Perverted Girls, Experiences By Chinese Men: Part 2

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Continued from Part 1, here are more translated experiences of Chinese men with perverted girls posted on a popular KDS topic titled: “Everyone who has encountered the dirtiest/most perverted girls, what experiences have you had?

The lou zhu (original poster of the topic) wrote:

Everyone says men are perverted/dirty, but actually there are perverted girls also. Everyone, share your experiences.

Replies from KDS:

晴天雨:

There are still some difference between a girl being perverted/horny and a guy being perverted/horny, they are more reserved.

Once I was eating with a few friends, eating barbecue or something I forgot…the kind where you need to put your legs/feet down into a hole under the table, and the person next to me used her foot underneath the table to touch me, and what more, she kept going higher and higher…on the surface she was still just chatting with the other people, haha, I think this kind is the most interesting.

模子熊猫:

Every time we ooxx [have sex], she requests to be on top.
She voluntarily sucks my nipples.
She likes pulling my JJ to bed.
She likes walking around naked after taking a bath, then pressing herself on my body rocking around, using my clothes to help her dry her body…

山崎龙二:

Was forced to go watch “Xi Yang Yang Hui Tai Lang“.
In the last row, was forced to allow her to give me a BJ.

[I] helplessly watched Xi Yang Yang while getting a BJ.

哈哈:

Summer, after swimming at the beach, everyone wore their swimming suits to the restaurant where we got a private room to eat, with me, a young girl, the young girl’s boyfriend. Me and the young girl were sitting across from each other, while the young girl’s boyfriend sat next to her. The young girl was chatting with us while drinking orange juice, while using her foot to rub my jj under the table, and eventually using her toe to pull down my swimming shorts, using her foot to masturbate me, fuck, good thing I was covered with a tower, otherwise I bet I would have been screwed if discovered by her bf. In the end, I ejaculated on the young girl’s leg. Not sure how she took care of that.

虹口小新:

In a private room [in a nightclub or KTV], she directly pulled me onto her body, and mumbled: “X, I really want you to fuck me!”

I was immediately erect!

龌俚龌龊:

Uh…
Went to a bar/nightclub together…she drank a little and started hugging/holding me saying it was hot…
then I became drunk too and in a daze, we went to get a room…
and so my first time [virginity] was lost this way…downloading

Dohigh:

After a ONS [one night stand], the young girl asked me to call another girl to have a threesome.
I declined, afraid of it being fraud/a trick.
Actually, now that I think about it, I rather regret [my decision].

DJ-Maimai:

The moment a woman becomes perverted/horny, a man basically will be unable to control himself, unless this woman’s appearance is too disgusting.

There are also a lot of young girls who are intentionally perverted to capture your heart. Hehe

小悟空大人:

Once I helped a friend drive on an outing. We were in front. While I was driving, she suddenly pulled down my fly, pulled out my little brother [penis], and lowered her head down to suck. I was surprised, and it felt so good I almost pounded the steering wheel wildly.

GrayHeaven:

Girl 1: At a bar/nightclub, she pulled me to the restroom, but there no open toilets, so she pulled me to the sofa across the restroom, opened my fly, gave me a handjob, then a BJ, and all I could do was laugh nervously to the people across from us.
Girl 2: Said she no longer wanted to be a virgin, told me to go open a room for us, then told me to find another guy to join us…

To be continued…we will translate more soon.

What perverted girl experiences do you have? Or are you too shy to share?

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49 Responses to “Perverted Girls, Experiences By Chinese Men: Part 2”

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    Cryptozoologist
    says:

    Met a Chinese girl working at a convenience store here in Korea, I flirted with her and asked her out, the first night she suggested we buy beer and head to my apartment, that night we had sex.

    She’s in my shower again tonight. Much better than a Korean girl.

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    bu
    says:

    overall, chinese are stupid, and are still learning how to flirt

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    Jay K
    says:

    oh please keep coming (pun intended) with these posts! its naughty girls like this that make keyboards sticky…my poor macbook

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    Icedew
    says:

    Girls need to be less uptight and let out them perverted behaviours! Helps men’s image from always looking like the bad guy just because he wants a little sex.

