NetEase:

Zhengzhou Central Plans Sex Culture Festival opens, exhibits lingerie show and S&M performance

September 30th, the 4th Central Plains Sex Culture Festival opened at the Zhengzhou International Exhibition Center with exhibitions of ancient sex relics, exhibitions of modern sexual health products, a underwear modeling show, a body painting exhibition, pole dancing performance, SM [sadomasochism] performance, and others. According to information, the Central Plains Sex Culture Festival has already been held 3 times, and is aimed at disseminating sexual science, spreading sex education, and updating sexual attitudes. The S&M show and the underwear modelling show were very popular. [click to enlarge]

Comments from NetEase:

qinlongbiao [网易广东省珠海市网友]:

Never imagined that this sofa would be mine, heh heh. Old me has only ever thought of sex, never thought of culture. There’s no need to cover one’s desire/lust with culture. Lust is lust, don’t talk about culture. Has anyone ever seen an impotent eunuch express interest towards sex or so-called culture?

轮地域公鸡者全家釹银 [网易河南省网友]:

Sex as art, the vulgar as elegant/refined, now any random thing is being branded as art, like a blatant sex shows now a sex culture festival. I really don’t know what the goal of holding a sex culture festival is! Using a kind of legal coat to showcase something that should have been in a dark corner, is this the responsibility of you media?

小君43 [网易北京市网友]:

The cameras are almost all shooting from the bottom up.

sanjiguang [网易安徽省巢湖市网友]：

Henan once again.

网易江苏省盐城市网友:

Publicly promoting sex, might as well allow opening brothels.

黄土朝天 [网易广西南宁市网友]:

You fucks, once again teaching [people] how to rape and rob! [How to] first tie them up and then “gang” [rape].

bkc110110 [网易辽宁省鞍山市海城市网友]：

Looks like the world really has changed.

dwl140 [网易山西省大同市网友]:

Public opinion should not pay too much attention to this type of commercial news, and the officials should no longer be doing these sort of pointless events. If there is any household who are engaged in SM, they’re definitely crazies or perverts/deviants.

野有蔓草baby [网易中国网友]：

I still like the real person next to the blow-up doll more.

caloftlee [网易上海市网友]:

All I see are perverts!

网易北京市手机网友:

If I speak bluntly, the girls are pretty, but with the words Henan my appetite is turned.

haojianzhi2006 [网易广东省佛山市网友]:

The girls and guys in the 5th photo are going to be popular!!!

丁丙乙甲甲 [网易江苏省苏州市网友]:

Sex is normal just like sleep. Some education isn’t a bad thing. You can “play” however you want to “play”. Learn some variety, then go home and practice.

yunanjing [网易安徽省网友]:

Sex can definitely have culture, because sex has always been extremely important. Without sex, all of humanity’s culture and civilization would not be able to continue on. Sex has always a sacred thing, though the character of humankind at present has not yet reached the level of regarding the business between men and women in a noble manner.

Continuing human culture and civilization. Personals @ chinaSMACK.

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The following microblog post was reposted ["retweeted"] over 58,000 times since it was posted yesterday, and currently has over 13,000 comments, making it one of the top trending topics and posts on popular Chinese microblogging service Sina Weibo…

@乐视网魅力研习社:

Sweet, charming, and lovely, Beauty Class will allow you to reinvent yourself, from an ugly duckling to the white swan. Afraid to wear low-cut tops? Afraid to wear miniskirts? No problem, let us teach you how to change into an S-figure, to cultivate you into a charming collection, transform you into an perfect woman. This is not a legend, all of the magic is at @乐视网魅力研习社： http://t.cn/a36Rmb http://t.cn/a3ExkL

The video attached to the above microblog post:

Screen grabs from the above promotional video:

Comments on Sina Weibo:

却步这个2012:

So gei li, various big bosoms, various thighs.

是真正的幽默:

When can we see the entire thing? I’m so anxious!!!!

我是爱是种用:

Disgusting, you can beat me to death and I still don’t want this kind of women.

散缘如水happy520:

Nosebleed, I’m drained [of blood]…

花落人来了:

I admit I’m hard.

些心跳悸坚强:

Do women all need to reveal themselves to be considered good?

想其实是在身边:

Looks so disgusting.

520我去过:

Are the men in the live audience able to take it? I can’t take it anymore.

新的女子2200378575:

Women only need to undress to make it easy for themselves to become famous.

像碎了的目标:

So dressing up like this makes one beautiful?

只因为海角的距:

How will their family members react when they see this?

手去数努力:

The current post-90s generation really does dare to reveal anything.

人们讲述happy520:

Then I despise those people who like to watch [this], they’re not psychologically healthy.

事翻开1988:

Girls these days, there’s nothing you can say about them.

