Man Meets Girl From Internet at Hotel, Turns Out to Be Son’s Wife

In China, an old man arranged to meet an woman he met online at a hotel, only to discover that she is his son's wife.

Lili speechless in the face of police.

From NetEase & Sina:

Old Man Arranges to Meet Online Friend at Hotel, Discovers She is His Own Son’s Wife

Old man meets online friend at hotel but is stunned upon opening the door–

“How could the person who gets a room with me be my son’s wife?”

On the 22nd, an preposterous incident that leaves people uncertain of whether to laugh or cry happened in Muling city [Heilongjiang province]. 57-year-old man Wang had gone online and gotten to know female netizen “寂寞的花草” [literally, “lonely flowers and plants”]. Upon arranging to meet at a hotel, an awkward incident occurred: The female netizen turned out to be his son’s wife [daughter in law].

After Old Wang retired two years ago, he enjoyed going online at home to chat, even giving himself an internet alias of “善解人意” [idiom meaning “good at understanding others”]. Old Wang has a son called “Da Jun” [literally, “big army”] who works throughout the year in long-haul cargo transportation and has over the past 8 years of marriage spent more time away from his wife than with her. Daughter-in-law [Da Jun’s wife] Lili is unemployed and stays at home taking care of the son. Every day after taking the son to school, she is at home chatting online, her internet alias being “Lonely Flowers and Plants”. On the night of the 21st, while her son slept, Lili went online and met netizen “Good At Understanding Others”, and the two of them chatted very congenially [got along very well], all the way until 2am the next morning when Old Wang asked to see what “Lonely Flowers and Plants” looks like. Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused.

Old Wang claimed to be a manager/director of a company, that his wife had only recently passed away two years ago, and that he was single. “Lonely Flowers and Plants” also lied saying her husband had been sentenced to 5 years in prison for getting into a fight with someone and severely injuring the other, that she was living on her own with her child. “Lonely Flowers and Plants” suggested chatting naked with Mr. Wang, but because the video [web cam] wasn’t working, he sent a photo of a friend from back when he was in the military to Lili. Lili saw “Good at Understanding Others” as natural and unrestrained as well as tall, and was thus very attracted, so arranged to meet him at 6pm sharp in room 403 of a certain Muling city hotel on the 22nd.

In China, an old man arranged to meet an woman he met online at a hotel, only to discover that she is his son's wife.

Police questioning Da Jun about what happened.

At that time, because Da Jun had finished delivering his cargo, he rushed home 3 days ahead of schedule from Harbin. His wife wasn’t home and when he called, she said she was at the beauty salon doing her hair. So Da Jun went online, only to discover a problem, that Lili forgot to turn off the computer when she had left, nor did she sign off her QQ [a Chinese instant messaging program], so Da Jun saw the disgustingly romantic chats between his wife and “Good at Understanding Others”, infuriating him. However, he wasn’t about to do nothing and wanted to catch his wife and the other netizen red-handed. So, he called Lili and said he had some cargo that he needed to transport to Mishan city and he wouldn’t be back until the afternoon of the next day. Lili didn’t know it was a ruse, so after she had taken her son to her parents’ home in the evening, she went to the appointed hotel. Lili never expected that when she went to meet her netizen friend, Da Jun was already following her in secret.

Lili went upstairs and knocked only to see before her eyes when the door opened her father-in-law. Old Wang was also dumbfounded, how could it be his son’s wife? Embarrassed and ashamed, Lili turned and ran. It was at that moment that Da Jun appeared having followed her. “This was a misunderstanding!” Without waiting for Old Wang to finish explaining to his son, Da Jun flew into a rage from the humiliation and beat his unfaithful father bloody, his wife also losing 3 teeth from being beaten. “I’m out there working my ass off to earn money, half-dead with fatigue, and all the while you two are messing around!” Seeing a war in the hotel hallway, service staff called the police.

Police from Bamiantong Town Muling City police station took the entire family of three to the station for questioning, chastised the father and daughter-in-law, and Da Jun was detained for 5 days for the assault on his father.

Comments from Sina:

手机用户[河北石家庄]:

Haha, LOL! The backs of “Flowers and Plants” and Da Jun are very similar to two people I know, and their family background is the same too. Going to go back during Spring Festival and see if it’s them. Having three teeth knocked out is a very good lead for a human flesh search [to identify the real people involved in the story]. Muling keeps producing famous people, haha!

手机用户[广东广州]:

The government is too nice to women these days! Resulting in women being too wanton/unbridled. I also drive long-distance [for a living] and I too have no idea how many green hats I’m wearing [how many times been cheated on]. My wife doesn’t work and spends all day associating with society’s idle people, not even doing housework. So I can only have one eye open and one eye closed. My child has just started middle school, and I don’t want to get a divorce for fear of affect my child’s studies…

用户3645578414[福建莆田]:

Fuck, fake, the first image is PS‘d, obviously combined [from different images], fucking author/editor~

veronica_6338[北京]:

偷笑偷笑偷笑哈哈哈哈哈哈 “If you aren’t of the same family, you can’t enter the same home” [“birds of a feather flock together”, people who are together/encounter each other because they are similar]!

手机用户[天津]: (likely responding to 手机用户[广东广州])

It’s you who put up with your wife being wanton/unbridled, don’t just blame anything on the government.

手机用户[江苏南京]:

From this we can see that his wife has gotten hotel rooms with quite a lot of people, all the way up until this incident happened.

手机用户[福建三明]:

Haha, these two idiots are such geniuses!

手机用户[广东深圳]:

This once again teaches a lesson to those people who have nothing better to do than to have online love affairs!

