E-Cup Hotties Feed Men Shaved Ice at Taiwan Furniture Expo

Taiwanese E Cup Model Feeds Ice at New Taipei Furniture Exhibition

From Apple Daily Taiwan:

Furniture Exhibition E-Cup Hotties Bend Over to Feed Shaved Ice. Men: Heads Are Getting Dizzy

The five-day New Taipei City Wuhu Industry and Commerce Exhibition hall’s Furniture and Bedding Exhibition excitedly starts today, with the organizer having hired two E-cup hotties to attract people. The two of them held shaved ice and invited passing customers to relieve their summer heat, making male audiences “eat plenty of ice cream”, which was simply ‘too much excitement to handle’.

Comments from Apple Daily Taiwan:

黃小毛:

I’m a girl but I also want some.

Andy Tseng:

So hot… Can I strip down to eat ice? @@!

Zack Liao:

Pick me, pick me, I’ll be there straight away!!

Ady Yang:

I suddenly want to look at furniture.

Louisa Wang:

So are they selling breasts or ice or furniture?

Edward Wu:

Is this selling furniture or….

Frankie Yu:

So ridiculous! Why doesn’t Hsinyi’s World Trade Centre have this service?

Kai Gao:

I also want to eat ice, but don’t misunderstand, I simply want to eat free ice.

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  • BigJ

    Sweet:)

    • BigJ

      On the sofa with a couple big titted harlots:)

      • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

        This would normally require Vietnam; it being a veritable showroom of Oriental faces set against E-cup outrageousnesses.

      • waihang

        one thinks you don’t need the chicks deciding from your avatar you already got a set of E cups to play with

    • mr. wiener

      It would make me think of cushions , Sofa cushions, big soft pink ones you could put your face between and go “BRRRRRR!!!!”.
      Probably what they needed the ice for afterwards.

      • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

        mr. wiener Accommodating pillows of joy. Sumptuous. Symmetrical. Satisfying. A treasure trove of tongue-tastic excellence.

      • grovesman

        Screw the sofa…I wanna MOTORBOAT!!!

  • Dr SUN

    ON THE SOFA, with hot chicks, yipee

    • Dr SUN

      bollocks too slow :(

      • BigJ

        We can share. I will take the red you take the black ;)

        • jeffli

          seem a lot of men on the sofa,,,, Is that natural an harmonious under heaven?
          Stop touching each others “wee” cups! lol you boys!

  • BigJ

    I bet anything that these girls have the “apple 3 Piece” :) Given to them:)

    • Kukuku

      I’ll give them my 3-piece alright.

      • Winter B4 Spring

        ok. but, what’s your 3-piece?

        • A GUY

          two balls one dong

  • Kukuku

    Missed the sofa, still got the tits.

  • Dr SUN

    thanks, your d man.

    • mr. wiener

      He B D man you C.

  • 404namenotfound

    I can haz more pics? :)

    • Winter B4 Spring

      NOPE! No more!

  • The Enlightened One

    Hey Chinasmack guys, let’s all head to Taiwan and buy furniture, whaddasay?

    • BigJ

      Furniture??? Oh sorry I stopped reading after”E-Cup Hotties”……. HAHA

      • The Enlightened One

        What this article has E-Cups in it? Where?!

        I just needed a stronger bed, and “Made in China” just wasn’t holding up.

      • linette

        stopped reading after”E-Cup……..

        You men are so shallow. Remember what I told you.
        Beauty is not important. Personality is the most important. When You look for a wife, look for good personality. Beauty should not be important. Beauty will fade. Personality won’t. A good wife is someone who has good personality and love you. Don’t matter if she is not pretty.

        • mr. wiener

          I stopped reading your post after “You men are……” Look puppies!!

          • linette

            lol ..Mr.wiener..sorry. :) I want to educate young men.

        • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

          Linette… This confirms you are either a man, or sexually distant. These are critical for an E or SE Asian woman (consensual, adult):

          1. English language, to talk sex.
          2. Small (sub-100lbs) body to accommodate modest Caucasian penis.
          3. Takes, displays, maybe swallows.

          Please confirm. Your last posting made you seem like an ABC man.

          • linette

            hehe..richardnorth, I guarantee you I am 100% woman. And I don’t have implants. lol.

        • Dr Dust Cell

          Beauty is important, and when it fades, the woman simply gets replaced. Whether or not it rustles your jimmies (wait you don’t have any) this has been a fact of life for millennia. Dare you to prove me wrong.

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            Wrong, dickwad. Post-menopausal women offer free contraception. Jisming deep inside. Great attitude. Probably good English. Often VERY sexy. Stoopid fool. You made love to an older Asian woman or not? Plus they smell great and love younger Caucasian guys to reach deeply into their epicentre as the saliva is swapped.

        • James

          Sounds like one of those ugly girl tricks.

        • MrT

          If their bat sht ugly they not going last long either.
          You can reeducate them to have a personality no problem, cheaper then plastic surgery.

        • tai wai

          When You look for a wife, look for good personality. Beauty should not be important.

          Who is looking for a wife?

          We’re looking at boobies.

