Girl Says No Car No Marriage, Boy Buys Ferrari 360

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Ferrari 360 Modena owned by a Chinese netizen who claims he bought it because his girlfriend would not marry him if he did not buy a car.

From Mop:

I love her too much and truly cannot leave her, but she is too materialistic. After returning from Singapore, she seems to have become a different person, and since then I have been very unhappy within my heart with her change. Today, I went to her house, and the topic of marriage came up. Her family is all very satisfied with me and I did not say anything, but she actually said in front of her family that if I do not buy a car then we cannot marry. MB, it is not as if I cannot afford a car, and in my anger, I ordered an F1 360 Modena. It is not necessary to say how much I spent, but now I regret it. First, I do not care about cars at all and the money for the car was from my father’s bank account (I do not have that ability), so now I feel deeply guilty. Second, I now realize I no longer love her, she does not deserve my love, and now my heart is very troubled.

Here are a few pictures, sigh:

A black Ferrari 360 Modena. Is it owned by this Mop BBS forum user?

A Chinese netizen says he bought this car because his girlfriend would not marry him if he did not have a car.

Does this Mop user really own this Ferrari?

And finally a picture of myself:

A user with the name teayeon says this is his picture.

Comments:

I was wondering what the LZ was doing after coming to me a few days ago asking to borrow my car.
Borrowing my car is one thing, but also posting my pictures on the internet?
Kao.

Give it to me, give it to me…I like this car.

LZ please do not zhuangbibility, zhuangbibility will lead to leipibility!
[This was the original comment, it was written in English. Does anyone understand what it means?]

In the day you have a car to drive. At night, you have a car to ride. What is there to be unhappy about?

Are you talking about Kaixin001?

Do you dare make public where your dad’s money comes from???

Give the car to me. Give the girl to me too.

The West always criticizes China for not effectively cracking down on pirated/fake goods, because while there is a world-wide limit of 7 Ferraris, the eighth one will appear in China. So the LZ also likes pirated/fake things all along~~~

An F360 is an F360.
Where did F1 360 come from?
You bought a car but do not know the model?

Are all these abnormal post topics real? This question has troubled me for many years…

Big brother [meaning is like "buddy"], this is obviously a F430, stop farting [pretending/lying] here.

Big man!
It is difficult just thinking of surviving on my own after graduating from university.

We are poor, can only drive tractors, and truly envy the LZ!

Since you do not love cars and you also no longer love your girlfriend, just give your girlfriend to someone else, and leave your car to me.

Girlfriend said if there is no transportation, then she will not go out. In my anger, I bought a plane.

Brother, give the car to me! ~To avoid you seeing it and feeling heartbroken!!!

I use this car to go get soy sauce.

Yet again I witness the LZ drinking Sanlu.

It will be fine if you love cars later, girls are plenty.

What is the big deal? My girlfriend said she will not marry even if I have a car, so in my anger, I crashed my Ferrari.

Yes, get rid of her, MB who does she think she is? I bet if the Louzhu married her he would also not have a good marriage.

I love her too much and truly cannot leave her, but she is too materialistic. After returning from Singapore, she seems to have become a different person, and since then I have been very unhappy within my heart with her change. Today, I went to her house, and the topic of marriage came up. Her family is all very satisfied with me and I did not say anything, but she actually said in front of her family that if I do not buy a car then we cannot marry. MB, it is not as if I cannot afford a car, and in my anger, I ordered a 28 “quan” bicycle. It is not necessary to say how much I spent, but now I regret it. First, I do not care about cars at all and the money for the car was from my father’s bank account (I do not have that ability), so now I feel deeply guilty. Second, I now realize I no longer love her, she does not deserve my love, and now my heart is very troubled.

Find another girl, this girl would be marrying your car, not you.

How can you prove that the car is your’s?? Wow [you are so impressive].
Is any Ferrari conveniently parked on the street suddenly your’s???
Then come and take a look at my Rolls Royce!

It would be better for you to crash this car in front of her,
to let her understand,
that a car is no big deal to you!!!

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75 Responses to “Girl Says No Car No Marriage, Boy Buys Ferrari 360”

  1. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Anonymous westerner
    says:

    That’s funny.

  2. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Samael
    says:

    ‘in my anger, I ordered an F1 360 Modena.’

    lol wut.