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    Ken
    says:

    The comments seem more like erotic fantasies from young Chinese guys still wanking at home

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      lostinsz
      says:

      My thoughts also.

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        Kai
        says:

        Cripes, I can’t believe you guys. Instead of being happy for your fellow brothers who are having some wild experiences where no one is getting hurt, you simply couldn’t control yourselves and just had to bring in some doubt with a racial factor. What’s the point, guys? Is it because they’re Chinese guys or what?

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          gth793y
          says:

          Its not really a racial factor but cultural.

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            Kai
            says:

            Maybe. Not much better either way and I still think it’s incredibly pathetic for them to feel so threatened by some Chinese guys sharing their sexual experiences. Why does anyone feel necessary to puff up their own race/culture and/or put down another’s? This is one dick-camparing contest that really isn’t necessary. Enjoy the stories, and let the racial or cultural insecurities rest.

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            Mike Fish
            says:

            Cultural? Really? Then you don’t live in China. And this stuff ain’t anything new. Chinese girls, like all the rest of their fair sex, have been wild from the get go. If you don’t know it then it must be YOU, not them.

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          Zuo Ai
          says:

          DAaayumn, Kai, u have such a bug up your ass about this racial shit, u are messed up man. I bet u scream at ur TV when u see a cartoon and the Chinese character is “too yellow”. I thought the same thing reading this (as Ken), most of these stories sound like made up fantasies to me. I’ve had my fair share of wild experiences in Shanghai nightclubs, and a few less reputable establishments(KTV’s), to believe that most of this stuff is true.

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            B. Prichard
            says:

            The problem here is that these stories are so remarkably tame. The “Chinese” part was totally unnecessary. These do, in fact, sound like the fantasies 14 year olds of indeterminate race who lack creativity.

            I guess maybe the internet has just raised my expectations of perversion too high . . .

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          ken
          says:

          Racial factor? What are you talking about? The comments were made on a Chinese bulletin board, so we all assume they are Chinese guys. Or do you have a better suggestion?

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          MonkeyBoy
          says:

          God Kai, you really know how to take down a guy’s boner.

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      Moo Goo Kai Pan
      says:

      So what if they really are all made-up fantasies? At least they’re showing their imagination. A lot of good ol’ Christian boys in the US wouldn’t even allow themselves to have these kinds of thoughts.

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    Hartnell
    says:

    I’ve had a couple of nice ones, two with the same girl. Our second date, we went to a bar in Houhai and sat at a table. The bar wasn’t packed, and we were sitting beside each other facing the actual bar. After some heavy making out, she touched my JJ through my pants. She did the typical “ooo it’s so big” thing that girls all do to make us feel manly so I said “The real thing feels even better”, after which she proceded to undo my belt buckle, unzip my pants, and give me handjob right there.
    Third date was in a movie theatre. First I was in her pants, then she was down on me for a BJ, she swallowed it all too. I’ll never be able to watch “the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” again!!
    There have been a few others, but she was the dirtiest and by far the sexiest and best.
    I feel a little guilty telling these stories, but if she’s out there reading this – I’ll never forget you!!

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      link
      says:

      Wow. You are surely a lucky guy

      I wish to have a girl friend like that. Dont mind that my gf give me bj at all. Any time. Haha

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      Somethin Somethin
      says:

      Almost didnt believe it till you mentioned the movie. Did she call you Aslan while you were getting it on? Had the same thing happen to me in “American Outlaws” worst movie(best head) I ever saw.

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    Blah
    says:

    Where can I find the rest of the pictures sets?