          • linette

            Men are hopeless. :(

        • cc

          Linette, woman are just there to deposit your jollop in, look after the kids and cook, romance does not exist, a couple of quick thrusts, fall asleep and leave a fiver for the stitches has always worked well for me.

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            cc With all due respect dude, you may be getting the interracial bedroom mixed up with the maternity ward. Faced with a big cock, the average East or South-East Asian woman generates a little more love-juice, and relaxes off the potential radial grip of the PC muscle just a touch. This is called “sexual recalibration”, as defined by the Kinsey Institute.

          • cc

            I don’t have time for them to get all juiced up, especialy after i’ve just crawled home from the pub, hence the fiver for the stitches.
            Dump ya jollop and get some shut eye.

        • 平凡人

          Wife? Are we talking about marriage?

          Unfortunately, first impression for most men is “looks”; biological issue.

      • rollin wit 9′s

        all this talk about tits, soft tits, e-cup tits, and I notice you’ve got Bolo for your icon. I really think im ADD! But that guy was wicked in kickboxer (i think it was the movie – the Van Damme movie) ‘Good but brick not hit back’

        anyway back to breasts, titties, cup sizes and and shaved ice served with titties on top ^^;

  • http://www.driftinghighplains.blogspot.com Boo

    Definiely not size E.

    • BigJ

      Yep. more like CC for the black……Maybe D for the one in the red.

      • k

        The one in black is a padded B cup…the one in red is a padded, pushed up low C cup….remember these girls r using a heck load of padding…girls know other girl tricks…

      • linette

        No…those are C cups with push-up bras. The push up helps give you more cleavage. Skinny Asian girl don’t need D cups. With C we can’t see our feet. With D we will tip over forward.

        • Brett Hunan

          This made me laugh linette. Nice one.

          • http://soundcloud.com/starhawk-1 Little Wolf

            Big breastesses are way overated. Not a deal breaker for me anyway. Implants probably would be, though.

          • Brett Hunan

            Im with you on this Little Wolf.

          • BigJ

            And some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.
            I myself love big tits. giant ones. I saw a few chinese with big tits. But the biggest ones I’ve saw here maybe an E cup. Real not fake.

          • linette

            Big breastesses are way overated…….

            Little wolf and Brett, I’ve never heard of men don’t like big boobs.
            You don’t like a woman that’s slim with some cleavage? To have S line you need to have boobs and ass. If you have C cups and a small waist like 24inches that would be perfect. That is what most men want.

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            Linette If the breasts are too huge this simply ruins my POV experience as I’m underneath in the “69″ position. Absolutely spoils the view luvvy. C-cups maximum for me please dear. Ciao!

          • linette

            richardnorth…lol. C is good. All women should have some curve.

          • BigJ

            “richardnorth If the breasts are too huge this simply ruins my POV experience as I’m underneath in the “69″ position. Absolutely spoils the view luvvy. C-cups maximum for me please dear. Ciao!

            I think you should be eating her out instead of watching her suck your dick….that’s the point of a 69.

          • markx

            Ha ha right on BigJ.

            Sounds like Richard spends most of his time gazing lovingly at his beloved dick!

            I wonder if the girls ever feel they are just there as a theatrical prop while he performs for himself?

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            Dude BigJ… I’m not that well hung compared to Lexington Steele, but alas my GF is sub-40kg, and if she needs a break then -hell- if it involves a little theatre why not? Cheers and have a good day!

          • http://soundcloud.com/starhawk-1 Little Wolf

            Linette: It’s not that we don’t like them. It’s just not a requirement. My ex-wife was a Swedish beauty with world-class “bosoms” equal to any Playboy or Penthouse foldouts so I’ve already had plenty of fun with big’uns.

            In the end, it depends who the breastesses are attached to.

        • Dr SUN

          LOL

        • lonetrey

          LOL’d @ “With C we can’t see our feet. With D we will tip over forward.”

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            lonetrey Sometimes tipping forward can be a good thing. In a consensual and loving relationship, tipping forward can lead to the rear entry position. In a heterosexual (rather than a homosexual) “reacharound”, the breasts can then be massaged quite pleasantly, no matter how plump.

        • k

          Men want a 24 in waist and big boobs…like Jessica Rabbit…well while we r wishing, I would like a 6″2 ripped muscles, smooth, dark skin asian guy with a head full of dark hair and Daniel Dae Kim’s ulta sexy and masculine face…or Jenson Ackles, my celeb crush for 8 yrs now.

          • Winter B4 Spring

            I think K’s talking about me. but sorry, i m taken. She’s a nice Vietnamese. Mhm =D

          • k

            yeah im taken too, my baby daddy is a tall, dark, handsome korean man _(≥▽≤)/

        • cc

          Who cares about the tit size, a nice ass and dangly flaps are more important

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            cc Plus the nice short torso of an East or South-East Asian woman 40kg or under. Allows great grip of the ass while she’s on top. This in turn works out the three layers of lips like never before. Makes for excellent reflective POV in wall and ceiling mirrors.

    • The Enlightened One

      I agree… unless they change sizes in Asia for women here.

      I know when I buy a coat I am like XXXL, makes me feel like a huge bastard.

