Chinese Internet Celebrity Liu Jishou Rates Male Netizens

Chinese internet celebrity 留几手's Sina Weibo profile photo.

Meet Chinese internet celebrity 留几手 Liu Jishou, who rose to fame on China’s leading microblogging platform Sina Weibo starting from late 2012 for giving acerbic “reviews/ratings” of netizens who voluntarily direct his attention to photos of themselves, often explicitly begging him to make fun of them.

His username literally means “to hold back a few tricks”, adapted from 留一手 Liu Yishou, literally “to hold back a trick”, which is his username on Chinese social network Douban, where the self-introduction on his profile page reads:

Cunt.
Stupid Cunt.
A stupid cunt who is welcomed wherever he goes.
Brother [referring to himself] is a mature man.
But my looks appear young.
My body is well-proportioned, giving people the feeling that I’m a homosexual.
I am Douban‘s one and only high-end figure/personality.
Wearing 5-yuan neckties, a head full of hair gel, I walk through wind and rain every day.
Pet phrase: Make just a little progress every day.
Brother is very easy to get along with, is an extremely crazy idealist.
If you don’t get along well with me, then it must be due to the way you look.
If you have nothing to do, don’t come disgust [bother] me!

At time of translation, Liu Jishou had nearly 5 million followers on the popular Sina Weibo social network. Below are some of the “reviews/ratings” that Liu Jishou has given male netizens. The next translation will feature some of the reviews he’s given female netizens.

From Sina Weibo:

@__晨曦Steven: @留几手 @留几手 @留几手 @留几手 @留几手 @留几手 @留几手 Brother Hand, requesting a score, will humbly accept your criticism, and will never delete this photo.

Chinese netizen __晨曦Steven asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: Zhumadian trendy guy, just back from shopping on Taobao during Double 11 day. Chang Chen-yue‘s glasses, Edison Chen‘s jeans, Shawn Yue‘s cardigan, plus a Levi’s tank top and a handbag used by the British when collecting the water bill, the whole set only 98 yuan. At every moment, you lead the whole town’s fashion trends. Look at you, you’re as skinny as a dog, with the edges of your shoulders almost falling out. Hurry and get to your hair salon for work, the guests there are waiting for you to wash their hair! 1 point. Fuck off.

From Sina Weibo:

@蓝飞洋: Hand Brother, requesting your point-by-point commentary! We’re from the same hometown! I swear I won’t delete this photo! @留几手

Chinese netizen 蓝飞洋 asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: A young man from the suburbs between urban and rural areas who has entered Beijing for a life of drifting [migrant worker]. Introduced by someone from your hometown, you came to the gate of Beijing Film Studio, where every day you hold a sign: “Well drilling, Drain Clog Removal, Fight Scene Extra, Stuntman”. When you are lucky, you get on the cast and get to eat some box lunches, your role either being that of a bandit who is smoothly killed with a single shot or that of a Japanese devil whose head is cut off by Li Yunlong [the main character in the popular 2005 Sino-Japanese War TV Drama Showing Sword]. Your biggest hobby is borrowing an outfit from one of the hair salon workers that works at the cast’s hair salon, then coming to Yon Ho [the Chinese fast food restaurant in the photo] to click a self-photo. 2 points.

From Sina Weibo:

@八针菌: Job interview tomorrow. Brother Hand, please rate me. Let me benefit from your good luck. @留几手

Chinese netizen 八针菌 asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: A Sales dog, even with an extremely low Gaokao college entrance exam score, you managed to squeeze yourself into college, and likely the dregs that flunked out of majors like Biology, Business Management, International Trade, Foreign Languages, etc. You live outside Beijing’s 9th Ring Road, live in a rented apartment with a bunch of other people, have absolutely no specialized skills and run into walls wherever you go [get rejected], and even when you’re handing out flyers on the streets, you’re unwilling to take off that low-end suit that represents your dignity. In your left hand is a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People, and in your right hand is a copy of Currency Wars. Carrying a briefcase, whoever you meet is whoever you stuff with a business card. Negative points, fuck off.