Comments from NetEase:

dok2014 [网易广西桂林市网友]:

Stories Magazine?

网易福建省莆田市网友 ip:121.205.*.*: (responding to above)

If the man hadn’t returned 3 days ahead of schedule, I bet they would’ve become soul mates [have intimate knowledge of each other] by now.

网易天津市网友 ip:111.30.*.*:

The whole family, is there no take-out [out-call prostitution services]?!

网易山东省德州市手机网友 ip:119.189.*.*:

“Lonely Flowers and Plants” meeting “Good at Understanding Others”, is this Stories Magazine?

偷袭黑丝带 [网易广西玉林市手机网友]:

I’m guessing there won’t be any getting along for this family after this.

网易加拿大手机网友(199.119.*.*):

I don’t think the father did anything wrong, how would he have TM known it was his son’s wife.

网易福建省厦门市手机网友 ip:115.168.*.*: (responding to above)

The son’s wife is also innocent, how could she have known it would be her own father-in-law.

网易福建省厦门市手机网友 ip:211.97.*.*: (responding to above)

Then the husband is even less in the wrong, as he’d of course go home after finishing his delivery, or should he have gone whoring!?

网易上海市闵行区手机网友 [河马老大爷]:

This is, in all my years of reading NetEase, the most well-written piece of news the author/editor has ever written. [The narrative was] Floating clouds and flowing water, written so effortlessly, written simply but profoundly, making one unable to stop [reading]. Strongly request a second volume/sequel!!!

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  • YourSupremeCommander

    If you are the son, what would you do?

    • Joey

      3P

      • YourSupremeCommander

        Not w/ your own father. Maybe if the wife was hooking up with a hot chick.

    • Apothis

      I’m an American so I would have shot them both.

      • filabusta

        lol great response

      • maybeabanana

        I would shoot the wife.The dad has no clue it was his wife.

      • Germandude

        If you are a republican, you would shout ” Murrica, fuck yeah!” while shooting.
        If you are a democrat, you’d shot them and then tried to sue the government for legalizing guns.
        If you are a tea party member, you’d shot them, shouting ” ‘Murrica, fuck yeah!” and then went to church to seek wisdom never to be found.

        • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

          I’m of the opinion that Germany will need guns sooner or later, nothing personal mind.

        • Riddler

          LMAO BIG TIME!

        • Probotector

          You know, decrying Americans won’t erase Germany’s right-wing past ;)

        • http://www.evolutionvsgod.com/ Rich

          There is wisdom my friend, a complete understanding of the promise of eternal life, how we are NOT at all like animals nor from animals… you can ignore it and be ignorant, but you are missing the big picture…far greater than even the universe.

    • Riddler

      Give the Bentley back?

    • Riddler

      Actually, the son should have called eattot to sort it out.

    • http://www.sos-symphysiotomy.com/ redgirls

      Be thankful they didn’t and your wife isn’t pregnant, then fkn move on and never look back.((shudder..))

  • Truth

    Haha, “and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused.” I bet his old wang was crying tears of joy!

    Some people say that some Chinese woman worship white men? Why is this?

    • Riddler

      And regular Big Wang.

    • slob

      The Big Wang theory.

    • guest

      lol who worships white people nowadays?

      • Riddler

        There seems to be plenty of sucking going in in china my old boy. Don’t ask us, ask mainland women. They spend plenty of time on their knees. Slurping.

    • jin

      and why dont they worship the black? they got even bigger wang

      • Probotector

        Some do.

        • Rosemon Calvin Pilot

          All do

      • Riddler

        Thank you. Now Kneel.

  • Guest23

    Terrifyingly awkward situation, lots of similar stories, begs the question, does the son really works too hard to have any spare time for his wife or family? there’s work to live and live to work, wow, and both of them were chatting online with strangers for some time, this family don’t have any heart-to-heart personal talks.

    • maybeabanana

      Chinese cultures have been more or less disaffectionate imo. Anecdoetal experiences from my own family, there’s no ‘I love you’, or any other heart to heart talks. Further dissapation of society’s ineptitude to communication. Now there’s technology to fuel that dysfunction, why is it so hard for people in China to find love? Speaking of love in China, I have yet to watch and am waiting to watch that documentary.

      • Guest23

        Some cultures and traditions in the world makes people follow some rigid silent code of not talking and keeping it within themselves, doesn’t bode too well for a lot of people in conformist societies today and the internet age makes things a lot worst when you can substitute real people and not face the reality of it. Makes me really sad to think therapy is even non-existent in china.

        • maybeabanana

          I kind of think it had something to do with Mao’s Cultural revoltuion, Confusious teachings or at least what they understood of it. The face factor of not looking weak by showing your feelings… of course not the pathetic extreme like that video of the boyfriend beggin in the streets and being slapped by the girl in HK.

          Also, a long time back there was something here on CS about therapy for couples… it seems like theres a lot of dysfunctional people and they don’t even know they are dysfunctional and the idea of therapy is still new to them.

          I think a major thing that people are lacking is their own character and morals. They have become so complacent with just earning and living and doing whatever traditions they don’t question anything.Even those that call themselves educated, like my cousin who went to SunYatSen Uni, she never thought outside the box. They also never think about what even feels right or wrong, thus just training their mind to decay into a herd mentality.

          • Guest23

            Lots of debate between Conformity vs Individuality, the Face and Shame culture is getting to the point where it’s pretty egotistical or even insane not to admit that you need more help than what you have, pride before the fall I guess.

            There’s still a stigma and misconception on going to the Therapist or Psychologist, that you are either crazy, you won’t find a job if you’re diagnosed. If those were removed or even clarified, business would really boom for them.