      • k

        RThey do have Veryyyy different sizing in bras in asia….when I lived in korea i wore an american 32C in bras…in Korea it was next to impossible to find a bra big enough for my breast….almost all the expat girls bought bras online or had shipped from home…bras in korea are verry small even if they say they r bigger sized it still means small cause a big asian girl is still not as big as a western girl in boobage….plus korean bras are super padded with like an inch of padding which big breasted girls do not need.

        • Dr SUN

          its not the boobs that are smaller, but the frame carrying them

          • k

            No it’s the boobs…I’m a small frame, I’m 5″5 and 110 lbs and I could not fit into any Korean bra because the cup sizes were so small and I’m the same size as most Korean women….Band width would be the only thing affected by frame size, cup size is just the size of the boobs, not going around. In Korea I couldn’t find any bras that had the right CUP size, my boobs were just too big at 32C to go down to the local store and buy any bra they had there.

          • linette

            yeah. cup size and frame size it’s different. The frame can be 32, 34, 36 and then you have to measure your cup size. 32C bra are harder to find. You may have to go for 34C.

            K..why are we educating men about Boots and bra??. hhahahhaa….lol…
            You men learn something new every day don’t ya. ;p

          • linette

            I will have to say the average bra size in HK is like 32A or B, 34A or B or C. 36B or C. Anything higher would be hard to find.

            What about south korea?

          • linette

            not boots…boobs

          • linette

            Skinny Asian women don’t really need anything larger than C.
            D would be too much. :(

          • alibabarouge

            Dear K,

            You said your boobs are to big for Koreans shops?

            I think everybody would like to have a picture so we can perfectly understand the matter of the trouble.

            ps: Come on! you cant blame someone for trying :)

          • tai wai

            This thread is useless without pics.

          • http://500px.com/whiskersthecat whiskersthecat

            Yeah tits or gtfo

        • Shanghairen

          I just know that E in Japan is like C in the US.

  • http://500px.com/whiskersthecat whiskersthecat

    Hey, look, tits.

    • Gontraf

      *looks*
      Hoooooo….

    • Bo Xilai For Emperor

      kitty is thirsty

  • May the Gods bless Taiwan for eternity…

  • Cleo

    I know Chinese men who won’t even sit in the front passenger seat with a female driver who is not their wife or blood kin. And I definitely know many if not only know Chinese men who would never allow someone to do this them nevermind voluntarily participate. What do you take him for?

    tsk, tsk

    Chinese are nothing like Murloc Orgy enthusiasts, isn’t that right, Akihito?

    • Dr SUN

      but yet Cleo they lay with 10 million prostitutes a day.

    • Jahar

      Oh yeah, I know Canadian men who won’t even sit on the same planet with a female of any species who is not their wife or blood kin!

    • Nanny Hiccups

      lol you still found a way to link your post to japanese… without fail, wow. lol

  • xiaohouzi

    Is this news or are you just trying to make everyone jealous? I’m trying hard to be good but you’re good at making me… well… Fuck this! I need to get out and get laid!

  • GodsHammer

    E? they must be dreaming!!! nowhere near a real E. C and D maybe…maybe even b and c…

    • Dr SUN

      Chinese woman with a E cup are as rare as “rocking horse shit”, but who cares GH, at least there not wearing a boob tube over the bra and under a shirt buttoned to the neck.

      • Jahar

        Dude, one of my “friends” showed me a pic of her and her friends at a hot springs near Wuhan, in bikinis, and this one girl had huuuuuuuuuuggggeee boobies. I mean, middle of the alphabet big. at first, all i saw were the boobies. I thought she must be a whale, but she was surprisingly thin. Average-sized, no bigger. Sorry about the objectifying of women. Ive never seen a girl that slim with real ta-ta’s that big.

        • mr. wiener

          She’ll probably get a bad back in later life.

        • wafflestomp

          implants.

        • jeffli

          too much KFC during puberty.

        • Winter B4 Spring

          Photoshop

          • tai wai

            Pixels, I see them.

    • http://www.bestvpninchina.com Rod

      “E” as in “excellent”
      “E” as in “excited”
      “E” as in “morE plEase”

      • Winter B4 Spring

        “More please” starts with “M” o.O

  • DGOSH

    Where are the E-cups?

  • Mantou Boy

    Definitely selling wood…

  • sern

    Scantily clad females showing up at some otherwise unrelated event in TW? What else is new?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxBATJbOmto starting

      at least they are feeding ice to chinese men! usually just like japanese girls, taiwanese girls are the biggest race traitors on this planet as below shows

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3wsRR-ZEo

      http://www.formspring.me/jagkoleen/q/303691348026854982

      http://www.formspring.me/jagkoleen/q/276058797678530393

      http://www.formspring.me/cjowjow/q/281755721333218181

      • Getrealson

        What is a race traitor?

        • don

          A name invented by losers.

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxBATJbOmto starting

          “race traitor” is a term invented by W.A.S.P.(White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) back in the 1920s for members of their race that turned their back on their own people in favor of other people. In their case it was the jews and catholics.
          currently Chinese people especially men use this term to describe chinese girls who are Laowei(mostly white males) lovers

          • Getrealson

            And I thought it was when someone switched from Nascar to the Indy-500.

