Brawl Breaks Out After Using Restroom in Guangdong, 2 Dead

Three male urinals/toilets.

From NetEase:

2 Groups of People in Guangdong Get in Fight Because They Didn’t Like The Look of Each Other When Using the Restroom, Cause 2 Deaths 1 Injured

Incident occurred in a late-night eatery in the Longhua sub-bureau Yousong police station’s jurisdiction.

According to information from the Longhua police, at around 11:28pm two nights ago, a fatal incident occurred at a late-night eatery in the Longhua sub-bureau Yousong police station’s jurisdiction, resulting in 2 dead and 1 injured (not life-threatening).

Through investigation, the cause was because two groups of people, while eating a late-night snack, did not like the look of each other while using the toilet and then had an argument. Of 3 people who were hacked/cut down [attacked with a knife], 2 died despite emergency medical treatment after being rushed to the hospital, while another is being treated at the hospital for injuries to his hand.

At present, the 5 suspects involved including Chen X, Huang X, and Su X have all been arrested.

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Note: Images here are illustrative and not related to the actual incident.

Comments from NetEase:

老纳的歌 [网易湖南省长沙市网友]:

Yet another tragedy caused by comparing big and small…

网易山东省手机网友 ip:153.119.*.*:

Does talking about Tianyi still get upvotes these days?

小禅师 [网易广西南宁市手机网友]:

I remember attending the Canton Fair with several little Japanese once… Afterward, everyone agreed to go visit Hong Kong and Macau together… Then the few of us went to the border crossing… What was extremely awkward/embarrassing was that they were all let through… whereas I holding a Chinese passport with a Japanese visa was instead stopped… The reason was because I didn’t have a Hong Kong/Macau travel permit… The several little Japanese asked me… Isn’t Hong Kong part of China… How come [we can but] you can’t go over… I awkwardly had nothing I could respond with… Forward/reshare.

轻点顶 [网易上海市浦东新区手机网友]:

I have the same experience. I was in Panyu, and a Japanese client wanted to go visit Macau, only for me to end up speechless.

网易北京市手机网友 ip:114.242.*.*:

All because of a second glance in the crowd.

yo麦杜 [网易江西省南昌市手机网友]:

“Fucker, you dare to be bigger than me, I’m going to hack you to death…”

网易湖北省武汉市手机网友 ip:113.57.*.*:

Truly retards.

网易江苏省南京市手机网友:

Those whose j8 are too big will suffer being cut down.

幽默走天下 [网易广东省广州市网友]:

Our company organized a trip to Huangshan. When passing by a restroom, my coworker wanted to go urinate. Coincidentally, several laowai also went in with him.
I was outside for no more than half a minute when he ran out.
“Done so fast?” With a weeping face, the coworker replied: “Sigh, I just don’t have the confidence to take it out! I’ll just wait a bit, I’ll just wait a bit…”

网易辽宁省鞍山市手机网友 ip:60.17.*.*:

One bro’s j8 was too big…

射京 [网易美国手机网友]:

The cause of 69% of fights in the Northeast [Dongbei]:
“What are you looking at?”
“I’m looking at you, what about it?”

虫虫欲动 [网易江苏省无锡市手机网友]:

I’ve done this before as well. When I was in Dongguan, I went to a restaurant to eat with some coworkers where we ended up staring down some people from Zhejiang. After eating, they had 8 people come on motorcycles, and because the restaurant was in front of our factory, we called 20-some people out, with a vicious fight exploding. After the fight, we returned to the factory and went to bed, but not long later, the police came. They arrested several of us who had fought the most. I ran when I heard the police, and hid for a week, finally learning that it was because someone’s eardrum had been perforated. Fortunately, one of the supervisors on our side knew an official with the police station and treated him to dinner, KTV, and some prostitutes at Zhongming Hotel. In the end, the 5 of us who led the fight each only had to pay 1000 kuai to put the matter to rest! This was in 2005, I still remember it fondly.

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  • Cauffiel

    Keepin’ it real.

