Anti-Mainlander Hong Kong Ad Parodied, Becomes Internet Meme

Hong Kong netizens print a full-page advertisement in Apple Daily newspaper demanding that Article 24 of Hong Kong Basic Law be revised to stop mainland pregnant women from going to Hong Kong. to give birth

Mutual resentment between Hong Kongers and mainlanders is nothing new, and has been both long-standing and widespread. Many Hong Kongers look down upon mainlanders as being crude and uncivilized, while many mainlanders in return chafe at Hong Kongers’ arrogance and sense of superiority.

Last month, a video of Hong Kongers and mainlanders arguing on the Hong Kong subway circulated online. What began as mainlanders eating on the Hong Kong subway violating the subway’s rules immediately expanded to all sorts of resentments by both sides. Controversial Peking University professor Kong Qingdong’s subsequent public rant that “many Hong Kongers are dogs” only escalated things further.

Recently…

On Sina Weibo:

@港女廚房: A group of Hong Kong netizens donated money to print a full-page advertisement in today’s Apple Daily newspaper:

Hong Kong Apple Daily anti-mainlander "Locust" full-page advertisement.

Translation of the above Hong Kong advertisement:

Do you want Hong Kong to spend $1,000,000 HKD every 18 minutes raising “double negative” children? ["double negative" refers to when neither parent is from Hong Kong.]

Hong Kong people have had enough!

  • Because we understand that you are victimized by poisonous milk powder, we’ve tolerated you coming to panic buy milk powder;
  • Because we understand that you have no freedom, we’ve welcome you to “travel freely” to Hong Kong;
  • Because we understand that your education is backwards, we’ve shared our educational resources with you;
  • Because we understand that you don’t read complete [traditional] Chinese characters, we’ve used crippled [simplified] Chinese characters below:
    “When coming to Hong Kong, please respect local culture, [because] if it weren’t for Hong Kong, you would all be doomed.”

Strongly demand that the government revise the Article 24 of Basic Law!
Stop mainland “double negative” pregnant women from limitless invasion of Hong Kong!

On Sina Weibo:

@叶落孤舟: “Had Enough! Collection” Ever since Hong Kong’s “Apple Daily” newspaper printed the [locust] advertisement, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen netizens have one after another posted images in response, and soon various major cities one after another also expressed their unwillingness to be left out… Tianjin version / Chengdu version / Chongqing version / Xiamen version / American version, then a Naruto version, a time travel version, and finally a dove version!! Netizens are such geniuses!! [哈哈] (Images from the internet)

Beijing version of the Hong Kong Apple Daily full-page "had enough" "locusts" anti-mainlander advertisement, made by Beijing netizens in parody.

Translation of the above parody:

Do you want Beijing’s migrant population to continue increasing?

Beijingers won’t tolerate it anymore! [have had enough!]

  • Beijing has already accommodated 20 million migrants.
  • Beijing has already accepted 478 thousand children that came along.

But!
You still ruin Beijing’s culture, disturb Beijing’s order, push up Beijing property prices, have too many children who then take their gaokao collect examinations here, eat Beijing’s food and drink Beijing’s water and still curse Beijing as worthless. So please do us a favor, Go build up your hometown first, then come build up Beijing.

Strongly demand that the government revise the law!

Stop the endless influx of migrants into Beijing!

Shanghai version of the Hong Kong Apple Daily full-page "had enough" "locusts" anti-mainlander advertisement, made by Shanghai netizens in parody.

Translation of the above parody (which was written in Shanghainese dialect):

Do you want to spend 4 billion RMB every year subsidizing the migrant population?

Shanghainese can’t take it anymore! [have had enough!]

  • Because you’ve come to make money, we’ve accommodated 17,566,700 migrants;
  • Because you’ve come to establish a home, we’ve accepted 380,000 migrant children;
  • Because you want to be filial to your parents, we’ve taken in 159,500 migrant seniors.

But!

  • We have to put up with you ruining our culture;
  • We have to put up with the accusations by your fellow villagers;
  • We have to put up with the uncivilized behavior of your fellow villagers.

Strongly demand that the government revise the law!

Stop the endless influx of migrants into Shanghai!

Guangzhou version of the Hong Kong Apple Daily full-page "had enough" "locusts" anti-mainlander advertisement, made by Guangzhou netizens in parody.

Translation of the above parody:

Do you want to take out your wallet and spend another 990,000,000 yuan to foot the bill for the water company?

Guangzhou people have had enough!

  • Because you wanted to speed up the city, we took out 700 million to build the BRT.
  • Because you wanted to look new to welcome the Asian Games, we took out 300 million to foot the bill.
  • Because you to do lighting projects, every year we have to take out 130 million.

Only except

  • Some people take our money and eat, drink, and live large having us pay for it.
  • Some people hold legislative hearings that then become price increasing hearings.
  • Some people the moment they hear feasibility reports they begin passing the buck.