          • Dr SUN

            I never knew Jewdism and Catholicism were races, I always thought they were religions, the things you learn on Chinasmack, thanks, starting.

          • Chinese are some of the most racist people I have ever known.

          • Northerner

            Says ‘usually just like japanese girls.’

            But obviously means usually just like Chinese girls.

            Shit for brains.

        • Winter B4 Spring

          Its a new type of ice-ream on the market

        • Nanny Hiccups

          Actually, Getrealson, “race traitor” is a term created and used by American white supremacists during the 1900s, about liberal whites who fought for equal rights for minorities in America. If you went against white people to fight for equality, you were considered a race traitor. Startling is just trying to use the term to fit his personal agenda.

          • Getrealson

            Hey Nanny, So it’s not a Nascar driver? Do you still have white supremacists over there? If so, are they still vocal? I’ve seen all the movies (dumbasses) but does it still go on?

          • Nanny Hiccups

            Yes and no. There are still white supremacists but you don’t see them or hear from them, they operate underground. So does the KKK. You wouldn’t walk down the street and see someone like that, they are basically invisible or hanging out on the internet. You also have the black power crowd, or the farakhan muslims who are black supremacists. They operate openly, selling bean pies and newspapers in the middle most big cities.Farakhan muslims are mostly peaceful so no one minds them despite their views, whereas the white supremacists are mostly violent. They tend to trap people when they are alone.

          • Getrealson

            Hey Nanny, I just read about the KKK online embarassed they claim to represent white people but then realised that I would be lynched right along side you! I was born Roman Catholic. These guys bring hate to a whole new level!

          • mr. wiener

            I always loved that line from “Blazing saddles”.
            “O.K the n***ers and Ch***ks can stay, but we’re not accepting any of those damned Irish”.

          • Winter B4 Spring

            YES!!! i belong to the chink group! Yes!! Thk u thk u!! *bow bow*

          • Getrealson

            Those bastards! When I was reading their vomit I had a thought – How many people who follow these turds actually know who to hate as far as the original Klan dogma dictates. and also, as far as they are concerned, They want the white race to rule America again. So if you take the whole population of America and whittle it down to who they don’t hate, They are a very small minority. Start with the whole population and take out all the Non-whites, then from the whites take out all the mixed race folk, Catholics, most evangelists or non protestants, Liberals, Northerners, Slavic’s and the list goes on – what you have left is a small group of people that actually believe they can one day topple the government and rule present day America’s 300 million odd people with 19th century doctrine.

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            Nanny I appreciate what you have said. My distinct feelings from times when I have gone on courses in London, is that Afro-Carribean men make the best instructors in project management, Microsoft courses, and so on. One disgusting book I read some twenty years ago was called The Bell Curve. I have never read such American shit in my life. Black is a colour. Black is a full or partial ethnicity in terms of visibility. But black men and women are possibly more intelligent than the white Judaeo-Christian diaspora in the Red Indian, Aztec and Inca Americas. I have great respect for black people. Obama, if I was American, would be in for a second term hands-down. John Kerry – he is a white man I admire though.

          • Nanny Hiccups

            Indeedly@everyone. Thanks RichardNorth, I read the bell curve years ago, part of black studies sociology courses in college where I read just about every ridiculous race theory there was. I could literally write a thesis paper about this stuff. Around that time, after reading the Bell Curve, I also read another book, the Isis Papers, the Cress Theory of Color Confrontation which is a stinging analysis of racism by a black female professor at Harvard University (Dr. Francis Cress Welsing). Also a very famous book and quite the scandal in academic circles at the time it was written. Some of her biggest theories being that only white people can be racist, that whites hate color because they don’t have any, and that they place value on money to conceal their white bodily shame. She said that their resentment and white bodily shame ran so deep that when they saw a person of color, they immediately became enraged because blacks were a reminder of their inability to produce skin color. She said white men grew facial hair to produce color on their faces lol it was just like wow. Every chapter your mouth drops a little wider. She said that white skin was a genetic defect, an absence of color and that, whites had to place themselves in a position of “authority” over others to compensate for their physical inferiority. She said in order to find themselves on equal footing with men of color, they attack their intellect, kind of as a constant assault. There was one chapter where she did an analysis of “ball” games, and talked about how guns, and other phallic tools were representive of the white male’s weak non-color producing “phallus” and said that white women gave birth to biracial children because they too, subconsciously desired to produce color. You can read a good summary on some of her views here:
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Cress_Welsing

            This is why I absolutely LOATHE race-based books and race-driven studies, because it strips human beings of their individuality and humanity, reducing us to people are driven by their subconscious and psychosis based on the most trivial aspect of our physical appearance.

            I personally have never met a KKK person or ever seen any skinheads, so for anyone living outside of america, it’s appalling for sure, but trust me, it is not prevalent or something you would even see. They are universally reviled and not representative of America. The problem I have with these guys on the internet is that, I find it slightly mortifying that people think blacks in America live in some type of white supremacist state. We don’t. It’s just prevalent on the internet because of the anonymous aspect.

