considering the miserable state of some of the world’s citrizens.

          • Brett Hunan

            The beauty with the internet is that you have no idea who anyone is or what their lives are like. Therefore, before you read into “that bottomless pit …..soul” of mine, you shouldn’t assume I covet anything with a name as a status symbol.

            I don’t have to defend anything because it will be in vain… but pride’s a bitch.

            Why do you assume I am Chinese buying foreign goods? Don’t let the name fool you. I did a 2 year stint in Hunan years ago. No, I am an American living in South Korea, who also happens to have residency in Norway. I support Asian, American, and European markets.

            While I agree with a lot of what you say, I simply cannot adhere to your advice. Why? Because I have made my living off of people who covet luxury goods. I should own some of my own, too, to keep up my image to my clients.

            1. You make a lot of asinine assumptions from 1 not-too-revealing piece of information.
            2. “Fair enough except for the being no different part”. That’s not true and you proved it by trying to “educate” me on chinaSMACK. There is no reason or point in “warning the sad dupes keeping up with the Joneses” other than needing others to hear you because you think what you have to say is so damn important. Get over yourself Anon. You want an image too, no matter how cutely you phrase your opposition.
            3. Again, only for my sugarmomma’s sake: “unthinking consumer”? “throwing cash”? My image helps my work and my SM knows it. She only started buying these things for me after the business opened. (business expense)
            4. BTW, if you own ANYTHING name brand you know that makes you a hypocrite and a half.
            5. You can argue semantics but in the end I don’t have to take shit from such a pale guy in really ugly blue sunglasses. Try Chrome hearts, Kufannaw II. SM just got me a pair of those too!

          • Brett Hunan

            Now that I’ve told some reasons why I think your assumptions were wrong, let me approach your points that I at least partly agree on.

            “Who needs to send money to Western brand names that are mere brand names, which are mostly manufactured in India and China to begin with?”
            -No one. Brand names (in many cases) are just names, no more no less.

            “Brand names are for people with no respect for money or understanding of wider globalist economic wars waged on consumers by mere brand – well we can also make brands.”
            -While I don’t fully agree with you on the first part, China and other countries definitely CAN make brands. Do it.

            “Wealth distribution (Communism/Socialism) is civilization, indulgent waste of funds in Capitalism and Consumerism (collect to no end) is what China has no place for.”
            -While your point, that it is not good for China, is valid, there is a place for it and you can tell from walking around anywhere with wealth. It doesn’t effect me much, however.

            “With the cost of a luxury good the price of a low cost home, this is unconscionable waste”
            -It is if you cant afford it. Paying off credit cards and eliminating all forms of debt is vital to any economy. Don’t know why you are preaching this to me.

            Thoughts on Capitalism (you know western countries also have a mix of socialism thrown in right?)- I can only repeat the words of Adam Smith, Milton Friedman, and many others who have better understandings of free market economy better than me. You can do the google work yourself.

            To quote Ayn Rand: “The moral justification of capitalism does not lie in the altruist claim that it represents the best way to achieve “the common good.” It is true that capitalism does—if that catch-phrase has any meaning—but this is merely a secondary consequence. The moral justification of capitalism lies in the fact that it is the only system consonant with man’s rational nature, that it protects man’s survival qua man, and that its ruling principle is: justice.” I remember this from back in uni, but found it again here http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/capitalism.html

      • DRaY

        @Anon,
        As a designer I take offense you your ignorance. I am sure the designers are much different from you, they may be human like you are, but the comparison stops there. Don’t hate!

        • donscarletti

          Sigh, another “designer” who wants to make the case that what they do requires as specific knowledge and ability as a lawyer, doctor or engineer.

          I have yet to meet a designer with a more in-depth knowledge of their field than picking colours and shapes that they personally like, and if their taste is generic enough, other people will like it and it will be marketable.

          • DRaY

            Whoa, whoa… Easy now buddy!!!.. It’s not my fault my ability to pick colors and shapes affords me a 6 figure salary and trips around the world, I kinda feel bad for you. I mean, you probably have to suck a lot of dicks to make that kinda dough. FUCKING HATER

            P.s. I apologize if you job does not involve you giving blowjobs all day, based on your comment I just assumed you were some type of punk ass cocksucker. Sorry

          • Anon

            @DRaY

            Whatever you think you know probably is already open source, you’re just milking the ignorant among employers who are trained to think they can’t pick colours and shapes a unweaned baby or randomiser app could probably do better. I never said designers were the same as me. There is an ABSOLUTE LIMIT on variations of design expression you just don’t want to admit it.

            It’s not about dough, but the system is broken thus allowing people like you to draining your country to death while taking value rather than adding value – with that heavy a carbon footprint from flying about. Very few people deserve a 6 figure salary. That includes the Presidents of virtually all countries much less any ‘suit’.

            A cocksucker brings more value than some overpaid 10 times national average wage conjob. No offense and don’t look down on sex workers, especially the ones who don’t expect more than minimum wage for something that should be free. It’s a valid profession. Don’t hate !

        • Tengu

          @DraY – Although I have been referred to as a “caveman” lately, I do follow fashion and design, just my 1/2 Italian upbringing by a mother who dressed very well and made us all make sure we knew how to dress.

          I may be off kilter here, but I think the main issue is we’re talking “Hermes.” Sure it’s an old saddle manufacturer and equestrian company, but as you and I know it is one of the oldest “super luxe” brands around not associated with a single designer.