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    ImmortalTechnique
    says:

    A girl I dated has a story to tell after dating me: Off we went to a nightclub with a few private KTV rooms on the top floor with one-way see through windows. At the peak of the night, I told her let’s go grab a KTV room, since nobody was on the top floor and they were all empty. We get in the room, and she goes down on me. From the window I can see people hanging around maybe just a few feet away from us, but they couldn’t see us. Then the KTV/Maitre D’ of the nightclub walks in (while I was pounding her reverse cowgirl style), and the broad doesn’t even flinch, just walks, turns off the TV in the room, and walks out. My girl and I just look at each other with a real WTF look, and then continued pounding away…

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    Sid
    says:

    do you people even know what “perverted” means ? look it up in the dictionary

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    Lannister
    says:

    Uh, Kai, I don’t think it’s a racial thing, stop being so sensitive. The story about the girl sitting next to her boyfriend who pulled down his swim trunks with her toes and then jacked him off with her feet – and he came on her leg – was clearly fake, and probably written by someone who has never even kissed a girl before.

    By the way, none of these stories are perverted.

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      Kai
      says:

      Lannister, please provide evidence of that story being “clearly fake”. My whole criticism of people like you is how much you feel compelled to argue these stories as fake, how much you feel compelled to put down the story-tellers either as “young Chinese guys still wanking at home” or “someone who has never even kissed a girl before.”

      You don’t KNOW these people. So what’s motivating you to make such assumptions about them? What’s motivating you to be so CERTAIN about your doubts? Why would you even go out on a limb to declare any of these stories to be “clearly” fake? Is it because it hasn’t happened or doesn’t happen for you? And if it hasn’t happened for you, it can’t happen for others? Why bother? What’s at stake for you?

      You see, I’m commenting because I think this mentality and behavior is embarrassingly revealing about some people’s priorities. If someone is going to make baseless accusations, probably motivated by prejudices, I’m inclined to say something. What about you? Are you here to call these stories fake without evidence, or are you here to defend those that would call these stories fake without evidence? Or both?

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        Zuo Ai
        says:

        kai, u make baseless accusations all the damn time, you’re making them right now about peoples’ motivations for commenting!

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        gth793y
        says:

        Kai, rest assured I am not sipping on any Haterade.

        It is this very story Lannister pointed out that raised my suspicion. Unless this girl is trained in the circus since age 7, I doubt the dexterity of her feet is at such an advanced stage that she can perform those things while sitting down next to her boyfriend and carrying on a conversation about how nice the day is.

        While I’m not suggesting all of the stories are false, but many of them, obvious ones like this is fabricated. My cynicism is not rooted in envy or prejudice, but out of critical skepticism, and I believe that is important enable to filter any information we receive, especially on internet forums.

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          Kai
          says:

          gth793y,

          Expressing skepticism on the basis of dexterity is different from expressing doubt on explicit presumptions about “young Chinese guys wanking at home” or “someone who has never even kissed a girl before.”

          Look, the point of my objection is not to argue that these stories are guaranteed real. I don’t know if they’re real any more than Lannister knows they are “clearly fake”. The point of my objection is precisely against those comments I suspect as being, as you put it, “rooted in envy or prejudice”. I don’t think my comments thus far have suggested anything else.

          I’m not so eager to declare that this particular story Lannister referenced is “fabricated”. I see little motive (what, some internet cred?) for doing so. I also don’t think dexterity is dispositive. She was sitting across from him, not beside him. From the description, her boyfriend could either be sitting parralel or at a right angle to her. Either way, we have no idea how much space is under the table or how her boyfriend’s position would render the ability to perform such a feat suspect. I know plenty of people who can do two things at once, especially women. I just don’t see anything that is obviously suspicious about this story.

          You are, of course, free to think otherwise, and I have no problems with entertaining the arguments for them, as long as they’re not premised on, tainted with, or followed with some petty racial/cultural prejudice. Critical skepticism and critical thinking is great. I’m all for them. I’m all for taking all information we receive, especially from the internet, with a grain of salt. I don’t, however, think Ken or Lannister were exercising critical skepticism. Do you?