  3. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Jason
    says:

    From my experience, zhuang bi 装逼 is like being ‘a poser’. Someone who tries to hard to be a certain way and it’s obvious to everyone. But also someone who makes a complaint about something, or a post like this, when it’s obvious they’re doing it just to show off.
    So, I think commenter is saying that this post itself is 装逼. The 雷劈 thing is just warning him. ‘Do like this and you’ll be struck down!’ Or something like that.
    The whole ‘-ibility’ thing makes no sense. His English is just incorrect there.

  4. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Kai
    says:

    LoL, I like the idiot who thinks he’s all knowledgeable and tries to call the LZ out by saying it is an F430 and not an F360 Modena. Smooth.

  5. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Sue
    says:

    Nice car, but the tiles in the driveway belong in a public toilet.

  6. Vote -1 Vote +1 -3
    Sexy Fat Buddha
    says:

    Man with a set of wheels like that I’d be driving down to Babyface, open the door and be like ‘bitches, get in!’.

  7. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    chengdude
    says:

    Not sure what sort of conclusions we should be drawing from this…

    …virtuous Mainland girls go to Singapore and come back money-grubbing hos?

    …never give your kid the PIN number?

    …all the money in the world can’t buy you common sense?

    …the F360 is a gorgeous car?

    …anyone who wears jackets with epaulets, rolled up sleeves and a turned up collar deserves all the grief heaped upon him?

  8. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    USTCer
    says:

    Check you level of Mandarin with the following sentence :)

    Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

  9. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Anonymous westerner
    says:

    Someone needs to kick his ugly ass back into the barbershop he cuts hair in.

  10. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Kirk
    says:

    Soy sauce. Classic. I just laughed so suddenly that my sinus cleared.

  11. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    evilracistwitedood
    says:

    I get this problem all the time.

    Coincidentally i heard that the 1st ferrari in shanghai wa bought by an afhgan and he used to just park outside the high school gates, open the door and let the chicks fight over who gets in today.

  12. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Herbie
    says:

    “Coincidentally i heard that the 1st ferrari in shanghai wa bought by an afhgan and he used to just park outside the high school gates, open the door and let the chicks fight over who gets in today.”

    Nothing wrong with Afghans, better drivers than German shepherds.

  13. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Jay
    says:

    Shanghai is full of materialistic people but the young women are the worst. Any woman that says she’ll marry only if she gets a car, or a whatever, should be automatically disqualified for marriage.

  14. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Peteryang
    says:

    shanghai is capitalism at its best.

  15. Vote -1 Vote +1
    duh
    says:

    shanghai is crap at its best

  16. Vote -1 Vote +1
    krdr
    says:

    I think that this is male version of girl that spent 60 000 kuais or coal owner daughter. Why there’s no pic of him near car? ‘Cause he don’t have car. Maybe guy just want to find a girl (maybe even marry). Maybe, someone wants to bring trouble to guy from pics, a classical setup.

    I found “zhuangbibility, zhuangbibility will lead to leipibility” comment quite understandable.

    …and maybe his father is Huang Guangyu…

  17. Vote -1 Vote +1
    krdr
    says:

    And, there is Ferrari 360 Modena, with F1 electrohydraulic shift. Problem is that this model is not in production.

  18. Vote -1 Vote +1
    will
    says:

    @herbie..

    nice joke

  19. Vote -1 Vote +1
    too yellow
    says:

    yeah, 360 is out of production for quite a while, wonder how he ordered it. Top Gear £10000 Supercar Challenge?

  20. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Bob
    says:

    I dont understand why Chinese find these joke posts so funny.

    They are getting pretty boring now.

  21. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Frank
    says:

    Sound like a fake story but anyway typical of a young Chinese punk with a rich daddy case. What’s new in china. Go down to babyface and you find lots of these punks. Wonder where their daddy get all these money?

  22. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Veer Left
    says:

    Through honorable means no doubt. Silly Laowai, you will NEVER eeEEEVEEERRRRRRR understand us.

    TIC baby!

    This
    Is
    China

  23. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Lassie the Lada owner
    says:

    “Silly Laowai, you will NEVER eeEEEVEEERRRRRRR understand us.”

    If you spell like that, no wonder!

  24. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Crystal
    says:

    @ USTcer – BEST LINE EVER!