From Sina Weibo:

@少年派的漂漂漂漂流: Brother, dare to rate me? @留几手

Chinese netizen 少年派的漂漂漂漂流 asks 留几手 for a review. asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: A Marketing dog or Product Manager. Since attending several “how to be successful” seminars, you pass yourself off as being successful. Whatever you do, fails. Whatever you eat, you still want more. All you know how to do is make PPTs [Powerpoint presentations] pretending to know what you’re talking about, constantly repeating the same three words: Cooperation, efficiency, passion. Even for the cunt-smallest of things, you’ll send an email, carbon copying a bunch of people. With a head full of bullshit, you make a schedule every day: 6am wake up, 6:10 take a shit, 6:30 go downstairs to buy youtiao. As if you’re busier than the president. Negative points, fuck off.

From Sina Weibo:

@杨云凯: @留几手 Master, please rate me.

Chinese netizen Chinese netizen 八针菌 asks 留几手 for a review. asks 杨云凯 for a review.

@留几手: I’m impressed [sarcasm], this big brother, you’re already in the ICU, someone who could die at anytime, and still in the face of death you don’t forget to seek a review. So I’ll summarize your life then: Born in the 1990s, unruly personality, hairy, values comradeship, a person who willing to be stabbed twice [do anything] for his friends, and willing to stab his friends twice for women. Sadly, you followed the wrong big brother [mob boss/gang leader], was caught peeping at your big brother’s wife when she was pooing, and grievously cut down. Died in 2012, your life over but still negative points, never having turned positive.

From Sina Weibo:

Netizen TutorAndrew asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: An unemployed peasant from Shengdiyage [Pinyin romanization for San Diego], America, who snuck into China on a cargo vessel to make a living. Your occupation is pretending to be a foreign expert in spurious TV shopping commercials. You’ve played the role of a French wine appraiser, an Italian tailor, a German automotive expert, a Harvard Medical School professor…moonlighting as a European executive assigned to the Zhumadian region cutting ribbons at the opening ceremonies for shopping malls. By saying nihao [Hello], you make enough money to eat, but still ask to split the bill when going to bars on the weekends to trick a girl into sleeping with you. Fu fen [Pinyin romanization for “negative points”], fuck off!

From Sina Weibo:

Hand Brother, rate me, don’t hold back at all.

Chinese netizen 哈齐牡佳之cocky326 asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: Please cherish the fat guys around you! Fat guys usually have cocks that are short and small, and thus won’t be competition when picking up chicks; fat guys are big eaters, so they can finish your leftovers; fat guys are good-tempered, so you can insult and bully them however you wish without them fighting back; fat guys can take a beating, so when you come across hooligans fat guys can be used as human shields, covering for you as you escape; fat guys run slowly, so if you come across bears in the wildness, fat guys can save your life! Fat guys were all angels with broken wings in their previous life, so cherish him! I give fat guys negative points.

From Sina Weibo:

@[Censored]: @留几手 Begging for abuse, [a photo] someone just took of me in my dorm room.

Chinese netizen in dorm room asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: An academic hegemon [overachieving student], 800 degrees of myopia/nearsightedness, essentially half blind. A top student majoring in Polymer Materials and Engineering at a Project 211 university. God helps those who help themselves, so you study hard at university, score 90+ in every subject, pay no attention to outside matters, and have absolutely no social life. You are 22 years old and have never held a girl’s hand or watched AV. Walking on the edge of insanity/perversion, you’re confident that after graduation, your invention can change humanity, while in reality, 2 years later, what you’ll be doing is applying mobile phone screen protectors. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. Negative points.

The following two involve Chinese television star 陈赫 Chen He from iPartment and Chinese television host 杜海涛 Du Haitao. Liu Jishou’s reviews of them require a high level of familiarity with who they are and their TV shows to be fully appreciated. See if you know what he’s referring to!

From Sina Weibo:

@陈赫: Only a man that Brother Hand says is good is a good man [referring to his classic line in iPartment]. Nervous, don’t be too hard on me… hahaha!!

Chinese celebrity 陈赫 asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: Since you, the self-proclaimed good man, were ruthlessly abandoned by Yifei [one of the lead female characters in iPartment], you have finally understood: Incessant nagging can’t get you a house or car. You put aside your dignity and came to a vocational school which gave you free trial classes before charging you and promised a refund if you couldn’t master the skills. Among a dazzling galaxy of majors like Numerical Control, Evacuation, Auto Mechanics, and Welding, you picked your favorite Auto Mechanics. [It takes you] 10 seconds to fix a car, [guaranteeing] no oil leaks for 10 thousand li. Once finished you adjust your clothes and left, keeping the good deed to yourself. I give you 0.5 points. Are you able to come to my house to fix a [bike] pedal for me? @陈赫

From Sina Weibo:

@杜海涛Hito: Brother Hand, I specially found a photo that will be easy for you to display your talent with. After surviving so many years of wind and rain [being made fun of], I should be able to endure [your review]. You may begin! @留几手

Chinese celebrity 杜海涛Hito asks 留几手 for a review.