          A Birkin can run you upwards of $100,000 USD depending on material and hardware.

          Most designers license the shit out of their product and are so far removed from the actual design process as to be laughable.

          Armani – no licensing, you buy glasses, he designed them.

          New designers coming up all the time, Simon Spurr, Philip Lim. I was working in Belgium when Dries van Nooten and Anne de Meulemeester got their start in Antwerp.

          People see things like Galliano being the dick that he is and wonder where the value is, how do these people get so entitled and what exactly is their “gift”, asymmetrical clothes that no one can wear.

          In many ways you can’t blame people for being unable to wrap their heads around spending 65,000USD on a black leather coat made in France when money in the world is at such a premium.

          You’re between a rock and a hard place in many ways a thankless job, the less people actually see the design work and the more natural it is, the more approachable and the more livable it is…the better you are, although I have no idea what you “design.”…you could be designing lampshades for all I know

          BUT

          You being a designer means you do not want to be in a thankless “position”, your name is associated with what you design, so inherently there is ego involved, nothing wrong with that, lots of professions need that.

          So the monies involved in this little bimbos spending sprees are more than a lot of people can dream of which is a tough nut for some people to swallow and the “validation” that anon and Brett bring up is also something a loot of people cannot understand.

          There’s an underlying insecurity involved when that is not your true lifestyle yet you crave that one designer bag.

          Sure if you’re living in the Hamptons, own a place in Paris, and a ski lodge in Gstaad, go for it, that’s how you live.

          The problem:
          These are simply status symbols that a lot of bimbos think make them special…they can’t leave the bag home, it becomes their identity and I think that’s what they were talking to, the vanity and insecurity involved.

          But for chrissakes no need to call anyone a cocksucker, you went off the charts pretty quickly, don’ take things so personally out here, you’ll go nuts.

          You wearing a pair of those baggy crotch pants right now, maybe a pleated top by Miyake that costs $300 to have dry cleaned because of the pleats. (Joke, don’t escalate!)

          • DRaY

            @TENGU, The bottom line is ANON seems to be an out of work troll blogger, and it seems I took the bait … shit.. oh well . I don’t know what world he lives in, but his ideals are a bit out there. He sounds like a delusional hippie. Human nature is human nature, people like things!! Girls like shinny pretty things and most chicks love designer labels, especially chicks that are insecure, shallow and just plain old stupid. This is human nature, it always has been human nature and always will be human nature, the chick is dumb as shit, leave it at that. Don’t hate on the brands, because if it wasn’t European Luxury brands it would be something else maybe Bird’s nest soups or something equally ridiculous….
            I don’t want to get into the history of designer brands, it is pointless to talk about who designs them or if it is licensed out or not,it is irrelevant. You pay a premium for new materials,(most of which cannot even be copied outside of Europe, initially), new techniques ( because trust me China cannot innovate for shit), R&D (trial and error), this requires designers marketing and god knows how many other ppl involved. You pay a premium. They sell an image, a lifestyle not just a product. To be honest it feels good to use/wear, nice things, and it is a noticeable difference.
            Driving a Benz and wearing Gucci, feels a lot better than driving a Honda and wearing GAP… don’t hate on what you can’t afford.
            China has a long way to go before they can develop their own home grown high end market. Right now China just cannibalizes and creates Frankenstein products. This goes for everything. Why spend time on R&D when you can copy other ppl’s hard work.

            by the way I’m a shoe designer , and I am working with Chinese brands helping them develop their own image. Trying to put an end to the Frankenstein market!!

          • Tengu

            Well none of us are quite sure what he is and we ALL take his bait, we learn, but we always wind up doing it again. He’s like the maelstrom you try to paddle around, but occasionally you get sucked into the indecipherable blather. You’ll do it again, so will I.

            You called Brett a cocksucker I think…

            I’m 1/2 Italian so I am genetically predisposed to shoe fetishism, To Boot are my favorites of late, Magli went overseas, I have a pair of customs I had done by Stefano Bemmer in Florence…to an Italian a shoe designer is a god. Bravo.

            I have more shoes than most women, it’s addictive. When I’m in NYC I go to “Leffot”, my dome of the rock.

            See what you can do about the worldwide “Croc” and “Uggs” epidemic.

            I have a Gucci Cashmere scarf (No logo) I’ve had for about 20 years, looks new, Loro Piana Topcoat same deal, I have Attolini, Isaia, Kiton, Brioni. I stick with them, they wear like iron, fit like a second skin feel like nothing else.

            I must say Tailor Dave in Shanghai makes great suits and shirts, hand cut paper patterns, canvasing, tops, hand-stitched buttonholes, horn buttons, hand set collars, and pick stitching that’s almost invisible.

            I happen to like Louis bags, Hermes any of that stuff for women, they like it, not my taste but what can you do. Bought my last GF a Black Louis Noe in Epi leather and a Gucci shawl for Christmas and I buy my sister an Hermes scarf for Christmas every year…our tradition…she buys me a couple of candles and some shit I already have or don’t need, but that’s beside the point.

            I shared the elevator at The Langham in Shanghai with a bloated fat bastard and his 20+ GF, he had on a Diamond encrusted Hermes “H” Belt, and a cold watch encrusted with diamonds, he thought he looked great, but in truth he looked like a 19 year old first round NBA draft pick who rushed out and bought his bling before the ink on his contract dried. You can never account for taste.

