Continued from Part 1 and Part 2, below are more translated comments from the popular KDS topic, “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?“, where Chinese men share their experiences with perverted or sexually open girls.

Replies from KDS:

老切老组:

[She] tied me up on the bed, poured yogurt on my asshole, licked it clean and then pour tea, then used her mouth to wash me clean.
This is not YY [making up stories], if I am YYing, then may my entire family die.

鼠小弟:

[She] immediately gave me a BJ and then swallowed it all, wore garter stockings and let me penetrate her asshole, when I was about to deliver the goods, she directly put it in her mouth for me to KB! Feels great!

铜锣烧:

We had just finished the war [having sex] and were going out to eat together, but only a few minutes after stepping out, the young girl presses her bosom against my arm, lowers her head, pulls at my coat hem: “Let’s go back instead…I’m horny again…”

I…

倒吊男:

While driving, [she] gave me a BJ, then finally let me KB. [She] even held it in her mouth for me to see.

囡囡伐睬弄:

In some bar/nightclub, I encountered some young girl. She used the excuse of asking me for a cigarette to make conversation with me, then she pulled me to a dark corner and without saying anything, one of her hands was already…

enzo360:

I used to work in the same building as one young girl. Once when getting off work, there were a lot of people in the elevator. She had her back facing me leaning on my body, and innocently/innocuously but intentionally rubbed me…and because her PG was perky and she was dressed like a little OL, I almost came at the time. Fortunately, I managed to control myself until I reached B1 [basement level] and took care of it int he car…dark car window tint has its benefits!

三种红色:

Almost time to get off work today so I will share some more of the perverted things of that rich girl for everyone to YY about.
As for whether it is real or fake, I know it is real and that is enough for me. Everyone else [who does not believe] can go ahead and think I am YYing.

That rich girl lives in, what she drives I won’t expose.
I have known her for about five years now, her appearance is only about 75 points [of 100], but her body is okay, not busty but with long legs.
However, she is too horny. I haven’t had a 3P with her before, but 双飞 shuang fei I have had many times…
Once I brought a female master’s degree civil servant to play with her.
She first watched that female civil servant and I OOXX, and halfway through, she got horny and started licking my asshole.

PS: Brothers who have watched pornography before, it is not like how it is in the videos. Actually, doing this is not comfortable, because you have to be careful with your thrusts. If you thrust too hard, it is easy to hit the MM behind you.

Then she played with her own breasts and fingered her own pussy moaning like a wolf. Completely unable to control myself with her stimulation,
I immediately orgasmed with her, and without a condom on, I came inside [the other girl].

This made the master’s degree MM very unsatisfied.
So, the two of us in the end used our hands to pleasure that girl,
until she had orgasmed 6-7 times.
I suspect she enjoys being abused.
She had another special characteristic, no matter how we played, she was always very tight. I have always said her pussy could not be ruined/loosened.

Another time, I had even specially prepared a lot of vegetable husbands and fruit husbands for her,
and she put them all in without putting condoms on them first. Afterwards, I just threw them all into the wastebasket.
Later we discovered that they [the vegetables and fruits] were all taken away by those garbage scavengers…and she laughed…

小Q:

Wanted to blow my JJ in the cinema~~~~but was stopped by me~~

扮猪吃老虎:

We were out too late, so we got a room. We agreed to sleep by ourselves, but in the end, the young girl walked out naked after taking a bath, prancing around in front of me. I ignored her and also went to take a bath. After bathing, I got on the other bed, but the young girl came over and pulled at me. I wasn’t willing, so she got under my blankets, ripped off my clothes, and performed KJ. In the end, we didn’t sleep all night, and my legs were weak the second day.

鼠小弟:

My ex ex-girlfriend would give me KJ, allow me to KB, and then TJ, later developing the habit of TJ and saying it was nutritional supplement. Also tried many times shaving her pubic hair. Having sex like this with her bare and smooth is incomparable!

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Continued from Part 1, here are more translated experiences of Chinese men with perverted girls posted on a popular KDS topic titled: “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?”

The lou zhu (original poster of the topic) wrote:

Everyone says men are perverted/dirty, but actually there are perverted girls also. Everyone, share your experiences.

Replies from KDS:

晴天雨:

There are still some difference between a girl being perverted/horny and a guy being perverted/horny, they are more reserved.

Once I was eating with a few friends, eating barbecue or something I forgot…the kind where you need to put your legs/feet down into a hole under the table, and the person next to me used her foot underneath the table to touch me, and what more, she kept going higher and higher…on the surface she was still just chatting with the other people, haha, I think this kind is the most interesting.

模子熊猫:

Every time we ooxx [have sex], she requests to be on top.
She voluntarily sucks my nipples.
She likes pulling my JJ to bed.
She likes walking around naked after taking a bath, then pressing herself on my body rocking around, using my clothes to help her dry her body…

山崎龙二:

Was forced to go watch “Xi Yang Yang Hui Tai Lang“.
In the last row, was forced to allow her to give me a BJ.

[I] helplessly watched Xi Yang Yang while getting a BJ.

哈哈:

Summer, after swimming at the beach, everyone wore their swimming suits to the restaurant where we got a private room to eat, with me, a young girl, the young girl’s boyfriend. Me and the young girl were sitting across from each other, while the young girl’s boyfriend sat next to her. The young girl was chatting with us while drinking orange juice, while using her foot to rub my jj under the table, and eventually using her toe to pull down my swimming shorts, using her foot to masturbate me, fuck, good thing I was covered with a tower, otherwise I bet I would have been screwed if discovered by her bf. In the end, I ejaculated on the young girl’s leg. Not sure how she took care of that.

虹口小新:

In a private room [in a nightclub or KTV], she directly pulled me onto her body, and mumbled: “X, I really want you to fuck me!”

I was immediately erect!

龌俚龌龊:

Uh…
Went to a bar/nightclub together…she drank a little and started hugging/holding me saying it was hot…
then I became drunk too and in a daze, we went to get a room…
and so my first time [virginity] was lost this way…

Dohigh:

After a ONS [one night stand], the young girl asked me to call another girl to have a threesome.
I declined, afraid of it being fraud/a trick.
Actually, now that I think about it, I rather regret [my decision].

DJ-Maimai:

The moment a woman becomes perverted/horny, a man basically will be unable to control himself, unless this woman’s appearance is too disgusting.

There are also a lot of young girls who are intentionally perverted to capture your heart. Hehe

小悟空大人:

Once I helped a friend drive on an outing. We were in front. While I was driving, she suddenly pulled down my fly, pulled out my little brother [penis], and lowered her head down to suck. I was surprised, and it felt so good I almost pounded the steering wheel wildly.