@留几手: A Northeastern vagrant. After a three-day trip to the Yanbian, your brain was was severely infected by the Korean Wave. From then on you were distracted at work, failed to focus on the art of Er Ren Zhuan, and finally fled to the Mango channel, launching your Northeastern+South Korean anti-mainstream medley of an entertainment career. Every day you suffer the living hell of people hammering huge stones on your chest, drinking pesticide, and performing human-flesh-wind-fire-wheel. Every time you think of fellow villagers Liu Neng and Zhao Si’s careers thriving with each passing day, even a full-body angry pheasant costume can’t conceal the desolation in your heart. Oppa, 0 points.

The photo at the top is not actually Liu Jishou, it’s just his Sina Weibo profile photo. Here’s Liu Jishou as his follower count on Sina Weibo reached 4 million…

From Sina Weibo:

@留几手: Begging for abuse. Recorded a song. If abused well, I’ll give it to you guys.

Liu Jishou plays the piano

From Sina Weibo:

@留几手: 4 million fans. I recorded a song specially for you guys. Not very well played, please bear with me.

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  • Icwiener

    Rate my Sofa

    • slob

      Fu fen, Fuck off!

  • I love this guy’s style. It obviously won’t translate well in terms of his culture and movie references as well as his chengyu – 是一个为兄弟两肋插刀,为女人插兄弟两刀的人 is genius or at least passably amusing as per internet standards.

    In that case: Hey cS cacophany! Care to rate me? I don’t dare to delete this picture!

    • Rainer

      He’s already rated you while you are pretending to be as blind as Helen Keller, or as retarded as a Down Syndrome:

      —-An unemployed peasant from Shengdiyage [Pinyin romanization for San Diego], America, who snuck into China on a cargo vessel to make a living. Your occupation is pretending to be a foreign expert in spurious TV shopping commercials. You’ve played the role of a French wine appraiser, an Italian tailor, a German automotive expert, a Harvard Medical School professor…moonlighting as a European executive assigned to the Zhumadian region cutting ribbons at the opening ceremonies for shopping malls. By saying nihao [Hello], you make enough money to eat, but still ask to split the bill when going to bars on the weekends to trick a girl into sleeping with you. Fu fen [Pinyin romanization for “negative points”], fuck off!

      • Probotector

        I’m sorry, was that supposed to be funny?

      • You get negative points for that.

      • bert

        Hey, that’s my life in a nutshell.

        But I am not sure how splitting the bill will get you some tail?

    • linette lee

      Is that baby panda real?

      • PixelPulse

        The baby panda is real, sometimes they use panda suits to get them use to not interacting with humans and prepare them to live in the wild by themselves.

      • BiggJ

        That’s sexual harassment panda.

        • Germandude

          Ah, South Park ftw!

        • James

          biggj al ?

  • Claude

    Well, you are a cunt aren’t you! And you do look gayer than a for dollar bill! What’s up with those clothes..you think you look young? It looks like the mascot from the fruit loops box puked on your t-shirt. Love the receding hairline, your so bald I can read your mind. you’re so bald you took a shower and got brain washed. You’re losing so much hair, your dog i complaining about the shedding. Are you shaving your chest? It’s almost as shinny as your head. You’re shaving your chest because you work nights as the worlds worst drag queen aren’t you? I see it..smoking Marlborough’s to stay thin. Think your bald now wait until the chemo kicks in. You big bitch, don’t quit your night job because “internet celebrity” isn’t a real one, but then again but then again.. so isn’t your night job.

    • Stimpy

      You did read the bottom where it said that the guy at the top was NOT the guy who was posting?
      I for one am really disappointed that it isn’t, because the guy in the photo at the top is cool as a mother fucker. I want to be him.

      • Claude

        Yeah, but it was in the spirit of the post. it’s a celebration of cuntiness.

    • bert

      Kiss off for using the word “for”, anyway Einstein it’s 3 dollar bill. Dork.