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            Zuo Ai
            says:

            @Lannister, I agree with you, and I thought a few other ones were suspect too. They just give off the vibe of the type of sex stories which make their rounds through high schools and are based on wild imaginations.

            @Kai: simply coming to the same conclusion as Lann and gth793 through skepticism of stated dexterity or a number of other factors, then assuming an opinion that most likely Chinese men posted those statements, is it really that hard to imagine the statement “young Chinese guys wanking at home” as someone’s attempt at simply a more accurate description than saying “young guys wanking it at home”? Then to even go off on someone who states “written by someone who’s never kissed a girl before”! Can’t you see the similar images formed by these statements apart from a racial and just from a personality standpoint?

            Well, let me clear it up a little for you Kai, it is possible that they (the posters) are stating that some of these stories sound as if they are made up by men inexperienced in actual sexual behaviour. Guys with more imagination and less experience. Adding “Chinese” could be looked at the same as if someone were to say “young college guys wanking at home”, just another descriptive adjective, which would be understandable if the thread came from a college bbs. As it is, the thread is from China.

            But no, here comes Kai and his inevitable defense of Chinese honor in the face of imagined prejudice. Then, you just HAVE to go on and justify your hypocrisy which boils down to: “Yes, I am assuming the premise of someone’s post is prejudiced, I can do that because I think they are, but if they think these stories are BS, then that is because they are prejudice (which means they are wrong, I’m right).”

            Everyone take out their little red books and flip to the chapter on “hypocritical tactics” (loosely translated). I’m curious as to what evidence you have which lends any of these stories credence Kai? Is it the word of an internet poster? It can’t be, we’ve already seen your distrust of those who even mention the word “Chinese” in their posts.

            PS, your diatribe on the girls “dexterity”, which seems to me a pathetically veiled attempt to justify your position, was hilarious. I wonder what your facial expression would be if some girl was jerking you off at a restaurant, under the table, boyfriend present at the same table, with her feet… I’d imagine that “noticeably altered” would not be a far stretch.

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            Kai
            says:

            Zuo Ai,

            Then, you just HAVE to go on and justify your hypocrisy which boils down to: “Yes, I am assuming the premise of someone’s post is prejudiced, I can do that because I think they are, but if they think these stories are BS, then that is because they are prejudice (which means they are wrong, I’m right).”

            Actually, what you wrote is more like circular reasoning, not hypocrisy.

            You’re right about the descriptors and adjectives, they could be entirely innocuous and I’m reading too much into them. Or, I could be right. I don’t think we’ll ever really know because ultimately, it boils down to what they themselves say and what the rest of us think. They can admit, deny, or not respond.

            I’ve explained why I have my suspicions of prejudice, based upon their words, which I’ve quoted. I’ve also openly asked them to explain why they are so certain these stories are “clearly fake”. Yes, I happen to think there’s some prejudice in there. You don’t. We don’t have to agree. We should at least agree that they have little foundation to say “clearly fake”.

            I’m curious as to what evidence you have which lends any of these stories credence Kai?

            You haven’t been reading.

            we’ve already seen your distrust of those who even mention the word “Chinese” in their posts.

            Before I respond to this, is that an accusation or a misrepresentation?

            PS, your diatribe on the girls “dexterity”, which seems to me a pathetically veiled attempt to justify your position, was hilarious. I wonder what your facial expression would be if some girl was jerking you off at a restaurant, under the table, boyfriend present at the same table, with her feet… I’d imagine that “noticeably altered” would not be a far stretch.

            You lack imagination, or experience.

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            250
            says:

            Ok I’m here to put this argument to rest. It seems to me you are going round in circles. What clearly needs to be done is a recreation of the experiment under different conditions.
            There seems to be a few different factors effecting the possible result: size of table, size of foot (no mention of more than one foot used in the account) and toes, size of cock, and retardation of boyfriend.
            So of course i went home, invited a few buddies over, modified my table, put on wig and did some serious scientific research. In lieu of various levels of retardation we conducted it on a number of beers drunk scale.
            Here are the results:
            1. A fat cock is almost impossible to fit between your toes.
            Conclusion: If it did happen he had a pencil thin cock.