GrayHeaven:

Girl 1: At a bar/nightclub, she pulled me to the restroom, but there no open toilets, so she pulled me to the sofa across the restroom, opened my fly, gave me a handjob, then a BJ, and all I could do was laugh nervously to the people across from us.
Girl 2: Said she no longer wanted to be a virgin, told me to go open a room for us, then told me to find another guy to join us…

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The following translated comments are replies to a popular topic on KDS, a popular Shanghai BBS with many Shanghainese men as members. Because there are a lot of guys, most of the time KDS can be very silly and “yellow” (perverted). This popular post is titled: “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?”

The lou zhu (original poster of the topic) wrote:

Everyone says men are perverted/dirty, but actually there are perverted girls also. Everyone, share your experiences.

Replies from KDS:

射了色一:

I’ve run into [girls] who directly push their breasts against my arms, [in that case] there’s no reason for me to be polite [hesitant] either…

金刚狼:

The first time we did it, [she] asked me to fuck her asshole, ate my sperm [swallowed my cum], too perverted.

foraiur:

[I've had girls who] directly pushed my head down, oh yeah~ nice.

阿无卵:

[She] pulled me to the WC [restroom] to have sex right in front of her husband.

毒王:

Inside Bonbon [a well-known nightclub in Shanghai], she asked me to accompany her to the restroom.
She ended up directly pulling into a room.
[and we] ML.

花果山主人:

Last night in a Shanghai Gecheng [KTV], my clothes were torn off, my zipper opened. [Her] hand went in. Checked how hard I was. I was helpless.

三种红色:

I just recently broke up with a crazy rich girl, too crazy I couldn’t handle her.
Let me show everyone what is “perverted/dirty”.
The first time I met her I did not yet have an interest [in her], but I was seduced by her.
The girl opened her legs by herself and ZW, and after she finished ZW she licked her fingers…
Seeing this, I immediately became hard…

[She] was exceptionally horny, often bringing up that she wanted to play sandwich [2 guys, 1 girl or threesome]…
She had already had anal sex, already thousands on SM toys,
a pile of outfits, handcuffs, and dildos, and when I whipped her, she even said I wasn’t whipping hard enough…
Cumming in her mouth and swallowing were no big deal [to her], and once when I jokingly told her to drink X, she really drank it…

She eventually married a hard disk husband who moved in with her family, and three days after her wedding, she was with me at Home Inn [a hotel] having sex.
What I couldn’t handle was that even when she was four months pregnant, she was still having sex with me.
Her last SMS text message to me said she had confessed to her husband, that she wanted to be my mistress.
Her husband did not agree so she told her husband to get lost…
Well, I could only pretend I was away on business and lay low until things blow over and then see…

门前扫雪:

Cum in mouth,
Sexy lingerie,
ML with innumerable positions,
ML while bathing,
Just missing anal sex.

家有小七:

SY in front of me, says she giving me a BJ is very stimulating to her.

天天:

In university, there was a female classmate in university who asked me to find two more guys, to have a 4P [foursome], said she wants to experience the feeling of “filling all three holes”. However, owing to me being naive at the time, [she] scared me away.

To be continued…we will translate more soon.

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More Chinese wife complaints about their husbands. translated from the popular Shanghai Liba BBS forum post, “Good wives’ anger-relief post – [Collective complaining of husbands] After entering you will discover that you are absolutely not alone in fighting“.

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gh72:

I have told my LG [老公, lao gong, husband] to sit when urinating, so this way it will not spray on the outside. He replied with one sentence: “As long as one is a man, he will never sit down to pee”. He even continues to say how embarrassing it would be if he were to be seen by others [sitting down to urinate]. MMD, when pissing at home, other than me who else would see? Outside, I do not care if you stand or sit, it isn’t me who cleans the toilet, crazy!

NOV_NO.2:

I am a relatively careless/unconcerned person, never knowing how much my pay at work has increased, but CN he is far more calculating/stingy than I.

I say I want to buy something and he always generously says, “buy it, buy it, don’t be so frugal,” ce na, other people hearing this all say how truly generous my husband is, but in reality he is just letting me use my own RMB to buy.

心肝宝丢:

My husband will pick his feet and then smell it, pick again, then put it under his nose again to smell, repeating this endlessly, his expression even being full of enjoyment.

When I can no longer take it, I say “friend, are you sniffing drugs?!!!”

He replies to me: “All men are like this.”

beulah0122:

Hahaha~~~when taking my husband to go buy groceries, he does not know much. When I buy lily (to make green bean soup), he quietly says to me: “If you didn’t tell me, I would have thought it was garlic!” I tell him that soy beans [黄豆] are the same as soya beans [毛豆, edamame?], just that soy beans [黄豆] are older soya beans, but he refuses to believe me and only reluctantly believed after asking his mother~~~I faint!

11291129:

1. No sense of responsibility. When he will not be coming home at night for dinner or will come home late, [he] never knows to inform me, and even naturally says he has never had this habit.
2. Likes to boast, likes to be shrewd/deep with me, even saying to me: “Can you make me feel that you have a little bit of shrewdness? CN, what shrewdness is there between married couples. If he really encounters someone who is going to take advantage of him, he’s dead meat.
3. Does things sluggishly, talks sluggishly. Say 10 sentences and he will reply with 3 sentences. If you ask him too many questions, he’ll consider you annoying. CN, I married a mute.
4. Foolishly filial [always listens to parents regardless], his mother can never be criticized, NND, When living under one roof, when sleeping at my mother’s home, he will not even know to help open a window [will not help with anything].
5. Does not like to exercise. Almost 103kg, with a stomach that is like 8 months [pregnant], yet still too lazy to move. Every time he comes home it is the computer. After eating, sleep. Snores like thunder.

Too many too many~~

luilay:

I like to watch tvb [Hong Kong television channel], and he says I lack ambition..
I watch entertainment news, and he says I gossip.
As long as I am watching television, he will say I am obstructing him from working…in reality, every time we are watching television, he watches with great enjoyment..
Okay, now we might as well neither watch…one computer per person…clean and clear…

小阿咪:

Mine:
1. Everyday when he comes back at night, he will not bathe, and his face, a rinse counts as having washed. In the morning before going to work, however, he must bathe completely, making himself look so clean. No matter how many times I complain about this to him, it is no use.
2. Even when he does bathe at night, if there is no one else at home, he loves walking around naked. His physique/body I will not mention, from the side it is like a “B”. His bosom is better than mine.
3. Housework is for women, this is his ultimate principle. Him washing the dishes is an additional/unnecessary display of his incomparable love for me, but any little thing I do not do right is me not carrying out my responsibilities properly. cn!!
4. He never knows to show concern for me. I have a little sick and his first reaction is: “What is wrong with you this time?” Makes it seem like me being sick is a burden for him…such a cold heart…
5. When it comes to talking, he has a lot to say, but when it comes to actual action, there is nothing.
6. Never remembers any anniversaries, including our daughter’s birthday…cn!! Where did all these days disappear to..
There’s more, let me think!

