“Most Awesome Chengguan Dance In History”

History's most niu chengguan dance

Chengguan, also known as “city managers”, is a government department responsible for enforcing various city regulations but are most notorious for often violently bullying the many Chinese street peddlers operating without licenses selling snacks or merchandise. For examples, see some of our many past reports about China’s chengguan, such as:

Their negative reputation is not going to improve anytime soon and they will remain the butt of jokes in many netizen comments, but of course not all members of the chengguan are bad people. In early December, a short video was uploaded onto major Chinese video sharing websites such as Ku6, Youku, Tudou, and 56, and has since accumulated millions of views…

From NetEase:

“Most Niu Chengguan Dance” Becomes Famous On Internet, Very Gei Li!

Recently, a “chengguan dance” video performed by 12 young men from Huaiyin District of Jinan City has become famous on the internet. Netizens who have seen it one after another expressed, “Never imagined chengguan could be this cute!”

[...] Along with these classic songs, the young men performed various classic and comical moves, and even though they were unable to stay synchronized, they still made netizens laugh. Many netizens expressed that the bunch of “post-80s generation” chengguan‘s performance completely changed their impression of chengguan, and is impressive.

Amongst the dozen of lads participating in the performance, the slightly fat young guy in the middle of the front row garnered the most praises, and has been hailed as “Middle Brother”. “The ‘big brother’ in the middle of the front has a future in dance!” joked a netizen. Compared to the others doing the same moves, this lad’s slightly plump body shape just makes it even more funny, and he was in the most prominent lead position.

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  • Luke

    What’s the name of the very last song? Always in clubs, but being an idiot laowai i can’t remember the lyrics to search it.
    Happy new year..etc.

    • Blackaven

      “Sorry” by Super Junior

      • Luke

        Excellent person, you. Thanks.

  • WOW!!!!

    For new year I want to see Fauna naked

    • carlstar

      of course you know that Fauna is a group of 5 fat guys with bad B.O. that when not playing W.O.W make this site out of their Texas basement, which they are stuck in; See the fat comment.

  • Cs

    FIRST WOOT
    but lol they practised well

    • Cs

      …. someone took first spot while im typing….

  • bobiscool

    Off topic, but I’ve been wondering for a while now.

    What exactly is Chinasmack personals? 2M+ members? Are there even two million views of this website -.-; I mean say 2 million unique viewers that at least come once a month?

    Is it for real or is it just some sort of a joke?

    anyway, love the dancing.

    • KUTAS

      I suspect “Chinasmack personals” is just an interface for a bigger “personals” database that many other sites use as well. For example I’ve seen the same exact faces as on the bottom of the Chinasmack pages on other sites as well.

    • http://www.foarp.blogspot.com FOARP

      It’s a mostly Japanese “I want to learn English/get with a local chick/get with a western guy” hook-up site that’s run by another company.

    • xmcx

      I think it’s real.
      Not sure if Chinasmack personals charges you anywhere along the line though, or if it’s just a network.
      I can’t see how the service offered/added value would warrant charging people, unless they organize IRL meetups for whatever group activities.
      To avoid paying anything in these things, just make your username the same as an email address you own at a famous webmail .

    • Mercator

      It’s WorldFriends network at http://www.worldfriendsnetworks.com/ and it is used by many different websites. You have to buy a subscription to send other members messages.

  • Julian

    clearly all ready for manhood

  • BlothaLonely

    What I am commenting is not words, but loneliness…

  • Harry

    Luke, the song is Sorry Sorry by Super Junior, a Korean boy band

  • http://www.lovelovechina.com Crystal

    They need more practice with cabaret routine.

  • gongjiao

    its like watching a michael moore movie for street vendors

    i think the leader in the middle could be a real life 老男孩

  • super junior rocks my XX

    is chinahush blocked or down?

    • http://baihaifeng.blogspot.com Dr. Jones Jr.

      I was wondering about that as well….

      Keep asking. Surely someone knows. Shall we start placing bets while we wait? (1) Shut down by government, (2) server problems, (3) looked at the half-baked content they’ve been providing for the past few months and just decided to give up. I guess in China it doesn’t pay to bet against the first option.

    • Mercator

      It works OK in the UK, so I would go for blocked.

    • chengdude

      It’s blocked; works fine with a VPN.

  • beowulf

    chengguans torture methods reach a new level of pain

  • Peye

    Recommended as morning exercises for all government employees, students and perhaps everybody else who can manage to follow the routine.

  • chengdude

    If they had actually spelled out the letters for YMCA, my opinion of the chengguan would be forever changed.

  • Jordan

    “…are most notorious for often violently bullying the many Chinese street peddlers…”

    It should be “always”, not “often”.

    • anon

      Do you often make comments you already know to be wrong and meaningless? Or always?

  • Chen

    Search for Siamese Police dance. They have done this long long time ago

  • Alikese

    Chinese line dancing? It reminds me of the Axe Gang from Kung Fu Hustle.

  • Dr SUN

    Funny very funny…loved it

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  • hahaha

    this just made you look like an idiot, not your sofa this time hahaha

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