“What I Heard” by Huazi

Black Diamond

Huazi is the singer of the band “Black Diamond”. “Black Diamond” was founded in 2000 and has released two albums: “Black Diamond” and “Baroque-The Forgotten Spiritual Kingdom”.

Song and Music Videos:

A copy on YouTube:

Composer: Huazi
Lyrics: Huazi
Singer: Huazi

Lyrics (Original Chinese, Pinyin Romanization, and English Translation):

听个工人说 好久没有喝过可乐
tīng gè gōng rén shuō hǎo jiǔ méi yǒu hē guò kě lè
Heard a worker say, I haven’t drunk coke in ages.

听个商人说 今天该吃点啥呢
tīng gè shāng rén shuō jīn tiān gāi chī diǎn shá ne
Heard a businessman say, what should I eat today?

听个保安说 他一月能赚八百多呢
tīng gè bǎo ān shuō tā yí yuè néng zhuàn bā bǎi duō ne
Heard a security guard say, he can make more than 800 RMB a month

听个小姐说 她一月八千真的不多
tīng gè xiǎo jiě shuō tā yí yuè bā qiān zhēn de bù duō
Heard a “miss” [prostitute] say, for her, 8000 RMB a month really isn’t a lot

 
听个要饭的说 他手机换过好几个
tīng gè yào fàn de shuō tā de shǒu jī huàn guò hǎo jǐ gè
Heard a beggar say, he’s gone through so many cell phones

听个下岗的说 他呼机都还没用过
tīng gè xià gǎng de shuō tā hū jī dōu hái méi yòng guò
Heard a laid-off worker say, he hasn’t even used a beeper before

听个爆发户说 只有大奔能配得上我
tīng gè bào fā hù shuō zhǐ yǒu dà bēn néng pèi de shàng wǒ
Heard a nouveau riche say, only a Mercedes Benz can match my status

听个铁路工人说 我骑了半辈子飞鸽
tīng gè tiě lù gōng rén shuō wǒ qí le bàn bèi zi fēi gē
Heard a railway worker say, I ridden my Flying Pigion [a Chinese bicycle brand] half my life

 
听个的哥说 睁眼就欠二百多
tīng gè dī gē shuō zhēng yǎn jiù qiàn èr bǎi duō
Heard a taxi driver say, the moment I open my eyes [in the morning], I owe over 200 RMB

听个警察说 我一年罚他几万多
tīng gè jǐng chá shuō wǒ yì nián fá tā jǐ wàn duō
Heard a policeman say, I fine him tens of thousands of RMB a year

听个小伙子说 要找对象得先有辆车
tīng gè xiǎo huǒ zi shuō yào zhǎo duì xiàng děi xiān yǒu liàng chē
Heard a young man say, in order to get a wife, I’ll have to get a car first

听个大姑娘说 你没钱就别把我摸
tīng gè dà gū niang shuō nǐ méi qián jiù bié bǎ wǒ mō
Heard a young woman say, if you don’t have money, don’t touch my body

 
听个小学生说 妈妈我就要这个那个
tīng gè xiǎo xué shēng shuō mā ma wǒ jiù yào zhèi gè nèi gè
Heard an elementary school student say, mommy, I want this I want that

听个大学生说 吃的不贵爸爸放心那
tīng gè dà xué shēng shuō chī de bú guì bà ba fàng xīn na
Heard a university student say, the food is not expensive, don’t worry, dad

听个孩子说 谁耐克阿迪有我多
tīng gè hái zi shuō shuí nài kè ā dí yǒu wǒ duō
Heard a child say, who has more Nikes and Adidas than I do?