Strongly demand the government to amend the law!

Guangzhou people are not fish that anyone can do with as they please!

Shenzhen version of the Hong Kong Apple Daily full-page "had enough" "locusts" anti-mainlander advertisement, made by Shenzhen netizens in parody.

Translation of the above parody:

If you’ve come,
then you’re one of us [a Shenzhen person].

Shenzhen welcomes you!

  • Because we’re all people who have left home, we welcome you;
  • Because this is a circle that Grandpa Deng drew for all of us [as an SEZ], we welcome you;
  • Because you the driving force behind Shenzhen’s development, Shenzhen welcomes you;
  • Because you are the reason behind Shenzhen’s glorious 30 years, Shenzhen welcomes you;
  • Because we want to tell all the people in the world, we’ve used “ying ge li shi” [English] below:
    Welcome to “Hometown Shenzhen”.

Warmly welcome everyone struggling to make a life for themselves to Shenzhen!

May all Shenzhen people a happy new year and all your wishes come true!

Note: Shenzhen is a young city whose population is all “migrant workers” from other parts of the country.

United States version of the Hong Kong Apple Daily full-page "had enough" "locusts" anti-mainlander advertisement, made by Chinese netizens in parody.

Translation of the above parody:

Do you want America to have 1 Chinese amongst 100 people to be their neighbor?

Americans have had enough!

  • You have no democracy, we do, and so you come here?
  • You have no freedom, we do, and so you come here?
  • We have no corrupt officials, you do, and you will bring them with you!
  • We have no corruption, you do, and you will bring it with you!

Strongly demand that the United States government reenact the Chinese Exclusion Act!

  • You denigrate our culture, and yet you come to study our culture?
  • You disparage our lifestyle, and yet you come to enjoy our lifestyle?
  • You attack our export of universal values, and yet you build Confucius Institutes everywhere on United States campuses?

Think the United States isn’t good? Then go back to China!

From NetEase:

Hong Kong media prints full-page anti-mainland pregnant women advertisement

February 1st, a large “Hong Kongers have had enough!” advertisement appeared in a Hong Kong newspaper, expressing a position against mainlander pregnant women going to Hong Kong, as well as making fun of mainlanders as locusts, demanding that the authorities stop the “invasion”. A Hong Kong resident says this reflects some Hong Kongers’ views, especially certain local pregnant women who have been affected, but the metaphor used is extremely impolite, and doesn’t represent the majority of Hong Kongers.

Comments on NetEase:

网易北京市网友:

“If it weren’t for Hong Kong, you would be screwed” — Arrogance like this is breathtaking.

河北沧州人 [网易北京市网友]:

They’re right in their criticisms, because when there’s always some people who believe it is good there and do everything they can to go there, how can they not develop a superiority complex? Look at the content, it’s all a kind of despising and disdain. Sigh, the belief of our country’s people is to squeeze themselves into wherever they think is good. Where’s the ambition? If you’re worth anything, then first build up your current home, and one day, they will do everything they can to come here. Then, we can post this kind of advertisement, and we’ll feel differently then.

网易广东省肇庆市网友:

If going to Hong Kong to give birth didn’t come with a Hong Kong birth certificate, I bet it would reduce the number of mainland pregnant women going to Hong Kong to give birth by 99.9%!

ddcat0228 [网易北京市网友]:

As a Chinese person, very ashamed~

风流大河蟹 [网易浙江省宁波市网友]:

Some Hong Kongers are simply dogs, support Professor Kong.

我有我感受 [网易广东省东莞市网友]:

The mentality of Hong Kongers is already nearing perverse. First, after returning [to China], the central government had sought to change the law, but it was the Hong Kongers’ Legislative Council who unanimously sought so-called democracy and freedom, to let people who didn’t have Hong Kong parents to obtain Hong Kong residency rights. Hong Kong delivery rooms are about to go bankrupt. Several years ago, the former Chief Executive even said again that Hong Kong’s birth rates keep dropping and encouraged mainlanders to compensate. Well then, now there are more and more mainlanders, where the number of mainland children being born in Hong Kong are even more than Hong Kongers. Now Hong Kongers want to blame us, saying we’re coming to steal their resources, that we’re locusts, haha, fuck, what is going on? Now you think there are too many mainlanders, right? Well, that’s because your government doesn’t know how to regulate, how is it mainlanders’ fault? Ask your Legislative Council, what’s wrong with you Hong Kong people? The power has always been in your hands, so go change the law, stop pretending.

凌波伊布 [网易福建省厦门市网友]:

First: “Please respect local culture.” This indeed should be the case. Just like if you went to live temporarily in someone’s home, you have to live in accordance with the host’s living habits, rather than having them accommodating you! Second: “If it weren’t for Hong Kong, you’d all be screwed.” To the person who expresses this kind of opinion, I only want to say that without people like you, our country would still slowly but steadily become strong and powerful!