            A shame on your cousin, limited potential and hierarchy thing makes it so people would be factory-labeled on their roles, must be why a lot of them are going abroad for their studies like the US.

          • maybeabanana

            Sometimes traditions run deep, my college acquaintances who are from HK, studied well etc, still went back to HK,. but their mentality and social interactions are still like 15 yr olds. The ironic thing about my cousin is that her father seems more of an intellectual who sees pass the material bullshit and cares for the govt etc etc.. yet.. she’s completely indifferent. Either he said things and she didnt listen or he didn’t bother to teach her well. Either way, they are still traditional with their big show off weddings and what not (guess theres only so much you can surpass in that culture).

          • Germandude

            Very interesting conversation between you and Guest23.

            It still astounds me every time I see people exploding in emotions caused by minor things just to completely cool down a minute after. And it’s so easy to trigger that process and then again, easy to resolve it. For example, by just admitting that it was ME who did a mistake. Once emotions cool down, you can slowly explain why you were right and the opponent was completely wrong. It’s then even admitted. However, you have to give the chance to save face.

          • maybeabanana

            I think everyone holds pride to a degree, even I… and it’s really hard to let go in the midst of arguments where I reallyyyyyy reallyyyy want to be right or want to disprove some cocky ass his always right status because I believe that no one is every 100% right all the time.

          • Guest23

            Gotta counteract the *Heat of the moment* thing with *Think before you act* , I admit I got some issues but generally don’t want to regret things later on, that family is pretty much going level 11 on regret and shame right now, especially since their actions and exploit is now in the internet.

            I kinda agree with maybeabanana with Mao’s cultural revolution mucking some things up in the moral and social fabric in Chinese culture, whatever happened to the “Golden rule” or “Be humble, pride is good until it is bad*?? but some traditions or even the human condition is too dang embedded.

          • David

            I come from a family with 8 kids, (Italian and Scottish). We were just like that. We would get upset and yell at each other but then once we let it out we would let it go and forget about it, very seldom have I held any kind of grudge in my life and never against family. My wife, who is Asian, is the opposite and it took her a long time to understand. I just see no reason to keep the mad inside.

          • Germandude

            I think life is too short to just be angry. If I am angry with somebody, I will try to tell him/her in a normal tone. Then fix any error or coold down. No shouting. I freaking hate it when people can’t hold their emotions and just let it out in an uncontrolled way.
            The only place where I cannot stick to staying cool is on the football field…

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

            Hive mind?

          • maybeabanana

            fellow redditor?

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

            I do like reddit, and you my good man or lady>?

          • maybeabanana

            Just a lady.

      • Probotector

        “WE CHINESE DO NOT SHOW OUR FEELINGS!!!”

        • maybeabanana

          Haha.. that’s some strong feelings you got there.

        • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

          I always roll eyes at the WE do not line, good post, lol

      • 用开水烫我!

        i do not see a lot love anywhere.
        i think just to find a better match,nothing more than that. i regret i know this too late. women should just get realistic early.

        • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

          yea i hear ya.

        • maybeabanana

          I believe in love. I have witnessed love. Better match for an individual is a good idea but that also means better chances at developing real compassion, care, and love for the other person. Loving someone is more about taking the other person in regards and make them kin, treat them like family with respect, honesty and communication.

          • 用开水烫我!

            hard to say,i think most people get married early because they do not care for looks much. as long as that man can make good money or have a house.

          • maybeabanana

            Like you said, people make bad choices and weren’t really looking into finding love or even bothered to understand what it really is and what it means.

          • 用开水烫我!

            its not bad choice for a woman,believe me.
            if i had a girl, i would let her date early and marry early.

          • maybeabanana

            What’s your logic behind that? So she can make mistakes, get hurt instead of properly preparing her for what is right?

          • David

            I taught my daughter it was a rough world out there for women so she had to take care of herself and not depend on anybody (including any man) to do it for her. If a guy tries to lay on the BS she will call him on it every time and laugh in his face. She is beautiful, smart, accomplished and a ball buster. She says she never wants to get married but since she is only 27 she may change her mind someday. Of course that can be intimidating for most guys. In fact I wish my son was a brash as his older sister.

          • zhuang zi

            “She says she never wants to get married but since she is only 27 she may change her mind someday”
            “only 27″

            The fate of your bloodline now rests upon your son’s shoulders. Best of luck to you.

          • David

            lol Well, it would nice to be a grandfather someday but since I have 7 brothers and sisters and they all have kids (and many have grandchildren), my family name is not dying out soon. Also, my so is a normal 24 year with all the normal “urges” I have no doubt he will set up a home soon enough. While 27 seems like an old maid to most Chinese, it is just about the average age people in most western countries are getting married in this millennium.

          • Claude

            Single is the new married. 100 million Americans are now single. 50% of homes in NY are single occupant. 60% of Swedes are single; always ahead of the curve those Scandinavians. In Vancouver contractors are building single occupant apartments out of demand.
            There are several books and documentary’s about the trend. The stigma of being single and a spinster or a weird loner is gone. I think people find it liberating because so many are pressured into being relationships because they they’re afraid people will think there’s something wrong with them. Don’t be surprised if your kids don’t marry. It’s become socially acceptable.

          • maybeabanana

            Man, you must be from a century ago. If people were more mature as they need to be, maybe getting marry in the early 20’s sounds reasonable. But look at China right now!! look at how kids are raised elsewhere. It will do more harm than good. Sure I wouldn’t mind getting married younger, but the circumstances are not there and that is not just to blow my own horn on being 28 and unmarried.

          • Cauffiel

            Westerner have risen above animals…. no longer concerned about bloodlines. More important fish to fry.