            2. Flexing your foot at the ankle, while it is raised to seated cock level leads to a build up of lactic acid fast. (you can try that one at home)
            Conclusion: If it did happen and they used this method he was either a fast cummer or she has extremely strong ankles.

            3. Bending at the knee, causes your knee to almost always hit the bottom of an averaged size table and causes your whole body to convulse at higher speeds.
            Conclusion: If it did happen the table was abnormally high, boyfriend heavily retarded, or the girlfriend told her boyfriend she was having an epileptic seizure.

            4. Men always pull a face when they come.
            Conclusion: if it did happen the boyfriend was heavily retarded so not to notice and/or the man in question explained it away as having gas.

            So overall, if he was average, she was average, the boyfriend was average, and the table was average, it probably didn’t happen.
            However, if his was a poker faced-pencilpenis-premature ejaculater (Pusan Playa, was it you?) and she was a strong ankled, gap-toed woman with a history of epilepsy, and her boyfriend was a heavily sedated mental reject, then it definitely could have happened.

            You can’t argue with science boys, you can’t argue with science.
            250 out.

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            Kai
            says:

            250,

            LoL, in the spirit of the sport, I have to point out a few things, including some factors you may have overlooked in addition to those you’ve already considered:

            1a. I don’t think the story said she gave him a toejob, only that she used her feet to stimulate him to ejaculation. As any red-blooded male here will (hopefully) agree, there are plenty of fetishists (and corresponding pr0n) involving just that.

            1b. We can’t conclude the size of the cock involved. We can make a semi-educated guess that if the participant was of Asian descent, then there’s a statistical probability that his penis isn’t longer than, say, the average black guy’s. Not sure about the statistics on girth, though, so I’m not sure we can say “pencil” dick, even if we can make guesses about the length of that pencil. Of course, even our guesses, however premised on available statistics, couldn’t let us be certain of the guy’s dick size.

            2a. No indication that flexing of the foot was done or maintained for lactic acid to build up to intolerable levels. I imagine she wouldn’t just develop a cramp and maintain it. I imagine she’s smart enough to change positions and flexing to deal with build up of lactic acid.

            2b. He very well could’ve came quite quickly. The mind is the body’s largest sex organ and the excitement of the experience or any number of other factors (tiredness, mental stimulation, etc.) could’ve made him more susceptible to ejaculating. There’s no reason to assume there must be X amount of manual stimulation for a man to ejaculate given how many factors influence it.

            3a. Sitting at most average tables, one would have to RAISE their leg for their knee to hit the underside of the table. I imagine she was merely outstretching her leg, which wouldn’t bring her knee up to the underside of the table. There’s also no reason to assume she had to manually stimulate the guy’s penis in an up and down motion. Again, please refer to relevant pr0n. Even in an up and down motion, there’s still enough space under the table to move up and down, especially given that your entire leg would be a lever. The knee would travel upward less than the foot in that situation.

            3b. Why would there be a convulsion? Are you talking about hitting the funny bone? See above.

            4a. Not true. In my experience, the amount of involuntary facial reaction is a function of restraint coupled with the amount of continued manual stimulation after orgasming. In other words, once you hit climax, the more your nerves are subject to continued stimulation in those few seconds, the more likely your restraint is going to be overwhelmed. However, hitting climax and then removing stimulation often means plenty of ejaculate but not much happy and satisfying feelings to register on your face.

            4b. Hence, there’s no reason to assume the boyfriend was retarded or that the orgasm should’ve been so overwhelming that the guy had to make a face at all, or a face that couldn’t have been explained away. Hell, we shouldn’t even assume the boyfriend was paying that much attention to the face of the guy. He could’ve been busy eating, drinking, looking at his girlfriend, or looking at something else entirely. Even if the guy had a major “O” face, the boyfriend could’ve missed it for those few seconds. Entirely plausible.