网易上海市手机网友:

The problem needs both sides to work together to solve. Even if one side wins the argument, it’s useless. If there’s a problem, put it on the table and let everyone think of a solution. Mutually yelling at each other only shows that people have different positions because of different perspectives and points of view. Wouldn’t it be better to work together as one to solve the problem? Why waste time like this?!

网易广西桂林市手机网友:

Because we understand you got rich first, we’ve tolerated you coming to the mainland to invest, having us work like animals for you, and letting you curse us as “northerners”; Because we understand you lack affection [for us], we’ve chosen to use less in order to give you more help; Because we understand you don’t know where you’re from, we try to tell you who is good and who is evil; Because we understand you are very realistic, we won’t beat around the bush when telling you: “Hong Kongers, if you didn’t have us, you guys would be nothing!

网易广东省手机网友:

What does Hong Kong owe you? To say something fair, Hong Kong’s success today is mostly because of British rule! Could China have done it?

网易广东省手机网友:

I think the direction of the discussion is completely wrong. Mainlanders going to Hong Kong to have children is of course wrong. But who is wrong is definitely not the mainland, but the Hong Kong government’s inappropriate measures in response and the many profit-seeking clinics. Since Hong Kong has already provided this kind of channel, it can’t blame others for using it. What is even more wrong is this advertisement being so obvious in expanding the issue and directly pointing at all mainlanders, even using “crippled Chinese characters”, “locusts” and other attacks.

网易江苏省盐城市手机网友:

Kong Qingdong said it right, some Hong Kong people are simply dogs, simply bastards… you think you are so superior?? Ignorant… makes me laugh…

网易广西手机网友:

Who can appeal to the mainland public to boycott visiting Hong Kong? I’ll be the first to support it.

From NetEase:

Hong Kong cracks down on “double negative” pregnant women going to Hong Kong to give birth

According to a Ta Kung Pao report, Hong Kong is cracking down on “double negative” pregnant women [for whom neither parent is from Hong Kong] going to Hong Kong to give birth, launching large-scale inspections and enforcement activities, raiding “child-birthing apartments” specifically serving mainland pregnant women.

Hong Kong authorities crack down on clinics serving pregnant mainlanders who visit Hong Kong to give birth.

What do you think?

  • E Puff

    im curious. what will happen to hong kong in 2050 when it is under mainland’s government rule?

    • dim mak

      Nothing. I’m sure if the CCP wanted to they could change HK right now, autonomy or not. But they realize HK is doing just fine and don’t want to mess with success. Any by 2050, they’ll probably be more liberal and civilized anyway.

    • coala banana

      well, if its still profitable in 2050 they will extend it for another 50 years i guess. I know HK very well and can tell you that HK profits a lot from mainland tourists, especially the luxury brands.

      While the street picture has of course changed significantly, cause mainland people showing their mainland behavior in public, one can understand why many HKers feel the way they feel. But let me tell you something about HKers. They ARE the most hypocritical MFs on the planet. Its a great city, no doubt, but ones you leave the city area of kowloon it very much looks like mainland china, even HK island looks like another world compared to kowloon side.

      One of the commentators was right..what would HK be without 100 years of British rule ? Without a doubt it would look like mainland china. Every weekend i see hundreds of HKers coming to china and somehow they quite fast adapt to mainland “customs”.

      Then there is the hate between HK and mainland females. While most HK women dress better then mainland women, they both lack the same hygiene issues. Many HK women lost their husbands/boyfriends to a mainland “hotty” and that pisses them off. Mainland girls are the better players, while women and girls must work in HK to make a living, mainland girls prefer looking out for sugar daddies.

      I don’t like Brits very much, but without them HK would be a shithole. And considering that a city state was under a 100 year rule, the infrastructure, work ethics, court system…have benefited from it,but the people haven’t changed significantly in HK. Most are still mainlanders, but with slightly better clothing and without the spitting and nose drilling.

      By 2050 ? i doubt that there will still be a CCP in china. I think that within the next 5-10 years, china will go down in a chaos and violence….10s of millions will loose they lives in another “cultural change” and many more will die cause of hunger. The country will be chopped apart and GD province will be the only province worth living in, except city states like Shanghai and Beijing which will establish democracy to a certain degree….China is not able to defend themselves from global and economy crises and local corruption, they have 1.5 billion people to feed and to keep under control.

      Ever saw a chinese gets pissed ? It gives the term “out of control” a whole new meaning…!!

      • White Phosphorus

        I saw a YouTube video of a Chinese woman with what seemed to be a taishan accent, and she got all nuts on a black women on a public bus in SanFran. The Chinese can get very psychotic when their adrenaline gets going! Don’t be deceived by the submissive outer appearance of the Chinese…!