            She had fistfuls of Prada shopping bags.

            I have an old Brioni Blue blazer, feels like I’m wearing nothing and there’s nothing like a Benz.

            You never answered about those baggy crotch pants…you’re wearing them, I can tell.

            Peace.

          • Anon

            a. The beauty with the internet is that you have no idea who anyone is or what their lives are like. Therefore, before you read into “that bottomless pit …..soul” of mine, you shouldn’t assume I covet anything with a name as a status symbol.

            Was talking sidwise to all other readers if that was not accurate.

            b. Because I have made my living off of people who covet luxury goods. I should own some of my own, too, to keep up my image to my clients.

            Don’t do that. It’s unfair to enrich oneself off others’ ignorance. If the kind of clients you have need you to ‘keep up image’ to them, you need to find new clients. Very harmful relationships.

            c. Why do you assume I am Chinese buying foreign goods? Don’t let the name fool you.

            Thanks for building an illusion around an illusion.

            1. Didn’t get your point. Clarify if you care to.
            2. Far less than you think IMHO.
            3. Promotion of kept men is a feminist agenda that propagandists might hold to. In the event you are really into that sort of thing, I’ll say there is an unwritten hierarchy among men and women. The rest I leave to you to figure out.
            4. Good call. And I don’t, never have.
            5. One man’s semantics are another man’s conciseness. Attacking the avatar is a low blow unless you’re somehow alluding a brown avatar is more PC, though anyone wearing blue sunglasses would likely not appreciate what you just said.

            If there is a Chinese equivalent in quality at 1000 times the cost, whatever you push will not even be bought by ‘the West’. Brand name worship is as bad as a cult, and in a country where proselytization by the Catholic Church is grimly viewed, you can be sure brand name Cultists and their pimps will not be allowed to make any inroads into China.

            After the Opium incursions, this will be nothing to prevent social clampdowns on wasteful brand name worship. Time for them to switch to more useful things, like bullion or land for example.

          • Anon

            Designers and branders should pack up and call it a day, that era of conning people with no confidence in themselves is over, this is the ‘ME’ era, not Dior’s or Hermes’ or whoever’s.

            Anyone can make their own brand, be their own cult of personality, open source remember? The price of goods though will henceforth be regulated to a fair level (at least for people with any independent thought), a handbag will NEVER take away funds sufficient to build an entire factory anymore.

            Have a good day while the lost sheep following FOREIGN brand names try to regain their money . . . probably the government will have to strike back on their behalf, if not some nutcase who bankrupted themselves on mere accessories decides to take it out on foreign devils.

            How about a nice spate of donations to thee poor and oppressed in your own countries (much less foreign countries) designers? I hear Itlay is about to go down, how about Italian brand billionaire designers start the trend of giving back to Italy at very least so that the ‘unwashed’ masses won’t tear you down, much less the non-white world? You know it’s wrong to sell a handbag at the price of 10 homes. Go figure.

  • mp

    I went to the Beijing Film Academy for a one-year training course.

    Was Lan Ping was her instructor? Nothing that a little re-education through labor wouldn’t cure. Most of her handbags are fakes, so it is clear that she has already left the capitalist road, and is approaching the correct path through sincere self-criticism.

  • M.N

    Song of the article
    50 Cent – Window shopper

  • k

    Yahhhh i just dont care about her anymore…..this has been dragged out too long, her 15 should be over by now.

  • Anon

    Christianity belongs in the West not China. We DO want the Red Cross to regress, and we also DO want the Red Cross to collapse. Guo Meimei, set up the Red Taijitu otherwise someone else will beat you to it !

    • donscarletti

      The International Red Cross recognises a Red Cross, a Red Crescent and now, as of the Geneva Convention Protocol III, the “Red Crystal” a non-religious symbol can be used by whoever adopts it.

      The Red Cross is the inverse of the flag of Switzerland (where it originated) and serves the purpose because it is easy to recognise during times of war. Either way, it bares as much resemblance to a Latin cross (the symbol of Christianity) as it does to an ankh, swastika or any other symbolic “cross”.

      You seem to have a major sense of hate towards Christianity, not sure why, but the fact that you cite it as a reason that you wish harm to a non-religious organisation indicates that you are blinded by it.

      • Anon

        @donscarletti said :
        You seem to have a major sense of hate towards Christianity . . .

        Awareness of anti-trust, anti-monopoly, fair trade, diversity and anti-proselytization should not be misconstrued as hate.

  • nn

    郎咸平就是一个道貌岸然的家伙，整天勾引年轻小美眉，让他采访郭美美真够讽刺的

    • nn

      Chinasmack has too many old news. A recent interesting news is that Mao xinyu has been given a position as guest professor and honorary dean at Sontan College.

