In the dead of night when all is quiet, I often ask myself whether the decision to come to Earth was right or wrong…
When you’re next, some things just aren’t that funny anymore.
These students definitely aren’t imitating “The Death of Socrates” out of ball-aching boredom. So school, take note, cultivating team spirit should no longer be limited to tug-of-war.
Back then, we didn’t have any girls in our class. Legendary reply: So we had to download some…
It’s said that people with big faces shouldn’t use touchscreen cell phones, because they’ll hang up the phone the moment they smile/laugh…
hell have you been all these years?”
However many years of being smartasses apart can’t compare to the years of being dumbasses together.
The first college class reunion since we began working was held in the zoo, with everyone’s reason being: Only here can we feel we’re still human beings!
The life of those who live from paycheck to paycheck is to see Grandpa Mao’s face change from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to light green-before he finally disappears…
“Don’t date me, you fraud! If you have the balls, just marry me!” This is also a kind of “Chinese forced marriage”.