          • Riddler

            And the fate of chinese bloodlines lies in the federal reserve. Of the USA that is.

          • Probotector

            More like the fate of Chinese bloodlines lies in the gender imbalance.

          • Riddler

            Holy crap, you on form in a serious way. Pass the spliff.

          • Probotector

            It’s funny because it’s true.

          • Riddler

            Where does your luck lie? One child policy? We at least give our children the freedom to decide for themselves when, how and who they want to marry.

            China? 20 million men who won’t find a wife due to your barbaric child policy and forced abortions. Fate of bloodlines you were talking about?

            Chew on that.

          • maybeabanana

            Haha, my mother/family told me something similar except it almost sounded like she detested relationships. She had the right intentions and idea…but how she brought about that…was another dubious teaching from her. I know its dubious because they often contridict themeslves.

          • David

            No, relationships are wonderful, I have just seen too many women in relationships with losers. You can be with a guy who likes and supports you or you can spend your time making excuses for how bad a guy treats you (you, as in women in general, not you in particular lol). When you are with somebody good for you it is wonderful (for both of you).

          • maybeabanana

            http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/society-and-culture/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0.html
            This is a very flimsy article, but it really does point out that younger women being very foolish in their Disney ideals and syndromes. And if most women just want to fill that mold of have babies and a family before they shrivel up and die, they probably have not really evaluated what it means to live their own life. Long live the stereotypes as women are driven by hormones.

          • Riddler

            You son and daughter have a fine father. Regards Sir.

          • Zappa Frank

            yes believe her, she daily show us her wisdom, why don’t you trust her? for a girl there’s nothing better than marry a rich man, a countryside girl with many soap opera hours of expericene is telling you..

        • Riddler

          And find their rich husband while they are still young? A better match means lots of money right? Forget love when you are young, ‘get realistic’ and find a sugar daddy early.

          That is what you mean.

      • jixiang

        The Chinese express their feelings much more openly than the Japanese for instance. In some ways I find them quite expressive.

        • maybeabanana

          They are indeed expressive over their flashy cars and handbags; but when it comes to honest emotions…repressive!!

  • Apothis

    It sounds like the father and wife got exactly what they deserved.

    • Riddler

      Not what they wanted.

  • maybeabanana

    It’s a small world and sardine packed in China, the probability of matching is kind of amazing.

    How does both of these people expect that they will be desired if they put up fake pictures? That is just naive and dishonest in the first place.
    Reminds me of this russian coat.

    http://imgur.com/NPMBq

  • Angie Mac

    Seriously? The translation came out “Old Wang”? Anyone wanna place bets on how many “Old Wang” jokes there are going to be? Hehehe… Old Wang

  • Angie Mac

    When is this coming to cinema? Or is straight to Blu Ray?

    • slob

      For sure, the twist at the end would be an awesome movie twist. Instead of the guy beating them up, maybe you find out later that he was the one who set them up so he could get divorced from her because he was having an affair with…wait for it…the OLD MAN’S WIFE !!

      • David

        His mother?

  • the ace of books

    Heard this one before, so I don’t figure it’s a real news story. Switch up the details a little and it could be the “call girl sent to man’s room is his [female relative] – hilarious awkwardness ensues”. Here’s the Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/daughter.asp . This one’s got just enough detail to make people who haven’t heard it before think it’s real. Glad the one guy picked up on the PSing, but apparently China’s got different urban legends than the West…

  • YourSupremeCommander

    One wants pussy, the other wants dick, put them together and what’s the issue here again?

    • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

      Because of a very aggravating, mood-killing concept called ‘awkward’.

    • linette lee

      I love your one liner or two liners. So direct and straight forward.

      what’s the issue here…lol….

  • boo

    ‘good at understanding others’, ‘lonely flowers and plants’ and ‘big army’… these names are hilariousssss

    • nqk123

      in chinese, these name are quite meaningful. however, like many names/words when translated into another language, it become funny/stupid/meaningless

      • Riddler

        Ok so the meanings of names are lost in translation. How about their actions?

    • mwanafa

      Fake news.

  • Jeff

    So many lonely females in China… So little time

    • Riddler

      Ah, so you do the good old community service?

    • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

      I just tell them straight now, someone else coming around, go.

      • Riddler

        Thats it? “Go”? or “Go B—–“?

        • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

          usally just “Go” because i might want them to come back again, if they stupid enough too.
          “Go B—–” is for when they out played me.
          Funny,a few weeks back, I told this older dear to “Go”, because a younger flower wanted to come around.
          She plain flat refused, i spent the whole day telling her to “Go” but she really stuborn.
          In the end I put a English TV news channel on flull blast, she cracked after 20 minutes and “fck off”

  • lonetrey / Dan

    Upon their own heads.

    What did you think was going to happen?

  • Rei Yu Tian

    Lol’d hard like an idiot on the subway just now, life sure is great!

    • YourSupremeCommander

      oh, so it was you.

  • 二奶头发

    Next year’s spring festival will be very interesting at their household.

  • Riddler

    Very lazy photoshop with the pic of the girl and cops. Sigh…biggj, where you at?

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      I heard he’s posting on Stormfront these days, haha.

      • Riddler

        Ah well, good luck to the man. I guess someone will have to hone their skills on photoshop. Those three officials are like a fixture without which CS is not the same.

      • Germandude

        Well, I think biggj and also Mighty were adding a lot of fun into the mix here. Except sometimes they went on far too long.
        Wondering where they are atm…

        • linette lee

          I AM NO FUN? oKAY…I leave Chinasmack. And just post on facebook from now on. bye.

          • Germandude

            Ok, bye.

          • Middle_Kingdum

            Okay. See you tomorrow!