又听个孩子说 我好想有一个课桌儿
yòu tīng gè hái zǐ shuō wǒ hǎo xiǎng yǒu yí gè kè zhuō
Heard another child say, I really wish I had a classroom desk

 
听个老摇滚儿说 无房无车无存折
tīng gè lǎo yáo gǔn er shuō wú fáng wú chē wú cún zhé
Heard an old rocker say, he has no house, no car, and no savings

听个小歌星儿说 千八百万有什么
tīng gè xiǎo gē xīng shuō qiān bā bǎi wàn yǒu shén me
Heard a small singer say, ten to eight million RMB is no big deal

听个大文人说 当代诗歌是片沙漠
tīng gè dà wén rén shuō dāng dài shī gē shì piàn shā mò
Heard a big scholar say, contemporary poetry is a desert

听个小诗人说 饿死我也不写小说
tīng gè xiǎo shī rén shuō è sǐ wǒ yě bù xiě xiǎo shuō
Heard a small poet say, I’d rather starve to death before I write a novel

 
听个网络歌手说 我一首烂歌火遍中国
tīng gè wǎng luò gē shǒu shuō wǒ yì shǒu làn gē huǒ biàn zhōng guó
Heard an internet singer say, my stupid song took China by storm

听个没落画家说 我一千张画没人懂得
tīng gè mò luò huà jiā shuō wǒ yì qiān zhāng huà méi rén dǒng dé
Heard a fading painter say, I have done a thousand paintings but nobody understands them

听个破导演说 拍戏只为潜规则
tīng gè pò dǎo yǎn shuō pāi xì zhǐ wèi qiǎn guī zé
Heard a bad director say, I make movies only for the “unwritten rules/casting couch”

听个烂演员说 想要成名你得舍得
tīng gè làn yǎn yuán shuō xiǎng yào chéng míng nǐ děi shě dé
Heard a bad actress say, if you want to be famous, you have to be willing to give up something

 
听个老北京儿说 爱新爵罗全聚德
tīng gě lǎo běi jīng er shuō ài xīn jué luó quán jù dé
Heard an old Beijing native say, Aisin Gioro and Quanjude

听个新游客说 北京烤鸭金边儿刻
tīng gè xīn yóu kè shuō běi jīng kǎo yā jīn biān er kè
Heard a new visitor say, Beijing Roast Duck is lined with gold [is expensive]

听个城里人说 明年他一定如何如何
tīng gè chéng lǐ rén shuō míng nián tā yí dìng rú hé rú hé
Heard an urban resident say, next year he’s definitely going to do this and that

听个乡下人说 今年的收成挺多
tīng gè xiāng xià rén shuō jīn nián de shōu chéng tǐng duō
Heard a rural resident say, I had quite a harvest this year

 
听个混子说 有事咱就酒桌上磕
tīng gè hùn zi shuō yǒu shì zán jiù jiǔ zhuō shàng kē
Heard an idler/hoodlum say, let’s talk about business over booze

听个傻子说 吃饱不饿我就快乐着
tīng gè shǎ zi shuō chī bǎo bú è wǒ jiù kuài lè zhe
Heard an idiot say, I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry

听个疯子说 我要革命我要解脱
tīng gè fēng zi shuō wǒ yào gé mìng wǒ yào jiě tuō
Heard a mad man say, I want a revolution, I want freedom

听个瞎子说 是谁在唱这首破歌
tīng gè xiā zi shuō shì shuí zài chàng zhè shǒu pò gē
Heard a blind man say, just who is singing this lousy song?

Huazi’s performance on the TV talent show “I’m Legend“:

huazi in the band

Huazi

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  • sgsfdasfds

    I like this song. Although he is repeating the same pattern it never gets boring, especially, when oyu understand the lyrics.

  • waihang

    relaxing…

    • waihang

      ting ge wai hang shuo, wo shi ge ruan fan de sha fa zhuan ye…

      • travismurphy

        I spent more time than i care to admit trying to figure this out.

        “I heard a non-professional say, I’m a soft rice sofa expert.” ??

        • donscarletti

          “Heard an amateurish say, I’m a soft rice’s sofa expertise.”

  • dim mak

    IT WONT LET ME SAGE IN THE EMAIL

    • Winterbitten

      sage goes in all fields!

  • ConPupa

    How much money do a pop-star make here in China?

    • elizabeth

      I suppose it depends on how far they are willing to go to get what they want. It’s the same game almost everywhere.

