From IN2marcom:
“The “Green Dam Bitch” – Netizens Spoof The Censorship Software”
The massively discussed “Green Dam – Youth Escort” Censorship Software is the hottest topic on Chinese Internet during this week.
Spoofing is a very classical Chinese Internet culture. Netizen absolutely won’t let the disgusting Green Dam off. Thus, the “Green Dam Bitch” has been created by netizens.
The “alpaca” in the pictures refers to the “Grass Mud Horse“, a very popular dirty pun on China Internet.
The “crab” logo in the pictures refers to “harmonize”, a term directly derived from President Hu Jintao’s regular exhortations for Chinese citizens to create a harmonious society. In spoken Chinese, “river crab” sounds very much like “harmony”, which in China’s cyberspace has become a synonym for censorship.
15 more pictures & info at: IN2marcom
More information also at:
- Hecaitou – 80后之漫画逆袭：绿坝调教 (Chinese)
- The New Yorker – Decoding Chinese Humor (English)
- Danwei – Green Dam Girl (English)
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Oy, so much influenced by Japanese.
I think I find this funny: http://is.gd/15udp “HOLD UP!”
How about some translations?
Governments hands off the internet, respect the individual minds of people !
The “netizens” are really speaking out in China. On the anti-Green dam website called issw365.org, over 10,400 netizens have left comments sharing their strong opinions and frustrations against Green Dam. http://www.newsy.com/videos/chinese_filter_a_no_go
so difficult to read people’s handwriting >< one of those is in traditional though! whats up with that..?
1-cant read
2-i think its "thieves freely looking(at the software-im assuming this is a reference to its hackability)? you're waiting for us to have fun" or sth like that
3-no words
4-pervert, im going to delete all of these!
5-something about struggling
6-what's with this darkness? most annoying! im going to harmonize all these violent trends!
7-english
8-(in traditional, from tw?) little green…little green actually knows everything…little green is a bad child. so…(i/she) begs big brother not to stop… …
9-just the name of the girl
10-calling me "green dam girl"etc, annoying! hurry up and give me kk
11-green bar girl, all you hitting the mountain pass (maybe this is some phrase i dont know???) are the most annoying!
the rest are self explanatory i think…hope i did ok on the translations.
haha，I’m Chinese,but I don’t understand No.11, either. great job!
hey i’m a chinese and i have to correct some words typed by the guy above me
from left to right
1 i’m a princess who is worth 40 million yuan and i hate things like harmful information most | i’m just an alpaca
(* chinese netizens like to call an alpaca “cao ni ma” it sounds like “f*** your mother” in chinese)
2 do you untouchables have the rights to see my joy (watching **** things)
(* in fact green dam girl likes watching those “harmful information” )
4 faggot pervert i’m going to delete all of these
5 combat power 41700000 (because the gov spent 41700000 yuan on green dam)
6 i hate games like diablo most and i’ll destroy you sadistic home geeks all
8 in fact greeny…greeny knows everything…so please don’t stop, brother
10 i hate being called “green dam girl” most return my panties quickly
11 H(blue, violent things) is harmful and i hate you WoW(world of warcraft) players most
14 oh how troublesome | the drawer’s name
Damn I think these GD babes are polluting my morals
thanks, i dont know the names for these kinds of things.