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            Nanny Beautiful. Not only unflawed your comment, but the Atlantic Ocean is so small that when I go to New York I go to little 1st Avenue bars and I just look out to Ireland and Britain. The Romans outlawed slavery and this is famous as a fact compared to the way America treated blacks (pre-Romans loved slavery; I think this is pre-1100AD).

            “Black people I am most certain about their jazz skills” is my only area where I “totally worship” a skin colour’s skills. Once again this is black people being actually “better” given the right conditions. Academia I feel that, as I have said, black Londoners in journalism, project management and I.T. certainly excel. It actually may be linkages to having to become Cro Magnon man in the Cradle of Civilisation – this would take the best to emerge as a new people-set of certain excellence.

            I respect black people. There is a critical mass of “everything” from the dawning of man in that genome. Oh the skin colour thing – beaches are everywhere and rednecks know they’re out of bounds…Look after yourself girl…you’re an inspiration…

      • Bo Xilai For Emperor

        And your brain must be on permanent brain freeze from beating yourself in the head way too many times when you get rejected by girls you were trying to pick-up. Lighten up village idiot

      • BigJ

        Chinese men????I thought they were Taiwanese…..

        Starting:
        “currently Chinese people especially men use this term to describe chinese girls who are Laowei(mostly white males) lovers”
        How did white guys get brought in this conversation?
        I do understand what you mean…..I would pissed too if some of “my” Chinese girls love white guys so much. There is hope for you…move to America…Chinese are treated like kings with all pussy they can handle. White guys over there are just livid at the Chinese. They come and steal all of “our” white woman. Chinese in american get treated more then men…but less then gods…Wow…It’s amazing. Them fucking white race trading bitches……FUCK!!…I just pray that god makes me Chinese so i can finally get a taste of what being a real man is all about………”cough”bullshit.

        • Dr SUN

          Don’t forget BigJ all them Chinese in the USA are drug trafficking and mapping the country with GPS to.
          All those crappy restaurants selling “General tz’s chicken” are just a front for a vast network are spies and snake heads.

        • jeffli

          +++I just pray that god makes me Chinese so i can finally get a taste of what being a real man is all about……+++

          and God provides a toothbrush!

          • BigJ

            No, if im going Chinese.. im going old school….no toothbrush…shirt rolled up past my belly.Around me all the time will be bird seed shells, spit gobs and cigarette butts.

          • Dr SUN

            don’t forget BigJ, trousers rolled halfway up your calf, no socks and and loafers.

          • BigJ

            and on an E-bike with 5 adults on it. HAHA

          • Average Zhou

            All the above plus a pleather belt with fancy Polo buckle. Long uncut pinkie fingernails. mole on face with 3 inch long black hairs that you never shave.

  • k

    For a minute I thought ” wow E cups? That is HUGE boobage” and then saw pics and realized that they meant E cup in Asian sizes which is like a 32C in western sizes which is right at average american size of boobage….

    • mr. wiener

      Life is full of small disappointments. It’s the thought that counts.

      • linette

        …Life is full of small disappointments. It’s the thought that counts…….

        HAHAHHAHhahha.. you are killing me. ;)

        • Winter B4 Spring

          How is that?

    • Bo Xilai For Emperor

      K looks hot…seems to me she looks hotter than those two in the pics. (Those two aren’t bad either though…)

      • k

        If u click my gravatar pic, u will clearly see that I am infact a plate of sake and seaweed salad with avocado rolls ㅠ.ㅠ….I am not hot, I am delicious.

        • jeffli

          no wasabi?

          • k

            Of course there is wasabi and soy….sake taste wonderful dipped in soy and wasabi!

          • Winter B4 Spring

            LOL =P
            personally, i wouldnt do that.

        • Bo Xilai For Emperor

          Darn it…Mmmm seaweed salad with avocado….well with the added wasabi like jeffli suggested, you’ll be super hot, after using two tubes full of them.

        • Bo Xilai For Emperor

          Tricked yet again by food…but I’ll have that delicious plate of seaweed salad with avocado then…with shaved ice

          • k

            I took my gravatar pic at a japanese seafood and sushi buffet in atlanta, ga…..$30 a person and they have 30 different kinds of sushi and endless sashimi….i would marry a sushi chef.

          • Winter B4 Spring

            o.O

            …a sushi chef cooked his own balls to serve to his customers in japan. was a very expensive meal (of course, will do me no good to join that kind of crowd, just saying…). he claimed he was asexual. i am sure he finally was, for real.

            u really wanna marry a sushi chef, k?

          • Bo Xilai For Emperor

            Mmm…sashimi is awesome, there is a really good japanese restaurant in vancouver as well, they have this really red salmon sashimi, my favorite, so fresh, but a plate of 5 slices costs me $10, I would also marry a sushi chef, if she wins the iron chef competition.

          • Winter B4 Spring

            You mean “he”, if he wins the Iron Chef Competition. Cos traditionally, i think, only men are allowed to be Sushi chefs. And if you’re lucky, you get an asexual.