      • Sponge Monkey

        Sorry, don’t mean to contradict you, but Asia (China especially) are not quite on the same game.

        The global recorded music industry’s revenue in China in 2009 was worth $75 million, compared to $4.6 billion in the US.

        Not to mention article 48. Look up China music article 48. I don’t think it’s been passed yet, is receiving a lot of commotion (with good reason).

  • Brilliant.

  • hess

    sitting in the sofa, listening to crappy chinese pop

    • dim mak

      NOT EVEN CLOSE

  • hess

    the only way i can get sofa is by answering a pop related article? oh well..

  • Matt

    Not the most exciting of songs, but a lyrical structure/format well suited for learning Chinese.

    lol @ the last line.

  • Rod

    Looks likes a bunch of posers to me

  • elizabeth

    Meaningful lyrics and soulful singing. Although the melody is a little monotonous, it’s more enjoyable than those done by some over-hyped singers.

  • ugo

    Another lovely song. Keep up the good work chinaSMACK. I truely appreciate it. :)

  • GhettoBoy

    China is a big country. Interesting news can’t be THIS scarce for ChinaSmack to turn to China MTV wannabe.

  • Charles

    I know some aren’t crazy about the songs. But I find them really interesting and enjoyable. Thanks.

  • Regina

    I feel like Chinese artists who make acoustic songs have no understanding of melody — except for Xu Wei. I mean this song isn’t melodic in the least bit.

  • Sponge Monkey

    In one song he’s touched upon

    – The ever increasing wealth gap in China
    – The potential for springing up the debate of legalizing prostitution again (which it pretty much is anyways)
    – The scam artists on the streets
    – Greed
    – Police corruption
    – Sexism
    – Freedom of expression
    – Inflation
    – Corruption in general

    And just the fact that the last lines of the song mention “revolution”, although I’m not sure it’s pro-revolution, and he hasn’t been “invited for tea” surprises me to no end.

    There’s two lines in the song I don’t really understand. The first is, “Heard an old Beijing native say, Aisin Gioro and Quanjude. Heard a new visitor say, Beijing Roast Duck is lined with gold.”

    Aisin Gioro was the family name of the Manchu emperors of the Qing Dynasty. Aisin means “gold”. And Quanjude is a Peking Duck restaurant dating back to the mid 1800s. I guess it’s a play on that, but I still don’t really get the meaning.

    The next is the other line I mentioned about the revolution. “Heard a mad man say, I want a revolution, I want freedom. Heard a blind man say, just who is singing this lousy song?”

    Is mad man supposed to be derogatory or just a statement that anyone that goes up against the powers that be here, is mad? And I don’t really get the connection to the blind man.

    Pretty daring song. Would have been interesting to have seen the netizens reactions.

  • Nice song! And thanks very much for listening to my suggestion of using pinyin with accents instead of numbers. It looks very nice and is much more readable in my opinion.

    If I could pick just one more tiny nit: Pinyin is properly written *not* separated into syllables, e.g.

    tīng gè gōng rén shuō hǎo jiǔ méi yǒu hē guò kě lè

    …but parsed into words and with capitalization and punctuation:

    Tīng gè gōngrén shuō hǎojiǔ méiyǒu hēguò kělè.

    If you fixed this then it would be absolutely perfect.

    Thanks so much for all of your hard work!

    • Paul

      Agreed with the seperating of pinyin into words!

      Thanks Chinasmack for the great work.

  • MrT

    plenty of good Chinese music about, this is not it thou, is total dull crap.

  • Little Wolf

    Fasten your seatbelts! It’s time for another episode of…..

