Chinese Driver Hits 12 Cars To Escape Police Checkpoint

A car smashes into 12 other vehicles to escape a police roadside inspection before speeding off, while netizens conjecture who was inside.

From Youku:

Driver Escaping Roadside Police Inspection Wildly Crashes Into 12 Cars

As exposed by internet user “JEEPNJ”, on 2012 April 3rd around 3pm in the afternoon, on Nanjing’s Gaochun Road, in order to escape inspection, a driver in a black Buick Excelle staged a mad charade, smashing into 12 cars before fleeing the scene. Currently, police are still investigating. This is the above-mentioned user’s dash-cam recording of the incident.

The incident and video closely mirrors an incident that occurred in Guangdong in January, where a driver similarly smashed into a multitude of stopped vehicles in a frantic effort to evade roadside police inspection due to having illegal plates. It is currently unknown why the driver in Nanjing was so desperate to avoid inspection.

Comments from Youku:

FASHion尛笙:

This dude is drunk.

吉他英雄ASIA:

Probably an escaped criminal.

疯狂斗地主HYT:

Probably drugs inside…

二月ぢ三十:

Probably a beautiful woman inside.

虫(2):

His life is over…

够级中的战斗机:

Bumper car driver’s license??????

爷不再低调:

I just want to say to this brother I admire you, helping me understand the meaning of the chengyu: ‘the path exhausted, the end of the road.’

笑谈世界悲:

Everybody don’t panic, this is just filming a movie, and from and expert perspective, quite amateurish.

yuanvacy:

This driver should drive a tank.

拥哥:

If there was a Rolls-Royce or similar parked nearby, I bet he wouldn’t dare hit them!

疯癫中不失文雅丶:

Probably drank Sanlu.

michaelsohu:

This driver probably had the shit beat out of him by the crowd in the end!!!

dna5577:

If this was in America he would’ve been immediately shot dead.

wjf4312:

Just use two cars to block him in and it’ll be over.

r532448270 (responding to above):

[Would you] use your car to block him? It would be smashed and you’d get nothing for it.

热裤减肥:

At 27 seconds a dog gets out of the car.

mk304590809 (responding to above):

That’s a rabbit.

不用看名字有多长 (responding to above):

Obviously it’s a tortoise.

圆和清寂 (responding to above):

Jeez, it’s obviously a wolf!

灵巧公社 (responding to above):

Fuck, do you all have dog eyes? That’s an inflatable doll.

丧尽1天良 (responding to above):

Fuck, that’s obviously an elephant!

扭У扭 (responding to above):

I’m sure that’s Obama.

asd658529260 (responding to above):

Actually it’s an alien organism, but I couldn’t get a clear enough view to determine the exact species.

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  • StupidAmerican

    Sofa!

    Jk, that’s fucking retarded, stop doing that, guys

  • Appalled@everything

    Just when the video couldn’t get any better, a giant wave of Chinese onlookers starts following the car at the end. I lol’d! Now I know what an exodus looks like.

    • Jay

      Those people didn’t stop to think that if the driver’s that desperate/crazy, they probably won’t hesitate to back right over someone stupid enough to be close to the car.

      The herd instinct will get you killed.

  • Brett Hunan

    There is no reason…. thats just how people in Nanjing drive.

  • mr. wiener

    ..Wow I definitely have to get one of those Excelles!

    • terroir

      “Hey look! The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!”

      “This mall has got everything!”

  • xiaopengyou

    dna5577:
    “If this was in America he would’ve been immediately shot dead.”

    So true.

    • Joshwhiltz

      Have you even been to “America?” Either of you? I think you watch too many police dramas

      • terroir

        I‘m proud to say I’ve watched far too many episodes of “COPS” to bring to you this racist generalization:

        * black trash run
        * white trash hide

        This video is completely boring. I guess the “World’s Most Dangerous Police Chases with Chinese Characteristics” must make do with only one car.

    • Harland

      Nah. In America, there would have been a car chase. People that run from checkpoints are the people you really want to arrest. Fugitives get caught like this all the time.

    • staylost

      American’s will shoot you dead in China too, so watch out.

      Chinese police need some heavier weaponry. I saw some dude trying to kick the car. I know this is China and kungfu and all of that, but you can’t really kick a car and make it explode like in the wushu movies. Give the poor man a gun!