        • http://www.chinasmack.com Fauna
        • coala banana

          yeah, i know that one. From my experience most are quite calm, but the fact that once they allow their blood pressure to go up, they are in another world and completely out of control. I think that has to do that they always swallow their emotions and feelings and keep quite about things they should be pissed about. Once a certain level of self mutilation is reached they are like ticking time bombs ready to explode. When they release the pressure you better to be close to them, cause they will do some crazy ass shit.

          I have around 500 employees and we hire and fire a few people every week. Some get real pissed when they loose their job. I had everything…. from the guy jumping on the office table, yelling, crying and screaming and throwing his pc out of the window….the ones which talk about to kill themselves in front of all….up to the ones which come back with 10 of his friends armed with hacksaws and knifes….while some cases are entertaining, I would consider to put others in the “dangerous category”. I am still surprised that in 6 years i just had 2 cases where i had to knock out someone.

          I never had any problems with female employees, all hard and good working. Except one case where a pregnant worker was hit and beat in the stomach by other female workers. The males kinda suck.

          • 24Herbs

            I think you are missing the real point. The problem is that the HK govt is not willing to disallow citizenship to kids of double negative parents. If you stop giving the HK ID to them, then the abuse of the local hospitals will stop. Do you realise how many mainlanders take the hk id and return to guangdong or fujian and claim hk umemployment benefits?

          • s4v

            males suck and females are fine?
            Just because you a hairy (on your stomach and back), bald, fat white dude who thinks you are the shit, because you work here in china and earns better than the average and probably fucks some ugly chinese whores, does not you the right to judge about the males.
            Yes, I do feel deeply offended by your opinion as a chinese. people like you should go back to from whereever you are from and leave china alone.

      • Tadd

        Hey, hey, hey!~
        You “don’t like Brits very much”… what did we do wrong?

        • coala banana

          hehehe, its some sort of luxury thing ! sometimes it has nothing to do with people at all….england ? shit weather, shit food, too many muslims. Ok, you did a great job in HK ! But, from a colonization perspective i don’t like you guys, with everything else , i am fine with brits as long as they are not ordinary hooligans and have their alcohol consume under control…

      • Hongjian

        I like your assessment about the state of affairs and level of civilization of the mainland, but I do not share your view of the developmental prospects of whole of China. Also, 2050 and China collapsing? Are you the cheap version of Gordon Chang? At least he was funny enough to claim it will happen in 2012, as the rest of the world as well.

        But whatever. I really really look forward for a next Cultural Revolution. Because shitsters like you would have their assets nationalized, rounded up, their necks bloody of the metal wire carrying the heavy wooden board with your names and crimes against socialism on it, and then buried alive in a pit full of feces after long hours of public shamings and abuse.

        I’ll be there; that girl with the red scarf who uses a rusty bicycle-chain to leash your exposed, bloody body, ripping one piece of stinking, swollen meat out after each hit, until you will look like a victim of Lingchi, drenched in blood and torn pieces of flesh and skin, and effectively tortured to death, before you can join the fermentaion of the feces-pit with your capitalist accomplices.

        Because, this is my merciful service for all those who ever managed to amuse me.

        I’ll look forward to it. The people’s tribunal awaits you, capitalist scumbag.

        • mr. weiner

          Wow that’s quite an offer Frau Hongjian, CB I’d take her up on that, usually that kind of sick action costs extra, and it is sooooo hard to find decent practitioners outside of Japan [and no doubt delivered in a thick teutonic accent!]

          • coala banana

            :-))), I don’t know, but somehow i like this guy ! not that i would go so far to invite him over for thanksgiving dinner, but like i said before, when one cut out his barbaric and bestialic fantasies, then he brings out one or the other valid point.

            Maybe he has missed the fact that china is by no means a socialist or communist country, but that just as a side note, cause its funny that he calls me a capitalist. Truth is I was a communist too in my youth, even a party member at one time:-), now we are all over the world and enjoy the freedoms of globalization and earn the fruits of the many loopholes in certain economies. I didn’t ask for that, its just how things work out sometimes in life and i wouldn’t want to have it any other way, its exciting. Deep inside i am still a commie, probably will ever be, but then there is this common sense thing which tells me thats all BS, so i keep on enjoying my real life and something i can touch and feel. Money is a great things and so are women:-).

            Hongjian might have both too, I truly believe that he is an educated fella and would even be a cool dude when he could just tone it down a bit with this blood&torture stuff. He might even got a wife or GF ? When that is the case one can just hope that he don’t leave a mess behind one day. People do sick things, but i don’t believe that he is one of them. He might have real detailed fantasies about some S&M which includes blood and torture, but i think that he just jerks off to it and don’t really practice it.