kelianxixi:

When I married him, a part of the reason was because he is very handsome. Now that his weight of 100kg has destroyed his appearance, thinking of this is really sad.
I remember before we were married, my mother-in-law said I was homely, and even said with an air of superiority that having a child that looks good is a kind of asset, that [him] finding a wife would not be a concern for them [the parents], that there are girls who will give them money [to marry him]. Although, at the time, there was a girl with a family net worth in the millions (considered rich at that time) who was chasing my husband. Later, however, my husband felt more secure with me in the home [less worry of wife cheating], that my temper is good, that I always listen to him, and so he chose me. Now that I think about it, I bet my mother-in-law is even more sad than me! Her beautiful son turned out this way! That was her arrogance!

kelianxixi:

I have a bad habit, which is that I occasionally secretly check my husband’s mobile phone text messages.
Yesterday, one of our good friends’ wife gave birth to a daughter, and I secretly saw that my husband sent him [the friend/husband] this kind of text message:
“I guessed that you would have have a daughter, because guys like us who cannot control our wives will be controlled by daughters in the future, poor us!”
Seeing this I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

taotaosally:

He wanted to make love and I refused, so he became furious! He’s is still mad at me, after 3 days!

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Continuing from the previous post, additional complaints of Chinese husbands by Chinese women translated from the popular Shanghai Liba BBS forum post, “Good wives’ anger-relief post – [Collective complaining of husbands] After entering you will discover that you are absolutely not alone in fighting“.

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lisaqin9909:

So it turns out that everyone’s stinky men are about the same. No wonder some divorcees say that the ones they found later were no better than the first! Because these men are all like this. Haha.

The one in my house likes to sleep, sleeping wherever he goes, unable to wake him up. Muddled from sleep, he will also say: “lp [lao po, 老婆, wife], scratch my back!” I scratch it, and the next day, he will not remember a thing. I scratched for nothing!

When he is at work, I will call him but he is always so cold, like I am in his way, making me very hurt; I send an SMS text message, and the response will be “恩 [en, a sound of acknowledgment]“, “好 [hao, good or okay], “忙 [mang, busy]“, or “知道 [zhidao, I know or I acknowledge]“. In the past when we were dating, it was not like this!

When I think of more tomorrow, I will come back and post more.

W亲亲微风W:

Yesterday at dusk, we took our daughter out for a stroll, and at the beginning: My head is dizzy, my feet hurts, my belly hurts, I probably have heatstroke~~~
Just a little bit of walking and he had to sit down twice. Upon reaching the entrance to our neighborhood, he quickly rushed home, turned on the air conditioner, turned on the computer, ripped off his clothes, put his feet up on the table, and within a few minutes, the sound of music wafts out. Like this is heatstroke~~~ NND.

z_red:

I have something to say too. Today, this early morning, [he] asked me to kiss his JJ [give a blowjob]. Thinking he has it hard at work, and also feeling sorry for him, fine. After a while, he immediately pulled me to the side of the bed and told me to bend over, thoroughly enjoying himself completely disregarding whether or not I was excited/interested, MDMDMDMDMD.

Then after he finished he said: “So tired, used up most of my energy”. MD, as if it was I who seduced him. I thought he was going to say: “So great, yet another fresh and relaxing morning.”

Treating me like a tool, huh? Even as a tool, pretending innocence and disinterest after using it, XXXXXX MDMDMDMDMD!

vicky0708:

I say that I have never even been to Hangzhou before [a city close to Shanghai].
He says “Hangzhou is not hard, we can pick any weekend and just drive there, I’ll talk you, I’ll take you.”

He has said this for nearly 4 years now, and I have still never been to Hangzhou.

Exactly a “giant of talk, dwarf of action.”

qpbb:

[He] always gets food on his clothes, as if his chin had a leak, and even complains that I did not successfully wash the clothes, ce na ce na ce na.

ritazou:

I want to do this all at once, and get out every shortcoming.

1. Never does anything in the house, difficult to even get him to wash a bowl. Even when I was pregnant, it was I who cooked for him.

2. Not the least bit romantic. The gifts he give me I can always guess. This is pretty weird too.

3. As long as he is sitting, it is the PSP [PlayStation Portable], though he seems to be better than many of the husbands here.

4. So afraid of his mother he is like a pig that has seen a tiger.

5. Not self-confident, easily shaken by people who talk about him, not like a man.

6. Extremely big nerve. Sometimes I am already so hurt I am crying and he will still be on the side saying “I do not understand you, what are you crying about.”

Let me think if there are any more…

gongyingwen:

First time sitting on the sofa [first reply of this page], hehe!
Our third wedding anniversary, I earlier hinted it to him so many times, and on the night of the date I received an SMS text message saying that he is going to buy a gift. I was so anxious. I even reminded him not to buy jewelery etc. again because they are not practical. However, in the end, he brought back a cup. He even continued to say how expensive it was, that it was over 100 kuai. It was a cup that he likes, not me! Who gives gifts like this?! [He is becoming] more and more unromantic!
This cup he now happily uses himself…

ozsunny:

Men are always low/dirty. [His] stomach will be unwell but [he] himself will not eat medicine, always wanting me to prepare [the medicine] for him, and if I do not prepare it, he will not eat it.
Yesterday, he did it again, having me prepare the medicine for him, and I got upset and said, “I will not prepare it. If you won’t take it [by yourself] and die then forget it, and if you die, die further away [from me], don’t die in front of me…”

So, he went to prepare his medicine himself, took it, and then even came back sheepishly saying, “I won’t die, I insist on staying in front of you…”

sallyy1001:

My husband is like a deflated balloon after coming home, lazy, yet is excited/energetic upon going out. As long as he can be outside, he will not return home, ideally spending his entire day with friends eating, going to KTVs, playing ma-jiang/poker, and never taking our child out.

alvacowa:

Often loses [his] transportation card. RMB are not orange peels [to be discarded], ce na. Is earning money easy?

No matter how good the socks are that are worn on your feet, they will be ruined not long after. Your feet have a grudge with socks.

Please take a look at the things in the refrigerator, leaving things that have already grown furry, waiting for me to throw them away.

zoukuiqing:

When washing his face, my husband takes no more than 3 seconds, turning on the faucet, splashing a bit of water on his face, and wiping his face on the towel. Then, three days later, there is a round black area on the towel. My mother comes to our house to clean, and I’m sure every time she uses it to wipe the maps, her hands, etc. because she always believes: this is a foot washing towel!

nakatay:

As long as he is going out, he must wash his hair, everyday applying and applying pomade/hair gel, I can’t stand it.