    BRETT HUNAN: CYBER-SLEUTH
    The Mystery of Le Lo
    Chapter 2

    SCENE 1: A BEACH ON CHONGMING ISLAND
    After landing on a beach near Shanghai after their HALO jump, Brett’s team (moop, eattot and mr. wiener )are stowing away their gear in a hole they dug in the sand as Brett is sitting on a rock cleaning and oiling his trusty, Italian-made SPAS-12 shotgun .
    Brett: Ok, huddle up. I brought each of you a Glock 9mm. Consider it a gift.(He hands out the pistols and also gives each of them a small gym bag)
    eattot: (excitedly) Oh look, I got a Hello Kitty Glock! Thanks Brett!
    Brett. Anyway, I want to go over the contents of your survival kits. First…..ok, these don’t need any explanation…..Swiss Army Knives. Next…. a box of condoms, extra-large. There are just 3 per box so use them wisely.
    mr. wiener: oooh…check it out eattot. “Ribbed for her pleasure” (waves the box in front of eattot)
    eattot: (points her Hello Kitty Glock at weiner) EAT SHIT AND DIE WIENER!
    moop: Hey Brett….what’s this black spray can with the skull and crossbones?
    Brett: I’m glad you asked. It’s my latest invention and it hasn’t been tested yet. It’s a highly concentrated form of Dragon Breath( a blend of garlic, cigarette smoke and baiju) for self-defense purposes to be used like pepper spray. It’s highly toxic so use with caution. You’ve each been given an envelope containing $10,000 US dollars for any expenses. I’ve also taken Little Wolf’s advice and provided you with a syringe loaded with Demerol FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY! I’m talking to you wiener! (mr . wiener’s eyes move shiftily from left to right) There’s also 3 tubes of Pocket Flan™ and 2 cans of Red Bull. Any questions? (mr. wiener raises his hand)
    Brett: wiener
    mr. wiener: Does a paper cut count as an emergency?
    Brett: For the love of all that is holy!
    Brett: Ok….it’s show time. Fauna is waiting on the other side of that bluff. You guys cover me in case of any uninvited guests.

    Brett moves cautiously over the bluff where he spots a lovely and busty Chinese lady using a clothes hanger to roast marshmallows over the signal fire.
    Brett: You must be Fauna.
    Fauna: I must. Would you like a s’more?
    Brett: Uh….no thanks. Not really in the mood for any sweets.
    Fauna: How about some cheese and crackers?
    Brett: Yummy. (Fauna holds up a platter with assorted crackers and cheese and Brett picks one and takes a bite) mmmmm……I like this cheese. Is it Gouda?
    Fauna: It better be. I justa bought it.
    Brett: Well, let’s get down to business. (Fauna hands him a briefcase)
    Fauna: Half a million, as agreed. You’ll get the other half on delivery. I want him taken alive. (Brett opens the briefcase and inspects the contents)
    Brett: Aren’t you forgetting something? (Fauna reaches for a Nike gym bag and hands it to Brett)
    Fauna: 5 kilos of M&Ms. All the brown ones removed, just as you requested. ( Brett unzips the bag for a quick look-see and smiles)
    Brett: That’s what I’m talkin bout!
    Fauna hands Brett a flute of Dom Perignon to toast their business deal.
    Fauna: (holding up her glass) To……the Metric System! (they clink glasses and guzzle the champagne til the flutes are empty after which Fauna lets out a hearty belch) “BuuuUUUUURRP!” ah……good stuff.
    They lie back on the blanket that Fauna had spread out on the sand and stare at the cloudless night sky.
    Brett: Penny for your thoughts.

    Meanwhile……moop his night vision binoculars and his scanning the area behind Fauna and Brett with his night vision binoculars where he’d detected a glint of movement. Suddenly, a face pops into view .
    Moop: Guys….we’ve got company.
    mr. wiener: Let me see. ( moop passes him the binoculars) Wait a minute, I recognize that face from his avatar. It’s Chris, the KoreaBang troll. He’s always had a hard-on for Brett. (Sees Chris loading a new clip into an AK-47) And it looks like he’s up to no good. Load up your Glocks. This could get serious.
    moop: Uh…guys, I don’t wanna be a party pooper. But I don’t recall Brett giving us any bullets.
    eattot: Well….it’s like my father always said. “If you’re gonna walk through a locker room, you’re gonna see some dick”
    moop : I totally get that. Anyway…I’m gonna try to get a closer look. You 2 stay here. eattot, try to warn Brett on his walkie-talkie. (moop crawls forward on his stomach using his elbows commando-style)
    Eattot: Uh- oh
    Mr. wiener: What?
    Eattot: I forgot to pack the walkie-talkies.
    Mr. wiener: JOHN PHILLIP SOUSA! Nothing is going right. Oh well, don’t worry eattot. It’s an honest mistake .
    Eattot: BLOW IT OUT YER ASS, WIENER!!!