        • rollin wit 9′s

          nice one on the gordon chang bit haha, fuckn A! I just got off of forbes too hehe.
          -Classic

      • southernortherner

        your idea of china falling into chaos…is a bit farfetched ..its like sayin america will fall into similar situations…oh wait..

      • Ray

        I don’t get how one can speculate “what ifs” especially if it spanned over 50 years, if HK is a shithole without British rule, then that is because China is not good at ruling. It is basically saying that “Americans won’t feel so superior to other third world countries if it wasn’t under its own democracy, but instead if it was under China rule it’ll be a shithole.” If being under British rule makes Hong Kongers more educated, develop a better trading system and economy, then that belongs to the people of Hong Kong, you can’t assume people or different cultures would somehow be the same prior to migration, especially when its been through multiple generations. Culture can change within 1 generation especially if the standard of living changes rapidly as well.

        Most HKers don’t think that they are superior to mainlanders, that is just the mainlander’s inferiority complex, like they have with all foreign people, but it hits them extra hard because HKers used to be from China, so instead of admitting that they got an inferiority complex, they just assume that everyone thinks that they are superior to Chinese people. Most HKers would just be discontent with what many mainlanders does in HK (like the baby stuff, cheap labor stealing jobs and some trivial cultural stuff like waiting in line), that is just a matter of differing cultures coming together. The main problem with this is that some Chinese would think that HK is just another part of China and they’ll exert their usual “Chinese ways” while they are in HK, without giving any effort of adjusting with the locals, and that can stir up the nerves of some citizens that had spent their life in HK and calls it their home.

        • E Puff

          That is the one major thing I have noticed about the chinese who post here is that they claim everyone thinks theya re better than them when in reality, americans for example are terrified of china’s progress, terrified that theya re taking our manufacturing jobs and producing our products, terrified because americans truly believe that chinese people are smarter and work harder. but if you ask someone chinese, they say that americans feel superior. I think we feel that chinese not having civil liberties is sad, but other than that, chinese people need to stop being so jealous of other countries because the PRC is denying them their human rights.

      • fx

        wow ,u sounds like a prophet ,but who knows it might get worse like u said but hope China will become a better place to live by then.

    • QWA

      More than half of China’s GDP is created in Guangzhou and Fujian and Taiwan. Mostly in the south. In some places people have not contributed to GDP for centuries but try to act like they do. The great wall was built to keep those people out of China.
      The biggest advantage right now is tax free shopping and import export. That is slowly disappearing new tax-free zones are being established. In other places they file bankruptcy to eliminate the differences.

      To publish in a newspaper is fine but it might be just as easy to file a Defamation and Libel suit. The suit can be easily in New York. Since the US can and has the power and incentive to freeze the bank accounts of UB. UB is the employer and is responsible for the action of its employees.

      Since this is a broad statement. The victims group is large. It includes all businesses worldwide such as HK style restaurants, individuals that suffered mental pain, import/exports from HK. Companies that are headquartered in HK.

  • badnews

    I’d rather be born on my…SOFA!!!!…you snooze you lose sucker

  • k

    Ironic how the Chinese have these opinions about other Chinese when Westeners have these same opinions about all Chinese who come to their country.

    • E Puff

      bullshit. westerners (Americans) don’t have this opinion about chinese . they have this opinion about mexicans. they like chinese because you don’t see chinese people in welfare offices, they keep to themselves, we don’t see them committing crimes against americans, if anything, next to SOME european countries, chinese people are probably the most welcome immigrant to come here. but chinese people see themselves differently – like they are disliked. i don’t know how british people feel, i understand that there is some problem with asians there, not sure which asian people.

  • Dan

    LOL i dun mind them using our facilities, resources and healthcare as long as they can input to the actual hong kong’s infrastructure (e.g 1 baby for 500 thousand RMB, that will ensure they pay for wht they use as in many case those ppl just run away after giving birth) (holiday makers 10 thousand fine for pooping or peeing in MTR), never mention the PRC gov plan to allow mainlanders to drive in hk with china driving license in the future… i just cannot imagine wht it’ll be like looking at the driving culture in china…. (may be they should do a 50 thousand fine for each accident they cause)

    • White Phosphorus

      I totally agree with you there. You gotta pay to play in HK!!! Then I might be more tolerant of their antics.

  • dim mak

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    1. Kong Qingdong is a fucking idiot. Not a real nationalist, just an idiot.
    2. Have kids in your own city/province. Why the fuck not? The advantages conferred by being born in HK are minor at most, and even if it does it’s up to you to improve rights in your own locale.
    3. Shoppers welcome. Milk powder, luxury bags, whatever.
    4. Yes, HKers can be arrogant pricks. But then again so can any developed city on the mainland, as all the parody posters show.
    5. Yes, mainlanders can be uncivilized faggots. Not everyone, but more on average. I don’t hate them for it, but for now, it’s true.
    6. Simplified vs traditional = who the fuck cares.