  • YourSupremeCommander

    With no dividers in between them urinals, I would be pissed off too if the dude next to me keep looking my way, know what I am sayin?

    • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

      The bro code is hard to follow without dividers.

      • I found that weird in the US – urinals had dividers and stall doors were too high at the bottom and low at the top. What gives? You don;t need dividers at a urinal. But you do need doors on a stall!

        • KamikaziPilot

          Well not all (maybe half?) of bathrooms have the dividers at the urinals and I never really noticed the stall doors being too high or low compared with other countries. I guess if you’re over 6 feet you may notice. But then again I’m not very tall and I don’t really pay that much attention to bathroom decor.

        • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

          The bro code states you should keep one urinal between you and other guys. If there are no spare urinals to keep this code, you may be use an adjacent urinal provided the divider is high enough.

          • David

            and eyes front at all times.

    • LaoShu

      I rather have him not splash me !

  • A Gawd Dang Mongolian

    Dammit, this is not ‘At World’s End’, the people around you are not robots!

    Just because that movie had a bathroom fight, doesn’t mean you have to.

  • Freddi BuBu

    That’s certainly a good reason for not looking into another man’s stall to umm “compare notes”……

  • ElectricTurtle

    Chinese gangs have no class, apparently… rikerpeeks.ytmnd.com

    I found the comment about the one guy being afraid to pee around foreigners especially amusing. Well, at least the average Chinese is better endowed than the average Korean (according to stats I’ve seen), though I’m sure either would faint if they saw a Central/West African.

    • 樊超

      lol, enjoy compare size against Chinese? you can certainly find a lot of opponents from cocksizecontest,com.
      Don’t shit yourself when you find out the truth.

      • ElectricTurtle

        I’m talking averages here. Every race has their micropenises and horsedicks. The question is when you take a large number of people at random and average it all out, what are you likely to find? The statistics exist, collected by medical professionals. Though the upper bound outliers are certainly the most interesting, regardless of ethnicity.

        • 樊超

          Go on living in your dreams. Chinese from different parts of China are different anyway, like a guy shorter than 180cm would be considered short in ShanDong or Northeast, but someone barely over 170cm would be considered tall in HongKong. And you know what? in America they believe all Chinese should be just like those tiny HongKong Cantonese.

          • ElectricTurtle

            While what you say is true, that doesn’t change the fact that shorter Chinese outnumber taller Chinese, which is why the average is lower. That there are tall Chinese and that there are some regions where taller people are more abundant are immaterial to the reality of an average.

          • mr.wiener

            This exchange has been the online equivalent of someone looking into your stall while you are having a pee and making a smartarse remark.

          • Zappa Frank

            many middle aged and old men suffered of poor alimentation during their youthness this explain why they are shorter.. but among young chinese i don’t think there are so many short. Is also up to what you consider tall or short..maybe i’m short too and i consider all others tall..

          • Kate

            you have some issues…..no one is saying there are absolutely no tall asians (im sure we’ve all heard of yaoming) but we’re going by averages here. no need to be so defensive with everything

          • Guang Xiang

            So easily offended, you’re probably one of those SB that would break out in a brawl in the restroom.

          • 樊超

            yea, I know the ones like you. So desperately to be accepted by the white society, like those clowns from HongKong. I bet you enjoy being fucked by a white or black dick in the ass.

          • 樊超

            I have no business with the likes of you, and I don’t even want to talk to a whitewashed banana like you, if you don’t get my jokes, get lost, you go on sucking your white man’s dick, and I will continue to have some more fun with my insecure white boys. If you take these internet banters so seriously then you are a fucking loser. go on, get lost.

          • Guang Xiang

            Certainly not taking it as serious as you, who made two replies for one comment. Perhaps you wrote one and thought to write another later on? Control your emotions.

            And for the record, I am more pro-Asian than you (who aren’t even in China). I am, however, not a bigot like you.

