Yaoming (Hancock):
Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team)
Spider-xiang 2 (Spiderman 2):
Liu Xiang (China 110m Hurdler)
Saving Private Ryan:
Yi Jian Lian, Yao Ming, Wang Zhi Zhi, and Sun Yue (China Men’s Basketball Team)
The Warlords:
Yi Jian Lian, Yao Ming, Wang Zhi Zhi (China Men’s Basketball Team)
The Beijing (The Banquet):
Liu Xiang (China 110m Hurdler), Yi Jian Lian (China Men’s Basketball Team), Wu Ming Xia (China Women’s Diver), Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team), and Guo Jing Jing (China Women’s Diver)
I am Hua Tian (I Am Legend):
Hua Tian (China Equestrian)
Ta Men Neng Ti (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles):
Yi Jian Lian and Cheng Jia Hua (China Men’s Basketball Team)
Note:
“Ta Men Neng Ti” means “They Can Kick.” Maybe this means they are bad at basketball so maybe they can play football?
Kung Fu Dunk:
Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team)
The Myth (San wa/Sheung Hua):
Guo Jing Jing (China Women’s Diver), Yi Jian Lian (China Men’s Basketball Team), Chen Fei (China Women’s Gymnastics Team), Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team)
Death Sentence:
Zheng Zi (China Men’s Football Team)
The Chinese words say:
You killed the football fan’s heart.
Death Sentence
10 years ago when I saw China’s team lose, I wanted to die. 5 years ago when I saw China’s team lose, I lost hope. Now, even if the China team dies, I will pretend I did not see. I no longer have a dream.
Shrek 3:
Yao Ming (China Men’s Basketball Team)
E.T.:
Michael Phelps (United States Swimming)
Kung Fu Hustle:
Liu Xiang (China 110m Hurdler)
aLIAN and aHua (Dumb and Dumber):
Yi Jian Lian and Cheng Jiang Hua (China Men’s Basketball Team)
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Ha! Those are awesome.
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Nice pic…
My I Took it… :D
too bad you’re getting your asses kicked by the imperialist yankees. you can’t even cheat enough to win women’s gymnastics….LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
same old china. your best isn’t good enough.
Go China! With 25 gold medals, it seems like their best is certainly good enough.
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phelps could beat china by himself.
Pretty Cool Posters! I like the fighting spirit…
The Olympics is bloated and needs fewer events. The Higher, Faster, Farther motto, seems to have changed to include prettier, more synchro, more connected.
Lots of BS, going on… Glad to see Usain Bolt and Mr. Phelps remind us of what the real ideal is. Now we wait for the Liu Xiang and Dayron Robles show.
TOTF….. Michael Phelps is only good at swimming… that is only his talent… besides having attention deficit disorder… I doubt he can beat anyone in anything if he comes out of the pool..
TOTF is just a fucking loser here! Can’t you just pack up your stuff and go back to your own place!!!!
Rank Country Gold Silver Bronze TOTAL
1 China 35 13 13 61
2 USA 19 21 25 65
3 Great Britain 11 6 8 25
tOTF if you’re going to troll, at least go for something that’s not so easily disproven.
we own this olympics like we have all the others. we will walk away with the medal count like we always do. too bad your athlete “factories” turn out the same poor quality crap the rest of your country makes. in any real sport, you will always be looking at our backs.
your gold medals for ping pong and shooting a bb gun must make your whole country proud…LOLOLOLOL.
how about finding some chink girls with asses like the black girls..and make up a giant squad for bikini volleyball
Those posters are gay.
I especially love the first one. Yao Ming with the saying “we will beat the Americans”. You guys really sucked in that basketball game. I say “you guys” because the Chinese team sucked so bad, it automatically made all Chinese people suck really bad.
Actually I know you guys are such nationalistic tools that you would feel like you lost face every time a foreign player punked you guys on the court.
Oh and Liu Xiang wasn’t hurt. He pussed out because he knew Bolt would stomp his girly-looking ass into the ground.
I want to see the racist idiots who commented before me to speak now that China has won more gold medals than any other nation in the world. And yes, Chinese athletes won medals in sports other than ping pong and shooting (look up the utter domination of the Chinese weightlifting team). It’s funny how so many people hate on China because they feel threatened. While the US is essentially stagnant in its development (thanks partly to the cowboy you guys put in office…lolz), countries like China are growing at crazy rates. China is already a huge force in the world and it will only get stronger in the very near future.
So yes. Keep talking out of your asses you racist, pee-brained degenerates because talking is the only thing you pussies know how to do.
This movie never show on cinema one…ha