            So overall, we definitely can’t argue with science, if the science is science, which your hypotheticals are not. Ultimately, critical thinking here suggests we cannot conclude that the story is true or false. It’s the writer’s word vs. the doubter’s word. Even with a witness, it’d still be hearsay testimony. We’d need something like a video.

            And my whole point is that there’s no reason to so readily declare something as “clearly fake” when there’s nothing substantive enough to invoke such clarity. Being skeptical is one thing, but declaring something to be fake without any evidence is NOT skepticism, it is presumption, and presumption is based on something. Now, that something may be racial/cultural prejudice (as I felt) or it could be a consideration of the mechanics of such a feat (as you’ve humorously indulged us) or it could be a lack of imagination/experience.

            Whatever it is, I explained why I suspected racial/cultural prejudice, but I also openly asked what the reason is. Neither Ken nor Lannister have decided to offer their reasons, but Zuo Ai, gth793y, and you have offered some of your reasons, which is good, but still doesn’t necessarily speak for Ken and Lannister, right? I know Zuo Ai just finds me disagreeable (past history on CNR) while gth793y and you are considering the mechanics. As I said to gth793y, I’m all for entertaining the arguments for your skepticism “as long as they’re not premised on, tainted with, or followed with some petty racial/cultural prejudice.” I’ve entertained them above, and like any good science, I peer reviewed your experiments and pointed out potential problem areas or oversights.

            I still don’t find the story that hard to believe. I still disagree with anyone who wants to declare it being “clearly fake” or assert it being “fabricated”. I still suspect racial/cultural prejudices, perhaps subconscious in Ken and Lannister’s statements. I’m still willing to give them the benefit of the doubt if they deny it and acknowledge that they spoke with unjustified certainty. I’m still willing to discuss the mechanics of the testified feat.

            But are we still all willing to acknowledge that we can’t prove the story as fake or true either way? That any statement overstepping that fact is indeed, well, overstepping? That insisting upon such certainty when certainty cannot be had suggests some motivation? So what is that motivation? What is the motivation for being so certain when we can’t be certain at all?

            I think of religious people who insist that their god is real yet must acknowledge there’s no way they can objectively prove their god to be real. They have a motivation. It may not be the motivation I accuse, but I’m still waiting for that motivation. What is it?

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          250
          says:

          I guess it’s time to put my wig on again….
          First, you described my experiment as ‘hypothetical’????!!!!!Are you calling me a lier, why would i lie about such a thing…is it because i’m white???? No need to reply to that, we both have a sense of humour.
          After repeating the experiment i found the best way would be to rest your foot on the chair between his legs and gently rub with the sole of your foot/toes. However this would cause him to cum in his pants if not exposed. If exposed (as in the post) it would cause him to cum (depending on the power) on his stomach, chest or face.
          The only way to cum on her leg (as the commenter described) would be the ‘toe-job’ described and tested earlier.
          p.s. The convulsing comes from trying to move your leg at wanking speed. (try it)

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            Kai
            says:

            250,

            No need to reply to that, we both have a sense of humour.

            Haha, cheers.

            Where he comes depends on the angle of his erection and, even then, how erect he is. We can’t assume he’s completely hard or that him being completely hard results in a straight up woody. You’re also right on how much firing power, that’s another variable we can’t make assumptions about given the information. I don’t think the toejob is the only explanation for cumming on her leg though. Again, too many variables.

            As for convulsing from wanking speed, we can’t assume she was wanking with her feet in the sense as one would give a guy a handjob or a wank. She could’ve just been playing footsie with his penis, stroking it as she could with her feet, perhaps without any intention of bringing him to ejaculation. He could’ve came entirely from the danger, excitement, novelty, or mental stimulation of her act.

            Again, cheers.