福建欧盟–九州:

The most daring [show] in the country is indeed Beauty Class. I sit here waiting for it to be banned.

More images of the show:

Another video clip, that may more accurately represent the show…

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From ifeng:

Girl changing clothes in public on subway train car spreads online

August 22nd report: “A beautiful girl changed clothes on Shanghai’s Line 2 Metro! When did Shanghainese girls become this uninhibited?” This morning, a netizen created a stir saying that there was a girl on the Line 2 Metro changing clothes inside the train car and uploaded the photos onto the internet, soon attracted widespread comment: One person said she “is late for work”, others believed “its probably an internet stunt, [she's] desperate for fame”, and yet others pointed out the clothes she changed into look like a “uniform” used for cosplay and as a result “very likely a publicity stunt”.

Comments from ifeng:

河北省唐山市网友 洪水来袭:

A society of lost morals and deformed values.

湖北省武汉市网友 saber1949:

Too bad a photo of her face wasn’t taken. She wants to become famous but lost the opportunity and has to do it one more time.

山东省济南市网友 冷风语:

If it were a man doing this, women would probably say he’s being indecent, and surely would call 110 [police] but when it is women, no one does anything about it. This is really unfair towards men.

上海市网友 lenkanhuangdixinyi:

Nowadays, a lot of Chinese women treat revealing breast cleavage on top and and butt cleavage on the bottom as a fashion trend, whereas by contrast, wearing one’s pajamas in public is seriously too backwards, though I’ve never advocated going out in pajamas anyway.

四川省达州市网友 今生活为她:

What’s the big deal? Society’s development should mean more diversity/pluralism. If its always traditional ideas, we won’t keep up with the times/fashion. Does everyone still remember the 80s, when peeping the women’s toilet would result in being sentenced to death? Now that we think about it, wasn’t that going too far?

江苏省网友 九神:

Haha, there’s something rare and novel every day. This world is so amusing.

浙江省杭州市网友 手机用户:

I’m so speechless, I only want to say: Male comrades, maintain composure! [Refers to a recent new internet meme originating from this video]

河北省网友 手机用户:

It’s great! It is such a blessing to ride the Shanghai Metro!

贵州省贵阳市网友 手机用户:

And [she's] taking off clothes in front of two men, [she's] truly asking to be fucked, I’d love to conquer her right then and there.

北京市网友 手机用户:

Chinese people are hypocrites, how is her taking off her clothes any of your business? If you don’t like it, then don’t look. Looking and then making critical remarks, what the hell is that?

湖南省网友 手机用户:

The two guys beside her are so calm.

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The following video on popular Chinese video sharing service Youku is currently amongst the top 5 most viewed videos of the day, having been viewed over 850k times since it was uploaded two days ago as it spreads on Chinese social networks like RenRen and QQ.

From Youku:

Husband turns out to be “someone who eats soft rice”

A casual conversation between a loving couple, where the wife unexpectedly discovers that her husband is “someone who eats soft rice”.

See below for English translation and transcription of the Chinese dialogue.

A copy on YouTube with our translated English subtitles:

Can’t see the above video?

Our translated transcript of the dialogue in the video:

WIFE:
What are you doing?

HUSBAND:
A fine leg.

Wife, how about we play a fire truck game?

WIFE:
Okay, how do you play?

HUSBAND:
My two fingers here is the fire truck.

This fire truck will travel on your leg.

If you want it to stop, all you have to do is yell “red light!”

WIFE:
Alright.

HUSBAND:
Alright.

A fire! The fire truck has been dispatched! Woooo~

WIFE:
Red light! Red light! Red light!

HUSBAND:
Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights.

WIFE:
I knew it. You’re such a dork. I’m getting ready to go out, stop wasting my time.

HUSBAND:
Where are you thinking of going making yourself so pretty?

WIFE:
Going to the beauty salon. Look at my skin, I need to take good care of it.

RADIO:
If skin color is reddish, and the fine hair on the face is soft, then it means the person is very healthy.

HUSBAND:
You hear, even the radio says [if the] skin is reddish, skin hair soft, then you’re very healthy.

RADIO:
Okay, listeners, our informational segment on raising pigs ends here.

WIFE:
SO you’re saying I’m a pig!

HUSBAND:
A wife should of course be raised like a pig, to be white and plump, how great that would be!

WIFE:
That’s what you think. You think raising [financially provide for] a wife is easy?

People say, an ugly wife is like a fan, saves both electricity and money.

But a pretty wife like me is like an air conditioner, uses a lot of electricity and money.

With the money you make in a month it isn’t even enough for me to go to the beauty salon, not enough to buy a piece of clothing, and you say you want to raise me.

HUSBAND:
Wife, you’re no longer an air conditioner.

WIFE:
Then what am I?

HUSBAND:
You’re central air conditioning.

WIFE:
Dork, what? You think I use too much electricity?