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            NOOOOOOOOO!!! We need you here Linette, don’t leave us, I’m begging you!

          • linette lee

            You are too cute. :)

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            Yeah I’m too cute for my own good.

          • Riddler

            Hey Linette! Don’t even think about it! I’ll come to hk and buy you a coffee! You are one of the coolest people here! I know we don’t exchange much but you have the respect.

            Get back here NOW! Even my wife is laughing saying Linette is cool!

        • KAMIKAZIPILOT

          Yeah, they were both pretty funny at times but some of their posts were kind of over the top. I wonder if Mighty got banned? I saw him post on Koreabang after he stopped posting on CSmack. Sometimes I also wonder where certain posters are atm or what they’re doing. It’s kind of interesting we can talk to people from all over the world from all walks of life, something we’d probably not be able to do in real life.

          • Germandude

            Mighty got banned? I agree that some posts were over the top, but all in all, both are/were just crazy. In a rather positive way…

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            I don’t know, I was just wondering if he did. He used to post pretty much every day and then he just stopped. I know he got a warning from the mods before so I’m wondering if one day he just took it too far. You’d have to ask Weiner or Kai.

          • Riddler

            Me and Mighty both got a warning over the same thing. I posted something, he up voted it, and said something positive. Some local guys posts start cursing Mighty out for up voting me, i mean really nasty swearing stuff. Way over the top. I kinda stood up for Mighty and went overboard, then Mighty and me agreed not to reply to those locals, but they went at it even harder. So then we decided to give them piece of mind, gloves off. It was insane. Mighty disappeared, i got a new name and came back after a month or so.

            YO Mighty! Where ma homie man? The brothers be missing you yo!

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            What do you mean by “local guys”. You mean Chinese from China?

          • Riddler

            Yup, i don’t like to say chinese because my chinese friends from other places, hk, indonesia, etc are really cool people.

          • Cauffiel

            I think getting banned from cS must be a great honor. Its like getting kicked out of the People’s Temple or something…. just…. great!

          • Riddler

            I got banned from here 3 time bro. Seriously. Does that mean I am like ‘cooooooool’? Heheheheh..

            Trying to be cool this time though.

          • Cauffiel

            I feel like I’ve said some pretty heinous shit on cS, enough to get banned…. but I’ve never even gotten a warning. I better turn up the Assholism dial.

          • Riddler

            Nah dont do that man, stick around.

          • Riddler

            How the f—- did you just get down voted for your comment? Two sad losers around here.

          • Germandude

            Look at this way: – x – = +

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

            something we’d probably not be able to do in real life.

            Expats in china are generally and in asia, a self serving and snivelling to the bootheel lot. I would not worry about it !@!!!!

          • Cauffiel

            Who is not self serving? What a useless adjective phrase.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            But it describes a condition that exists in China. I leave grammar to the chinese teachers, I’m just paid to open and shut my yap for 18 classes a week.

          • Probotector

            18 classes or 18 hours? 18 Classes is way too much!

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            I dislike all this hours talk, classes as in 18 classes of 45 mins a week. Those in the so called international programme do 22, far too much for my liking. I’d prefer 14, but am not lazy, did 25 a week in Oman, but you are paid accordingly, so. Where are you in China?

          • Probotector

            Henan

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            Been there, but all I remember is fog or smog and the cold, oh, the cold. Enjoying it?

          • Probotector

            Not really, but it’s my gf’s home province.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            fair enough, the girls from there are far better than the grabbing sluts of the south and east. Good for you my man!

          • Cauffiel

            I’m much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more concerned about self-serving people in power than a bunch of loser English teachers like myself.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            Don’t beat yourself down young fellow, better to be in China than unemployed or working for some twat of a boss in the UK or the USA mate.

          • Cauffiel

            I’m not beating myself down, I’m just illustrating the distinction between us and people in power.

          • Claude

            Agreed! English teachers are the least of China’s problems.

            On a scale to 0 to 100. 100 being infrastructure failing, 99 being corruption etc… English teachers or foreigners in general get a big fat ZERO!

          • Cauffiel

            100 would be zombie Mao rising from the grave.

          • Probotector

            Yeah, but scapegoating is easy and fun!

          • KAMIKAZIPILOT

            There’s a lot of truth to what you said. I have a feeling we’ve spoken in a past life. Is that you my dear English boy?

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

            It could well be, in another time, in another place. Of all the gin joints, in all the world….

          • Riddler

            It could be be. Refractions of Error here:-)

        • Riddler

          Yes, Mighty was also really fun. Miss that Bro’. Yeah they went too far, i did too but then it was heat of the moment thing and plenty locals trying to disrespect. I have toned it down a little although it can be hard at times.

  • moom

    I wasn’t clear from the story whether the father was still married or divorced or widowed?

  • http://yoursexycousinrex.tumblr.com/ Your Sexy Cousin Rex

    Typical Japanese porno scenario

  • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

    “Lonely Flowers and Plants” suggested chatting naked with Mr. Wang

    Where is the moral compass? Her husband is busting arse, driving trucks through all weathers to support this lazy cow and his son. Kick her into the street if I was him!!!!!

    • Probotector

      It’s China dude, the only morals here are getting pissed off when you don’t get what you want.

  • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

    Seeing a war in the hotel hallway, service staff called the police.

    ‘Kin hell. Dallas or Coronation Street has nothing on this. Imagine the video footage?!?!

