All Posts Tagged With " Chinese Lesson Time"

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Funny And Clever Chinese ‘Shanzhai’ Brands

KFG 啃他鸡 = "Nibble His Chicken" (rest assured the innuendo applies in Chinese as well). 山寨 = shanzhai = literally “mountain stronghold” in reference to historical warlord holdouts that were outside of government control. A “shanzhai” edition product thus refers... 

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Volunteers Visit Homes of Poor Migrant Worker Children

From NetEase: Whether you are blue collar, white collar, or grey collar, as long you have a caring heart, you are a red collar!In Shanghai, as well as in other large and small cities, live this group of people.They may work in the heart of the city, but it seems they live on the city’s edges.... 

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Caught: Students Having Sex In Roman Coliseum?

From PPLive:Naturally, these pictures have been posted and reposted onto many, many China BBS forums. Comments on XCAR: Bold, a new generation has grown up. Way too NB. [NB = niu bi = daring] First fucking then blowjob, not really in accordance with FDA requirements. So NB… I am no... 

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Wuhan Female Bus Driver Violently Beaten By Passengers

This happened a week ago, 2008 September 12, on the #519 bus in Wuhan. However, this news report video (6:01) was only uploaded onto the internet yesterday:Video on Youku. 1:04 – The on-bus recording begins in the video. Two Northeastern girls and two northeastern guys get on the Wuhan bus.... 

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Xian Beggar Exposes Breasts to Shocked Foreign Tourists

Chinese netizens embarrassed and frustrated when pictures appear on the BBS forums showing a Xian woman begging for money from foreign tourists suddenly lifts up her shirt and exposes her breasts:September 4 afternoon, at Xian’s South Gate, a most dirty scene happened! 2008, September 4, afternoon,... 

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Cantonese Guy Shocks Himself With 5 Million Volts

From Mop, “Mopper bought a 5 million volt electric shock rod! Live test! Not for minors!“: Yesterday in Guangzhou, I bought a 5 million volt electric shock rod, and performed a human body test today:Video also on Youku. Chinese Lesson Time网友 = wang3 you3 = “web friends”,... 

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Shanxi Coal Mine Boss Daughter Shows Off Her US Lifestyle

Video on Youkou (here and here). [English translation of video with the original pictures] Recently on the internet there is someone professing to be the daughter of a Shanxi coal mine boss who had emigrated to America. It is unknown if it is real or fake. Everyone, let us evaluate. The following content... 

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China Football Players’ 30 Minute Sex in Hotel Controversy

China’s national men’s football team consistently disappoints Chinese football fans. Throughout the 2008 Olympics, many fans suffered through the team’s terrible performance and embarrassing behavior. During one match, a Chinese football player kicked a Belgium player in the crotch. At... 

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Anhui Kids (”Fei Zhu Liu”) Are Mental Retards?

From KDS: I hear this is trendy in Anhui right now?非主流 = fei zhu liu = A “counter-culture” or “anti-mainstream” trend, fashion, or lifestyle popular amongst younger Chinese, usually (but not always) those born in the 1990s, possibly influenced by Japanese popular culture.The... 

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Funny Women vs. Men Morning Wake-Up Pictures

These funny pictures have been spreading through email and on many Chinese BBS forums: Title: 男人的女人 Man’s woman.Clock: 滴！滴 滴! 滴! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Girl: 起床 *get out of bed* Boy: zZzGirl: 1. 刷牙 Brush teeth Boy: zzZ GIrl: 2. 洗脸。。。 Wash face… Boy:... 

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Young Shanghainese Shocked by Low Wages and Probation Period

A KDS member named “willwang22″ posted the topic “The company I interviewed today unexpectedly discussed probation period wages…” with the above picture and bottom story: 960 RMB My God! After probation only 1200 RMB base salary. Motherfucker thinks I am a migrant worker! I... 

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Anhui Man Stabs Five On Shanghai’s Famous East Nanjing Road

On the evening of July 29th, a terrible crime happened in the Foods 1 store located in Shanghai’s popular East Nanjing Road shopping street (also a big tourist attraction). Five people were hurt when a man with a knife started stabbing people in the store. Sina.com.cn reported the incident with... 

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Chinese Grandfather Eats McDonald’s For The First Time

From KDS: Grandfather’s First Time Eating McDonald’s! To Touch Us Only Needs One Picture!I grew up with my grandfather. This year, after graduating and beginning work, I had my grandfather come live with me.  Over the past two months, my grandfather experienced his first airplane flight,... 

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Chinese Olympic Team to Wear Tomato Scrambled Egg Uniforms

China’s Olympic Opening Ceremony uniforms were unveiled Thursday. The uniform’s designer, Liu Ruiqi,  said: “When the Chinese delegation comes out, they will certainly catch the eyes of the audience.“Many Chinese are not happy. Chinese Lesson Time番茄炒蛋 = fan1 qie2 chao3... 

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2008 Beijing Olympics Tattoo Men

From KDS: After the Olympics, what should this person do?More pictures at bottom of post. 08/07/25 Update: Added four more pictures.Peel off skin. Move onto the Special Olympics. Become an exhibit, to be placed in the future Olympic museum, for everyone to admire. He is crazy~ Why do the stupid... 

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