          • linette

            http://kaleidoscope.cultural-china.com/en/8Kaleidoscope5882.html

            Sashimi is one of the oldest traditional foods in China with written records tracing back to BC 823. The Chinese chef serve you the whole fish fresh on the table and slice the meat into thin slices with the whole fish still intact. It’s so fresh. So good. It’s heaven. :)

          • k

            If I were single and in Japan, sushi chefs would deff be in my dating pool :) Buttttt my husband is super Korean and couldn’t make sushi if his life depended on it……however he does make excellent Korean foods, and actually so do I :) I’ve studied Korean cooking for 3 years now and just recently realized that I cook Korean food 6 out of 7 dinners now and I keep side dishes in my fridge now…I’m going from 0_0 to -_-.

  • Rick in China

    This isn’t news. It’s not even interesting.

    People on the internet in China are seriously talking about this? Another garbage story presented as if it’s interesting in the least. My weibo isn’t popping about a couple of fake titties feeding ice to random guys looking for ‘bedding and furniture’….

    • Getrealson

      Bro, hell of alot more interesting than beijing brats, jokes/humour and pop songs.

      TITS!!!!!!

      • Bo Xilai For Emperor

        YES indeed, most definitely….is this gonna be in the nsfw category? Nah who cares…send the link to this page via office email to everyone in the office

    • BigJ

      Affirmative

    • BigJ

      You are right, it’s not news….but it’s a nice change from babies with their throats cuts, and dudes with a bullet hole in the head or them lame ass chinese jokes.So when a couple tits pop up once and awhile, don’t complain. :)

      • simon

        ding! though hot is rather subjective, i’d say only the chick on the right is hot. having said that i’d still bang them

  • FredF

    Chinasmack really does represent the roller coaster ride that is China.
    Either boring me with silliness, or horrifying me with things that I could never find in my worst nightmares.

    • Winter B4 Spring

      what you said — literally factual. i agree. such is China today =\

  • MrT

    oh good some none depressing sht to read today.
    It would of been better if the men where feeding the ice to the nice ladies but I don’t suppose they knew how to.

  • redgirl

    That may all be well and good, But it looks like ice cream to me. Is shaved ice good for your teeth or is ice cream worse? I think it may be ice cream :{ between fat with bad teeth or skinny with bad teeth?
    Anyway tits.:D

    • jeffli

      did you say “tits”?

      o_0

      they could probably sell some guys Mars real estate lol.

      but the girls are beautiful.

    • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

      redgirl Frankly speaking, most potential male customers would prefer shaven boat than shaven ice cream.

  • jeffli

    are we shure yjis is not the “Woohoo!” industry

    • redgirl

      No, artificial sweeteners industry …
      Gezz!! no one listens..

  • Capt. WED

    are you people desperate or something? Everytime these posts come up you guys get in a line …all for some stupid pictures…and the chance to show you are not gay. LOL.

    I think you’re all big time gay inside.

    • BigJ

      Only you would read this story about hot girls feeding guys ice cream and think “gay”
      Fuck man, you sound like a woman. Linette, is that you?

      • linette

        Big J. be quiet.

      • Nanny Hiccups

        allow me to translate capt wed-speak… he means, ‘stop leering at their womens!’

    • jeffli

      I think all you guys are hairless gay twinks!

      be a man!

      • Nanny Hiccups

        twinks lol i don’t think they’ll take kindly to being called a twink. that’s very um… they wouldn’t take kindly. i have on ocassion though, been standing behind someone at the grocery store and shocked to find it is a man. only because he may be so slight, i could probably snap him like a twig with my bare hands.

        • jeffli

          haha,
          yep!

          snap cackle and squeal!
          lol

    • Chunghwa

      What’s that, Capt. WED? You’re straight?

      Well, so is spaghetti, until it gets hot.

    • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

      Capt. WED There’s gonna be a few roto-brushers out there who are into butt-hole rather than boat. It’s statistically impossible for all the guys here to be straight.

    • Northerner

      @ The Captain.

      ‘I think you’re all big time gay inside me.’

      Then my alarm clock went off.

  • kodi

    Gotta love it! Two of my favorite things at once!

    • Chunghwa

      Furniture expos and feeding men?

      • markx

        LOL

      • kodi

        HAHA Yeah you got it!

  • Nanny Hiccups

    I think if you put both of those boobs together, it would be the size of my one boob. Those are e cups? They must have different sizes in china. E cup in the usa would be bigger than the head of a small child.

    • jeffli

      I’d rather see proof of that! ;-)

      trollllllll

      • Nanny Hiccups

        actually i can prove it. but i don’t want to put my wares on display.

        • tai wai

          Then why bring it up in the first place?

          Just to say “I’m a girl on the Internet! And I have large boobs! Isn’t that interesting?”

          • Nanny Hiccups

            the point of saying it was those girls, do not have E cups. I’m a 36 DD and theirs are smaller than mine.

          • jeffli

            tai wai you are a troll meister!

          • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

            tai wai It is interesting to partake of breast-based intercourse, and splash ejaculate at high velocity on, in or around the lips of the consenting adult girlfriend or wife.

            Large breasts are an interesting aesthetic format forming the snug vaginal alternative not always possible on a flat-chested woman.