          • David

            Don’t you know, if you can not agree with him you must be an Asian Uncle Tom? I think he just meant to call you a banana (yellow on the outside and white on the inside. Wouldn’t a “white washed banana” be white on the outside? Did you paint yourself white?

          • Guang Xiang

            Haha, I didn’t even realize the redundancy.

            Wish he realize that just because I find his posts ridiculous doesn’t mean I’m suddenly white.

          • donscarletti

            I’ve been to Jinan Shandong, the vast majority of guys are under 175cm there and possibly half under 170cm. Sure, it’s not like Hong Kong or Shanghai, where I can stand in a crowded square and nobody’s head blocks my view, but I still felt tall.

            I’m going to Harbin for the first time this evening, I’ll tell you what I find. I figure it will be mostly the same, bulk of guys there are from Shandong families anyway.

          • Zappa Frank

            Actually in Shanghai with 175cm you are not tall at all..unless you compare with old people. In shanghai i see many guys about 180cm.. i’m 177 and do not feel tall at all..just medium size..

      • All those wieners with foreskins on them like long finger nails or slug like formations. Give me a small helmet an day over a large slug. Damn.

        • mr.wiener

          …..Sorry?

          • Paul Schoe

            I think that he wants to say the he likes his mates to be circumcised.

          • David

            I believe your correct but that was a unique way of saying it, lol

    • Jobjed

      What’s the music in that?

  • KaiXuan

    Next time I take a piss in China and the guys in the restroom want to look, I better not let them see to prevent penis envy. lol

    • 樊超

      lol you really don’t know much abt east asians do you? Go to cocksizecontest.com and I hope you will have some fun :)

      • KaiXuan

        That site is terrible dude. LOL! WTH is that all about?

        • 樊超

          size compares, lots of ‘little’ asians there, hope you have fun :)

          • Zappa Frank

            i win!!

          • 樊超

            lol, someone finally got the spirit

        • lacompacida

          It’s all about historical Chinese cultural heritage and superiority of the Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.

      • 樊超

        the fucks voting me down have small peckers.

        • 樊超

          two small dicks voted me down again lol

          • mr.wiener

            I think they voted you down for being a dick, not because of size issues.
            You seen very ready to defend you..um..”honor”, how about turning the defensiveness down from “11” m’kay?

          • David S.

            To set the record straight, I voted down your comments because of your appalling language and blatant stupidity. A careful introspection revealed that the average size of my appendage did not influence me in this decision.

          • 樊超

            lol, ;)

          • Guang Xiang

            You’re being downvoted because you sound so desperate trying to promote a link to prove your point. There is an explanation for your behavior:

            You have a small pecker, thus you have the urgent need to defend yourself with links.

            If you had a big package, you wouldn’t even bother commenting since you already have enough confidence to just disregard what a bunch of strangers on the internet are saying.

          • 樊超

            fucking idiot, are you stupid or sth, did you even click the link I provided? Do you even know what the website is abt? ignorance is a blessing. if you don’t know how to have fun, go fucking kill yourself.

          • ElectricTurtle

            That site is boring. Bulges ain’t shit… for all we know these guys are micropenises with a dildo in their briefs. It’s got to be all out.

          • mr.wiener

            I think most people viewed your link [you did post it at least 3 times] but didn’t check it fully due to a lack of interest.
            Maybe you could try being less of a combative twit?

          • Cauffiel

            I’m curious as to why mr. wiener is so selective about the pornographic content he allows to be displayed/linked on Chinasmack. Long time poster Biggj posts a satirical photo with low res penises, overwhelmingly favored (43 upvotes, 2 down) by the community, but asked to change it because it may offend someone; occasional visitor and obvious intentional troll posts link multiple times to site with thousands of lewd photos of penises, disrupts generally thoughtful comment threads, garners scores of down votes, and mr. wiener moderates by name-calling.

            Just absolutely fucking brilliant work he’s doing. Applause, applause.

          • mr.wiener

            Aw shucks, you made me blush.