    Proposal: We live down here, you live up there, we do business, buy each others’ stuff, both be Chinese, everybody’s happy.

    • mr. weiner

      DM. I think everything you proposed was fair equatable and pragmatically thought out….are you feeling unwell?

      • dim mak

        I’ve always been pragmatic. People just get upset when I’m pragmatic about something that offends their beliefs.

    • Andao

      Definitely agree with #2. If your hometown is so shitty, why don’t you try to improve it? It’s like, “well, I could try to improve the country/city/village, or I could just drive to HK.” The poor people aren’t going to have any influence in this, so it’s gotta be middle/upper classes. It’s cases like this where mainlanders come off as being really, really lazy.

      • White Phosphorus

        I agree with your comment, but you haven’t stated how to change the mindset of the middle/upper classes so that they will try to improve their own country/city/village.

      • Hongjian

        Welp, this is why the mainland has the glorious Hukou system inspired by Imperial times and revived in the Red-imperial dynasty.

        Migration from the poor to the rich places are the oldest, one of the most problematic and one of the mostpotentially destabilizing ‘natural laws’ of socio-economic develpment ever. And this is why wise emperors of the old, have found the ultimate countermeasure for it: You will stay where you are born, or be bullied out or killed off by chengguang.

        Why the fuck isnt the CCP enforcing this shit in regards to the HK problem, until the mainland reaches a certain economic level?

        But whatever. Delicious frustration-tears of HK faggots makes me moist. This must be how rape feels like.

        • E Puff

          HOngJian, have you ever thought that maybe the mainland should be more like Hong Kong so the people on the mainland would actually want to stay? If people are leaving, maybe there’s something wrong with the way things are.

          • Hongjian

            Why always ask what people want?

            If my time living in a democracy taught me anything, it is that people are inherently stupid and like animals. Only better clothed and pretentiously talking about politics and faggy higher ideals still doesnt make them anything better than cattle.

            If they dont like shit to eat, it is the emperor’s duty to force it down their throats.

            You weak-willed faggots living in democracies and thinking you arent cattle, are the worst kind of cattle. You are the cattle that thinks that you have ANY power and actual say.

            In the end, those who have the guns, always win.

  • http://badcanto.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/415509_221202814640821_100002533122213_451272_267554129_o.jpg 童子蛋

    Social welfare are not meant for abuse
    it took many years for Hong Kong Citizen to pool it in
    Those locust just think it is from a magical endless pit

  • jiayi

    Such a confusing and oddly laid out article.

    • White Phosphorus

      Confusing for double negative cretins like you! He he he…

    • anon

      Read or scan from top to bottom. The only confusing part are the thumbnails of parodies she didn’t bother to translate since they’re not necessary to get the jist that Chinese netizens are having a field day with the idea.

  • donscarletti

    I understand Hong Kong, Shanghai and Guangzhou being annoyed about migrants, but Beijingnese should remember their place.

    The last Beijing born person to actually lead China was the Xianfeng Emperor in 1861. As such, as they are located in the capital, is in general the job of Beijingnese to serve a Waidiren and provide girls for powerful officials to fuck on a whim. It is not generally within the reach of those from Beijing to be these officials however.

    • White Phosphorus

      So what country provides men for powerful women to fuck on a whim? LMAO.

      • donscarletti

        Men will generally do that if you ask them. You don’t even have to be powerful.

        • White Phosphorus

          Minus the homosexual males!

          • coala banana

            lets not “discriminate” homosexual males:-)

            i don’t know any homosexuals, at least not any i know off….. my understanding is that hetero sexuals can have gay friends too, BUT in the moment one of them would go down on his knees to suck on my cock is the moment where i would seriously reconsider our friendship.

  • UkExPaT

    From my experience of working and living in China, I can absolutely say that mainlanders are more selfish than HKers. It becomes very evident whenever you TRY to queue, pay for goods or get on and off transportation etc……

    I had lived in Japan for a year before my stint in China. As a result, I have a lot of respect for the way Japanese citizens conduct themselves in public, their thoughtfulness for others and their overwhelming display of unity. Also, it is funny when you travel on public transports in Guangzhou China that you would hear constant broadcast of messages to urges decent public behaviour just because it is a virtue of the Chinese people! What a load of BS!

    From my understanding, HK has changed a lot since it was handed back to China. These changes came about because the lack of political will of the HK gov to ensure independent governance, as well as too much contact with mainland China. The HK politicians made many unwise decisions over the years just to please leaders in Beijing, and they won’t have to be responsible because all of them have foreign passports which allows them to retire elsewhere.

    In response to banana’s post about how most HKers are just as obnoxious as the mianlanders. I would like to say that a large proportion of people you encounter in HK could have originally emigrated from the mainland. Therefore, it is natural that their behaviours would be ery similar to their mainland counterparts.