      • donscarletti

        毛少将是个好少将

  • SteveLaudig

    This is funny. Do the these “bag ladies” get their material from Comedy Central or, in addition to being smart “bag” ladies are they excellent comedians?
    ===
    Yeah, only two are real, the rest are fake.
    Lang: Which two are real?
    Guo: The green one is real, the other is orange.
    Lang: Both are Hermes? Who gave them to you?
    Guo: One of them my mom bought. And the green one…
    Lang: You bought a real one. You gave her a real one, right?
    Mother: I wouldn’t say gave. It’s mine, but she often uses my bags.
    Lang: What color is this real bag?
    Guo and her Mother: Orange.
    =====
    What is/are real? All the bags are “real” in that they physically exist. The are not “imaginary” bags or not “imitations” things made up to look like bags that are not bags. Two are “real genuine” bags. The rest of the real bags are “real counterfeit”. [I think these two bag ladies know a genuine Hermes from a counterfeit "non-Hermes". So they may be correct about the two bags not being counterfeit real bags]. Both of the real genuine bags, real not imaginary, real not made up to look like bags, real not counterfeit, are really the real color of real puke, not the real color of fake puke, not a counterfeit color of puke, but real, genuine, authentic, nonspurious puke. Different kinds of real puke, but still real genuine, authentic, not counterfeit, not imagined, not faux, puke.

    • Brett Hunan

      If I could imagine 1 response someone would give after tripping balls it would be the response you just wrote.

      Lay off the hash pipe bro… You’re clogging the pipes and tubes

    • Brett Hunan

      I just read your post again.
      …
      …
      AND I laughed again.

      Lolz, thanks for that!

      • Tengu

        I think it’s the first post out here that used a variant of the word “spurious”.

        I laugh every time I read that…I get a little dizzy, feels good!

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      But that set is completely real.
      100% digitized gold leaf. Made by 100% CGI slave labor.

      • Tengu

        I still like to think they’re in Versailles, although I’m quite sure Louis XIV wasn’t into “patio seating.”

        LXP wears that shitty rumply shirt, do they ever watch western media…scratch that, I answered my own dumb question.

    • Anon

      The only fake bag worth buying is the breast implant type. And even then it’s a foreign brand. China ready to give THE WORLD an alternative to Mentor or Allergan? Wheres that innovation China keeps talking about?

      • Anon

        Scrap that innovators. The ‘West’ is already growing implantable flesh (tits), replacement organs also – focus on next generation ‘FleshCore’ technologies instead of the Silicone Bags.

  • 平凡人

    Tired of her story, can we have something new here? If you want milk, buy it from 7eleven or any other convenient store; why keep a cow?

    • Justin

      Because milk comes in bags in China. That’s just unnatural. I think the phrase you are looking for is “Why buy the milk when you can just fuck the cow for free?” oh wait…..is that how it goes?

      • 平凡人

        Not exactly, there is no free lunch or f**k in this case. You either enjoy and pay immediately or you pay a higher price (with interest) later. In this case, the “god father” paid a really high price; interest and consequential losses.

      • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

        Melanine is used as a milk additive for its ability to increase protein levels and as a lubricant.

        Why let post-production have all the fun?

      • coala banana

        no, it goes, why you would want to buy the whole cow, when the only thing you wanted was the milk ? The main reason i can’t understand this mistress thing. Any ol regular chinese flat ass, dirty foot, nice face girl can do it cheaper, better and less expensive and time consuming then a small whining slut like GuoMeiMei. Her mother on the other side is nice. I would love to smack her a$$.

        • guizi

          Perhaps they want closer relationships and dont want disease.

          • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

            Yes. Because wanton crass commercialism and lust for money are just a lifestyle choice.

            Like being gay, or a Nazi.

          • coala banana

            yes, they are looking for love, which is pathetic btw, if you look at some of this guys you will know why. What they get is the ILLUSION of a relationship. I know some of this guys and they take this mistress thing very serious. Regarding deceases , mistress or hookers are the same, they both sell in fact the same product. The mistress a bit more dishonest, cause she plays with the feelings of her “customer”. Anyway, I wouldn’t fuck with either one of them without condom, nor with any other girl I meet. Specially the HK guys are dumb when it comes to mistresses, I never understand how rich people always think that the girl loves them cause of their personality. Most of the are fucking ugly, fat stomach, black teeth, smell like dirt, smoking all the time and never use deodorant or perfume. I mean i am good looking and have money, dress well and have a huge cock, and even i wouldn’t go so far to think that the girl love me. I am never looking for love, its much nicer to have good sexual relationships without all that fake ass shit.

          • guizi

            Love? Could be. And some mistresses give birth to a baby, and their relationships becomes lifelong.

      • Justin

        For the record, I know how the saying goes. I was just being facetious in case anyone missed that.

        • DRaY

          “Wanton crass commercialization and Lust for Money”???? Shit welcome to the 21st century…. no one wants to be poor man,…… what the fuck is wrong with you???

          Being Gay isn’t a lifestyle choice… you are being totally insensitive!!!! …now being a FUCKING FLAMING FAGGOT!!! That is definitely a choice! A bad one, but a choice non the less.

          Nazis? …just lay off the Nazis. They make awesome cars now. All my Jewish friends drive ‘em. So no harm no foul.

          • Marsvin

            “No one wants to be poor man”

            Ahh the classic false dichotomy. Either you have to be a money grubbing pseudo-prostitute who will do anything for a designer handbag or you must want to be poor. There’s nothing in between.

      • Tengu

        Doesn’t milk originate in “bags?”

        I like your adaptation of the phrase.

    • Anon

      Because you cannot be sure if it’s milk or something else flavoured and bleached to look like milk.

      • Just John
        • Anon

          Unless they develop GMO udders on a hu-MAN, your example would cost too much to process, produces too little, is not as nutritious and takes too much energy to manufacture.