            Bigg J is a keeper. I’m just asking him nicely as I don’t want him to get moderated.
            Shite-for brain “My junk is huge” is a passing twit who has circumvented the rules but will soon pass on.
            If you don’t like the way I’m working, get them to dock my pay…….hang on, I don’t get any pay.

          • Cauffiel

            Well, ya get what you pay for.

  • 樊超

    So?
    These things happen so often in America they are not even news.

  • 樊超

    The white boys become so drunk in the nite they piss themselves or pass out in the toilet lol
    I have heard of how white boys have fun, to make their pals drink their pee as beer after they got drunk lol You always behave like that in the nite :)

    • 樊超

      yea, vote me down you piss drinkers.

      • OK. :-D I voted myself up too! I love piss also… I like to shower in it like in a German porn video.

        • 樊超

          lol, nice one :)

    • Brad pitt

      Get bullied by white boys as a kid or something? Your comments just show how hurting you are… Anyone (white,black Asian..etc) who resorts to racism is just showing how insecure and weak they are. Your comments make you look worse than the white boys you are trying to insult.

      • 樊超

        its not racism, its just stereotype. not trying to insult anyone, only stating the obvious.

        • Kate

          I have never heard of anyone making their friend drink piss while drunk. they might draw on the ones that are drunk and passed out but hey all in good fun

          • People try it – but the warm glass/bottle gives it away – even when wasted. Unlike laxatives offered up as chocolate!

          • Zappa Frank

            we did it one time with a friend and he was not even drunk.. however we stopped him a moment before..

          • Cauffiel

            My friend drew on me with Skittles once when I was passed out drunk. Woke up with sticky rainbow streaks all over my face.

    • mr.wiener

      You shouldn’t drink and post sport, I’m starting sense some very bad energy. Laugh off the morons who make jokes about asian guy as dick size.
      Above all try to be the bigger man about this, so people won’t dismiss you as some butthurt blowhard.

    • After Rugby we drink out of the boot. On average a lot of Rugby players do that. On average the chaps at Nong Da, I hope do that too. But out of all of China probably not so many.

      Did you ever study set theory in any of your maths courses at uni?

      • Edward_Crowley

        Maths is a rubbish and outmoded subject and I would personally have any headmaster or government minister who thinks it is useful flogged and never allowed in the education system again. Students only need to be taught how to add up, subtract, and divide and use a calculator regarding maths, nothing more!!! The rest is periphery!!! End of story body!!!!

    • Lord_Helmet

      Since we are stereotyping:As opposed to the drunk Chinese men who puke everywhere, all over themselves, followed by beating there women in the street. Bai jiu is a hell of a drug.

    • Guang Xiang

      你要是沒有安全感,把安全帽帶上。

      • 樊超

        abc? Banana? 杂种?whitewashed?汉奸?
        ok if you don’t get my joke, get lost.

        • Guang Xiang

          No, Just a Chinese with better English than most. Sorry to disappoint you.

          And you might need to recheck the definition of ‘joke’

          • David

            “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”

  • Wodowsan

    I was sitting on a bench in a shopping center in Chongqing with a former Chinese girlfriend. An elder Chinese gentleman in his sixties stood across from us, just staring at us as we talked. As I stood to go the men’s room he followed me in. The men’s room was empty with six or seven urinals. I took the one at the far end, he followed me to the end and parked himself right next to me. He did not even try to pretend he was using the urinal, instead he leaned over leering at what I was packing. Much like the older Chinese women would leer into my shopping carts to see what I am buying. I was tempted to wheel around to allow him a better look and urinate all over his leg, but my superego got the better of my id.

    • 樊超

      another white boy enjoy comparing with the Chinese, like I said, go to cocksizecontest.com and let the dicks do the talking :)

      • Wodowsan

        I was not doing the comparing.

      • Brad pitt

        Seems in his story it was the Chinese guy trying to compare to the “white boy”. I’ve had this happen a lot in China, I understand you guys might be curious to see if the rumours are true or not but come on!

        • lacompacida

          In any interaction between Chinese and whites, Chinese assume the white is wrong. This is called racism.