      • Boris

        To prevent further confusion, I think the issue is more with the word ‘gayer’ than the note’s denomination. It British-English we would say ‘As bent as a nine-bob note’. ‘Bent’ is crucial, since it is the centrifugal point around which the humour rotates, meaning in one context ‘fake/counterfeit’ and in another ‘homosexual’. To be frank, ‘kiss off’ sounds more than a trifle suspect. Do you ‘bowl from the pavillion end’, so to speak?

        • bert

          Ah yes, the old you must be a fudge packer because you mentioned gay stuff critique. Excellent! Keep up the good work.

          • Boris

            The container is divided into sections which are labled with the names of the days of the week. You have no excuses for forgetting to take your chlorpromazine.

  • Calles

    hahaha the fat guy’s review and the foreigner’s one… LOL

  • White Guy

    Wow, Chinese men are butt fugly.

    This must be the reason why Chinese women all swarm towards me, but I have no choice but to reject them because they smell bad.

  • the guy in the red feathery robe must be wef, or at least thats how I imagine he pose after he comment as a sign of victory.

    • wqfq

      I bet you smiled when writing this one.

  • Dave

    This was good.

  • BiggJ

    Brother Hand, requesting a score, will humbly accept your criticism, and will never delete you….I mean this photo.

    • The Enlightened One

      LoL…. I bet you as soon as he starts typing in response to this… a squad of drunken cheng guan on Segways will be sent directly to his house to rape him, beat him and throw him in a ditch. He will get the abuse he longs for…

      • Shiny

        You are so funny. Is that your wife in the picture? She really is awfully ugly. But so are you.

        • mr.wiener

          One presumes you are married to a super model…What no? …Oh well I’m sure your right hand is quite attractive.

          • Boris

            …when it’s shaved and the nails are painted purple.

    • carmouflagger

      hiiiihihihi

    • Mighty

      Your rise in the political scene is quite impressive considering your wife was more famous than you before you became President. Your “Chinese Dream” to improve the Chinese society may be just that, a dream, as most Chinese are deeply entrenched in the old ways and are too stubborn to change. Although you are the best dressed of any Chinese president you still wear the suit with the designer label attached on the left hand sleeve. Your selection of neck ties has caught up with modern times, however, your hair style remains in the Mao era. You will go down in Chinese history as the President with the best grin. 1 point. I dare not say ‘Fuck off’.

      • qwgwqg

        Don’t you have anything better to do.

        • Jing Li

          Don’t you?

          • Mighty

            100 points!

        • Mighty

          I have better things to do than to answer your question. 100 points. Fuck off!

      • Dave

        8/10

        Label joke was good.

        • Mighty

          I actually laugh when I see the label (maybe not on President Xi but on the business men).

    • filabusta

      Oh if he would only dare. Hilarious BiggJ. Were you tired of Chinese trolls attributing a picture of craft mac n chee to your social standing?

    • Shiny

      Oh man, BiggJ you really are a comedic genius; no wonder you never got laid until you started visiting third world brothels.

  • Alex

    Hahaha good stuff!

    Foreigner one was quite funny too. Probably if it was the opposite(all “laowai” except for one chinese) they’d be now ranting about how weida china is, the racism, that laowai budong china, and how jealous foreigners are.

  • linette lee

    “I’m impressed [sarcasm], this big brother, you’re already in the ICU, someone who could die at anytime, and still in the face of death you don’t forget to seek a review.”

    Oh my God. Is this real. It’s too funny. He wants a rating even in ICU.

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      I also thought that was the funniest one. BTW, when are you gonna post your bikini pics, I already sent you me G-string pic on the JCrush website.

      • linette lee

        Where? I didn’t see your g string pic on Jcrush. lol ;)

        • bert

          Linette Lee? Are you a Jew?

          • mr.wiener

            If you listen carefully you’ll hear the complete indifference …….There is is!

        • KAMIKAZIPILOT

          Here it is. Do you think I’m sexy? I lost a lot of weight since this pic was taken so I’m even more sexy now. When you show your pics make sure your face can be seen so I know it’s you.

          • Jimney Cricket

            Are you dancing Gungnam style?

          • Mighty

            I couldn’t believe they had him (PSY) perform on AI’s finale.

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            Yeah, and that was years before Gangnam style even came out. Guess I was ahead of my time.