    “Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability. “

  25. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    Ark
    says:

    His father should have squirted him onto the wall

  26. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    Yang
    says:

    Is there a picture of the girl?

  27. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Baoru
    says:

    I think this is very fake. Then post a picture of himself (or not)??

    chengdude: “…virtuous Mainland girls go to Singapore and come back money-grubbing hos?” I thought the same thing. Hehehehehe…tsk tsk…Singapore makes Mainland girls more materialistic?

  28. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Camela
    says:

    All of the above, chengdude, all of the above.

    What’s this “babyface” place some of you are talking about?

  29. Vote -1 Vote +1
    fireworks
    says:

    Here we go again why some guys are real players. Some girls just treat guys as their door mat, piggy bank account and pimp daddy.

    This guy should have spurn his girlfriend, tell her with the money he has, he can get a better girlfriend who will treat him right.

    The thing is mainland people go to Singapore and they think they are so much more wealthier and all that… The thing is wait until they have gone to Hong Kong or Monaco.

    HK has the highest ratio of Rolls Royce per capital in the world and Monaco is the rich bastards playground. Now that is real class.

  30. Vote -1 Vote +1 -3
    Rick in China
    says:

    If it’s true, the fact the kids father gives him access to millions of RMB in his bank account is ridiculous, I just can’t see it.

  31. Vote -1 Vote +1
    cyn
    says:

    erm, I think he looks kinda good, like lin zhi ying. LOL

  32. Vote -1 Vote +1
    fcuk da lu ren
    says:

    Shanghainese girls are like school on Saturday

    No class

  33. Vote -1 Vote +1
    says:

    @Ark
    I like your head portrait so much, LOL

  34. Vote -1 Vote +1
    FangYao (As proud chinese)
    says:

    what is really love, everything is just about the money. if the guy think because that car he get marriage, how long it will be last, what is the basic on this marriage. for money to marry someone it is happen all over the world, not just shanghai.
    the reason happen so often here is the bad family education, superficial Chinese current culture, the way parents treated this.
    other side boy father have a very big responsible as well, it is such pity he cant see which is the right way to educate his son.
    also Chinese family lack of the huge relationship education as well, what is real love

  35. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Peteryang
    says:

    reality check: love does have a price, so is marriage. it takes at least a decent apartment to marry an above-average-looking town girl. this is an interest-driven society, not utopia.

    that said, kids like to show off so I doubt the authenticity of this story, if it is true, I fail to grasp how he could throw some millions in shot for a greedy whore, well, one sure thing is this tard’s life is a free-fall down the drain, he is going to starve after burning all his dad’s wealth, and probably become suicidal, but that will actually be good because we get one less shidiot in this world.

  36. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Jordan
    says:

    This guy is an idiot.

  37. Vote -1 Vote +1
    MyLaowai
    says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad if he had ordered a proper car, instead of one of those vulgar and crass Italian monsters. Something with a bit of class, like an Aston Martin for example.

    Quite frankly, any women who would be impressed with rubbish like a Ferrari isn’t worth bothering with, and neither is any idiot who would buy one.

    Both of them obviously Shanghainese, therefore.

  38. Vote -1 Vote +1
    FangYao (As proud chinese)
    says:

    to Mylaowai
    what is that meaning obviously shanghainese,
    for sure shanghainese can be very greedy
    but it is the same wrong way to treat people : are they gangsters, obviously they are black…..

  39. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Not about the money
    says:

    This guy’s family is so rich that they don’t need to worry about the car or the money. If it takes him a Ferari to open his eyes and not to waste his life with such a materialistic chick then it is still a good lesson for him.

  40. Vote -1 Vote +1
    MyLaowai
    says:

    @FangYao: No, you misunderstand me, I don’t mean that they are obviously Shanghainese because they are greedy and waste money, even though that is clearly true. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

    No, I say they are obviously Shanghainese because of the appalling sense of of crass and vulgar taste they demonstrated, in the naive and inept hope that they would look good, which they obviously don’t.

    As I said, the asnwer is simple: Buy an Aston (and have quality DNA).

  41. Keep it simple! If a girl refuses to love unless you have a car it will NEVER work. You made yourself look like a complete sap rather than receive sympathy. On the plus side, you have a car. On the down side, you will have to pay your Dad back for the next few years. Well it that or market yourself as China’s answer to “Top Gear”’s Hammond! You’ll get plenty of women that way too!