    Brett and Fauna are making small talk when suddenly a man comes from behind a tree pointing an AK-47 at them. Brett immediately recognizes him as Chris the troll.
    Brett: You!
    Chris: Both of you! On your knees…NOW! This is a robbery! Don’t make it a murder!
    Brett and Fauna comply.

    moop returns to the spot he left eattot and wiener.
    moop: We got a problem. Bret and Fauna are being robbed.
    eattot: What are we going to do? We’ve got guns, but no bullets.
    mr. wiener : We passed a lot of rubbish on the beach back there. eattot, see if you can find a piece of pipe.
    Eattot. What for?
    Mr. Wiener : To give us a pole-dance. Now hurry.
    Eattot: oh… Ok. (runs to the beach to look for a length of pipe)
    Moop: Seriously dude, what’s the pipe for?
    Mr. wiener: Well….our guns are useless. I think we can find all the materials to make a spud launcher. But we need to work fast.
    Moop: A spud launcher? Dude, we don’t have any potatoes.
    Mr.wiener: No. But we have flan.

    Down the beach, Brett and Fauna are on their knees and their hands behind their heads. Brett spots his SPAS-12 on the blanket just beyond his reach. He realizes Chris is so focused on the briefcase and the gym bag that he doesn’t notice his gun and Brett waits for an opening to spring into action. Fauna looks at Chris with disdain.
    Fauna: (scornfully) So ……….after all your trolling, you’re nothing but a common thief.
    Chris: Shut up! You think you’re so cool….with your blog….and your ads….and your Chinasmack Personals. Now, toss that briefcase over here.

    eattot returns from the other side of the beach with a piece of PVC pipe about 1 meter long and 6 cm wide.
    Eattot: Is this good enough?
    Mr. wiener. It’s perfect. Good job, hon. Now use the corkscrew on your Swiss Army Knife and make a small hole right here. (uses a sharp pebble to mark the spot)
    mr. wiener: moop, you got any ideas how we can cap off the end?
    (moop takes the top off 1 of the Dragon Breath spray cans)
    moop: Try this. It looks the right size.( Hands the top to wiener and it fits perfectly over the pipe)
    mr. wiener: Ok. We need put the flan inside something we can stuff into the pipe.
    eattot: There were a lot of plastic bags on the beach. I’ll go get one.
    mr. wiener: No….too flimsy. moop, give me your underwear.
    moop: Dude, use your own underwear.
    mr. wiener: I don’t wear underwear. I like the breeze. So, hand them over.
    moop: (embarrassed) Look, I don’t have any underwear. Truth be told….I shit my pants when we jumped out of Brett’s Lear jet. I ripped them off and tossed them into the sea.
    (They both turn their heads and face eattot)
    mr. wiener: eattot….we need your underwear. Get’em off. We’ll turn around and close our eyes.
    eattot: Oh no no no no no no. I’m not falling for that one.
    moop: eattot, we don’t have time to argue. Brett and Fauna’s lives are at stake.
    eattot: Fine! Wait here 1 moment. ( eattot goes behind a bush and returns and hands her underwear to moop)
    moop: (thrusts his fist forward) Score! You owe me 1 dollar wiener.
    eattot: What the fuck?
    mr. wiener: Oh …..we bet on if your panties looked like tiger skin or leopard . Here’s your dollar, moop.
    eattot: GO TO DIE YOU SICK PERVS!
    After tying the leg-holes of eattot’s panties to form a pouch they empty the tubes of Pocket Flan™ into the undies and tie the ends to seal the flan inside. moop holds the makeshift weapon while mr. wiener stuffs the flan-filled undies into the tube with a stick.
    moop: Ok , we’re ready. eattot, get some hairspray out of your purse.
    eattot: Hairspray? I don’t have any hairspray.
    moop: No hairspray? What kind of girl doesn’t carry hairspray? FUCK! That was our only hope!
    eattot: I’m so sorry (she starts crying and tears start falling down her cheeks)
    Upon seeing eattot’s tears, mr. wiener is struck with a sudden epiphany.
    mr. wiener: What about the tear gas? We can use the Dragon Breath to fire the spud launcher. We’re running out of time and options. We have to try. We must! WE MUST!
    moop: I guess it’s worth a try. Let’s go.

