Nanchang Long-Legged Beauty Disappoints Excited Internet Men

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Two weeks ago, someone on Mop.com posted a topic called “Nanchang Rainstorm reveals long-legged beauty, Seeking the help of human flesh search engines:”

Long-legged Nanchang girl wearing boots walking in flood water

There was a brief news story with this picture about the short rainstorm that caused some flooding in Nanchang, China. In addition, the topic-starter also wrote:

This kind of figure, this kind of elegant leg! This really is rare high-quality goods! I am begging the human flesh search engines, please help me find this beautiful girl!

There were almost 1800 replies.

At the beginning, most of the replies were men excited by her long legs:

If I found her, it would be too late for you…

Just playing with these two legs can take up half the night!

If the topic-starter finds her, let me know! This one is worth 2000 RMB a night.

Such white legs, I like…

She walks very gracefully. I approve…

Motherfucker! That is my girlfriend!

I need to calm down, and do some push-ups

Head-turning ability very high

Men looking at long-legged Nanchang girl circled

Some people thought her long legs were not real:

Fuck, 100% fake, there’s definitely something in her shoes.

There is nothing in her shoes! But there are 3 bricks under her feet!

Is it that her legs that are long or is it her pants that are short?

Her lower legs are unrealistically long. Everyone, don’t be fooled. Her lower legs are even longer than the length between her knees to her thighs. Have you ever seen such a monster!!

Many questioned how the human flesh search engines could find her without a picture of her face and only a picture of her back:

Without even a picture of a face, you cannot search shit~

How can we search without a picture of her face?

Others warned against finding out what she really looks like:

Do not search anymore
Just let it be a beautiful memory
What if she turns around and she is “Fu Rong Jie Jie?” [pictures]

No front picture is even better…
Everyone can just fantasize…

See face = 500 years of regret!!

Maybe when she turns around, she turns out to be “Ru Hua.”

One word: Good!
But, I cannot hope to see her face. I am afraid to be disappointed!!!!
A blanket shaped like a penis

After seeing her legs, I do not dare see her face. I am afraid if she turns around, she will scare a cow to death.

Do not count on seeing the face, you will be disappointed. In this, I have much experience~~~

After 1129 replies, she was found and her face revealed…

Speechless.

No, it cannot be…

The front must not be looked upon!

How can her face be so big? This was not how it was supposed to be…

Too scary, I better go back to Mars.

Whoa…we should just continue looking at her back…

After seeing the front, my excitement was immediately calmed.

I am very unexcited now….

Whoa, I saw her after I turned on my monitor and it scared me so much I threw up my lunch.

Okay…legs are still not bad!!!

Well, body is not bad.

Wow, you guys were able to find her with just this.

This reporter is too cruel…

Her face has been revealed. In fact, she was found by a reporter.
Luckily, she is not a beauty. Otherwise I would have been heartbroken if she was and I did not find her earlier.

Already found by a reporter. Her name is Bing Bing, from Harbin, 26 years old, married, husband is from Nanchang.

Damn, I was afraid of her turning around. Suddenly, it is as if we arrived in Jurassic Park.

All the perverts’ dreams were extinguished.
That reporter is a heartless bastard. He should have left everyone with their dreams~

Not bad, still okay to insert.

The internet is truly formidable.  With just a picture of a person’s back, the internet can find who it is.

She was better before she was found.

Love the legs. Do not love the face.

What do you guys think? Are you disappointed?

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38 Responses to “Nanchang Long-Legged Beauty Disappoints Excited Internet Men”

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    DiabloIII
    says:

    her legs >>>>> her face

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    Anonymous
    says:

    the nasty comments about her appearance are probably made by boys with ugly, pimply faces

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    Rob
    says:

    Clearly there are huge differences between Chinese and American standards of beauty! (Curiously contrary to anthropological studies on the subject.)
    To me, an American, this woman has an attractive face.

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    Nanjinged
    says:

    A Chinese butterface…..

    Everything looks good,,, but-her-face

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    mirko
    says:

    Dude she is hot, these monkeys don’t know what they are talking about

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    Veer Left
    says:

    It is sad that people can be hunted down, based solely on their appearance and then ridiculed publicly for it, by anonymous posters who post their ofal under fake names.

    Hey Monkeys! You hunted down this woman by her legs and location. There are videos of college girls gang beating each other for no apparent reason, and a clear video of a demonic woman, who shows her face before KILLING A KITTEN WITH HER STILLETTO HEELS….
    yet you can’t put that bitch on blast?
    This is soooo typical… BTW, I’m sure all the guys that had things to say about that nice looking girls face are all models of male perfection. You know, flat stomachs, bulging muscles and adequate _______…
    Ha!

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    laogao
    says:

    i agree, give her some credit…any guy who tries to say this girl doesn’t have a pretty face is surely gay. or maybe they are disappointed with her face because it’s proof that she’s out of their league. if she had long legs but a deformed face, they might have had a chance with her…

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    Chinamerican
    says:

    Holy damn, that picture makes her look like a giant.

    And come on, let’s be fair here – who looks great 100% of the time when a picture is taken by surprise and full-frontal (as opposed to profile) like that?

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    Anonymous
    says:

    hell, she’s 100% better than Bai Ling!

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    Kamina888
    says:

    Shes not ugly, shes lovely!

