Netizens: Jackie Chan Doomed After Song Zuying Kiss at CPPCC

Jackie Chan cheek-to-cheek stealing a kiss from Song Zuying at the 2014 CPPCC meeting.

From NetEase:

Photos of Jackie Chan Cheek-to-Cheek with Song Zuiying Chatting Excitedly Exposed

NetEase Entertainment March 14 report — Recently, a netizen on a NetEase blog exposed that Jackie Chan stole a kiss with Song Zuying [accused of having an affair with former Chinese President Jiang Zeming] during the Two Sessions. The netizen claims that during the March 5th Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference literature and arts representative group forum held at the Beijing International Hotel, Jackie Chan was cheek-to-cheek with Song Zuiying chatting excitedly. The netizen says: ”Actually, I’m posting this set of photos not to say Jackie Chan is a playboy/philanderer [a common charge against Jackie Chan] but that he’s very warm and close with his friends.”

The netizen wrote on his blog: ”During the CPPCC artist representative group discussion forum, Jackie Chan teamed up with Feng Xiaogang [famous Chinese filmmaker and director] in roundly criticizing the examination and approval system of the the State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television [SARFT]. When other representatives were making speeches, there were constantly journalists asking Jackie Chan for autographs on their Two Sessions souvenir envelopes, with Jackie Chan often refusing them and telling the journalists: ‘When other people are speaking, we should pay attention and not do other things; this is a basic courtesy.’”

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As the discussion forum came to an end, Jackie Chan packed his conference materials in his bag and even organized the pencils on the tables. Seeing that a CPPCC representative next to him had yet to return from the restroom, Jackie Chan leaned over and ordered one-by-one all the documents on his table, even placing his glasses and pens where they should be, his movements nimble, just like in an action film. Despite being a big movie star, that Jackie Chan remains so considerate and attentive truly moved me.”

Comments from NetEase:

卖萌的坏叔叔 [网易广东省广州市网友]:

Hi, Jackie Chan? This is SF Express [a Chinese parcel delivery company], you have a package, please open the door~

[Note: This is a joke similar to people coming to your home claiming they want to check the water meter, here suggesting Jackie Chan has done something that will piss off those with government power, specifically being too friendly with a woman long-rumored to have been in an affair with Jiang Zemin.]

河蟹酱油哥 [网易福建省泉州市网友]:

Anyone can go near her, but the only thing you can’t do is this kind of thing! Jackie “Sexual Intercourse” Chan, your end is near!

[Note: 房事龙, which incorporates sex and part of Jackie Chan’s Chinese name, refers to Jackie Chan’s reputation as having slept with many women through his fame and power in the entertainment industry.]

Ever的亲爹 [网易安徽省芜湖市网友]:

What nerve, just you wait for your airplane crash!

网易江西省九江市网友 ip:182.111.*.*:

This old gangster, truly disgusting!

[Note: Like many Hong Kong entertainment stars, Jackie Chan is believed to be connected to organized crime/triads.]

网易江苏省常州市网友 ip:218.93.*.*:

First time? No way!

加107723974 [网易四川省成都市网友]:

I predict there’s going to be problems for Jackie Chan and Zhao Benshan in the near future. I have a feeling.

爱X苍井空 [网易广东省深圳市网友]:

Jackie “Sexual intercourse” Chan is not dumb, he thinks he can make a move now.

网易湖南省岳阳市网友 ip:218.75.*.*

I sure admire the courage of Hong Kong people! But Jackie Chan really doesn’t understand China’s national circumstances [how things work in China].

抱猫看海的鱼 [网易陕西省西安市网友]:

Jackie Chan sure has guts… but with this he’s going to become a worm… [dead]

网易陕西省西安市网友 ip:1.85.*.*:

Can one so easily touch the face of a Rear Admiral? [Song Zuying’s rank in the PLA Navy]

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  • The FRED FONG

    Jackie is kissing me now….on my new JACKIE CHAN SOFA (available at all Walmart stores)

  • Mighty曹

    China’s biggest ‘ass kisser’ is now kissing China’s ex mistresses.

    • jacee chan

      yeah i hate this silly sob.
      go hong kong.

      • Mighty曹

        I liked him early in his career but ever since he started speaking nothing but praises about the mainland I started to hate him.

        • Rick in China

          You have to differentiate people from their public persona, or movies/songs/whatever — they’re people like the rest of us and have their flaws. In this case, Chan’s flaw seems like he’s just a douche bag and a sell-out, he probably always was… but we can’t tell that from his movies or promotional interviews.

          • Mighty曹

            Ask any Rick in Hong Kong and see what he has to say. Most HK folks feel the same as I do. I’m sure jacee chan is a HK’er who agrees.

          • jacee chan

            yep hong kong bro
            yeah he sure is a 走狗.
            lol.

          • Mighty曹

            A real 擦鞋子. haha…
            ne yi ga hai HK ding meigok ah?

          • jacee

            yeah lmao.

            kei sat

            我係香港人
            但係 我住在澳大利亞.

          • Mighty曹

            Cool! Nice to meet you here.
            我在 三藩市

  • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

    Look he don’t want no trouble.

    • Mighty曹

      Followed by “okay?”

  • Its just a kiss…not a side kick…

    • Mighty曹

      A side kiss.