And what more, he has to bathe before going out, yet does not bathe after coming home, so this person must be clean going out, but does not need to be clean after coming home!

dong20021230:

Always saying I do not take good care of our son, that I do not educate him properly. Letting him teach English, he actually spent half the day reading before saying he too did not know much vocabulary words. Then, he had our son read, and he himself lied down next to him with a PSP. When our son read poorly, he immediately yelled at him, and then told him to read 10 times, deliberately waiting for our son’s tears to come out and me no longer being able to bear it and take over. Just thinking of this makes me angry. The rest is actually okay, because I am lazier than him, so I have nothing to say.

跷壳宝贝:

My husband does not seek to make progress, is overly ambitious, is nearly 30-years-old, and it would take two hands to count the number of times he has changed jobs! Treating work like a trivial thing, quitting when he’s not happy, I really hate him to death.

fiona_zc:

The one I have combs his hair everyday N times, combing his hair upon coming home, and after awhile, he disappears, again to go comb [his hair]. Then, in the mornings, he will comb his hair at least 3 times before leaving, leaving me thoroughly speechless.
Every day, the tissues he uses to wipe his nose are everywhere, I hate it so much. I always yell at him that it is like me wiping his ass [having to clean up after him] and he becomes unhappy, angry.

lilu_guo:

His family members are relatives, my family members are outsiders.
He can ignore me while playing video games, but when I chat [with others] I cannot ignore him.
Since we first met, to when we got married, to now, in these five years he has never washed a single bowl, he has never washed a single sock.
When I am not home, it is a day of cigarettes and cola for him.
When he has a headache he will take pain medication, and would rather die than go to the hospital.
Why not just directly eat poison?
When I ask him to find something, he will never be able to find it.
When the two of us have a fight, he is never wrong,
never knowing why I get angry,
and me getting angry is always because I have a psychological disorder or early menopause…

NOV_NO.2:

When the air conditioner is at 28 degrees, it is too hot. At 27 degrees, it is too cold. In the middle of the night, he is busy [adjusting it]. Too bad there is no 27.5 degrees.
NND I sleep under the air conditioning and do not feel anything. If you’re hot, don’t use the blanket. If cold, then cover yourself with the blanket. Wouldn’t that work? One moment complaining that the pillow is bad, the next minute complaining that the mattress is bad, causing such a fuss that now there are N number of pillows in the house. It is the same when going to my mother’s place, making it so I do not even want him to go with me to my mother’s place anymore, so bothersome!

When pissing, he has to leave piss all over the sides of the toilet, pooping is also messy. 

ontvshcn:

Every time [he] loses money in the stock market —- is the wife’s fault —- the reason: He did not sleep well, he did not eat well, he did not go out and relax, or because he was afraid of me in his heart and did not divest [of the money-losing stock] or buy more.

Every time [he] makes money in the stock market —- is always because of his efforts.

19.大美嫩嫩

Every time after brushing [his] teeth, the sink is full of drips of toothpaste. After shaving, the sink is full of black facial hair. [He] never knows to rinse [the sink afterward].
After finishing a drink, [he] will throw the bottle on the sofa. The paper towels he uses to wipe his face or sweat, [he] will throw wherever he is.
When watching television, he picks his nose. After picking [his nose], he even puts his finger under his nose and smells. What the hell are you smelling, so disgusting!

20.ontvshcn

Sneezes.

Those kind extremely loud sneezes that scare people to death.

When sleeping, one of his extremely loud sneezes will light up all the sound-controlled lights in the neighborhood, make the little baby upstairs cry, and make the ayi [auntie] next door take a heart attack pill.

I will have already been startled onto the floor.

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More translated comments made by Chinese women complaining about their husbands or boyfriends on the popular Shanghai Liba BBS forum post, “Good wives’ anger-relief post – [Collective complaining of husbands] After entering you will discover that you are absolutely not alone in fighting“.

This continues from the previous post, or start from the first part of this series.

ove-gege:

Everyday, as long as my LG’s [lao gong, husband] head touches the pillow and his eyes close, he will surely be asleep within 5 minutes!!!
I hate that so much!!!
Every time I want to lie down with him and look at each other to chat, about anything at all would be fine.
But he cannot do it. He does not have this feature/function.
As long as he lies down, he’ll fall asleep~~~

冰菊茶:

I most dislike my husband for balancing accounts [determining who owes who money] for everything, wanting me to pay for everything that is mine.

小宇宙同学:

I will tell nicely, asking him to go do something, but his eyes are glued to the computer, as if I was dead~~
I cause an uproar, then he will immediately jump up: “Sigh, I’m coming~~”

Over time, I will become a shrew.

maomaowj919:

When he gets angry, he is extremely terrible, and his mouth is mean, [he] never says I am pretty, always says I am ugly, always thinking he is so great, not romantic at all, and unusually lazy. Usually, if he can sit, he will absolutely not stand, and if he can sleep, he will absolutely not sit.

lll52600:

My husband is not romantic at all, all day only knowing how to stay at home, just watching the fish he raises can occupy half the day, whereas he has never looked at me for even half a second. Lousy men!

nakatay:

After reading this much, I have finally discovered that all men are about the same.

But with you guys talking back and forth, it appears it is still bearable.

布鲁吐:

He always wants to buy new clothes, new shoes, new bags. Everyday he sprays a lot of cologne. Everyday before going to bed he must perform a fashion show, wants me to assemble several outfits from the closet for him to wear the next day, and then he will try them all on. After deciding what to wear tomorrow, he must ask me if it looks good. If I do not carefully/thoroughly reply, then I am just telling him what he wants to hear. Extreme narcissism, always saying this person is ugly, how that person is so ugly, while he himself is a 100kg baldy. Commonly known as a dark [skinned] fatty.

ontvshcn:

Strange hobbies.

Collecting various kinds of A片.

Every time he makes me watch it with him together.

While watching, he will ask: Is this girl good looking, is this girl’s skin good, is this girl’s body good…

Every time after AA, he has to summarize the experience, asking if this time was good, and compared to last time, which experience was better?

And if I do not answer his questions, he’ll even get angry!!!

geanli:

Anything that happens with his family, anything that is said over the telephone, as long as I do not ask him, he will not tell me. Even if I ask, he will just tell me the minimum to get by. However, he must know every trivial thing about my family! Fuck!

ontvshcn:

Forces me to scream like the girls in A片~~ so fake, yet he loves it, an idiot!

ran615:

When he first began snoring, nudging him would work.

Later, shaking him would work.

Now it has become kicking.

grace8264:

My husband extremely loves to fart, the kind where he can control the loudness of the sound, and exceptionally stinky.