    • Riddler

      Mainland women are always ready to get down. I mean always. I know many westerners who are very busy tending to the needs of married women. Mainland guys who think they can leave a married woman at home and piss off and mess around with other chicks and wifey will be waiting by the door with a glass of milk and a big smile when he enters the house? You may want to check what’s in that milk. And, you may want to wonder what the fuck she is smiling about considering YOU don’t service her…

      Why blame foreigners? Get your shit together. Low sex drives. Always away. SOMEONE, a foreigner, WILL bang your wife. Well.

  • Angie Mac

    Why is “Chinatown” the first thing that comes to mind?

  • Probotector

    “After Old Wang retired two years ago…”

    Sounds like he was a gigolo.

    • Riddler

      He hadn’t hung up his wong apparently.

  • Probotector

    “Old Wang claimed to be a manager/director of a company, that his wife had only recently passed away… “Lonely Flowers and Plants” also lied saying her husband had been sentenced to 5 years in prison… …he sent a photo of a friend from back when he was in the military to Lili.”

    They were both telling bare faced lies about one another, so(even if they weren’t related) when they eventually met would they be all like:

    “Hmn, you’re not anything like how you described yourself, oh well, meiguanxi, meiguanxi, let’s awkwardly bone anyway”

    I mean jeez, talk about

    1. Being dishonest by lying and cheating

    2. No thinking it through

    Now the irony of their true relationship was just priceless, and IMHO, aptly deserved.

    Then of course there’s the whole thing about the husband finding out:

    “Lili forgot to turn off the computer… nor did she sign off her QQ”

    Dumb bitch.

    The husband was pretty shrewd in how he intended to confront them, until he started beating them senseless. Oh well, it is China of course, so there’s face to think about.

    Totally fucked up.

    • Germandude

      About “Lili forgot to turn off the computer… nor did she sign off her QQ”:

      Isn’t it funny that Chinese call themselves “masters of disguise” (in the sense of that they can hide true feelings and personal information), but fail on shit like turning off the computer? I mean, that’s just a rookie mistake. And rookie mistakes are to be seen numerous times a day here.

      • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

        Ive caught a few out on QQ history non clearances. Even if they do and log out a quick trip to QQ images folder drops them right in the sht.

      • maybeabanana

        Too caught up in the moment.

  • Germandude

    As usual in the comments: Man AND woman are doing shit. However, mainly the woman is the slut.

    The little emperors really need to grow some backbones…

    • Cauffiel

      Well, thats asking a bit much.

      • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Hussein

        It would involve not being slouched in a net bar chair playing WOW?

  • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

    Amateurs and normal behavior in China. Quite a few stay at home women are up for this (so i hear..)

    “Lonely Flower” is “lonely p***y”

    a gf often says her “p***y like a flower” meaning she up for it right then.

    • Germandude

      Just to prove your point to be correct. Anybody that is using wechat, click on “Discover” —> “People Nearby” and see what is meant.

      I actually didn’t believe it until a friend told me in the bar that he bets a beer that right now, he can find at least 10 girls that are willing to date within a radius of 50 meters. Since the bar was empty, I didn’t believe him and he showed me this wechat thing. Needless to say that we had more than one beer that evening…

      • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

        I always worry of the privacy implications of something like that… what if you want to opt out, much like this new facebook search stuff, and don’t want to be found?

        • Germandude

          Exactly. Big Brother is watching you. Absolutely frightening if you ask me.

        • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

          privacy settings, you can stay invisible no problem.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

            Good to know, thanks!

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            you can also create users groups, so what ever you post only the people you choose can see.
            Also what ever you comment on there only the people who are your contacts can see.They cant see each other comments unless they also contact friends with each other.so its a pretty private system.
            But i dont really like, prefer QQ for general chat or momo for ows.

          • Cauffiel

            weird…. i can’t stand QQ. slow, constantly crashing, plug ins don’t work right, not sending messages, much less common for users to show real photos…. all kinds of other problems with it. wechat is clean and simple. talk, find, microblog. thats it. i wonder why our experiences are so different?

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            Android, seems to be different versions, think the one i using was a beta but cant find the link to it now. Sites changed

            V4.5.10.1093

          • Cauffiel

            QQ has been shitty since I first started using it over 3 years ago. It has always been on my “why does China only make garbage?” list. I was shocked to find out that WeChat was created and managed by the same company.

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            yea they made wechat for foreigners because QQ is garbage to them.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Donald_Pleasance

            I hvae QQ working better than on windows in linux, but it took some tweaking.

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            how it can it work better?

            I dont get it, it just works, always worked for me.
            If people are talking about the add on shit, well that’s down to QQ international trying to turn it into some westernized sht. Fck me they got a facefook page, how retarded is that?

            its got far better functions then any of that crap MSN, Yahoo facefook or what ever as it is.

            Any one having problems with it must be mentality challenged or just hating on it because its a Chinese system.and they dont understand it.
            either way stick to wechat if you like basic lack of function sht navigation crap and secret postings.You cant see what other people post on moments if there not on your friends list! retarded!also no computer version? So have to use QQ anyway when working the PC. WTF!

            Good that you got it working in Linux, i give up with Linux and its crapy wireless setup years ago.
            Spent most my life reading support forums and fcking about with drivers.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Donald_Pleasance

            Tweaked, no adware or malware in linux. Follow here:

            http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/phpbbforum/qq-international-on-linux-t139001.html

            There is another link which can be googled, only problem is webcam wont work, yet it doesnt in web qq anyway, although could be my webcam at my end. I did pass on QQinternational to android under another pseudonym by the way, which i’ve not tested yet due to not owning a smartphone. how does that work?

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            yea it works great, its got auto language translation.
            its syncs with the desktop, so all chats are transferred between the two.(if you want)

            Multiple log in locations but you can shut another location down if you want.(in-case you left it running on you PC and you not there)

            You can file transfer very easily, just click on a user name called “my device” and it can send between desktop and phone. No wired connection needed.