          • 樊超

            In any interaction between Chinese and white, White assume the Chinese is wrong. This is why you made this post. most of the white boys rather believe in the stereotype rather than what he is seeing, this is called living in denial and insecurity.

          • ElectricTurtle

            That is one of the choicest examples of the phenomenon of ‘projection’ I’ve ever seen.

          • Zappa Frank

            apparenty is the same thing that you do here…

          • David

            Except the white boys are not the ones peeking in the urinals. We are just fine with what we have with no need to compare.

      • markus peg

        Quote “樊超 – let the dicks do the talking ”
        Where’s yours then ‘Big man’?…

      • Guest

        …….

      • He’s white?

      • Guang Xiang

        You have an insecurity problem. Dick too small?

      • David

        Wait, yours talks? Damn, mine just thumps.

      • David

        I don’t think Wodoson followed the old man into the urinal, it was the old guy doing the looking.

        • 樊超

          ok, I didn’t read his post, and yes I am just being a dick here, but tell me, who is not on this website?

          • David

            I am not following you. Are you suggesting the old man is not here to defend himself? While that is a valid point, I think many westerners here have had similar (although not as dramatic or extreme) things happen to them, so it is pretty easy to believe (I know I have). Also, this is not about actual penis size, it is about the STEREOTYPE (which is why guys are trying to catch a look). As has already been pointed out here several times, penis size among individuals vary widely while a certain race/ethnicity does have an average which is easy to find with a simple Google search..

  • lacompacida

    There should be laws forbidding use of restrooms to stop this kind of incidences.

  • markus peg

    ______________________________

    • Cauffiel

      You heard me right. In the pussy. Now, turn around.

  • Germandude

    Topic:
    Brawl Breaks Out After Using Restroom in Guangdong, 2 Dead

    Chinese comments: cock-size comparisons and wondering that Japanese can go to Macau without a visa while Chinese need one.

    chinaSmack comments: more cock-size comparisons and anecdotes about adventures in bathrooms.

    Oh my, I need a weekend to recover…

    • KamikaziPilot

      “Adventures in the bathroom” haha, just sounds so wrong.

      • Germandude

        Well, I thought many of the anecdotes sound wrong as well.

      • Joey

        Having adventures in the bathroom is a HK term for going to a brothel.

  • Nick in Beijing

    The comment about the factory worker and his friends calling out 20 coworkers to back them up in a fight, and just because they were from a different province just about sums up the average level of dignity and manliness you can expect from the turds that call themselves men in this place.

    No such thing as a one on one fight, and this culture of hating other people of the same nation just because they are from a different city is pathetic.

    That being said, I have given up being friends with or getting close to people from wenzhou. Every single person from wenzhou I have had the misfortune of meeting have been lying thieving manipulative cunts.

    • Cauffiel

      The pack mentality and avoidance of one on one fights seems like it should be shameful to the people involved, but they don’t seem to care to have it any other way.

  • biggj

    This is a reenactment of what might have happened before the fight. No government officials were harmed during the making of the reenactment.

    • mr.wiener

      lol, However Chinasmack has a policy of not posting pornographic images. I want you to replace those members with sock puppets or baguettes.

      • Cauffiel

        Which ass-backwards East Asian artificially prudish country are you from? In modernized countries, pornography is defined by its intent to incite sexual arousal, not by exposure of genitalia in a satirical context. Get with the (law) program!

        • tomoe723

          you must be new to asia..

        • David

          In the U.S. (which I think can be considered a modern country, even if we don’t show boobs and penises in our commercials) pictures of penises would still be considered too adult for a general forum.

          • ElectricTurtle

            Europeans consider the US fairly repressed. I’m inclined to agree.

          • David

            Yes, they do think that. However, I think it is fairly obvious that nobody is as liberal as Europeans. Compared to the rest of the world (Africa, South America, Asia) I think you would be hard pressed to find a generally more liberal people than the average European. This is not meant as an insult it just seems reality. Therefore, when Europeans call us repressed I don’t lose a lot of sleep. Now, if the people in the Middle East started to call us repressed, I would be concerned. I think we are a nice middle ground between the extreme repression of most cultures in the world and the liberalism of many European cultures today. Either way the U.S. is certainly a modern country, which was the original point.