  • YourSupremeCommander

    Man that chick is close to being 50 and yet still looks like only 23. Where are the opeartions done? They are damn good!

    • donscarletti

      She’s very angle dependant, sometimes she looks young, sometimes old, depending on the height of the camera. You can check google image search.

      She really does look adorable in some of these pictures however, especially for an admiral (Nelson, Yamamoto, Jellicoe, Nimitz never looked half as cute while serving as flag officers).

      While she may have had work done, the key thing I think is that if you look at old pictures of her, back 20 years ago, when she was at the age that most women reach the apex of beauty, the lines of her nose, mouth and cheeks were way too hard and sharp. This means as her face has become less firm through age, as faces normally do, these features have actually started to look better, probably peaking at the tail end of her 30s.

    • Mighty曹

      The red eyes caused by your helmet has clouded your eyesight.

      • YourSupremeCommander

        If my tiny red eyes can cause such distraction, one can only imagine the effects of your giant tent of a red hat can have on you.

        Everything Is Awesome!

        • Mighty曹

          The giant tent of a hat shields me from blinding sunlight to enable me to see better.

          • YourSupremeCommander

            I agree

    • Markoff

      i woul;d not say 23, but she sure looks good for her age

  • Joe

    obligatory

    • YourSupremeCommander

      reply

    • bujiebuke

      Expression after seeing a picture of Kim Kardashian without makeup

    • Vox-Populi

      That blurry guy in the background..

      “SOON.”

  • Markus Peg

    Jackie Chan was thinking like a cat,headbutt when happy and face rubbing to mark his territory with his scent.

  • vonskippy

    China, the land of the hypocritical prudes. With 1.5 billion people, it’s not like sex doesn’t happen ALOT there, yet they all yell scandal at a mere kiss? Get over yourselves already, you’re as bad as the muslims.

    • Joe

      That’s not the point, it’s more about Song Zuying’s military rank and her rumored relations, another official once hugged her and he was later demoted for it.

      • cantonizi

        She cannot be bigger than Princes Di, as many men would tell you.
        And I slap Di’s ass but I didn’t kiss her like that.

    • takasar1

      You didn’t read this did you?

  • Insomnicide

    Isn’t Xi Jinping cracking down on corruption right now? Heh, Jiang Zemin is the one who is doomed.

    • waihang

      Instead of cracking down on goverupt officials such as JZM, Mr Big Xi & Co are out in the woods hunting flies and tigers…

  • cantonizi

    Hmmm, some times Chinese sissy men are as dumb as westerners when it comes to this kinds of stuff.
    No big deal, Jackie Chan got into trouble long ago for doing this in the west when he kissed a white woman.

  • mr.wiener

    So “Jackie the Lackey” is doomed now hmm? Interesting to see some of the opinions about him. I guess a useful fool is only liked when he is still useful.

  • Silence

    Doesn’t matter. Had a kiss.

  • eatingbitter

    Ok, now I’m confused. Does this mean Jiang is now wearing the green hat? Eating soggy rice?

  • linette lee

    Oh please, Jacky is always like that. He is very warm and he will hug and kiss people that he likes. He kiss men too. No big deal. He is a warm person. We don’t see giving hello kiss or goodbye hug as big deal.

    • wnsk

      You said it. I wouldn’t even bat an eye if Jackie “Sexual Intercourse” Chan went all over my girlfriend.

  • Zen my Ass

    Question is: what is JC doing at the CPPCC?

    • mr.wiener

      Puckering up apparently.

    • bprichard

      It certainly makes the whole thing look like a joke. Like when Bono goes to the UN.

    • xiaode

      Just wanted to ask the same thing…
      Really wonder how people can discuss whether or not he was cuddling with a woman there, but not asking what the heck he was doing there at all?

    • Dezimod

      It was the literature and arts representative group forum.

      ”During the CPPCC artist representative group discussion forum, Jackie Chan teamed up with Feng Xiaogang
      [famous Chinese filmmaker and director] in roundly criticizing the
      examination and approval system of the the State Administration of
      Radio, Film, and Television [SARFT].”

      Sounds like he was speaking about the system that decides what can and cannot be shown in Chinese media.

  • Alexus

    PLA Admiral? Says everything your need to know about the joke that is the PLAN. Seriously if they piss off westpac/USN there is gonna be a lot of Chinese junk at the bottom of the South China Sea for future archaeologists to find.

    • Probotector

      She’s more of an honourary Admiral; she belongs to the PLAN Song & Dance Troupe, kind of like China’s USO, and that’s the extent of her role as a servicewoman. Xi Jinping’s wife and Li Tian Yi’s mum are other examples. The real leadership is left to male combat Generals I guess, though I doubt they’ve seen much combat. Have any women been promoted to a top brass position through leadership and gallantry alone?

    • donscarletti

      Jiang at least knows enough English to start memes in Hong Kong, he probably promoted her just so he could make “Rear Admiral” jokes.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      What are you yapping about?

  • moeimoei

    WTF…

  • Pete of Perth

    She needs white meat

  • YourSupremeCommander

    BUTTHURT MUCH? MAYBE TOO MUCH.

  • Mighty曹

    Remember how he spoke against those protests in HK and was shining China’s shoes? Jan hai chud hai jai.

  • mike921

    Ah, Jackie Chan, the ultimate Party stooge…

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