          Owning a cow or at least a goat would still be more practical. Even in high rises one can have REAL milk if you consider the below :

          http://www.miniaturebull.com/

          Next to consider, non-GMO grains that can be grown in pots, otherwise we end up with wood and plastic fillers passed of as starch as well. Self sufficiency in food will determine stability in society. Who knows livestock will be a common occurrance in hi-rises in a decade or few, with unpolluted soil the most valuable commodity instead of brand name accessories.

  • Just John

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks more attractive when she cries?

    Not that she is a great catch even then…

    • http://candosino.wordpress.com terroir

      Dogs are tastier when they’re infused with adrenelin and tears.

    • mr. weiner

      You’re obviously not married to a chinese chick, that pouting and tears thing gets sooo old , reeal fast.

      • hsi

        Indonesian girls do that, but not as readily

      • Just John

        lol, actually, I am married to a Chinese, and I hate seeing her cry. Just noting that on Guo Mei Mei, her face is actually more attractive when she cries. I think it has to do with her mouth. Odd given that most are normally the exact opposite, less attractive when they cry.
        Although I do have to wonder what is up with her forehead.

        Either way, she is still not exactly a keeper in my eyes.

    • Tengu

      @”Quills” – Could be a little bit of J.J de Sade surfacing.

      ’tis a joyous moment when they weep tenderly as their rumps redden and blush!

      You’re a guy (I’m a caveman), they’re ALL a catch if we can get them to sit still long enough! I think old “Obscure Blue Eyes” gave me shit when I said “I’d tap that ass” in Part One.

    • coala banana

      maybe thats the little sadist talking in you :-)

      Richard Pryor once mentioned an interesting theory about man raping man in prison. They don’t do it cause they are gay, they do it cause they like to see that special look on your face.

      GuoMeiMei has this strange dumb ass boring look, where you know from the beginning that she is not worth the pain, she definitely looks spoiled. So many of them are floating around in china, you have the feeling that they will fall to sleep any time, even when they talk. Her mother is sexually a winner in my eyes, she has this arrogant beasty cold ass milf look that makes men wild. Look at that snap dragon mouth of her !

  • jiayi

    QURL, THAT NOSE…

    Is it just me or does she kinda look like Lee Hom Wang in a wig?

    • Tengu

      I had to Google Lee Hom Wang, but I think he’d look better in a wig.

      I’d still tap her!

  • hsi

    Id still bang her

    • Tengu

      I’m with you, no one wants to admit it, but there isn’t a guy here who wouldn’t!

      • 平凡人

        I second that, I will bang her anytime.

        • mr. weiner

          I’d rather bang prof. lang, not just to see “that special look in his eyes” but rather because I thing Guo mei mei and her mum both have vagina dentata.

          • coala banana

            :-))), vagina tentata is just a myth ! Regarding prof. lang, i must first see how he looks like with lipstick, fake eye lashes, a skirt and high heels, before i make up my mind. Until then i will stick with GuoMeiMei’s mother, with or without a toothed pussy.

          • Just John

            coala,

            Just because it doesn’t come in “natural”, doesn’t mean there is no vagina dentata:
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device#Rape-aXe

  • ceh

    katana wins….fatality!

  • coala banana

    are you implying that chinese girls are cheap ?

    let me tell you as an international professional sport fuxxer. Its everywhere easy to get girls. But girls same like men fall into different categories. It might be easy to pick up a girl in a bar or karaoke place, which means to pay here, but its not an easy thing to get the normal ones. Trust me, when i say that for me it was always easy, while i know people which are 10 years here and never fucked anything for free. People complain about the language barrier and cultural barrier, but in my opinion this are all excuses, cause everything can be overcome with an open mind and the right sexual stamina. But when you honestly ask me, then i would tell you that chinese girls are indeed easier to get then their counterparts in Japan or Korea. I had there girls too, but it was much harder. So far, everything i wanted to fux in china i was able to fux and i doubt that this would have worked when i would be 70, fat, balding and broke. Chinese girls are much smarter then that, when they are about to give their pussycat for free, then they chose a handsome men, everyone else has to pay someway somehow. Same like everywhere else in the word. So yes, even an ordinary 70 year old, fat ass with half the tooth missing, small dick, bad smelling, spitting and farting, chinese male can get a nice chick as long as he is not broke. I am none of that, and yes, on many occasions the girls i was with paid the dinner, the taxi and sometimes even the hotel when we decided to make a fuxx weekend in a nice place. Some of them married later, always saying that i am just useful for one thing, but they don’t think they will have a future with me. Still in touch with many of my ex girlfriends, never made any bad experiences with chinese girls, the opposite is true, I found them nice, loving and caring when i was with them. Never bought them anything, I always considered that my cock was payback enough. So far it has worked well for me. And no, I am not in china to get girls, I am in china like every reasonable foreigner who works here should be, to earn money and to learn about the country and people, but that shouldn’t exclude to put sexual desires into practice. I don’t know who would come to china just to get girls. While they ARE loving and caring, they are not always the best of a fuck, but that can be exciting too, they are willing to learn, thats what counts.

    • Chef Rocco

      We got your point, big banana!

      You are a handsome guy and your cock is huge. If you need more narcissist supply, just let us know.