      • Nanny Hiccups

        lol reverse psychology does not work! lol. they are ridiculous. there are too many racist people around here. i don’t want to be the subject of their fodder. and plus that’s a little slutty, like “see my boobies ARE big!” lol

        • C

          But you’re bragging about your boob size and describing how you wash them online….

          • Nanny Hiccups

            I was just messing with Jeffli since he has a since of humor. There is nothing to brag about when it comes to having big boobs. I find them embarrassing and would eventually prefer to have breast reduction some day.

    • Northerner

      ‘it would be the size of my one boob.’

      Nanny, you are supposed to have two.

      • hess

        ba-dum-tss

  • XiaoHei

    Fake boobs are the same as no boobs in my dick-tionary.

    • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

      XiaoHei Fake boobs are just as good as real ones in terms of administering a “tit fuck”. Also, if the face and vulva are spot-on, what is there really to grumble about?

      • XiaoHei

        Fake boobs to me are like fried Chicken manufactured in a laboratory. Might taste good, but something just doesn’t feel right. But, to each his own.

  • Dat Ankle

    I must be a triple F cup in Asia cause Im DD and bigger then her.

    • Dat Ankle

      And for gods sake why the bras under the bikinis?

      • tai wai

        For extra oomph.

        Padding.

        • Dat Ankle

          Then why couldnt they swing to find nude bras or something, sheesh or at least to match swimwear.

      • YaoGalau

        That must be a push up bra to make them full at the center,pfft.

      • Winter B4 Spring

        erm…i dont know. i dont wear one. o.O

  • jeffli

    I have seen “western DDs” on a asian woman. quite surreal actually, they were not implants. they have the “seventies porno girl shape” you know…..a lil’ loose and swingy.
    kinda like volley balls in stocking kind of thing.

    but I must admit every now and then I discover the humungous nipples! only seen them “naturally occurring” in Asia! so cool!
    as long as tits are female then they’re all good to me. I’m not titist

    • jeffli

      If they’re good I’ll “latch” on to them. haha

      • carmouflagger

        haaaaaaaahahahah!!!!!

    • Nanny Hiccups

      what is it with guys and boobies? I’ll never understand. i see mine every day. I lather them with soap, in a circular motion, under steamy hot water, bubbles splashing and bursting in their air. i don’t know… they’re just mammories. boobies. milk jugs. whatever you want to call them. what can a man do with them anyway.

      the first thing a guy does, every single time when he’s talking to me is look straight down at my cleavage. some are so terrible they want to look away but can’t stop leering, even embarrassing themselves.

      • jeffli

        @Nanny
        +++I lather them with soap, in a circular motion, under steamy hot water, bubbles splashing and bursting in their air+++
        .0 .o: O~ %0.,o`O,.*

        thank you, thank you, thank you, do you like olive oil or jojoba?
        you remind me why I feel homesick.,.,,.` sob!

        +++what can a man do with them anyway.+++
        actually from your statement I know you are a “good girl”.

        play with them?

        When guys say hello to you three times then its a hint they are objectifying you. lol

        If I had a pair like yours growing on my chest I would never work another honest day of my life. [gheeeheeheeheeeee]
        There would be lots of circular motion,froth, bubbles bursting everywhere, suds sliding,splashing, lathering and slathering, glistening and gloss with bling all over my bathroom!
        I’d webcam it and be a millionaire!

        I’d be driving with high beam on all the time.

        I’d squash them up against glass when cleaning windows, 1/2 the time I’be in a wet t-shirt! (my GF is laughing now)

        here is a Chinese Poem in the old style circa 600AD :-
        tigers eat meat,
        birds gotta fly
        fish either swim or fry
        men like boobies.
        haha!

        • Nanny Hiccups

          oh my bubble bath of choice is white tea and jasmine (village naturals). Oh smells so good so bubbly.

          • jeffli

            I jus’ lurve the wey you type “bubbly”!

      • jeffli

        If them gals can sell 2 bit furniture, you should be able to sell Hummers! the cars that is!

        • hess

          Take a look at her gravatar and say that again..

      • FredF

        what is it with girls and penises? I’ll never understand. i see mine every day. I lather it with soap, in a circular motion, under steamy hot water, bubbles splashing and bursting in their air. i don’t know… it’s just a penis. dick. cock. whatever you want to call it. what can a woman do with it anyway.

        the first thing a girl does, every single time when she’s talking to me is look straight down at my crotch. some are so terrible they want to look away but can’t stop leering, even embarrassing themselves.

        • http://amazon.com/author/rc richardnorth

          FredF Many Chinese women who have been on holiday or on their studies to the West, have tuned in to some porn based around the veterans Peter North, Tommy Gunn and so on. They consider this to be accurate erotica and look for this in a Caucasian. Certainly in Singapore, women really do want the classic car, the man with a hot private banking career, and an athletic build. If you show an interest in satisfying them through tantric sex, sensual knowledge of the penis-vagina interface, and just a modest generosity, they really can and do remain faithful. I have ample proof spanning twenty years. Plus it is worth noting that from the septum to the frenulum to the spongiosa to the corona, there is more to a penis than meets the eye. Cheers and have a good day!