          • Dr Sun

            I dont know David try visiting Thailand or los vegas, no real difference to Hamburg or Amsterdam.

          • David

            Of course, I was just reacting to ET comment that most Europeans consider Americans conservative. Iis true that there is plenty of sex to go around. Also, individuals might be just as debouched as you will find anywhere but as a country we tend to keep our sex out fo the public limelight. Having spent a lot fo time in Thailand (since my wife is Thai) I can certainly say there is plenty of sex to go around there (but I spend most of my time there in temples, archives and museums, because I am an old fudy dudy).

          • Dr Sun

            I believe you David , I do the same every time I go to Thailand I have a massive collection of temple and museum pics, care to share ?

          • David

            Since I am a historian and not am archeologist or anthropologist, I am afraid most of my photos would be boring pictures of old documents made of bamboo or bone. However, here is a fun one I took on the streets New Years eve, I think 2008 or so. They had this baby elephant walking down a crowded market street and of course it took up almost the entire area. It was being led by a very pretty and polite lady boy decked out in her finest outfit.

        • mr.wiener

          Sorry for being a wet blanket, but a blue veined junket pumper is just that whether in a satirical context or not. I’m not offended by it , but there are some who might be. I have to moderate on their behalf.
          Big J has been pretty cool about it. I’m just reminding him is all….Sorry about being a dick :)

          • Cauffiel

            Haha, am I reading this correctly? You are concerned about offensive material on chinasmack? You got a lot of expurgating to do, Mr. Moderator!

          • mr.wiener

            I just keep the toilets clean.
            Don’t forget to wash your hands.

      • biggj

        Here, I changed the cocks to delicious egg rolls…..Gambai!!

        • biggj

          • mr.wiener

            Sir, you rock.

          • Edward_Crowley

            Rocks your cock?

        • Edward_Crowley

          and ill gan bei your canadian beer with that oil sands cash. GIve me the cash!!!

      • Germandude

        Hm, pornographic pictures (?) – a no go
        racist comments – no problem

        I don’t understand.

        • FYIADragoon

          I’ve been warned by Kai before when I accidentally used a term. I’m pretty sure they’re attempting to clean up obvious obscenities. Certainly makes trolling ESLs harder.

          • Wololoo

            ESLs are trolled by their pathetic lifes enough already.

          • Probotector

            “ESLs are trolled by their pathetic lifes enough already”

            Sounds like your English could do with the assistance of an ESL, sha bi.

      • ptptp

        I find this terribly amusing considering your user name! :)

    • Damn those are big urinals!

    • Cauffiel

      Are we really supposed to believe those government officials have a penis?

      • cloud9

        They surely got no b@lls!

    • KamikaziPilot

      Okay now that was really funny and maybe even true. Not sure the mods will allow it though. Hopefully they make an exception as that’s hilarious.

    • Edward_Crowley

      Are you smoking weed still? one would guess so….gimme the oil sands cash! just give it to me!

      • KamikaziPilot

        Mr. Crowley is on the jazz again. More power to you dear boy.

        • Edward_Crowley

          Uh? Who he?

          • KamikaziPilot

            Oh c’mon man, you don’t remember your Japanese brother from another mother? We spoke a while ago, about 3 different identities back for you? Ring a bell?