      • Tengu

        When you’re Executive Chef for Just John and I at our new restaurant chain, maybe you and Brett can brainstorm and come up with some tasty dessert recipes for the girls made out of Cola Bandana’s giant member.

        It has to be tasty, he seems to be sucking it himself every minute and with its mythic proportions it may possibly regenerate like a lizards tail, we could just keep him in a cage and slice of what we need every day.

        Reminds of the punchline to a joke:
        “Good pig like that you don’t eat all at once.”.

        Evidently he’s not Chinese, Korean or Japanese, but English isn’t his first language or that thing can also type, albeit not so well, and I’m having a hard time understanding him.

        More than a little latent homosexuality being shown there, he does nothing but talk about his dick in a forum which is 90% men…(we think!) In one of his earlier posts he even mentioned how the towel boys in a massage parlor were admiring it!

        This guy is a Freudian Psychiatrist’s Wet Dream…and their new summer home on Nantucket!

        Methinks he’s not getting laid quite as much as he thinks he is, in every post he makes references to Karaoke bars, massage parlors and “paying.”

        “…half the tooth missing…” = “1/2 of the cerebellum missing”

        • Brett Hunan

          I’m game. Rocco I’ll get back to you when I have some free time this afternoon. Until then…

        • Chef Rocco

          Oddly, he reminds me of Lao Ai who was famed for his giant penis in Qin dynasty.

          According to Shi Ji (Great Records of History), Lao Ai showed off his penis by placing a cart wheel on it and span the wheel while walking on street, the advertisement made him so popular with women that he would be grabbed into house by lustful women if he was on street. He was introduced to Qin Shi Huang Di’s mother Zhao ji to please her sexually, but was killed by the emperor during a revolt. Watch this:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0PPSCcQSc

          Looks like size always matters, even in ancient China, but you never know what the largeness would bring to you.

          • Tengu

            Not sure wrapping a doughnut around mine would be as impressive as a cart wheel, but I have played “ring toss” a few times..always a winner…”Way to go honey, here’s your stuffed animal!”

            I have a buddy who’s had more aggravation with his…”Forget it, you’re not getting near me with that!” he’s been told more than a few times.

            He’s married to a woman who’s about 6’1″ and has enormous feet…same thing holds true for the girls. If I screwed her it would be like stuffing a butter knife in a jelly jar.

            Is that from “The Emperor and The Assassin” the one when Li Gong has herself branded…love that movie, I had no idea there was a “Long Dong Silver” connection.

            Love the sound work “squish,squish,squish,squish,squish”, when they’re finishing them off. I like that director Chen Kaige, he’s done some great movies.

          • Brett Hunan

            “I always considered that my cock was payment enough” hhhhhhahahaha. where in all of creation do people come up with this shit? he could fill an hbo special with this brown

          • Just John

            Or a corny Japanese sex anime? I have watched a few, and at least in English, they are some of the corniest things you would see.

            I still remember the line “The deeper you thrust, the wetter they become”…

          • Tengu

            He sounds like a really bad 8mm porn movie from the 60′s, big mustaches and dark socks.

            Thrust “deeper”, my 3″ johnson only goes in well, 3″…I can’t defy the laws of physics.

            I have “shallow” and that’s it, I’m always wading in the kiddie’s end of the pool..

        • coala banana

          sorry for not explaining myself beforehand, and sorry for my bad english. You are right its not my native language, but to my excuse i must say that i speak 8 languages and english as sad as it evidently appears, is at the lower end of my language skill scale. I use the forum for social studies regarding : group dynamics , human behaviour and peoples reaction when confronted with certain situations. So there is no need to perform, a real bad BTW, amateur psychological profile about me, cause you are pretty far away from the truth. Truth is i have really a PhD and i am in the process of writing my Thesis for a second one, even its not useful for me except for personal satisfaction. So i don’t want to even start with criticizing your post about me , cause yours an other reactions are what i am looking for. And i don’t like to school you on “that everything what is too much considered is questionable”, but i do believe that the best way to learn about another person is by contradicting him/her directly. This doesn’t has to be necessarily ones own (my) opinion you read in my posts. The main purpose is to provoke a reaction and to expose different ways of thinking. I do things which are definitely out of the norm for many, and yes its true that sometimes when i go with a girl to my apartment, sit on the sofa to watch a movie, then just zip off my pants take my dick out and start playing with it. Not many men would do that. Am I an pervert, well that depends on how you define pervert. I want to see reactions, i am interested how girl (in this example) behave. I did this many dozens of time, and can honestly say, that from my experience just 2 out of ten leave the apartment immediately, 5 will let me take their hand right on my dick to play with it a bit, and 3 go right down on it and it ends up with a BJ and/or sex. Thats a very good quote in my opinion when you take into account that 1 of the 2 girls which left the location, usually calls again after a couple of days to meet again. I consider myself an experienced men when it comes to such subjects, and even it does help when you are handsome, financially independent and still young, the main point is to be interesting, to act and behave unlike anyone else. Girls like the unknown and mysteries, they like the out of the box behaving and they like to experience unorthodox things. Humans are nothing else then animals and our DNA hasn’t changed significantly over the last 100k years. So yes, I really had many relations also with chinese girls and i brought up the example with black guys in the US and Europe which can get so many good looking white girls. I think for a white male it can be the same in china. So again from my experience the reason why i am successful with girls is that I let them discover the unknown. I know that many others, chinese by example, try to play the political correct card and think that their chinese flowers should go with foreigners, but didn’t realize that most of them which really jump in the bed with a foreigner do that out of curiosity, to experience sex with someone unusual, someone exotic, and even its just for one time, but it has to be before they get married a local guy. Doesn’t everyone has the desire to do things out of the ordinary, experience adventures, live free and just do what he/she likes to do. The answer is yes, but fact is that just a few really have the balls to put it into action. Other then that we should all realize that even the unimportant wants to act important within their unimportance.