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    Anonymous
    says:

    If you silly boys don’t think she’s pretty, you could’ve photo-shopped the face of a beauty queen over the original. Image is everything!

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    dave
    says:

    I’d call her and be her friend.

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    mark liu
    says:

    @mirko & veer left (what kinda of name is this): go fuck yourselfves, you pigs

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    Sexy Fat Buddha
    says:

    I think she’s banging hot.

    Those legs do it for me big time.

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    Veer Left
    says:

    Mark Liu, you pre-pubescent turd, what have we said that makes us PIGS?
    You obviously have a basic grasp of the language that we are using but not the words that we used.
    Explain yourself Markie.

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    Jeff
    says:

    The guys saying she’s ugly are used to spankin’ it to highly photoshopped girls in American magazines…

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    YBN
    says:

    Actually, you can take “American” out of there, it’s a worldwide phenomenon.

    Well, anyways, the very fact that they’re looking and commenting at pictures on the net instead of either actually getting freaky with their girl, or being out there trying to get one, i think that says enough about their loserness already… :)

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    Bob
    says:

    Hell shes not that bad looking

    I didn’t know guys were that spoilt in china. They’ve watched too much japanese porn.

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    Inst
    says:

    how do they know it’s real?

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    hghlndr
    says:

    @Rob: same reason why people who have not seen many Chinese people think they look alike, and vice versa. The face recognition region of your brain needs a lot of exposure to a category (ethnic group) of faces to tell the difference between them and to make judgments on aesthetics. Those guys on Chinese BBS have seen a lot of Chinese faces and their criteria for beauty (at least beauty worth remarking about) might be shifted towards that tail end of the normal distribution for looks. I think she’s slightly above average looking, not ugly, not symmetric enough for a model. The exaggerated cries of ugly are probably more due to disappointment coming from hours imagining a fantasy face than real cries of “do not want”.

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    Bopomofo
    says:

    She’s what we (in America) call a “BUTTER FACE”

    Her body’s hot ….except her FACE!

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    Anonymous
    says:

    BUTT FACE – A guy with a hot bod and ugly face. And there are many!

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    fed up with shallow men
    says:

    There is absolutley nothing with this girl’s looks. I was bemused when I saw her face in relation to the comments, and apparent disappointment by the ‘beauty’ fixated hordes of horny shallow men who trawled the internet to locate, the head attached to the long desirable legs.

    Guys..GET A LIFE! We are supposedly living in a more enlightened era when as someone has already pointed out, we women are now not judged soley on our looks or our ability to be aesthetically pleasing to testoserone imbued brainless males.

    Hmm.. .. I ‘d be very interested to see the faces of all the BLOKES who criticised this young woman’s looks.
    I suspect there would be a few shattered mirrors and not to mention a few deflated egos when the tables were turned, and the girl in question able to answer back and give HER opinion on the men who were so rude about her appearance.
    Nuff said I think…….

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    chris
    says:

    She’s hot if you ask me. But nobody did.

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    thiswonderfulwoman
    says:

    this is a very beautyfull woman

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    aaa
    says:

    How good( or bad) is her face in China?
    Above average? or below average?
    I’d like to hear your opinion (^0^)

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    Dream Scourge
    says:

    She’s reasonable cute, her smile looks nice, tho’ she may not be the most attractive person in the world, if you compare her to the average Chinese woman rather than to Chinese models then she rates rather highly, Not that the looks should be that paramount.

    ‘fed up with shallow men’ says it all, tho’ it is rather interesting that the most derogatory comments come from people with asian names.

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      Lexxam
      says:

      That’s because they are white ass worshippers and have no taste. Chinese or people of East Asian origin are so beautiful…there can be no comparason. Whites can be
      beautiful from 15 – 22 and start to wane fast thereafter. Asians don’t wane until after 55.

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    Lexxam
    says:

    You bunch of guys don’t know how to appreciate a beautiful Chinese girl…she is top of line natural beauty…not the sleazy type white sluts. Come on fellas, she is beautiful.

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    Lexxam
    says:

    Not a soul vouch for this beautiful girl with cute legs?
    Readers here are not too sophiscated.

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    LiL
    says:

    hell ya! Imagine if you were on top of her! your dick would tell you the truth!!!

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    Moi
    says:

    I don’t know what your problem is, to me she looks beautiful AND natural, lovely and simple.

    You don’t deserve for a girl like her to give you the time of day, go back to your photoshopped “beauties” you wankers!

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    groupercheeks
    says:

    love to have her legs around my leck and eating out her pussy…YUM

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    kitty
    says:

    Well, the truth is white men do not know what chinese beauty is, they just jump onto any asian woman they see and say they are beauty.

    she is very very normal looking tbh, and yes, her head is slightly larger than normal. possible “ren yao”.

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    Robert Manko
    says:

    This is a beautiful girl, if any scum says otherwise,
    their type of taste belongs to the zoo. Her legs are magnificient and her looks rivals any world class models.
    I should know, I’m a beauty judge. Comments by zoo keepers and gawkers? keep it to yourself!!

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    Siming
    says:

    According to the comments above, Americans have no taste~~~ How could this be called butiful, haha, looks like low standard is for people in the stats. CUP!

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    anon
    says:

    I’ll bet the boys making ugly comments about the woman look like pigs and are losers.

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