          • Edward_Crowley

            I do know this, filipino women are just hookers and trash and should ply their wares at home, been insulted by a girl from those poor islands for no reason other than telling her to be careful of drunk guys in a 7/11 in hong kong. obnoxious brown little monkeys….they better stay away from me and earn their money honestly@@@@@@@@

      • biggj

        No I haven’t smoked weed or drank in a few months. I cant, I get drug tested from time to time, Once spring time comes I can smoke my little heart out. I don’t mind it though. Funny story, I almost failed my drug test when I went back to work. The guy told me if I had a little more THC in my system I would have failed, but it was in acceptable limits. And I stopped smoking 2 1/2 weeks before I started work. But they hired a new drug testing company this year with better equitment and they do a more intensive test. Like before every shift I need to take a breathalizer now. And the first test we did they also did a saliva test. It was pretty hard core. Years before I stopped smoking the same time and never have they pick up on anything. This year was different though. Oh well, I still passed but barely,

  • Cauffiel

    Haha, that hilarious. I’ve never had anything weird like that, and I”ve been to many bathhouses in China. But you do get a lot of looky loos.

    • David

      Many looky loos if your bigger than the average. At the Korean school I work at we do not have a teacher’s bathroom, so when I go into the one the students use I have to be careful. Even if there are 10 empty urinals a male student will walk past them all to stand right next to me and try to get a look. I then have to finish up my business and give him a lecture about boundaries and personal space.

      • Paul Schoe

        You still do that? Giving lectures about boundaries and personal space? You haven’t given up? Impressive.

        • David

          lol well, it is easy to give up after the tenth time but with students you just have to be consistent and persistent. It also helps to just not go pee all day, which is what I do most of the time.

          • Cauffiel

            Maybe you can ask to teach a dance class for last period each day.

      • Cauffiel

        Man, I think you just gotta spray one of them, and word will get around, and none of those little bastards will mess with your junk again.

  • KaiXuan

    Toilet staring at me in China, I thought, was because I am laowai or black. Probably both. If they do that with each other, it’s bound to start a fight at some point. Can you imagine anyone blatantly staring at someone’s junk in the West in the bathroom? Some guys might be quiet, some may make a joke, some may even turn around and ask the staring person for a blowjob (serious offer or facetiously), but there will be a sizable group of guys that will take that as a reason to start a fight. Homophobia or not, some guys are not comfortable with shit like that.

    Few restrooms I went to in China have dividers. One bent over almost 90 degrees to look at mine and we were at a reststop trough.

    That said, it doesn’t take very much for a fight to happen in China period. Someone may have gotten pissed off (no pun intended) for someone stepping on their Pumas or Converse in the restroom. If they had been drinking, it makes it an automatic powder keg situation.

  • mr.wiener

    Proving what exactly?

  • Dick Jones

    I dunno. As a straight man I think all cocks are ugly. Except mine of course, it is freaking awesome.

    • YourSupremeCommander

      So awesome that its got a last name.

      • Dr Sun

        LOL

        • YourSupremeCommander

          And the last name is jones.

    • ElectricTurtle

      I will never understand straight guys… or straight women for that matter. So I can rephrase, I will never understand straight people.

      • David

        Are you telling us you are crooked?

        • ElectricTurtle

          I’m pansexual… though I’m loath to announce it since it seems to result in a deluge of troll puns.

          • biggj

            Why do you feel the need to announce it?

          • ElectricTurtle

            I’ve met people who don’t even know what the word means, let alone that we exist. It’s important for people to realize that everybody isn’t just like them, and that they can’t be cavalier with the concerns of other human beings. The only way to develop an awareness and respect for “atypical” sexualities is through expansion of knowledge and humanization of what would otherwise be easily dismissable abstractions.

  • Irvin

    Ah fuck! you’re a guy! the world is your urinal!

  • mr.wiener

    And this is your role model?

  • 樊超

    hahahahahha, I have to give you a thumb up

  • mr.wiener

    For real?

  • nqk123

    you live in the past. kids today use gun

  • Surfeit

    More (bad, scratch that.. appalling) oxygen for me!

  • Dr Sun

    Gives a whole new meaning to “dying for a piss”

  • iLL

    ok, wtf is with the random comment about traveling with japanese and not able to goto HK? lol
    Plus if you are a business man working at Canton fair you should know you can not travel to HK and Macau without permit. This just proves this guy is young and never been outside China. Any reasonable businessman would know you need a travel permit

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