          Again, sorry for my bad english, in case i wasn’t able to make myself clear. Good posts BTW from you, John, and Mr.Werner and a few others…keep them coming.

          • Just John

            Yeah, actually, I may not agree with many of the opinions I present here, but I tend to like playing the devils advocate to make people think.

            Even many of my outlandish comments are oriented towards making someone think.

            Someone stated in the boiled alive cats story that it was for that reason they hate Asians and do not trust their home countries cooking. I satirized it, and showed them how silly it is to claim hatred for an entire group based on the actions of a few individuals, which I severely dislike (Overgeneralizations).

            Always good to have someone challenging the status quo, it avoids group-think and makes those who actually are open to new ideas actually stop and think. Sometimes it is fun just to poke people with a stick and watch them roar (Like I did with Cool Matt earlier today).

            Anyways, there will always be those who agree with you, and those who do not. Sometimes it will be the same person/people in both categories. We just keep on keeping on. Or, as a famous poster in England said: Keep calm and carry on.

          • Anon

            @Just John

            That should read – Or, as a famous poster in England (who learnt from an infamous Chinese poster rather . . . ) said: Keep calm and carry on.

          • Tengu

            I can feel the love….

      • Tengu

        Brett, Rocco, shall we take his response and divide it into thirds?

        8 inch dick, 8 Languages…he’s a very “lucky” guy!

        My mother worked for the State Department, she spoke at least 7 that we know of, we’re not that sure how many, she showed signs of being able to grasp the Finno-Ugric root and I heard her speaking Greek and Romanian, she denied knowing either. Her enunciation and grammar was perfect in all of them, she was gifted and brilliant…you are not.

        You may assert that you have a PhD (I’m skimming), but you’re simply vomiting all over yourself about your conquests and have yet to bust out of the, “I fucked this one”, “women like my cock”, “towel boys enjoy it”, great for a single post, but not a constant stream of us having to hear about your dick.

        You’re a variant of the bumper sticker:
        “Let me tell you about my grandkids.”

        I’m sure your post has…”something” in it, but when I see an unbroken mass of words like that (did you write your thesis like that?), I lose all interest.

        Enjoy telling everyone about your dick, I for one will not validate you… look elsewhere.

        Someone out here must be kinder and gentler than I am…the bar is set very low in that regard.

        You are self aware enough to realize your fascination with your own member, your need to make grandiose speeches about it and write prose to it is borderline pathological behavior (I’m being kind)…enough, I’m out.

        • coala banana

          yet, i got you to the point that you seem to become obsessed to visualize how my cock looks like. Don’t take it personal, maybe you are just in a bad mood today, other then that i enjoy reading your posts, as long as you keep them funny, you know you are a funny guy, funny how ? like a clown ? i amuse you ?ok, now go home and get your fucking shine box ! just kidding of course…..i am in no way superstitious and I am anti religious, and even my cock is around 8 inch and i speak 8 languages, I have much more virtues which accommodate with the number 4. The fact that you again felt forced to write a reaction and gave away some of your privacy, by giving away details about your mother is not surprising to me. Don’t feel the need to catch up with me, even by sending your mother into the race, cause there is no race and war to win, its just the internet, its a blog, its a place where even the unimportant can play important in their own unimportance. Now agent Starling, tell me what makes you suffer and what makes you feel shame, and what disgusting little secrets are you carrying within you ? You don’t really like to play “quid pro quo” do you ? Its a game you might loose my friend, not cause my cock is 8 inch and my ego bigger then Jupiter. Its simply cause you lack to read between the lines. Apart from that i enjoy your posts and looking forward to read more about what you have to say on certain subjects, until then I hope to remain handsome and successful and I will get sure that my dick doesn’t shrink with the time, even I am afraid that its unpreventable. Now i have said dick and cock as many times as its necessary for the average human brain to memorize it, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself in the near future naked in front of an mirror measuring your penis and asking yourself “is it really big enough” ? could it be that banana hammer speaks the truth ? and if so, what did i wrong ? wouldn’t that be funny ? its kinda the same what happens when i suddenly take out my dick in front of a women, is not important that he grabs him and suck him out (even i wouldn’t mind that) but fact is that this picture will stay in her mind, for one thing, cause she never experienced such situation, and the other her “will to power”, to finally know what she can expect and what I want, it gives her the either wild dreams or the illusion of choice to be in control of the situation. That makes her sooner or later come back to finish unfinished business. The right place, the right time, the right mood, and they all get down and dirty, exactly the way i like them. Now I don’t advise you to try that in practice, you could get slapped in the face if you are not “convincing” enough, if you know what i mean. Kinda like your post….just not convincing enough :-)))

          • Anon

            Ooo, ‘New Wave’ based NLPs. How rare. I’ll focus on the karma that allows me to run infinity times infinity the number of circles that all and one appear to think they are running around the likes of me this day. In either case, not enough of the above scenes though if that post somehow becomes mainstream, reality will be no more than a porn set.