    They quietly sneak down to the beach to get within range of Chris, who is growing more and more belligerent every moment. They take their positions just out of Chris’s view with wiener on one knee supporting the front of the launcher on his right shoulder, bazooka-style and moop to his left as spotter and eattot directly behind wiener as the trigger-man. eattot sprays an entire can of Dragon Breath into the hole and places her finger over it and prepares her lighter.
    Chris points his rifle at Fauna and there is an unexplainable tension in the air like a Sergio Leone movie. (rattles and The Good, The Bad and the Ugly theme play in the background)

    moop: (wets his finger and holds it up while looking through his night vision goggles) Wind…..3 knots from the west. Fire when ready…….

    Chris: Now ….Brett, slowly bring me the gym bag. No sudden moves or Fauna dies.
    Brett slowly picks up the gym bag and gives Fauna a subtle nod.
    SUDDENLY FAUNA DROPS TO THE GROUND AS BRETT HURLS THE GYM BAG INTO CHRIS’S CHEST AND JUMPS FOR HIS SPAS-12. CHRIS RETAINS HIS BALANCE AND IS ABOUT TO EMPTY HIS CLIP INTO BRETT AND FAUNA JUST AS A HUGE EXPLOSION ERUPTS!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    THE FLAN-FILLED TIGER PRINT PANTIES SHOT OUT OF THE TUBE AT SUCH FORCE THAT MOOP,EATTOT AND WIENER ARE BLOWN 50 FEET BACKWARDS IN A GIANT FIREBALL. BLACK SMOKE COVERS THEIR FACES AND THEIR STILL SMOLDERING HAIR LOOKED AS IF THEY STUCK THEIR FINGERS IN A 330-VOLT ELECTRICAL SOCKET. THE PANTIES HIT THE GYM BAG WITH AMAZING POWER SPLATTERING FLAN EVERYWHERE AND LAUNCHING IT LIKE A ROCKET 1,000 FEET IN THE AIR WHERE IT EXPLODES LIKE FIREWORKS AND RAINS BRIGHTLY COLORED M&MS LIKE A HAILSTORM FOR SEVERAL MINUTES.

    With everyone in shock and ears ringing nobody noticed in the dead calm that Brett had blown a hole in Chris’s chest that was wide enough for 6 monkeys on mopeds.

    moop: FUCK!!!
    wiener: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SMELL?
    eattot: mmmmmmm……smells good….reminds me of my uncle
    Fauna: YOU ASSHOLES!! How am I going to get this flan out of my dress. It’s ruined! Tamade! (sobbing)This was my lucky dress.
    Brett stands up and dusts off his suit. While Fauna is covered with flan, Brett managed to avoid getting even a speck on him.
    Brett: Good work everybody. That was a close one.
    wiener: Cool. I guess we can all go home now. Case closed.
    Brett: I don’t think so. Chris typed his trolling comments with completely different spacing. I’m certain he was not le lo. Still…someone tipped him off that we would be here. This is starting to get interesting.
    Fauna: We’d better go to my place and get cleaned up. You guys stink.

    Brett picks up the briefcase full of cash, slings his shotgun over his shoulder and the group of 5 walk with swagger toward the sunrise of the new day as the KILL BILL THEME plays .( Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei)

    Offshore in the distance, a shadowy figure has been observing the events from the deck of a Chinese junk. He speaks to himself while Brett and the others disappear into the horizon.
    Shadowy Figure: So, Brett Hunan…. You will discover soon enough this is only the beginning of my diabolical plan. (yells to one of his henchmen) BRING ME MY MONKEY!