摇滚妈妈:

Ever since my mother-in-law came to help take care of our child, LG [lao gong, husband] has been spoiled rotten, and no longer does anything. What more, in front of his mother, he often develops a chauvinistic attitude and lectures. Ce na. It is as if I have become their family’s female servant!!!

ran615:

Everyday [he] compares things to beer.

For example: With this purse of your’s I can by several hundred cases of beer.

And coming full circle, even more annoying, “you haven’t finished this face cream of your’s, wouldn’t it be better to buy me several cases of beer [instead of buying more face cream]?”

Like an old lady.

小玩子的妈妈:

Every time I buy magazines like Ruili or Mina [women's magazines], he has to say something, “what is the point of buying these magazines?
Why do you not just look on the internet?”

I have already been buying Ruili and Mina for over two years. Every time I will buy them. He has also said the same things for two years, every time…
yet he does not feel tired.

疯狂的小猪猪:

Extremely lazy, I tell him to go take a bath, and he will just pretend and stand in front of the sink washing his little DD [di di, little brother, nickname for penis]. Kao, that is where I normally wash my face, and he uses it to wash his little brother [penis], no wonder I keep getting pimples recently.

minmin1981:

All day thinks about Benz, BMW, Audi, Lexus, but does not look at how little money he earns.
All day researches which car is good at what. He even has the audacity to ask, “honey, let’s buy this car in the future, let’s buy that car, okay?” Truly shameless to the extreme. 

W亲亲微风W:

Seeing this post, I feel a lot better because apparently everyone is about the same [have the same problems, with their husbands]. In the future when I encounter times where my LG [lao gong, husband] is really annoying, I will be more open-minded, and not anger myself.

Vanilla:

Mine is like a girl, petty and talks too much, often finding things to criticize me, saying my cooking is the same as boiling. In the rare chance that he cooks, it is like a hero proclaiming himself to be the level of a famous chef. MD. I most hate him going away on business and bringing back several pairs of his NK [内裤, nei ku, underwear], never washing them himself, insisting that I wash them. NND. On Kaixing001 [popular Chinese social network like Facebook], he is my slave, but in reality, I am his slave.

luoyanhong:

When you [referring to herself] are busy, he watches television. When you are ready for bed (midnight), he needs to start working. And he has to have a group conference on GTALK with his coworkers!

You manage to get home by 19:30, just because he said he will come home to eat, so you rush to make dinner, but right when dinner is ready, he makes a single call home to say, unable to come home to eat. TMD.

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Like women from around the world, many Chinese girlfriends and wives have a lot to complain about their men too. Continuing from the previous post, here are more translated complaints about husbands and boyfriends  from the popular Shanghai Liba BBS forum post, “Good wives’ anger-relief post – [Collective complaining of husbands] After entering you will discover that you are absolutely not alone in fighting“.

From Liba:

weiwei422:

The first thing he does upon coming home is turn on the television, the second thing is to turn on the computer, busily running in and out, more active than getting ready for work. While on the road, [he] complains about being tired tired tired, but upon returning home and seeing the computer, he is like as if he ate an energy bar, and will not go to sleep before 12 midnight. Wherever he is is wherever he takes off his clothes. [He] always claims he washes his own clothes, but washing clothes to him is simply opening the clothes washing machines and putting his clothes in.

强的小媳妇:

This reminds me, the thing I am most annoyed with my LG [lao gong, husband]…he always needs to go to the WC to poop whenever we go out to eat…each poop is 15 minutes…always making me wait outside for that much time!!!

lilithne:

In front of my parents, [He] says how pitiful he is, as if I specially bully/mistreat him. Also, in front of others outside, he always acts like I bully/mistreat him, so in the end, in the eyes of outsiders, he is a victim of my bullying/mistreating, and they will even say [to me], “don’t bully/mistreat him”…ce na…how have I bullied/mistreated him? I ask him to do something and I can ask several hundred times without him moving. In the end it is still me who has to go do it. He only knows how to pretend to be pitiful to others.

babydiana:

When he wakes up in the morning, the first thing he does is turn on the computer, and the last thing he does before going to sleep at night is turning off the computer.

hellenbaby:

He is fat like a pig, yet thinks I’m fat. His self-image is extremely high.
Friend, give me a break, I am 95 jing [2 jing = 1 kg], you are 95kg!!!

珞珞:

Let me share some of my husband’s shortcomings, [because] he too is about to talk about my shortcoming. Talks too much, not like a man, never giving in to me, so annoying.
Frequently, [he] will show off in front of our daughter, saying daddy is better than mommy, pisses me off~~~

陈小男:

Does not take care of our son.
Everyday eats late-night snacks.
Does not tell me his whereabouts.

小猫鼬:

Upon returning home he stares at the computer, and yelling at him to go bathe is so tiring.
I’m going = 1/2 HOUR
Almost done= 1 HOUR
A little longer = 2 HOUR

淡蓝色的玻璃杯:

If his mother says it is one, it is one. If she says it is two, it is two. He always listens to her. This is what I cannot stand the most.

幸福米饭:

Last time when we went out, I changed purses [before leaving].
When we had walked halfway out, he said
“Did you bring the keys? The neighborhood community gate is locked.”
I said, “Oops, I changed purses and forgot to bring it.”
He also said his foot hurts, asked me for a Band-aid.
I said, “Oops, I changed purses and do not have any.”
Arriving at the subway,
He asked if I have any napkins.
I said…
He said “I know you do not have any…why did you no bring anything?”

While inside the subway station and upon seeing the Line 6 just departing,
he said, “All your fault, taking so long…”

I say, “Fuck, why do you not bring anything? You were so sluggish coming out too but you blame me.”

MissGretel:

Playing video games and the like I will not say.
Doesn’t like to clip his toenails yet still demands buying good socks to wear.
Why? Because his feet will not smell if he wears good socks.
Then clip your toenails! A 50-60 kuai pair of socks has holes after just a few times of use! So angry!

His appearance is nothing much but all day he loves looking in the mirror before leaving the house, flattering himself, I could vomit.

All day he asks me, “honey, I think recently I’ve again grown taller…my body has again become good.” So you’re 180cm, big deal, crazy.

His self-image is exceedingly good, always saying, “amongst men, my level is about the same as your level amongst women.”
Bullshit! Did you not look at your face? How rough! From when I was small till now I have never had a pimple, okay? And you want to compare with me?

He eats like a pig, never considering other people when he eats with my family. This I think is because he did not have a proper upbringing.