      • pada

        –“American’s will shoot you dead in China too”?
        Hey, sweetheart, while xiaopengyou is not Catrol while you are not CIA, lol!

        • staylost

          I can’t understand your response. Did you use google translate or something? Why is cat roll capitalized, but xiaopengyou not? Are you advertising an egg roll made with cats instead of egg? Or is a catroll like a lolcats rickroll?

          • pada

            Oh sorry Castro was what I meant you little picky sweetie

          • staylost

            Your previous post is still nonsense even if you use footnotes to explain your nouns. “While the ocean is not red while the sky is not green.” Did a monkey write this in part of a bid to accidentally produce the works of Shakespeare if she pounded to keyboard long enough?

    • Brett Hunan

      Its more likely a Korean-American who shoots you dead.

      bad taste?

      • lonetrey

        Way too early, bro.

  • staylost

    My favorite part is at 47sec where it looks like a woman pulls her man away from the action. It is nice in a couple of ways. He was a bystander trying to help others and his woman cares enough to drag him to safety. It’s a nice picture.

    • Stimpy

      Three points:

      1- He’s obviously not trying to help, just wants a better view of the action.

      2- He’s a complete dick to be standing there in the first place seeing as the guy was randomly reversing there earlier.

      3- She is obviously his wife. She would never do that to a stranger.

      But still, a nice picture.

      • staylost

        She could just be his girlfriend or lover of ten years. Or maybe she doesn’t know him and is simply kind to strangers, though yeah, I’d assumed she knew him.

        As long as you are going to make up jerk motives for the guy in your head, we might as well just say he had finished watching KONY2012 earlier in the day and thought this would be a good place to whip out his JJ and, in the words of the immortal Michael Jackson, “beat it”.

        He appears to be motioning to people who can’t see the action. Probably letting them know what is going on to let them best protect themselves. But you’re right, it could just be him explaining to them that he was about to take off his clothes and give them a free show.

        You have your imagination. I’ll keep mine from my original post.

        • Stimpy

          How very odd.

        • mr. weiner

          I think you can definitely do the story and plot devices in the future, but leave the sex scenes up to Jeffli as he has shown a definite aptitude for this.

  • Castro

    whoops,,,, I bet that is gonna cost him dearly…

    He defines ‘poor judgement’.

  • Pong Lenis

    What’s so special? Don’t they all drive like that?

  • typingfromwork

    Another one? Shit, road rage is serious business in China!

    Thank goodness they aren’t allowed to carry guns.

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  • Hello

    Hahahaha!!!! The car owners must now be happy cuz hes gonna pay up!!

  • Dogbert

    Driving like Shanghai PMS girl.

  • Shanghairen

    I’ve seen enough videos from the US to know that when cops there see this kind of thing, they get a huge boner, take out their guns, and dare the driver to run them over. When they don’t stop in front of a cop with a gun drawn, all the cops open fire until there are about 50 rounds stuck in the car and the body of the driver.

    • Pete of Perth

      America, Fuck Yeah

    • moop

      you’re dumb

    • staylost

      “I’ve seen enough videos” to know that American bullets can cause anything they shoot to explode, so their is nothing left of the criminal’s body.

  • JaoThao

    My favorite one was the obama one.

    At 27 seconds a dog gets out of the car.

    mk304590809 (responding to above):

    That’s a rabbit.

    不用看名字有多长 (responding to above):

    Obviously it’s a tortoise.

    圆和清寂 (responding to above):

    Jeez, it’s obviously a wolf!

    灵巧公社 (responding to above):

    Fuck, do you all have dog eyes? That’s an inflatable doll.

    丧尽1天良 (responding to above):

    Fuck, that’s obviously an elephant!

    扭У扭 (responding to above):

    I’m sure that’s Obama.

    asd658529260 (responding to above):

    Actually it’s an alien organism, but I couldn’t get a clear enough view to determine the exact species.

  • Dr. Dust Cell

    That skimpering dog was so cute.

  • jeffli

    the driver was in a hurry to get home and slice up his/her watermelon before it exploded in the car! lol

    one thing for sure he was stuck like a melamine stone! lol

    I would have unloaded my pistol into the windscreen driver side. cops are such pussies – willing to work after hours bashing peasants and gays and wat not but faced with a real problem they just squeal their frilly knickers off – thats just the men!

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