    A country’s leadership can change overnight, but it takes a long time for the people to change their habits. From the way I see Chinese children are being brought up, they are constantly being spoilt to do as they please. They all grow up to be selfish little brats, which in turn will set bad examples when raise their children in pretty much the same fashion. This vicious cycle will ensure that you won’t notice much differences in the mainland tourists you see today and in the future. That’s my bet anyway……

    • anon

      The constant broadcast of messages urging decent public behavior is a good thing. That’s what the rest of us, including the Japanese and Hong Kongers, had to go through to get where we are today. The mainland Chinese are behind, but there are efforts and as you say, it takes al ong time for people to change their habits. Being spoiled by parents into becoming snotty little emperors may work against fostering greater civic mindedness, but let’s hope larger environmental pressures towards greater civic mindedness by the government and social contact with more “civic-minded” individuals (perhaps from other countries) will help.

      • 平凡人

        Well said, they may be ahead economy wise but socially, way behind. Unfortunately most Chinese thinks that only when they are rich, people will respect them. Quite a significant younger generation Chinese (post 80s and 90s) are really obnoxious.

    • fx

      can’t agree with u more, the younger generation in general are pretty selfish,even for Chinese whoever lived abroad for long period of time when they returned to china ,they would experience some degree of cultural shock ,selfishness,spitting are two major problems.

  • Technowolf

    Wasnt the “要不是香港你们全完蛋了“ remark a retort to a previous clip of a Mainlander in HK saying sth like “要不是中央管的你们完蛋了”?

  • Hongjian

    >Strongly demand that the United States government reenact the Chinese Exclusion Act!
    >You denigrate our culture, and yet you come to study our culture?

    >America

    >Culture

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Well, played, netizens!

  • Shanghairen

    I heard the mainland women just throw the placenta out the window after they give birth.

    • GodsHammer

      I KNOW!!! Such a waste of a perfectly good soup base riiiight?

      • Technowolf

        This made me laugh. Lots.

  • typingfromwork

    Wow, if anyone printed something like that here vis a vis, say, Scots in London there will be shitstorm of the highest order. What kind of a fucked up newspaper allows such an ad to be printed in the first place? And then just to match their myopic arrogance the PS for each of the mainland cities are also the same. Only Shenzhen seems to have its head screwed on. I guess it’s a city full of new money that don’t give a shit about the kind of inherited hypocracy that seem to infect the rest of these so called “civilised” cities. Good for them. I can’t stand pretentious assholery in any form.

    I find it ironic how the HKers contemptuously call mainlanders “locusts” while the rest of the world shout “LOL zerg rush” whenever they see these HKer’s yellow skin. Being born in a former British colony does not make you honorarily white, fucking dumb shits. Newsflash- Brits consider all the unwashed, uncooth HK born, barely educated Chinese takeaway owners to be unsanitary vermin, too. Know who you are and where you come from, be proud of your ancestry- and for gods sake being a dumbass elitest snob does not make anyone think any better of you. They’re not laughing with you- they’re laughing at you, stupid cunts.

    • dim mak

      That’s only because Shenzhen is a city of migrants. Who are they going to hate on, themselves? Apple Daily is a tabloid and Chinese people in general doesn’t give a fuck about all the political correctness you mentioned.

      No HKer thinks they’re white or wants to be “honorary white”. Way to pull the colonialism card, idiot. We know exactly where we’re from and are no less proud to be Chinese than mainlanders. Only dipshits who use mainland/mandarin as the default for “China” think otherwise.

      Back in the early days of colonialism, HKers WERE unwashed, uncouth vermin. If Britfags are stupid enough to still think this now, then I have news for you. The way Britain is headed vs the way China is headed, even mainlanders will find you beneath them in due time. Come try your moral equivalency then, see if anybody cares.

      • DRaY

        HA….. I see HKers as Locusts in CHina, ,,, they refuse to be called Chinese unless it helps them make money or fuck chickens …. FUCK Hong Kong…. two faced assholes…. Arrogant for no fucking reason… Yes HK used to be nice, but now … that shit is played out … Let your mainland brothers have some fun, you are all the same right? Stop acting like you are better than them, because the British gave you guys infrastructure and rules.

        • dim mak

          Which HKer refuses to be called Chinese, exactly? I’ve never met one. Our mainland brothers can have all the fun and shopping they want as long as they don’t take advantage of the local system or act like a bunch of uncivilized bumpkins. They’ll be our social equals when they act that way, then I’ll be more than glad to defend them from unjust biases.