  42. Vote -1 Vote +1
    CC
    says:

    At least he has a car that may get him plenty of girls and possibly a scolding session from his dad. Hey… thinking about it, what a good excuse to buy myself a 612.

  43. Vote -1 Vote +1
    CC
    says:

    By the way, my girlfriend said she will not marry me even if I have a car. So in my anger, I crashed my Ferrari.

  44. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Alex
    says:

    You are acting like a shallow, spoiled brat. She was saying that you have no means to support her, and instead of working to earn your way and show her that you are responsible, you did something even less responsible. And then after she didn’t fall for that, you wrecked the car?

    You need to pay your father back. That would be a beginning to proving yourself worthy. Beyond that, you need to be responsible and think of others rather than your own selfish pride. Until you begin acting more responsible, you are not yet a man.

  45. Vote -1 Vote +1
    smickno
    says:

    This story is too brief and much too lacking in details for anyone to make a meaningful comment.

    On the face of it, this girl wants a car. From the information given, this guy or rather his father can well afford to buy not just a car, but an expensive one at that.

    No idea if this story is fake, but if this girl had been to Singapore, she would know that this little red dot of a country is a rags-to-riches story, a success story mostly written by early Chinese emigrants, with a small percentage of other races.

    Maybe this girl wanted to tell the young man not to depend on his father, but to grow up and become a self-made man. Instead, he did not catch it, and went to crash his father’s money.

    Well, that is a possible interpretation of this story…based on, as I said, very limited information.

  46. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Whatever!
    says:

    Ewww… become a Chinese girl, go into the girl’s washroom in China, like I have to everyday and then, buy a girl here a ferrari. I have never smelled such a thing in my life. Girls try to rip me off everyday in China. I tell them like a girl, because I’m a girl, and they are surprised when things don’t work out the same way as they might work for a guy her, because I know exactly what they are thinking. I’m a girl. They try to rip me off, and I walk away. They call me an ignorant American, and I shove it back in their face. They are surprised again, and I just leave. They know the next time not to treat me like I’m a desperate guy. Guys and girls aren’t the same. Girls have a thing for control. Don’t be such a stupid guy to fall for it. Be yourself and find a girl who respects you. You will figure out, they are everywhere. You just have to look. You don’t have to find yourself a sorry sap girl who can’t stand to be wrong or look bad. You can find yourself a decent girl who will love you, if you stink, if you love her when she messes up. Good girls don’t want anything from you, but for you to just be a good guy. Bad girls, who I stay away from and don’t want to be friends with are like slick guys. They are only after one thing. Themselves. They are not my friends, and they shouldn’t be yours. You are worth more than that. Don’t let bad girls get you hooked on them. They are only on one thing. Themselves. I’m telling you, I’m a girl, I would know, so listen to me and stay away from girls who are overly concerned about their looks. They are usually fakes and insecure

  47. Vote -1 Vote +1
    TahwYOJ
    says:

    Hehehe… what you mean? Like Chinese girls hit on you in the bathroom? Do you give in to the temptations? That’s kinda hot.

  48. Vote -1 Vote +1
    withehoormonger
    says:

    @whatever

    its not ur fault, u were raised western. in actuality we just want a dumb bitch with a tight pussy. sorry u cant get laid here.

  49. Vote -1 Vote +1
    JJ
    says:

    你怎么帅,肯定可以找到跟好的女孩 :)

  50. Vote -1 Vote +1
    idolman
    says:

    LZ please do not zhuangbibility, zhuangbibility will lead to leipibility!
    [This was the original comment, it was written in English. Does anyone understand what it means?]

    lol~ I understand, but i wont tell…..

  51. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Evalin
    says:

    Men, they’re captivated
    By other women
    You had been idolized
    As my poet, my musician
    The king to my throne
    But hell if I know
    A soul mate of mine
    Would show up for dates
    I’ve been dealt a lousy hand of cards
    Still, a true pair of lovers would see it through
    I do not think I know you
    Men, they’re captivated
    By other women
    “Someday,” grandma says, “You will find a man who hasn’t been caught yet.”