            Qzone is integrated so easy to update it and add photos.
            Notification sounds you can choose, so can get rid of the irritating QQ chirp.
            You can clear cache and history one click and restore from cloud. Back up select chats also.

            You got location send which you can manually select position.
            You can block people one click
            You can also chat to anyone without having to add them to your friends list.
            You can create user groups and choose weather they can see you or not or if they can see your qzone (that’s done from the desktop version but it works across Android)
            You can choose who see’s what on qzone. Photo albums, blogs etc example can create a VIP group and set them up to see just your special stuff.(any amount of groups)

            So its very easy control privacy.
            Also you can see whose checking you out and block if you want.
            Its got the profile photo voting system.
            Its good for checking the chicks out with out having to add them and chat ;)
            You can have multiple accounts and just choose the account in the list click it and your switched . no messing about logging in user names and passwords (like you do on wechat)

            useful for friends accounts and business accounts, keep everything nice and separate.(private accounts are also useful…)
            Its runs in the background nicely and all notification sound and icon on taskbar. So you cant miss messages/
            Also the interface any language.
            You got audio chat and video chat.
            Send photos, files or video. You can draw and send.
            You can add shortcut users to Android desktop for even quicker chats.

            So yea compared to everything else out there if its getting knocked its for BS reasons.Its easy to see how it should become a world wide standard but never going to happen because its Chinese.

          • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ Donald_Pleasance

            Can you recommend a smartphone to try it out on? Had a cheap generic chinese brand that broke and was too slow. Which android phone will give the smoothest most responsive experience? Cheers,A

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            I use a Oppo T29 because of its battery life, tough, mans phone.
            Rooted for a firewall.
            2000 when i bought it, might be cheaper now, might be better phones now.

          • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

            just checked the final version 4.5.11.1868. (android)
            I prefer it because i can see when people are online also its linked to the computer version seemlessly, also i use qzone a lot.
            Wechat for foreingers and QQ for Chinese is how i play it out.

  • http://www.technologyreview.com/news/519421/the-first-carbon-nanotube-computer/ MrC

    I also thought interbreeding is the norm.
    Just visit any village to see what i mean.

    • Riddler

      OUCH

    • mr.wiener

      Incest is a game the whole family can play.

      • Riddler

        that shit just made me wince man….

  • Probotector

    Love this comment

    “The government is too nice to women these days! Resulting in women being too wanton/unbridled. I also drive long-distance [for a living] and I too have no idea how many green hats I’m wearing [how many times been cheated on]. My wife doesn’t work and spends all day associating with society’s idle people, not even doing housework. So I can only have one eye open and one eye closed. My child has just started middle school, and I don’t want to get a divorce for fear of affect my child’s studies…”

    Women these days, why can’t they just accept that they are a man’s chattel?

    • SZLED

      Division of labor. HOW DO THEY WORK?

    • zhuang zi

      A wife should at least have the common courtesy not to cheat on her husband. Why marry if you’re an unfaithful slut? Get that to your head you fυcking faggοt.

      • Probotector

        Um, excuse me, what?!

        This guy doesn’t know his wife is cheating on her, he’s just paranoid because he can’t control her every move, and she’s living her life instead of “doing housework”.

        If you think of your women as servants, then you don’t deserve them. Get that into YOUR head.

        Btw, do you even know what faggot means, or was it just a random insult you pulled out your ass because you think you look bad ass if you swear in English?

        • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

          Hence asian women should only be for western men. The mentality is sadly that way.

        • Riddler

          The thing is, he sees women as chattel, as you said, they simply must not enjoy sex. Then foreigners come along, swinging their thang. Then some women realise that sex can be fun and last hours.

          I was in a hotel one night, had to wake up early. At around 2am, a couple enter the next room, and they started having sex. I got pissed off because i had to wake up early and couldn’t sleep.

          The whole thing lasted around 20-25 seconds. Then I hear the man gasp, grunt like a pig, pop off and done. The woman started cursing him out. She leaves the room swearing. I was laughing ma ass off.

          Then you wonder why zhuang zi ping is mad?

          • Rick in China

            “Then some women realise that sex can be fun and last hours”

            Amusing.

            Yes, you’re right sir! Foreigners fuck for hours. Hours. That’s a fact!

            *laughs*

          • Riddler

            Well we judge the moment. The mood. Her body language. And deliver. Literally and metaphorically.

          • Probotector

            The whole thing lasted around 20-25 seconds. Then I hear the man gasp, grunt like a pig, pop off and done.

            Lol the sounds about right. He’ll still be off to his erguotou drinking buddies proclaiming what a stud he is. Chinese sex is a cringe-worthy thought.

          • Riddler

            I do try and not visualise it. That night was hilarious though. I was about to creep out of my room and find the poor frustrated girl but then, i don’t do seconds.

          • mr.wiener

            20-25 seconds!? , I’d be pissed off too….barely enough time to listen to them and flog the lizard.

      • http://www.churchofsatan.com/ A Crowley

        you ignorant buffoon,wash your mouth out with soap or your mothers milk,bouncing around words you got from your fake casio dictionary, hang your head in shame you ape!

      • Riddler

        ‘Why marry if you’re an unfaithful slut?’ – You actually said that to your wife? That would explain your frustration.

        Hey @probotector you been busy man? :-)

        • Probotector

          Well, my gf is pregnant, so… no :)

          • Riddler

            (One eyebrow raised) No, don’t believe you. hahahaha

          • Probotector

            No she really is, just hit the 11th week today.

          • Riddler

            Wow, congratulations bro! Wishing you and your wife, and your future child the very best in health.

            ps. i still don’t believe you aint playin tho:-)

          • Probotector

            Thank you.