          Go rage on the Republic of HONG KONG post, faggot. That’s what I made it for. It was meant for Hongjian and he wasn’t dumb enough to take the bait. You on the other hand…

  • what’s up

    the ad makes sense, anywhere you go, you have to respect their local customs and laws and be considerate of the people that inhabited the area originally. and mainlanders for one do not play by the rules, they like to spit on the floor and are incessantly loud

    mutual respect is the key here

  • 平凡人

    For this case, the government policies are the main issues. Why are they granting mainland Chinese to reside in Hong Kong? “One country two policies” does not mean an influx of mainland Chinese into Hong Kong as residence. This has created tension between Hong Kong people and mainland Chinese people as Hong Kong itself is already a very crowded city. It saddens me to see people of the same nationality and race despising one another.

  • Ding Dong Jung

    Mainlanders are so naive. Hong Kong does not need mainland to survive. Many small countries flourish when they are independent. Like Taiwan (seperated from mainland) and Singapore (separate from Malaysia). In fact after HK returns to China, the economy is becoming so gloomy. Being a British colony is so much better.

    • dim mak

      No, Britfags only get the credit for not being a bunch of weird, free market-hating communists. All Chinese should be unified. We just need to not step on each other’s toes (and point it out when someone does).

      • Gaz

        Haha, if all chinese are unified then HK will just be another shithole Chinese ciy, which it is slowly becoming anyway with all these mainlanders who for some reason think buying luxury imported goods is contributing while ignoring the fact that most FDI goes through HK because China’s legal system is based on corruption, and that a whole f*ckload of mainland companies rely on the HKex or they would be doomed. HK put China on the map, without it China would still be stuck in 1978.

        • kaibotski

          Actually if all Chinese can unify, Democratic Socialism would’ve worked. There wouldn’t be Great Leap Forward. Mainland chinks wouldn’t have to go to Hong Kong. Hong Kong chinks would risk being shark food and swim to be embraced by the glory of Socialist achievements and fend off the capitalist occupation. IF all chinese people can unite, the Manchus wouldn’t establish Xing kingdom and they wouldn’t give HK to the Brits.. Wait!! IF… all Chinese can unite they can all be Lin Zexu and write to the queen. Mail bombardment!!! Wait… IF the chinks can unite they can just take over the world after they invented junks and gun powder… Do they have a site called GreeceSmack? wonder what would happen IF all Greek were united… Chink on Chink hate so cute. Imagine HK like NYC but no blk on blk crime. they’d just spit at each other than use real guns much safer and comical to bystanders.

    • I_AM_YR_DAD

      You must be an ignorant Hongkong dumbfuck….
      Hongkong only can depend on CHINA!!!
      Before 97,’ It was difficult to export goods directly from China. And forget about leagally importing goods to China. Hongkong played a key role especially in “Smuggling” goods in and out of China.
      Why do you compare Hongkong with Taiwan and Singapore. Taiwan has become a tech giant and singapore is no less in tech., logistics,and rely on service industry.
      What does Hongkong have? Hongkong has one useless university…..most of Honkies go to abroad to study…Why?
      Hongkong only has a stock market which is no different than a casino….and with mainly Chinese listed companies….
      Many countries have a stock market…so that is no big deal…even Singapore and Taiwan has…
      Hongkong has no infastructure that can help develop careers of Hongkong future…..
      HOngkong economy only became gloomy after 97′ because China no longer needs Hongkong to re-export goods or smuggle goods in to china for them. They ship out from many local ports and import themselves….
      So go blame your lawmakers before pointing a finger on your masters…
      China is like an ocean and Hongkong is a small pond in comparison. So please dont compare your small pond values with the values of the ocean.

  • Karl

    at the end of the day we all chinese people no need for such resentment.

    • kaibotski

      its duty of chinks to shit on chinks.

  • http://www.eveninarcadia.com Anise

    I just read an article in my local Vancouver newspaper today complaining about the same “double negative” problem we have, but we call it “birth tourism” or “passport babies”.
    There was actually a organisation found in Hong Kong that was helping Chinese women sneak into Canada just before birth so that they can take advantage of the immigration laws in Canada. It doesn’t matter if your parents are Canadian or not, if you are born on Canadian soil, you get citizenship.

    Unlucky for the Chinese that we have a conservative majority right now that hates any immigrants that aren’t blowhard rich. So they’re looking to change the law.

    Reference:
    http://www.vancouversun.com/travel/Ottawa+tackle+birth+tourism/6214543/story.html

  • http://www.eveninarcadia.com Anise

    The Shen Zhen parody brought a tear to my eye. I had to show it to my husband and mother in law who are both from Shen Zhen. They loved it.

  • 长江晴天

    HKers are seen as arrogant snobs, MLers are seen as unsophisticated bumpkins. Apart from that though, the two groups are basically the same. Both are obsessed with money and material possessions; both have the same family values; both are linked by culture and language; both are Chinese. Divides within nations are nothing new of course. One day MLers will respect local customs; One day MLers will stop going to HK because the appeal will diminish; one day MLers will have a comparable standard of living; one day HKers will have to find something else to complain about.

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