    (organ music plays)
    Announcer: Will Fauna ever find a way to remove flan from her lucky dress? Tune in next week for another episode of “BRETT HUNAN: CYBER-SLEUTH”

    • mr. wiener

      Who told you I always go comando?

    • moop

      ooooh i think i know who the bad guy is!

      • Little Wolf

        Really? Maybe you can clue me in. I’m just making this shit up as I go along. Open to any suggestions.

      • mr. wiener

        Me too.

    • mr. wiener

      But where is Linette’s dominatrix scene?

      • Little Wolf

        I got it in my head. But I think I’ll keep it in my personal fap bank another week. Patience.

      • linette

        hahaha…..yeah..we need some gang action.

    • Sponge Monkey

      Brett picks one and takes a bite) mmmmm……I like this cheese. Is it Gouda?
      Fauna: It better be. I justa bought it.

      I want to kill you for that …. SO BAD :)

      • Brett Hunan

        Haha I really did laugh at that.

    • Brett Hunan

      You managed to outdo yourself on this one. I was laughing while reading it.

      I wonder whats in store for the guys next time… [/anxious]

      • Little Wolf

        I wonder if eattot even knows she’s a character in this drama. Maybe I should have had her sign a waiver. Hope she won’t sue me for defamation of character :(

        • Sponge Monkey

          Or she just may off you with her Hello Kitty Glock…

          Okay, I’m seriously wasting time now… nap time!

        • Alan

          Great job LW.

          What kind of panties do you think eattot really does wear? Granny style big beige ones, or sexy slinky girly ones?

          • Little Wolf

            Thanks Alan. Your question is easy, at least in my imagination. I believe eattot wears sexy, slinky panties in a variety of colors, prints and materials including silk and lace (including 1 with a fuzzy pink heart) Also, some thong-th-thong-thong-thongs. No granny style.
            Scuse me while I go take a cold shower :P

        • Brett Hunan

          Hah, I was wondering if Fauna knows.

          BTW I am fairly certain that cb never left us and he posts daily. Just short enough that no one should ever notice. I will let you, moop and wiener try to figure it out before I tell you.

        • eattot

          little wolf:
          i really surspect that your henry…
          do u have 9 sisters???
          u wrote so much i can not ignore u ,so i must reply though i am a bit sick in bed.

          • mr. wiener

            Wiener: “What, you’re sick in bed Eattot? Never mind I’ll come and rub your back”.
            Eattot: “EAT SHIT AND DIE WIENER!!”.
            Lol. :D

          • Little Wolf

            eattot: I am not henry….I swear. You can click on my avatar and follow the links. Hope you feel better soon.

            wiener: zing!

            Brett: I do have my suspicions. Compare notes later.

  • linette

    eattot, sorry you are sick. Hope you feel better. It’s not fun to be sick during weekend when you should be out enjoying good weather. I am a bit sick too because of allergy. My throat hurt.

    haha…for eattot everything is Go die..you go die..die..! Ni qu si.
    What is this stereotype thing about Asian girl and Hello Kitty? It’s so crazy. I was a Garfield fan. I love that fat lazy cat who is obsess with lasana, and his best friend is that crazy dog Odie.

  • linette

    eattot, sorry you are sick. Hope you feel better. It’s not fun to be sick during weekend when you should be out enjoying good weather. I am a bit sick too because of allergy. My throat hurt.

    haha…for eattot everything is Go die..you go die..die..! Ni qu si.
    What is this stereotype thing about Asian girl and Hello Kitty? It’s so crazy. I was a Garfield fan. I love that fat lazy cat who is obsess with lasagna, and his best friend is that crazy dog Odie.

    • eattot

      linette:
      ha, i just got up because i am so thirsty in bed, must drink now.
      thanks , your a funny girl, hahaha!
      kiss kiss!

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