‘Growing Up’

In the dead of night when all is quiet, I often ask myself whether the decision to come to Earth was right or wrong…

Chinese little boy yawning.

When you’re next, some things just aren’t that funny anymore.

Chinese children getting shots.

These students definitely aren’t imitating “The Death of Socrates” out of ball-aching boredom. So school, take note, cultivating team spirit should no longer be limited to tug-of-war.

Chinese students reenacting The Death of Socrates.

The Death of Socrates.

Chinese students reenacting The Death of Socrates.

Back then, we didn’t have any girls in our class. Legendary reply: So we had to download some…

No girls in our class.

It’s said that people with big faces shouldn’t use touchscreen cell phones, because they’ll hang up the phone the moment they smile/laugh…

Big face.

hell have you been all these years?”

Little ducky slapping another.

However many years of being smartasses apart can’t compare to the years of being dumbasses together.

Farting Chinese student in graduation gown blows another away.

Chinese graduates perform flying kung fu.

Chinese university graduates simulate funeral.

Chinese university graduates spell out niubi.

Shantou University graduates simulate levitation.

The first college class reunion since we began working was held in the zoo, with everyone’s reason being: Only here can we feel we’re still human beings!

Class reunion in the zoo.

The life of those who live from paycheck to paycheck is to see Grandpa Mao’s face change from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to light green-before he finally disappears…

Chinese currency.

“Don’t date me, you fraud! If you have the balls, just marry me!” This is also a kind of “Chinese forced marriage”.

Chinese cross-dressing wedding photos.

  • sm

    Happy sofa….LOL

  • DRaY

    SOfa Bitches!!!

    • sm

      how about it? huh, slow man.

  • Dr. Dust Cell

    I was seriously expecting 10x the content..

    • sm

      me too.

  • notorious

    nice to see people having fun

  • hanyucha

    The video pop-up ads on Chinasmack are really annoying. Thanks for selling out Flora.

    • hanyucha

      Like Deng Xiao Ping said: “It is glorious to be rich.”

      • donscarletti

        The quote is:
        “Poverty is not socialism, prosperity is glorious.”
        “贫穷不是社会主义。富裕光荣。”

        Mr Deng says that the point of socialism is not to make the landlord starve together with the peasants, it is to make the peasants wealthy. This is not an endorsement of capitalism, this is just a critique of previous forms of communism that focused too much on destroying rather than creating.

        • anon

          I’m quite sure he doesn’t give a shit what Deng meant and just wanted to express his sense of entitlement and disparage Chinese people at the same time.

          • anon

            Sorry, not Chinese people, but mainlanders specifically.

  • eattot

    When I get a boyfriend, the first thing I will do is to give him a good smack in the face, and ask, “Where the hell have you been all these years?
    哈哈哈哈!O(∩_∩)O~
    then
    when i get a girlfriend, the first thing i will do it to give her a good smack on her ass, and ask,”who the hell have you been sleeping with all the years?

    • sm

      are you a girl or a boy?

      • eattot

        i’m a ladyboy….thought i perfer to be a robot.

        • sm

          ……..

        • Alan

          Are you really a ladyboy?

          • http://www.webproxychina.com/ Rod

            Haha. Turns out the comments are better than the content.

  • Appalled@everything

    For as long as I live I may never understand Chinese people the way they understand each other.

    • typingfromwork

      You can say the same for, well, anywhere really.

      But especially the French.

    • dr love

      do you completely understand yourself yet?

      • Appalled@everything

        omg No. I don’t. Who am I? Do you know? Please help me Doctor Love. Because without you I am utterly lost. Please help me to remember to tell people who call themselves Doctor Love to go eat a dick and to call them names like piss-poor prat and numbnuts.

  • typingfromwork

    Levitating two girls? Baller.

  • lonetrey

    ………………………………..

Personals @ chinaSMACK - Meet people, make friends, find lovers? Don't be so serious!»