He likes to eat so much, within 5 minutes of getting home he needs to find a snack to eat. At my family’s home too, he opens the refrigerator looking for good things to eat.
A few days ago, he ate three ice cream bars in one hour, and he kept saying these ice cream bars were not good, so if they are not good, don’t eat them!
If you want good ones, go buy them yourself…of all men I know he loves to eat the most. The things only women usually like to eat, he will all eat.
Candy, preserved/dried plums, fruits, and him as a grown man, he even likes to eat gummy candy…

beeboo11:

The most important thing is, I always feel that he thinks I am not as hard-working as his mother, faint.

lilyweili:

It is difficult to express a complaint/opinion. When I do, he says I am giving him pressure, that he already has a lot of pressure outside working to make money to support the family, and does not want to come home and have to discuss trivial matters. Dammit, as if he was outside being the country’s leader? Also, even when he knows his mother is wrong, he will still tell me to let it go, there’s nothing that can be done, I 555555555 [sound of crying].

fancylj1114:

When he pisses, he always pisses onto the side of the toilet
He has a problem.
I cannot keep up with wiping for him [tired of cleaning up after him] CN

ran615:

Watches football, watches pool, watches boxing…everything he must watch!

But me wathing a Korean movie is being uncultured.

ran615:

Also…every time we have a fight and he realizes he was wrong, he will directly AA [use sex] to shut me up!

Every time it works, I always fail! 

虚无:

He himself is naive to the extreme yet always thinks he sees the big picture, and if I express an opinion it is me thinking I know a lot when I do not.
Regardless in front of who, [he] is always saying bad things about me, no matter if it is his parents or my relatives, he says [bad things about me]. Says I do not give him freedom.
At home he monopolizes the computer, never doing any house chores.
Whatever shortcomings he has he does not allow me to have. When raise an objection, he simply says “I am a man, you are a woman.”
In addition [he] is not responsible, wants a child, but has not yet given up smoking and drinking.
There is so much more.

joyzcy:

[He] never knows to voluntarily buy clothes for me, take me places, take me out to eat nice things, prepare a pleasant surprise for my birthday, everything needs to be asked for, after so many years, the best we have eaten when we go out is KFC or shengjianbao [pan friend pork buns] or xiaolongbao [steamed dumplings]~~

ran615:

Men outside are good at acting, gentlemanly, good man, honest…

But at home, they are completely not like this.

直树:

[He] plays video games until the middle of the night and I can’t say anything about it.

But when I watch a movie until the middle of the night, he thinks I am being noisy and tells me to go outside to watch.

Our baby cries in the night. Him not getting up is one thing, but he also makes an unhappy face, as if only he works and I rest all the time [do not work].

I finally understand what it means to live for your child…

When you truly lose your temper, he pretends to be stupid or says he is not feeling well. He really does not have a man’s courage.

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What do Chinese girlfriends and wives complain about their boyfriends and husbands?

Beginning early last month,  a member of the popular Liba BBS forum named “ran615″ (right) started a post now-titled, “Good wives’ anger-relief post – [Collective complaining of husbands] After entering you will discover that you are absolutely not alone in fighting“.

This post now has over 50 pages of comments and has appeared on newspaper and television.

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Liba is a popular Shanghai BBS for women, mostly Shanghainese women, and we will translate many of the comments from this post to share some of the many common, and funny complaints or criticisms that Chinese or Shanghainese women have of their men. Let’s begin…

From Liba:

闲人蒋大姐:

In one year, half of it is spent traveling for business, fuck.

minason:

Ever since he could no longer play WoW
he began constantly downloading single-player games.

Unwilling to wash dishes.
Always forgets to get a towel when bathing.
Sometimes also petty/narrow-minded.

ran615:

His mother is always right, I cannot express an opinion, even more government than the government!

亲亲猫猫:

Every week he must find majiang [mah-jong] buddies to go play.
And if he cannot play [no one available], he will whine to me.
Fuck, raising the child is a single person job.
He says he is only responsible for education, and eating, drinking, shitting, pissing [everything else] is up to me.
Fuck fuck.

lygzhf:

All day he only wants to buy new clothes~~ where is there that much money to buy~~this #13!!! [#13 = weirdo, abnormal person]
Extremely stubborn, big man mentality [the man is the boss]!!! Pig-headed!!! Also, when it comes to buying me things, simply talking about it counts as having bought it~~ pig-headed!!!

若凡:

I am taking care of the daughter, she makes a fuss, and he says I have spoiled her and she is not well-behaved. When he takes care of her and she cries and makes a fuss, he says she has been spoiled rotten by me. Everything is my fault, TMD, you [the husband] are useless as a father.

JustDooIt:

Always forgets to turn off the lights, turn off the rice cooker, turn off the gas, close the drawers, leaves his clothes lying around, and no matter how many times I have said it, his attitude is always sincere but he always cannot remember.

ran615:

When at home, he walks around only in his underwear. Even with such a poor physique, he is still like this.

一抹彩虹:

Stingy, big man mentality, wordy, is not clean, often thinks he is the most objective, most impartial. [He is] lazy, puts on an ugly face, is petty/stingy, and always have to listen to him!!!

lilithne:

If he is not playing on the computer, he is sleeping, fuck!
Asking him to do something requires asking hundreds of times!

昙花一现的梦想:

He is playing video games but still instructs me on controlling the television. I am next to him changing channels preparing to watch television, and the moment I change the channel to a war movie he will say “this one, this one”. TMD, he is watching the computer continuously, only occasionally raising his eyes to glance at the television, and it must be a show that he likes to watch. Monopolizing the computer is not enough, he has to monopolize the television also!

karenlyx:

I cannot say bad things about his parents, his family is always right. His family’s money is money. My family’s money is all toilet paper.

ran615:

When I am driving, he is always on the side yelling~~pass, pass!^

The entire way he doesn’t stop, talks so much, does not trust me.

昙花一现的梦想:

Everyday he says he needs to exercise, but everyday he does not do anything~
He says he wants to run/jog, but the moment his butt touches the computer chair, he won’t move again.
Jogging/running becomes walking/strolling, and after 5 minutes he flees back up [to the apartment]~ Dragging him to go exercise is truly more tiring than exercising myself~
One moment claiming to want to swim, another moment claiming to want to learn latin dancing, and except for [not having] late-night snacks, there has been no other progress~
That tummy yo~

ran615:

When I am away on business, he simply puts his socks in water and will not wash them for the entire week until I return and he says to me that he changed the water everyday!