  • Jimney Cricket

    Almost 20 years ago I had an idea for an abuse line where you could phone up and shout at someone. I guess in China I should think about the opposite. Phone up and get abused. Should make a lot of money but I think it would work better as a TV show

    • James

      congrats there is some abuse line iirc

  • Nilerafter24

    Well, I haven’t laughed this much on CSmack in a long long time.
    Great post.

    • moody

      true that, thanks Chinasmack for this article.
      Much is lost in translation and you guys spotted the ones that translate best to English.

      • bert

        Wow! You are amazing! You can read Chinese? Impressive.

        Oh, that wasn’t your intent daddy?

        • moody

          I’ll just leave this here

  • Irvin

    Good stuff, I’m gonna post a photo of myself naked and seek a review.

    Edit: this kindda give me the vibe it’s some sort of emotional SM, some people like to abuse and some people likes to get abused.

    • mr.wiener

      Sweet dreams are made of this. who am I to disagree.

      • Probotector

        Some of them want to abuse you…

        • some of them want to be abused…

      • the ace of books

        I travel the world and the seven seas – everybody’s looking for something…

        • bert

          Amazing!!

  • The Enlightened One

    Well, he did a pretty good job on a few of them. Especially the foreign one and the fat guy.

    • bert

      Oh yes he did! You know a lot about humor right?

      This is you, “Pretty good job huuuuh huuuuh, spit, look at my big arms. I want to show my balance of the hate on the white guy and my disdain for the overweight, by the way did you see my arm?”

      How many tattoos you got Popeye?

  • I knew there was humor somewhere on the Chinese internet.

    • Mighty

      I’m going to have to follow Brother Hand.

  • Mighty

    This is hilarious!

    • paofj

      Great spirits are bound by nature.

      • Mighty

        I like that. It is very motivational.

        • James

          hey mighty answer me a couple questioins

          • Mighty

            Rate your photo?

          • James

            nah, can i ask?

          • Mighty

            Sure you can but I may not answer.

          • James

            ok, you said before, you regarded yourself as a chinese. until you saw how .cnren regarded people who left china as dirt.
            did you regard yourself as an american second?

            i can’t believe you thought you were more chinese than an american

          • Mighty

            American, first. Second class Chinese, second.
            Actually I was saying in my heart China was always my motherland, because we were brought up to believe that. I follow Chinese tradition and culture and celebrate the same holidays. I speak 3 Chinese dialects. Overall, I’m more than just a ‘banana’. And I have carried that with me until now.

          • azf

            Liar.

          • mr.wiener

            Story?

          • Mighty

            True story.

          • Mighty

            Only if I tell you you’re not ass-faced.

          • Mighty

            Edit: Oooops, sorry, I thought you were ‘azr’, the ass-face.

          • Mighty

            Dude, it’s midnight here. Gonna catch some Z’s but go ahead and pose your questions. I’ll catch up tomorrow.

  • Khanthology

    this gay man lays some heavy smackdowns. in regards to his dress style, I personally think this sonny crockett outfit imitator downloadedd too many episodes of miami vice. great show by the way, but you gotta watch what type of media you give these weasels.. or they will poor a bucket of maraschino cherries over your head when you only asked for a slice of lemon. i’ll give him a pass for a chinasmackdown because im lazy right now and have a hangover. f u.

    • Germandude

      Khantology, a wanna-be gangsta that has failed in life, but appears to be tough online. A 15-year old from the trailer park in Sacramento, CAL that buys his baggy pants at Safeway for $ 4.99 always in XXXL-size. Price is not the issue for him, he just hopes that one day he grows some size and muscle in order to fit the jeans. Plus, since he hasn’t been introduced to the toilet yet, diapers need to fit the jeans. Combining this over-sized Jeans comes a Sacramento Kings jersey in XXL and a pink cap from Rocawear to show that he “is da real deal”. Completing this tough-urban-gangsta-style, he wears $ 20 sneakers from Reebok from which he hides the brand label by putting on a sticker from Nike on top. You can usually find Khantology working in a 7-Eleven store from 2 pm to 10 pm. He doesn’t go to school cause “hey, who needs education?” and goes back home right after work to troll the internet to burst his ego and because his imaginary girlfriend can only be found on youporn.com. I give him 1 point out of ten. Not because I think there was hope for him, but to ease my mind and let myself believe I did sth good today.

      Edit: lol :-)

      • Dave

        Trying too hard. Decent effort, though.

