"I'm not scared, the fire has not spread to the Big Underpants yet!"
Although last night’s fire at the CCTV building in Beijing destroyed the new Mandarin Oriental hotel, it also inspired many Chinese netizens to create a lot of funny Photoshops. Here are some of the more popular...
From Mop:Spring Festival is approaching, and to affix fiery-red scrolls [around the front door] is every household’s tradition. Recently, a pair of super intrepid Spring Festival scrolls appeared on Mop. Outside the door of a soon-to-graduate female student of some university was a pair of...
From NetEase:Female University Student Dials 110 Calling Police Complaining Boyfriend Not Willing To Warm Her Feet
Summary: A pair of university student lovers cohabitating in a rented apartment next to Ningbo University, the girl calls 110 [the emergency police number] for the police because her...
"What kind of cigarettes are this? This are Nanjing Cigarette Company's highest-grade "9-5 zhizun" cigarettes! One carton costs 1500 yuan!"
Zhou Jiugeng, the Commissioner of the Nanjing Housing Administration Bureau that was, has been a hot topic on the Chinese BBS discussion...
From Mop:Video on Youku.A niu driver that will go down in history, unbelievably daring to mess with the police this way. The rest I will not say, everyone can see for themselves! As for this driver, I am simply speechless! I admire him!
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From NetEase:I remember many years ago, there was a post on the internet called “Bought a watermelon to bring home, but after cutting it open, the entire family cried.” After seeing the picture in that post [above picture], I laughed until my liver hurt.This post’s high hit rate...
From NetEase: (no longer accessible)While passing by the Nanhu police station on Nanhu Road today, I saw an interesting scene, a gentleman kneeling down in front of the police station door holding up a sign “begging for report receipt” [evidence of a person reporting a crime to be investigated...
Video on Sina.
From AutoHome Club:
This story happened in Shanghai, where the owner of a Chevrolet Captiva, that had already been attached to a tow truck, was unhappy, started the car, and drove away with both the car and the tow truck.
Comments from AutoHome Club:Hah, I support!Niu!Who怕Who...
From Sohu:The morning of December 5th at around 9:23, Jingchu News received reports from netizens, the website of the Jingzhou City Bureau of Commerce was hacked, the profile page of government leaders was replaced by a sexy lady wearing revealing clothes. This reporter immediately contacted the Jingzhou...
From NetEase:Summary: Around noon on November 23rd, mummies suddenly appeared on the Jianghan pedestrian street in Wuhan city, and what more, they were mummies who knew how to “space dance.” Lei! After finishing their “space dance,” the two mummies handed out a stack of white...
This video has been viewed almost 500,000 times with over 4,500 comments:Video on Youku.
Comments from Mop:Perfect!One look and you can tell it is a mental retard who was let out by the mental hospital.Why was this kid not sent to the sports team?…
Truly regrettable.Chinese kung fu and...
Dance performances are common for many big events or parties at Chinese company and school events. Here are some popular videos of funny performances that have been watched many times by Chinese netizens, including one by PricewaterhouseCoopers. It is less serious than many of the bad news on BBS forums.
Tianjin...
KFG 啃他鸡 = "Nibble His Chicken" (rest assured the innuendo applies in Chinese as well).
山寨 = shanzhai = literally “mountain stronghold” in reference to historical warlord holdouts that were outside of government control. A “shanzhai” edition product thus refers...
From Tianya:This afternoon I rode the Line 2 subway to go take care of some stuff. When we got to the Shanghai Science and Technology Museum stop, suddenly a “mummy” got on board. At the time, it started everyone on the car. This “mummy,” upon boarding, everyone took out their...
From Sina:
Ning Yuan stands across from me, height approximately 1.75m, appearance can be considered handsome, his face full of whiskers exudes a complete manliness, and he does not look like what I thought a man who has been beaten 9 times after one year of marriage would look like.Not long after...
2012 Movie Insults China, Chinese Netizen Reactions
Chinese netizens react to how 2012 by Roland Emmerich portrays China. Some argue that it insults the Chinese people, unlike what the media has recently claimed. Others say the people who are complaining have nothing better to do, it is only a movie!
Funny Snowmen & Snow Sculptures From Northern China
A large picture collection of silly snowmen and snow sculptures made by creative Chinese in Northern China during the winter season's first snows. One famous internet meme is a popular choice.
Thief Returns Stolen Wallet, Praised For Professionalism
A Chinese netizen shares his story of having his wallets stolen, trying to report the crime to the unhelpful police, and then discovering that the thief returned his identification and bank cards to him. Other netizens share their own pickpocket stories.
Dumping Girlfriend Because Her Breasts Are Too Small?
A Chinese netizen complains online that his girlfriend's A-cup breasts are too small and he is thus thinking of breaking up with her. He is immediately, widely, and humorously criticized. Many say he should be thankful for having any breasts to feel at all.
Old Beggar & War Veteran Takes Leftovers, Not Money
A Chinese netizens posts his experience meeting an old beggar who enters a Harbin restaurant asking for leftover food, but refusing money handouts. The beggar is a disabled war veteran and his explanation for why he will not beg for money deeply touches many Chinese netizens.
Chinese ‘FHM’ (男人装) Magazine Controversial But Popular
Some Chinese netizens defend the popular but sometimes controversial 男人装 (Nan Ren Zhuang) magazine, the Chinese version of the men's lifestyle magazine FHM (For Him Magazine) that often features photographs of scantily-clad and sexually suggestive women.
Urban Chinese Protest Rural Land & Housing Policies Unfair
A Chinese urban resident complains online about 'discriminatory' policies preventing city people from getting land or buying houses in rural areas. This leads to a heated discussion on China's national residence registration system (hukou) and housing policy.
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