            She’s not my wife yet. We’re trying to rectify that, but they make you jump through bureaucratic hoops in order to get married, so it’s proving annoyingly difficult.

            I do have an ultrasound picture to prove it, but I’m not comfortable putting that on the internet ;)

          • Riddler

            Nah don’t put it up bro. I believe you man, just kidding about you messing with zi pings woman. Cant really get why he just launched into you like that. I left something for him to consider:-)

            ps. sorry for the presumption on you being married. Wish it works out man. Best of luck.

          • Probotector

            Yeah I saw it. So you teach in China to? Where abouts?

          • Riddler

            No no, not a teacher. I work for a medical company, british company based in hk and london, but lots of work here in mainland and indonesia and turkey.

            We should all meet up one day, get a few of the team here and grab some bears. Maybe eattot could join us. Hahhaha…

          • Probotector

            It might be weird grabbing some bears, dangerous even, but ok. (I know you meant beers btw)

            I saw your argument with Kai. Yeah he writes too much crap and seems a bit one sided when it comes to moderating commentators on CS, although I did see him moderate a chinese troll once.

            So you got a bj? How was it?

          • Riddler

            OH HAHAHAH! I just saw it! LMAO!!! I had that local idiot @bear in mind, did you see his comments a day or two ago?

            Oh that BJ? Well i shouldn’t have said that, i really shouldn’t have said that. ‘That lady’ is my wife and best friend:-) She laughed at Kai and says she will try and find a friend to lighten him up a little.

            Kai means well, but does go a little over the top on authority. I don’t mind @mr.wiener having a go at me now and again, he doesn’t hold grudges and has this acidic witty nature which is funny as hell. It is out of respect for @mr.wiener that i don’t let loose on kai. Getting banned is fun. Just get a new name and come back.

          • mr.wiener

            In Kai’s defense he has moderated plenty of trolls of all ethnicities and pm’s me when I’m being too heavy handed.
            I am but the padiwan apprentice, he is the Jedi.

          • Probotector

            More like the Sith Lord

          • mr.wiener

            *waves hand*
            This is not the mod you are for….
            He can go about his business…
            Move along….

          • Probotector

            The Force has great effect on the weak minded

          • mr.wiener

            …..The Force has great effect on the weak minded…

          • Probotector

            Why did you repeat what I posted?

          • mr.wiener

            Because I’m weak minded.

          • Kai

            Please don’t encourage people to circumvent moderation. We let you guys stay with your new names hoping you’ll respect our comment policy better the second, third, fourth, etc. time around but if you’re going to prance around high-fiving each other about how “getting banned is fun” and laughing about how you dishonestly change names in order to continue commenting and disrespecting our comment policy, we will be sure to moderate you much more tightly and ban you faster each time you pop up like gophers. We give people a lot of leeway here and you guys are abusing it and laughing about it. That’s not cool.

          • Riddler

            Watch out, the CS Cop is around, brandishing his ‘banning’ truncheon.

      • Riddler

        ‘fucking faggot’

        Are you wearing something stiff right now? Why so uptight? Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable?

        Like a coma.

  • moody

    the amount of deception in that story is beyond what one could imagine.
    Cheating, fake pictures from both sides.
    Internet , loneliness and poor sense of moral
    such a great combo, you got to love that story

    • David

      You forgot snooping, suspicion, jumping to conclusions and uncontrolled rage by the husband.

    • markx

      The only positive side to the story is that no doubt in his long lonely trips on the road with so many nights away, the truck driver husband has undoubtedly always remained completely faithful to his ungrateful wife.

      • Probotector

        That, and he can tell his erguotou drinking buddies that he saved face for himself by knocking out three of her teeth. Now that she’s been put back in her place, they’ll never think of him as less of a man again.

  • Cauffiel

    Taylor Swift and Westlife need to get together and write a song about this.

    • Riddler

      Na, 2pac did a better job. ‘That why i f—– your b—– you fat mother f—–‘

  • David

    Awkward!!

  • Ana Belen Ruiz

    seems like a crappy hollywood comedy

    • Probotector

      Except it’s in China, so it’s a rip off of a crappy hollywood comedy.

  • FUK U

    china blows

  • http://www.wirthconsulting.org/ Theodore Wirth

    This gives a new meaning to the saying “oh baby.” On the other hand, old Wang needed to “deliver (more) cargo” so maybe we need to give him a break?

  • Cauffiel

    The son should get revenge and sleep with his father’s wife.

    • KAMIKAZIPILOT

      Yeah that would really be the ultimate revenge, haha. That’s really gross though, barf!

    • lonetrey / Dan

      ahahaha your humor is so wrong but i still laughed :P

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  • jianfei

    Must be fake…totally fake. How can anyone believe that crap.

  • http://www.evolutionvsgod.com/ Rich

    Funny thing is, the wife probably thought, at the time from opening the door and seeing her father-in-law and being beat up, that the father-in-law was in on it, and had set her up to see her faithfulness. I wonder if she ever found out, or even believed it when told, that the father-in-law was just as oblivious as she was?

    Also amazed that the wife would send a picture of her friend, and not herself… was she that bad looking? How many times has this happened but the father-in-law, father, or whoever was related, received an actual picture of the girl and stopped communication right there? Probably more than we realize…

  • al in china

    No morals in China! As long as no one knows! Up frount they are all morals and think wester people are immoral What a joke the heavenly kingdome is!

  • http://chinasweat.blogspot.com/ Mike Lovett

    Complete and total BS. This could never happen, ever. Not in one million years. Total urban legend story made up of whole cloth.

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