    Evalin reached for the forbidden fruit. Satan had boasted it would liken her as a god. She tasted; she awakened to her naked state. She neared Adam and enjoyed him until both were satisfied. She lured him away from the garden for some adventure.

    God invented sleep, not Evalin. Evalin did not betray the human race. Because of her they see the beauty of sex.

    Just a story about two books I’m writing: Secrets of Rich Men and Wealthy Women and Send Me To Hell (I’ll Learn More).

    And yes, by the way, I do (though did not) sleep. Though (and I sound like Alice) in my world, we would not require sleep.

    P.S. A joke is never funny until you share it.

  52. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Kane
    says:

    Grow a pair!
    You may love her but it’s apparent that she doesn’t give a crap about you.

  53. Vote -1 Vote +1
    pureoxygenie
    says:

    hahaha i think ur look will hook u up alot of girlssssss

  54. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Adnan
    says:

    Lolz,,

    “It would be better for you to crash this car in front of her,
    to let her understand,
    that a car is no big deal to you!!!”

    Well, they say money can get everything, but I don’t think millionares’ children have little intelligence in their low detailed brains.
    Can’t he see or judge his gf. “”She became more materialistic”" heh! So Thats not your problem, Leave her. You want what, a good girl with caring loving heart + beauty or of your standards…?

    I don’t give a damn to these perverts… Its your fathers mistake overall… It was his responsibility to teach you the facts of world, nature of people…
    Good Luck with that fan-fukin-tastic ferrari… Go crash this ferrari into her legs… then she will be really living her life materialistically. hah!

  55. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    Yiwa
    says:

    I think the guy looks nicer than the car…but pretty young, maybe too young to marry.
    BTW, who give a damn over a car, in China you will just get stuck in the traffic jam and a car will give more global warming.
    And…If you don’t buy the car you will have more money to spend on clothes and cameras and more important stuff!

  56. Vote -1 Vote +1 -1
    PeYE
    says:

    I wonder if a Smart Car would not the kind she wanted/

  57. Vote -1 Vote +1
    bits
    says:

    How can his girlfriend say something like that? 不知羞恥

  58. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Nick
    says:

    Singapore don’t have black 360CS..u liar

    pui!

  59. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Lambo
    says:

    Yeah..u should have bought a Lamborghini instead..lol ferrari f@g

  60. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Bob
    says:

    Dude….like wtf? DAMN..nice ride!!!!!!!!!

  61. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Crazy
    says:

    ma ge bi! I “pei” on you! what a hoax.

  62. Vote -1 Vote +1
    daren
    says:

    maaan if i had this car i wouldnt worry about girls; I mean just go and f–k what you can get

  63. Vote -1 Vote +1
    mik
    says:

    you are an idiot!! this slut doesnt like you!!!

  64. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Map
    says:

    Hey mate,

    If a girl really loves u, she must not care about your wealth, right? Instead, when you’re in a trouble, she would come to help u. Not only just want to “get” without “give”.

    Next time, when u meet a new girl, please pretend to be a poor first, don’t tell her how much you have got. See her reaction about money for a long while and you will get more idea if she is a good girl or not.

    If she marries u just because of your car, I bet she would find another guy very soon since many other guys have cars or even planes. Do you know what I mean? Don’t fall into a big trap!! Be careful!

  65. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Normgarry
    says:

    I don’t have anywhere near Ferrari money but, if I did, I’d buy a used Murcielago from Ebay.

    My personal car is a Chrysler 300 but, I also own an S550 benz. Girls don’t look at my benz as much as they look at my 300.

    My girlfriend likes the S550 though.

  66. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Aaron
    says:

    Are you selling it? I’m willing to spend 150k on a Ferrari.

  67. Vote -1 Vote +1
    famours_in_chiner
    says:

    Now I know what this guy looks like and what car he drives. I just gotta find out where he lives now….haha.

  68. Vote -1 Vote +1
    iLeafy
    says:

    With you look liking that (帅呀。。。), why would you need to buy a fancy car to please your girl?
    Too bad.
    Wasted money on trash that didn’t deserve it. But shame on you for trying to buy love like that.

  69. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Wil
    says:

    This guy seems to want to score some sympathetic points with the public. Also trying to show off his dad’s wealth, if it exists. I will punch his face.

  70. Vote -1 Vote +1
    Jolin
    says:

    Wow! You’re cute! :D

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