Men don’t have the right to complain about the heat at all! Try wearing a bra! Try sticking your hair to the nape of your neck! Try wearing a sanitary towel!
Don’t bother trying to reason with women. Creatures that bleed seven days out of every month but don’t die are unnatural on this planet…
Went shopping with a colleague. Upon seeing the price of infant milk formula, this girl sighed, and then thoughtfully patted her breasts, “You must not let me down…”
Behind success and failure: Woman: Behind every successful man is always a woman. Man: Then what’s behind an unsuccessful man? Woman: Too many women.
Wei Xiaobao and his wives.
It is said that when two men and a women walk together on the street, each of them thinks they’re the third wheel.
Q: Why is Chang’e so fickle? A: Because her name is Change.
Programmers are all good men, because they ask themselves the same question all day long: What are the mistakes that I’ve made? Let me know, and I will definitely correct them.
Comparison of Nocturnal Creatures — Vampire, Zombie, and Programmer. Things in common: Having a bad temper, pale skin, expressionless face, dark circles under the eyes, stiff body, possessed health in the past.
Men usually don’t like fighting [with women], nor do they take the initiative to fight, but they’re experts at making women fight with them.
One day on the bus, I heard two girls in front of me talking. One girl said, “When my husband makes mistakes in the future, I’m going to make him kneel on a CPU!” The other girl replied, “My husband doesn’t kneel on a CPU (has many needles), I make him kneel on the remote control…each change of the channel is a beating!”
“Daddy, did you kneel down when you proposed to mommy?” “No.” “Why?” “Your mom said, ‘There will be plenty of opportunities for you to kneel down, so you are exempted this time.’”