CN CN CN

bingojamie:

He talks to me like talking to an elementary student,
acting like he is the elder.
He himself clearly is very brainless,
I remind him and he tells me not to make a fuss.

wq818:

CN!!! My boyfriend has all of the problems your husbands have!!!

beckylm:

Everything is good about my husband except he is not willing to go stroll/shop with me. Upon entering a shopping mall he says his stomach hurts, pisses me off.

pradalee:

My husband is also very shameless. He is obsessed with cleanliness, bathes twice a day, and bathes extremely slowly. I really do not understand what a man with not that much hair has to wash inside! Everyday he needs to turn off the gas valve, forcing me to always climb up and climb down, because he cannot sleep without turning it off! He is always late, having never been on time over 5 times since I have known him, always having an excuse.

mosogao:

[I am an] unmarried [girl] here sightseeing. All of your problems my BF [boyfriend] has, so. I am considering breaking up.
To add one, treating you like an idiot, pretending to be very practical on the outside. It sounds good, but actually being practical is another thing. [He] only demands a harmonious appearance. When you get angry [he] even accuses you of getting angry for no reason.

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More translated secrets of Chinese people…

From Tianya, “Share your heart’s darkest secrets…do you have the courage?”:

阴暗的秘密:

1. When I was in elementary school, I was taken by a group of girls to their homes. Then they took off their clothes and forced me to watch, but I refused, so they got together and beat me.
2. When I first began middle school, I got along with many girls. Once when I was playing at the home of two girls, I peeked at them taking a bath but was caught, dragged into the bathroom, and forced to take off my clothes so they could examine my “little brother.” At the time, it hurt a lot! This incident is the reason why I have never been accustomed to MM giving me KJ!
3. When in high school, I went to a buddy’s home to hang out. When we got there, I realized there were 4 girls present. After we drank and got drunk, the 3 of us guys and 4 girls had group sex…afterward, I also had long-term relations with two 2 of them.
4. In college, there was a much older teacher who always gave me a hard time, publicly revealing my grades, saying I am a shameless man, disgusting, and uneducated. To get revenge on her, I put Viagra in her tea, crushing it and pouring it in. Later, someone told me it was because she had run into me getting a room with two girls that she had a bad impression of me. Actually, one was my girlfriend and the other was someone I was helping to go catch someone cheating. It was just a coincidence that it was the same hotel! It was something difficult to explain!

I have always thought that those incidents I experienced when I was small would make me avoid girls, but I never thought that my desire [for girls] would now become more and more intense.

阴暗的秘密:

Last year in September, I got into a fight while drinking in a KTV. They had more people at the time, and because I was not thinking clearly, I waited outside with a knife, stabbed him five times, and then escaped. Afterward, I learned that someone died, so I ran away and have been roaming until now. Sigh~~I can only hope that God forgives me~~~

阴暗的秘密:

I hated my childhood, not the least bit happy, always secretly eating, always experimenting with sex.,
I have caught my husband visiting prostitutes and to punish him, I would not ML with him. This has happened n times. I know he is still visiting prostitutes. Even though he clearly knows that I will not ML with him, he will still go visit prostitutes, and I still will not ML with him.
I hate my husband, yet am afraid of hurting the child if we divorce, so I dawdle. And outsiders think it is because it is deep love, TMD.
I am afraid of finding an extremely lousy man after divorce and getting into an even more tragic situation. Fuck, not liking him yet not divorcing, is this TMD a life?
I must have been TMD blind.

阴暗的秘密:

I feel I am extremely frightening. Whoever makes me extremely painful or angry, my heart will curse that person, and those who were cursed by me have all experienced corresponding punishments. I have cursed my first love who betrayed me to never be able to marry, never be able to ML, and several years later, my curse has become reality… I have cursed a person who cheated me to go bankrupt, a co-worker to lose his job…and there are many other similar things.

阴暗的秘密:

1. I really like to eat snot/boogers/nose excrement.
2. I have masturbated with a pestle [something used to grind flour] before and did not dare tell my mother. Later, I saw her use that pestle to make dumpling skins. Although I washed it, I definitely could not eat [the dumplings].
3. I had sex with my previous boyfriend. Now, I feel it is unfair to my current boyfriend. What more, I told him about it because I wanted to be frank. Even though he forgives me and says he does not care about the past, my heart still feels very uncomfortable.

阴暗的秘密:

I have many dark things:

1. When I was small, my mother suspected that I and my father had relations, but in reality there was not. My heart has been twisted under my mother’s jealousy and punishments.
2. Once I was in junior high school, I began running with a bad crowd, dating, and amidst their pursuit of me, I became inflated with myself. However, nothing sexual ever happened, SY by myself was happy enough, so it is often like that!
3. Actually, I do not love them, only like the feeling of being chased/pursued, watching them suffer. It makes me happy!
4. Later there was one boyfriend who often had me SY him. After graduating, he appeared to really love me, but every time we met, he would only have me SY him. He would ask to have sex with me, but I was not willing, yet I would still have to help him release. It was very miserable, yet I also could not leave him because I felt he really loved me!
5. Feeling that my boyfriend was not interesting and did not care about how I felt, I began to look for diversions, going on QQ to make internet friends, having ONS [One Night Stands] with them, enjoying them kissing me, but I would refuse to do anything for them, because they were not my boyfriends, and I do not have to care about their feelings.
6. Began to feel aversion towards my boyfriend, because he only thinks about his own enjoyment. I feel that I have become sexually cold in front of him. Yet I am willing to play this kind of game with other people.
7. Later I became immersed in the internet, accepted their [online guys] praises and gifts, and I became degenerate. Yet the people around me still thought I was very pure and innocent. I even spurned/gave up on myself.
8. In reality, I am As an outstanding girl with a career envied by others, but I am often divided into two people, one a slut, the other a nun.
9. I need a really good psychiatrist, but I do not know where to begin. I am afraid my secrets will ruin my life. I want to face my split personality, and also slowly adjust [myself].

阴暗的秘密:

I am scum, living recklessly. I estimate I have ML with several tens of men, all met online. I do not know what is going on in my mind, and I know it will all be over the day I get AIDS. I am becoming more and more empty…

阴暗的秘密:

1. I went to university through the backdoor [gained admission through illegal method], spent 100,000 [RMB].
2. While in my second year of university, I was arrested for going out and stealing things with a schoolmate. Was fined 5,000, and lied to my family that it was for hitting a supermarket’s things.
3. In the latter half of my second year, I became addicted to the internet and had to retake a year. Afterward, I was involved in online romances. I fell in love with a man who was seven year’s older than me, married, and had a child. One year later, we had sexual relations. We separated after [my] graduation.
4. After graduating, I was addicted to the internet, escaping reality, not going to work, and it is still like this.
5. I met a boy younger than me by a few years while playing [online] games and was deceived by his sweet and honeyed words. We had sexual relations.
6. Now I am being pursued by a boy I do not like, enjoying the feeling of being spoiled, but I do not love him. When he kisses me, I have no feelings. I like another boy. But, he does not like me. I am too ugly. I am an idiot, I am an idiot, I am an idiot.