  • lonetrey

    Super short article, with only 2 pictures and barely anything to read. -_-

  • jeffli

    yo lonetrey. get with the program, its about booblies!

  • dilladonuts

    Fat white chiks, and fugly abc’s, please chime in with your ” blah blah fake boobs, blah blah not e cup comments. “

    • Dr SUN

      what about fake black chicks ?

      • Nanny Hiccups

        what are “fake” black chicks? Never heard of that.

        • Chris

          It’s called Nicki Minaj

          • Nanny Hiccups

            I’m sorry, but why is nicky minaj a “fake” black woman. You all are not defining what that means. She’s no different from katy perry, playing dress up in costumes and all of that stuff. Otherwise, I have no idea what that means.

          • linette

            Isn’t Nicki minaj like half black and half Indian or something? She is pretty. She has a unique look. Mixed kids are pretty.

          • Nanny Hiccups

            Even so, that doesn’t make her a “fake” black. I have no idea about her being native america. She doesn’t look part native American to me, just like a regular black person.

          • tai wai

            “she doesn’t look part native American”

            *facepalm*

            She’s not. She’s part Indian.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Trinidadian

          • Chris

            Have you seen her body? It’s 90% augmented. She is the bionic black woman.

          • Nanny Hiccups

            I believe that fat butt is all hers.

  • Taki Ou

    I am late, I would go to eat ice if I know.

  • Liu Yang

    Angola deports China ‘gangsters’
    Angola has extradited 37 Chinese nationals, accused of extortion, kidnappings, armed robberies and running prostitution rings.

    They allegedly targeted other Chinese, kidnapping businessmen for ransom and sometimes burying victims alive.

    They lured women to Angola, promising well-paid jobs, but then forced them into prostitution, Chinese police said.

    Tens of thousands of Chinese live in Angola, and Chinese state-run firms have large interests in the country.

    China’s Ministry of Public Security said a special police team was sent to Angola in July to help investigate criminal gangs.

    The ministry said the officers had helped their Angolan counterparts break up 12 gangs and free 14 victims, most of whom were thought to be women forced to work as prostitutes.

    The 37 suspects arrived at Beijing airport in handcuffs with balaclavas covering their faces. They are due to be tried in China.

    Mineral-rich Angola is China’s biggest trading partner in Africa, with some $24.8bn (£15.7bn) in 2010.

    Commercial opportunities have attracted private businesses and state-run firms.

    But according to Chinese media, crime had begun to seriously affect operations in the country.

    China Police, a website run by the ministry, published an article documenting 14 kidnappings during 2011 in which five victims were killed.

    The article said Chinese business owners had moved away from the capital Luanda, while others had hired private security guards and bought bullet-proof cars.

    • Winter B4 Spring

      good to know =.=

    • Dr SUN

      did the prostitutes have E cups ?

      • Winter B4 Spring

        LOL

    • jeffli

      why didn’t the gangsters go to jail in Angola? Was there a crowd of angry Agolans surrounding them?

      • Winter B4 Spring

        Maybe happy Angolans…after much thought on this matter, yes, i believe its possibly a crowd of happy Angolans.

    • Winter B4 Spring

      Whasup with the balaclavas? If the police caught anyone, like for real, why the balaclavas? Only counter-terrorism and anti-mafia police use balaclavas.

    • amen

      Readers- do we blame the Chinese government (again) if Chinese citizens misbehave overseas.. Do you want the Chinese Gov’t to be the moral police they once were?

      By the way all of you smart alecs can find penis enlargement on the internet if you have nothing else positive to say!

  • C

    Dunno what they are selling…..or if they are actually e cup. But the shaved ice looks delicious *___* Do you get only one bite or more?

  • B

    Taiwanese girls feeding Ice cream to Taiwanese men would be the correct title.
    But for all you who is on the wrong side of the strait , the ice cream was good.

  • h3ll

    I really hope they were implants.Otherwise removing those padded bras would be so dissapointing…

    • FredF

      I prefer padded bras over implants.
      Most implants look very fake, and they look even worse on most Asian women due to the Asian women’s smaller frames.

      • Thor

        And it’s getting even worse when they get older.

  • Dutchman

    seems that the reporter never ever saw a E cup….a squeezed b if your lucky !

  • Yesway

    Too bad, CC, that no woman want to fulfill your corny fantasies. Keep dreaming, and watch from a distance as other men walk off with all the hotties.

  • DRaYphLy

    more pictures please!!

  • Canadian_Skies

    The E cup on the left is a guy.

  • cc

    The thing in the first picture spoonfeeding the old git looks like a Katoey i met in Pooks Bar in Soi Buakao.

    • anon

      You should check out the road side stalls in Taiwan- half naked “Betel nuts” girls flogging their wares unashamedly…

      http://blog.taiwan-guide.org/2007/03/betel-nut-girls-in-the-news/

      It is a sign of bad times and also fall in Taiwan morality despite upholding Confucianist beliefs.

      That why they lost the civil war….lack of moral fibres!

      But guys love it!

      • anon

        A Taiwan doctor said that 80% of oral cancers in Taiwan resulted from the betel nut chewing habit….

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  • arty

    More Pic Please,I love it.
    http//girlsexy.biz

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