      • James

        wtf? i guess drugs aren’t unknown in cn

      • Khanthology

        german dude, you bring shame to the germans. you’re like the kid that gets his ass whooped too many times and comes back for more. i could be a 10 year old who wears gay ass abercrombie, listens to wack ass skrillex music and an armless beggar in india who would still leave handprints on your face. SMACK.

        • mr.wiener

          Gosh, he’s really going to need something to put on that burn. I’m sure his inner child is crying now.

  • Jeff

    This guy needs to be a judge on American Idol – funnier than that British wanker Simon

    • bert

      “wanker” So cool using those international words isn’t it?

      • Boris

        I’d say that was the most apt description of the man referred to. C**t is a bit too extreme, whereas c*ck doesn’t contain quite enough venom.

  • MrT

    Whats it about? cant be bothered to read it all.

  • KAMIKAZIPILOT

    Actually pretty funny, although not sure if they’re really accurate. Its obvious it’s all in fun. The fat guy and the guy in the hospital were the funniest.

    • bert

      I’m a fat guy and mine’s almost 8cm, standing! So He’s wrong on all accounts!! Anger and pride together!

      • KAMIKAZIPILOT

        Wait are you talking about what I think you’re talking about? If so I feel sorry for you.

        • bert

          Yes I am! The internet is full of honesty, don’t you know.

  • James

    sort of funny but i think there are better, maybe not in cn

  • death_by_ivory

    The second one and the one with the car are gorgeous.

  • jeffli

    Everyones stupid in this country! There’s nothing better to do? Oh yeah, pick my nose and eat the dry mucus or spit everywhere and complain about Japanese and other foreigners.

    regards to this this comment “”@留几手: An unemployed peasant from Shengdiyage [Pinyin romanization for San Diego], America, who snuck into China on a cargo vessel to make a living. “”

    This person should just eat a dead river pig and die!
    how many CHinese boat people arrive in France and holland every year? … zero they’re hidden inside shipping containers instead! HEIMIN!

    • bert

      Excellent!

  • radbab

    can we have more of that sort of Chinese humor? It’s actually really funny! :)

  • linette lee

    I can’t stop listening to this song. A really old song I just discovered. Oldies are goodies.

    Listen to the sound of the ocean. Ah Mei.

    听海 by 张惠妹

    写信告诉我今天 海是什么颜色
    夜夜陪着你的海 心情又如何
    灰色是不想说 蓝色是忧郁
    而漂泊的你 狂浪的心 停在哪里
    写信告诉我今夜 你想要梦什么
    梦里外的我是否 都让你无从选择
    我揪着一颗心 整夜都闭不了眼睛
    为何你明明动了情 却又不靠近
    听 海哭的声音 叹息着谁又被伤了心
    却还不清醒
    一定不是我 至少我很冷静
    可是泪水 就连泪水也不相信
    听 海哭的声音 这片海未免也太多情
    悲泣到天明
    写封信给我 就当最后约定
    说你在离开我的时候 是怎样的心情

  • Mighty

    All you Brother Hand Jobs, rate me!

    • bert

      looks alright to me, as long as he doesn’t vote fag or Obammmaa

    • mr.wiener

      Daddy!

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      The 70s called, they want your hair, your clothes, even your mustache back

    • Jing Li

      I’m no good at writing critiques but I know the words “porn star” need to be in there…

    • Jimney Cricket

      Where did you find that photo of me?

  • kevin lin

    I dont get it…so he’s famous for harsh ratings? hmmm interesting

  • bert

    Funny but seems to know a lot about fat men’s genitalia, just like the “enlightened one”.

  • bert

    I would like to see him praise one person. Are there any?

  • 中国网民

    第一次上外文翻译中国事情的网站,看看能不能发表回复

  • 中国网民

    回复成功,

    @留几手 是中国社交媒体 微博【weibo.om】的红人,微博类似于你们的推特

    我只想说一句,你们翻译的好差啊。。。

    American Shengdiyage unemployed peasants, sitting goods smuggled into China Roller living. Occupation is posing a false TV shopping in foreign experts. French wines were played appraisers, Italian tailors, the German auto experts at Harvard Medical School professor …… cut the ribbon at the mall as part of Europe in the Great Zhumadian district president, said two nihao, mixed mouth meal, go to the bar cheat a gun weekend also AA system. fu fen fuck off! 【这是谷歌翻译的】

  • Yang

    Hey does anyone know the name of the piano piece that is played at the bottom of the page? I would greatly appreciate it.

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