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            Teacher in China
            says:

            @250
            I think “heavily retarded” is going to be my new catch phrase.
            And
            “So overall, if he was average, she was average, the boyfriend was average, and the table was average, it probably didn’t happen.
            However, if his was a poker faced-pencilpenis-premature ejaculater (Pusan Playa, was it you?) and she was a strong ankled, gap-toed woman with a history of epilepsy, and her boyfriend was a heavily sedated mental reject, then it definitely could have happened.”

            is just about the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read all year – excpet maybe “grandfather cock-sucking gate”, coined by Kai way back when.
            By the way, I thought you were changing your name to Monkeytron (or whatever it was FDLR called you)?

            Cheers man, great post!

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            karl
            says:

            you three polluted this precious posts thread .
            go arguing somewhere else

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    Frank
    says:

    Kai:

    Perfectly said! Well done!

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    Teacher in China
    says:

    Can we get back on the topic, guys? Perverted girl stories!!!
    I dated a girl very briefly here in China who had a rape fantasy. Our first time in bed together, she started moaning for me to hit her; as if that didn’t put me off enough, she then started saying “rape me, rape me”. Afterwards, she admitted it to me, and said that she would love to set up some sort of rape scenario for me and her. I respectfully declined. I’m all for helping people live out fantasies, but I decided to draw the line at something I could actually be arrested for if a misunderstanding occurred.
    I’d say that story qualifies as perverted more than most of the other stories here – any others??

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      Kai
      says:

      LoL, I’ve encountered likewise though, unlike you, I didn’t think as far as getting arrested for a misunderstanding! I’ll have to keep that in mind though. Anyway, I simply find it really hard to role-play without laughing. Some light hair-pulling and spanking I’m willing to do, but I’m personally not really down for any serious pain. Just not my style or preference.

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        Teacher in China
        says:

        Yeah, I guess I wouldn’t be that paranoid about it usually, except that the original incident happened on the first date, and the rape fantasy thing came out shortly after. I still really didn’t know her that well, so all I saw were bad outcomes…
        Role-play can be really fun if both people consent and get into it. Haven’t found any Chinese girls that are really into it yet though (although every model – real or wanna be – that has a sina blog seems to do at least one “nurse costume” photo shoot). What about you?

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    superoo... sup?
    says:

    I have quite a few stories while living here, but here are 3 I can remember…

    1- Not long after I arrived me and a friend went to a nightclub, he could speak pretty good Chinese and mine at he time was pretty shitty. He taught me how to say “you wanna dance” so I used it, started dancing with a girl getting pretty close. After that we went to the bar and sat down, she couldn’t speak English either so we had nothing to say. At that time I just wanted to take her home but didn’t know how to say it. So I drew a picture of a house on a napkin and pointed at it, she took my hand lead me to a taxi and we rooted all night.

    2- Picked up a girl at a bar, started dancing. This time my Chinese was much better. We decided to go back to my house so we took a taxi. AS we got in her friend jumped in the cab too. I thought this could be really good or really bad. We got back to mine and all got in bed, things were going well. Started making out with the girl I originally picked up, then her friend started jacking me off. But once the other girl noticed she got pissed off and told her to stop it, and she did. After that the girl I was with strips down and starts riding me. In the mean time, her friend was reading a book right next to us and asking her in Chinese “how is it”? “Is it comfortable”? They were basically having a conversation while I was slamming her. She couldn’t talk much but kept saying 哦,爽,爽

    3- Picked up another girl, we were both pretty drunk and had average sex before we passed out. Woke up in the morning to a BJ then started up again. She kept asking me to call her a slut and a bitch and to slap her around. Never really been into that, so slapped her softly. She kept saying harder, so while giving her doggy I was slapping her arse and she was moaning loudly. Little did I know that my Chinese room mate and his gf were watching TV right next my room and could hear slapping and moaning. His gf kept asking whats going on in there, so he just turned up the TV and said nothing.

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    Brandon
    says:

    Stories?! ive got pently,wht u want to share is be aware dirty bj, i got some problem with my dick now…chinese gal mouth isnt that clean, biatch

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    Ming
    says:

    Seriously, the whole site is so perverted and desperatly needs a life!

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