Shanghai Sperm Banks Offer iPhone Subsidy In Exchange For Sperm

Shanghai Sperm Banks Offer iPhone Subsidy In Exchange For Sperm
Hubei Province Government Human Sperm Warehouse’s We Chat posted “The new method for purchasing an iPhone 6s”, which apparently entails just donating 40 mL of sperm and paying 288 RMB, the other 5000 RMB will be subsidized by the sperm bank. The Shanghai Renji Hospital Human Sperm Bank and the Shanghai Government Sperm Bank Warehouse’s We Chats have both posted the same announcement, garnering over 400,000 readers. Netizens responded that the people who sold their kidneys a few years ago are currently crying in silence.

Source: Netease

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  • jin

    Is it still possible? I sure would love to spread me genes and get new iphone.

  • Amused

    Hahahaha, sounds like they’re really screening for quality. Lots of PhDs out there need a new phone!

  • WghUk

    Is that one iPhone for each sperm? Where do I sign up?

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