“Xue” ["Snow?"], I like you, I like you, I like you. Why do you not like me?

阴暗的秘密:

I, well, I am a male bisexual, because my appearance is very delicate and sunshiney. When I was small, I was very much like a little girl, and was molested by an older boy that was a neighbor. All day, he would hug me, kiss me…and use his JJ to touch my behind. I at the time was only 6-years-old, and he molested me until I was 13-years-old…sigh…
I also like females. When I was small, I played sexual games with a female cousin, and sinned [had sex?]!

Now, I am slowly becoming purely gay, have a lot of unclean sexual history, and I am 20-years-old right now.

阴暗的秘密:

My dirty secret is that I enjoy reading other people’s dirty secrets here.

Note: Many of the these usernames are the same because people are using a public/shared account to post their secrets so no one knows their normal Tianya username.

To be continued…

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More translated secrets of Chinese people…

From Tianya, “Share your heart’s darkest secrets…do you have the courage?”:

小新家的小黑:

In comparison…
my secret is not at all interesting…
but I still feel compelled to share it…
When I was small…
I once very seriously put a fart in a bubblegum container [a round container with a roll of bubblegum]…
and after having left it in there for many days, I took it out to smell it…
Ah…
Is this not a little deviant…?

阴暗的秘密1:

I have stolen over 10 bicycles, usually throwing away the old one after stealing a new one.

The five women other than my wife that I have had sex with, I cannot free myself from. I may belong to the type of people who have a very poor sense of morality.

Oh well.

阴暗的秘密1:

Allow me to repent here.

I very much regret not being more considerate when I was small, having stolen money from my own parents, relatives, very good friends, classmates, and also from the “auntie” downstairs who always let me eat at their home.

I really wronged them. I have grown up very well now, my family does not lack money, have come back from studying abroad, have a BF [boyfriend] in the judicial system, and have very good friends, but I am unable to forget the bad things I have done in the past.

My heart has always felt very heavy. Other people’s childhoods are always very blessed and happy, but when I think back to my childhood, it is filled with regret. I will continuously do charitable things to atone for my past sins.

To these people that were harmed, I want to say that I am sorry, and hope hat they can all be blessed with happiness. I am truly sorry.

阴暗的秘密:

Beginning from when I was 5-years-old, I automatically learned how to SY.
When I started primary school, I SY every night for 40 minutes.
I estimate so far that I have climaxed over ten thousand times.
I have very shamefully concealed this…I really do not understand why/how I learned this.
Finally, I am a female…

阴暗的秘密:

Actually, mine is not really that dark.
My husband is bisexual.
The first time I met him I already felt he was gay.
At the time, he had a girlfriend.
Later, I directly asked him if he was a gay.
Then he left his girlfriend and got with me…
However, it has already been a very long time since he has been with a man, they were all when he was young.
Nowadays he can be considered the traditional successful figure in other people’s eyes, but when I look at him I still think he is pretty amorous, hehe.

阴暗的秘密;

When I was in junior high, a group of male schoolmates would go to a girl’s home to play during noon. After going for over one month, one day, the leader of the group suddenly told us to help hold down that girl. We chased that girl throughout the house as she ran and soon caught her, holding her down on the living room coffee table. Everyone was laughing very hard, she was also laughing very hard.
After laughing for a few seconds, she stopped laughing, telling them to let go, saying they were hurting her, but we all did not let go, every boy’s eyes sparkling.
Then the leader big brother pulled down his pants and put his JJ in. Middle school exercise uniforms are good, one tug and they come off.
After 3-5 minutes, he pulled out his JJ. I do not know if he ejaculated or not…and then so we would not report him, he had several schoolmates take turns, every person only allowed to insert a few times. At that time, none of us had much knowledge, and were afraid that inserting too much would result in pregnancy.
Then because there were too many people, it did not get to my turn before we had to return to school.
In the end, everyone returned to school to go to class in the afternoon as if nothing had happened. I bet all the people who had participated spent the entire afternoon thinking about that…

阴暗的秘密:

Seeing all these secrets, I am reminded of an old report about a warm-hearted person’s who in his youth wanted to help numerous people who had problems in their hearts and started a psychological counseling hotline but then committed suicide one month later because he could not endure the stress in his heart;

So, other people may not be able to bear the weight of the secrets in everyone’s hearts. Even if we may feel inferior or weak in our lives, we are actually always resisting the darkness in the depths of our hearts. On this point, everyone are survivors and courageous people;

If you are not afraid of being alone or the darkness, can you still be afraid of sunshine and smiles?

阴暗的秘密:

When I was in university taking my test for post-graduate studies, I lived with two already-working female schoolmates in a two-bedroom apartment. The two of them lived in the big bedroom, and I lived in the small bedroom. Everyday I was preparing, they went out to work. They treated me very good, because we already knew each other from school. They would always help me by washing my clothes and cooking for me.

However, every day I secretly went into their room, took out their NK [内裤, "nei ku," underwear], and SY.
“Han,” I just want to say “sorry.”

阴暗的秘密:

The “me” that others see is pretty much “perfect”: My grades are good, master’s degree student at a famous school, physically beautiful, good personality, like to joke around, and interact with other people very harmoniously. However, to this day I cannot forget my own status as a non-virgin. Yes, intellectually I understand this is not a big deal, but my family upbringing does not think this way. Moreover, I have read online that everyone says men definitely look for virgins for marriage, and if I am not, my marriage will not be happy.
So I always pretend I am a virgin in front of other people, and have a bad attitude towards the previously boyfriend I had broken up with. I know he still loves me, but I already do not love him. I know that both sides have responsibility for us ML, but I cannot help but take my frustrations out on him, feeling that had he not continuously asked, I would not be this way. He is still confused why my attitude is so poor [towards him]. He personally believes he did not do anything to wrong me, that we we loved each other, and even if we broke up, there is no need to be this way! But I cannot do that. I have even thought of going to a city where no one knows me to get hymen surgery, but I also do not want to cheat other people, especially my future husband.
I am very miserable. I cannot go back to my previous boyfriend just because I am no longer a virgin, because I truly already no longer love him. However, I cannot go cheat my future boyfriend simply because of this. Now, I am afraid to even date, just because I am afraid he will raise that kind of request [to have sex].
I feel there is a good chance I will be single for the rest of my life.

阴暗的秘密:

I really love my husband, but because we are living in two different places and I cannot endure being lonely, I have habitually cheated.
Before marriage once, after marriage once.
My husband knows everything, and we just performed the divorce procedures.
But I know I really love him, except I am embarrassed to redeem myself/save the situation.
Why am I so despicable? I really want to just die and forget about it.

Note: Many of the these usernames are the same because people are using a public/shared account to post their secrets so no one knows their normal Tianya username.

To be continued…

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