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2012 Movie Insults China, Chinese Netizen Reactions

If you have not seen this movie, perhaps you should not continue reading. From Sina:2012 insults China, did Chinese people understand?The first one was when the main characters were on the snowy mountain and encountered the People’s Liberation Army. I didn’t expect that the PLA’s... 

Funny Snowmen & Snow Sculptures From Northern China

Winter is here and there is snow in many places of China, for example Beijing! Here is a funny post on Mop titled “Heavy snows can stop the city but it can’t stop the fun, the North China snowman collection”:Some comments on Mop: mg草拟哥哥:Fucking... 

Dumping Girlfriend Because Her Breasts Are Too Small?

From KDS: Girlfriend’s breasts too small, thinking of breaking up…My girlfriend’s breasts are sized A-cup, practically not much different from an airport. Every time we XXOO [have sex], I simply feel like I am touching a man, and now when we do it, I generally don’t take off... 

Streaking University Student Protests Electricity Cutoff

From XCar: Zhejiang Gongshang University Streaking Incident Photos2009 November 5, around 9 at night, a streaking incident occurred within the Zhejiang Gongshang University campus. A male was seen getting off a car, stripped to the waiste, not wearing pants, with only the important parts covered by... 

Chinese Woman Juggles Tofu Like A Football In Market

From NetEase: Magical Market Auntie: Juggles Tofu Like A Ball The vegetable market is truly a crouching tiger, hidden dragon place, where even a tofu-selling old auntie is a football [soccer] expert, able to juggle tofu like a ball. The old auntie says: “There’s not much difference between... 

Donated Human Blood Plasma Used As Plant Fertilizer

From Mop: Shocking! So this is how the blood plasma from Chengdu City Blood Bank is used! So angry!!Shocking! The blood plasma donated to the “Chengdu City Blood Bank” by the ordinary common people is used as fertilizer to water flowers by the powerful/privileged! (The user’s internet... 

China’s 2009 Military Recruitment Propaganda Posters

From Mop:Extremely shocked! Didn’t think China’s military recruitment posters this year could be this fierce! 2009 military recruitment propaganda wallpaper – Second Artillery Force [above]. Intercontinental nuclear missiles is the most fundamental difference between nuclear countries... 

Perverted Girls, Experiences By Chinese Men: Part 3

Continued from Part 1 and Part 2, below are more translated comments from the popular KDS topic, “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?“, where Chinese men share their experiences with perverted or sexually open girls. Replies from... 

Chinese Girl Shows Off, Becomes Internet Joke

From Mop, China.com, & XiCi:A netizen from Nanning Sky Web, claiming to be female, claimed to be young and rich with over 200,000 monthly income, and wears a Vacheron Constantin watch. The image below is the portrait she uses on Nanjing Sky Web, claiming to be a self-photo:Continuing on…a... 

Police Mistreat Prostitute During Raid, Netizen Reactions

From NetEase:Summary: From the night of October 28 to yesterday [October 29] morning, Zhengzhou public security bureau sent out 300 police officers, raiding prostitution and gambling houses. Nine people were arrested while two saunas/bath houses and an arcade were shut down. An undercover police officer... 

Taiwan Holds Gay Pride Parade, Chinese Netizen Reactions

From NetEase: Taiwan Holds Largest Homosexual Parade October 31, enjoying great interest, the seventh Taiwan Gay Parade was boisterously held on Kaigedalan Boulevard. With an estimated 20,000 people participating, it can be said to be Taiwan's largest ever gay carnival event.October 31, Taiwan's... 

Perverted Girls, Experiences By Chinese Men: Part 2

Continued from Part 1, here are more translated experiences of Chinese men with perverted girls posted on a popular KDS topic titled: “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?” The lou zhu (original poster of the topic) wrote: Everyone... 

Young Female Cook Shows Off Her Knife Tricks

On YouTube (faster for people outside of China):If you cannot view YouTube videos because you are in China, you can try the Freedur VPN service, one of our advertisers. I use their service too. Comments from Mop: ghq0213:No wonder your chest is so flat, all sliced/peeled off playing with knives. 乌云追月:Northeastern... 

Nearby Fishing Boat Refused To Save Drowning Students

This is an update to our earlier post: Hubei University Students Drown While Saving Children Last week, three university students in Hubei, China drowned while rescuing two little boys trapped in the Changjiang (Yangtze) River. News of their heroic actions and sacrifice has moved many of the local students... 

Yunnan Girl Savagely Abused By Aunt While Parents Work

From NetEase and Mop:Scar-covered left-behind girl, unspeakable family relative violence It was 2009 October 27 afternoon around 3 o’clock that my friend and I, upon inadvertently hearing about a left-behind child entering a hospital after suffering long-term abuse from her relative (the girl’s... 

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