          • Chef Rocco

            coala banana, you possess all the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder: a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy.

            Specifically, you are a phallic narcissist, according to Otto Fenichel, ‘Phallic characters are persons whose behavior is reckless, resolute and self-assured – traits, however, that have a reactive character: they reflect a fixation at the phallic level, with overvaluation of the penis and confusion of the penis with the whole body’. Fenichel stressed that ‘an intense vanity and sensitiveness reveals that these narcissistic patients still have their narcissistic needs…for which they overcompensate.

            You self-suck your dick like crazy, isn’t that a sign of overvaluation?

          • Anon

            @Chef Rocco

            How bland and cultureless or without personality must a person be to not have any disorder? The more nonsense or sense or ‘content’ spouted by anyone, the more interaction, the more thought provoked, the more interaction the better. I you don’t like communication on a certain level in an open forum too bad. Learn to ignore comments that you don’t like or you feel impose on your ‘bland is good’ world view.

            Your citation of NPD is just a weapon of control used by the establishment that you in turn use here as a weapon.

            Some people want a bland culture as you allude by your diagnosis, others do not and want to ‘run naked down the street reading playboy covered in green jello’ (Demolition Man 1993).

            Who are you to go around saying whoever has NPD which is an invention by less than 0.0000001% of the world’s population’s opinion, imposed via their false acccredited qualifications? It used to be God, now it’s Psychiatry.

            Then @Chef says : You self-suck your dick like crazy, isn’t that a sign of overvaluation? @coala’s posting comments that lead to responses from people who do click with his frequency that he can form useful opinions around. I think you’re confusing the 2 and imposing your belief system, also attacking the poor sod with the psychiatric establishment as well. Free speech and FREE LIVING remember? Theres space for all, and NPD is another expression of ‘MINDSET diversity’ if anything, though possibly not always popular among the ‘blands’.

          • Tengu

            “Blands” versus coala banana…how amusing.:

            “its kinda the same what happens when i suddenly take out my dick in front of a women,”

            @ Odd Blue Eyes – you’re condoning his actions – “suddenly take out my dick in front of a women.”

            I not sure what sort of country you live in, but suddenly whipping your member out in front of women, even in the privacy of your own home is actually “sexual assault.”

            So now we can infer you share the misogynistic traits which coala banana so freely espouses.

            If we follow your reasoning anyone who thinks he shouldn’t be allowed to randomly sexually assault women is a “bland”.

            I’m with Rocco.

            I do love how you cherry pick your causes Anon based on your own whimsical feelings at the time and seem to be in love with your what you think are pearls of wisdom and “end of argument, I win” gems you put out there.

            You’re defending coala’s narcissism because you yourself display the grandiosity, unrealistic sense of self-importance and feelings of superiority of others commonly found in narcissists. You have a fetish for your own mental masturbatory behavior.

            You’re also highly passive aggressive, we’ve all been witnessing it for a long time. A simple review of your own posts would assist you in diagnosing your own disorder.

            The inconsistencies rambling, incoherent and verbose posting also point to some sort of substance abuse. One moment you ramble incoherently , the next you (sort of) make sense, all signs of substance abuse of some sort.

            BTW – You win, I bow to your superior intellect and iron trap logic.

            So don’t bother with a comeback if it contains a random link, the usual obfuscation, obtuseness and imperiousness you always display!

          • Tengu

            Case in point – “…all and one appear to think they are running around the likes of me this day.”

            Classic Narcissism – grandiosity, sense of abnormal superiority.

            Don’t bother with a comeback if it contains a random link, the usual obfuscation, obtuseness and imperiousness you always display!

          • Brett Hunan

            Anon, a few days ago you are on here preaching like Hongjian about how China needs to remove freedom, switch back to communism completely away from socialism and capitalism. Now, you are pushing “free speech” and “free living”. One moment you preach to people not to indulge in luxuries, and then bash “bland is good”. Tengu is right, you are…. wait no name calling, I might have to read another 1/4 page long filled-with-words-but-empty-with-meaning reply.

            coala-
            8 languages, 8 inch hammer and a Phd!!??! You get all sorts of women!!??!!! like, the coolest guy EVER!!!!!!! Please, don’t let Tengu, Rocco, or JJ get you flaccid.
            Anyone who has to brag about sex and women on an anonymous website clearly gets none and learned it all from watching animated porn, because its the only kind that gets a nerd like you off.
            Anyways, all 3 of the above have already made enough points as to why you and A-not, are so full of “brown” that it is coming out of your ears.

          • Chef Rocco

            @Anon, my diagnosis on Banana’s peculiarities and oddities does not violate his rights of “freedom of speech” and ” freedom of living”, he said that he wants to observe “group dynamics” toward his self-exposed fixation on his penis and I just obeyed his request and supplied him with my reaction and analysis, what is wrong with that? Don’t I have my own right of FOS no matter how “bland” I am?

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  • Jimney Cricket

    “god-father” or “sugar-daddy”? “Electricity comes from water”? “Recording our confession”? No wonder Lang and Mother Dearest were answering all the questions. She’s too dumb to follow a script (good luck on the acting career) and couldn’t answer the real questions with anything resembling a good lie. She would have spilled her guts faster than a BP Tanker.

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