Did you know? Boss Zhang even says I save electricity.

HUSBAND:
His family runs a power plant?

WIFE:
No, he’s a client of mine.

Do you know? One day I said I wanted a car and the next day he brought me one.

HUSBAND:
What kind of car?

WIFE:
A mountain bike.

HUSBAND:
He bought such an expensive thing?

WIFE:
Do you know? I refused to accept it. He pursued me for many days.

HUSBAND:
Take it!

WIFE:
What? If I take it, what am I going to do in the future?

HUSBAND:
Take it and we can sell it! We can then spend the money from selling it!

WIFE:
And that’s okay? Please, he wants to spend money to keep me as his mistress, don’t you understand?

HUSBAND:
What?

WIFE:
Exactly.

HUSBAND:
That’s great!

WIFE:
What?

HUSBAND:
He can spend money to provide for you, and then you can spend money to provide for me!

WIFE:
What are trying to say? You want me to be with him?

You think I’m dirty now?

HUSBAND:
No, I’m just spreading it evenly.

WIFE:
Either way, I don’t want to separate from you.

HUSBAND:
We’re not going to separate

You be with him on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. On Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays you’ll be with me.

WIFE:
Then what about Sundays?

HUSBAND:
You take the day off.

Aiya!

Comments from Youku:

453054274:

All that talk about beauty care, having a car, being fully financially supported, just look at the morals and attitudes of our time.

valentinorossi:

Indeed very pretty, and her body is very nice too. Haha.

JJYY靉：

Haha, fire truck, that was funny!!

8181881:

Central air conditioning for everyone to share~

itsok007：

Breasts are beautiful, legs also beautiful, face isn’t bad either, if I were to find [a girl/wife] of this standard, I’d be “playing” with her every day!

上错岸:

“Eating soft rice” is actually a technical job, not one anyone can do. If you’re ugly and you don’t have money nor house nor car nor personal charm, you can try and still not succeed! So, they can only enviously go criticize those who have the ability to do so! Hahahahaha!

慎敲键:

What a spoof/parody! This brother is such a genius, letting his wife be kept by another man, so he himself can make some money to go keep another woman [as a mistress]!

一碗干饭:

Genius.

恨死害我的牙医:

My old significant other was also someone who eats soft rice, refusing to work and make money himself, and we eventually broke up. He ultimately realized his dream, finding a rich girl. Even if she’s ugly, he’s said before that as long as the girl gives him money to spend and the girl has money, even if she has issues it isn’t a problem.

2312412515:

This woman has been in X-rated films before.

足フェティシスト:

The legs of the woman in the video are really beautiful, I really want to lick the woman in the video’s legs.

evan77: (responding to above)

…Can you not be so straightforward?

Many of the comments mention Gan Lulu, a minor internet celebrity, probably because the woman in this video also has a voluptuous bosom and is openly showing off her body on video.

Husband eats soft rice? Personals @ chinaSMACK.

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From People.com.cn:

Ticket for the Wuhan matchmaking event for the rich and powerful costs 99,999 yuan, 60 beautiful women compete for attention in bikinis

2011 June 25th afternoon, a matchmaking event for the wealthy was held at the East Lake beach in Wuhan. After passing the bitter contests of an earlier round, the 60 beautiful women appeared this time all wearing hot and stylish bikinis, generously revealing their healthy and beautiful bodies, exciting the rich and powerful men present.

Blue skies, white clouds, and a beach. A line of beautiful women wearing swimwear parade on the stage, with judges and honored guests below stage. Did you think this was a beauty pageant? Actually, it is a matchmaking event for the rich and powerful.

Yesterday, this matchmaking event organized for the rich and powerful was held at the East Lake beach. All of the males who attended were required to have over 30 million yuan in assets or over 1 million yuan in annual income, and must also spend 99,999 yuan for an entrance ticket to the matchmaking event. Females were free to enter without registration fees, and must pass through rounds of selection before they can enter the final evening dinner cruise.

Additional photos from NetEase & Yahoo China:

Comments from NetEase:

网易江苏省连云港市网友 [月君]:

Bullshit matchmaking, its a meat market.

网易四川省成都市网友 [圣o仙芙]:

Matchmaking event? Beauty pageant? Prostitution event? Pig meat has recently increased to 30 yuan per half kg!!!

网易四川省成都市网友 [圣o仙芙]：

They’ve already increased the price of pork and they still don’t give it a rest! Now they also want to increase the price of human meat!!!

网易广西南宁市网友 [毛主义万岁]:

The quality of these goods don’t seem to be very high! These are probably just for the millionaires, and the ones for the multimillionaires are probably better…

网易福建省三明市网友:

Everyone holler with me: Take the money, take the food, take the women…

网易上海市手机网友:

Disgusting, is this meaningful/worth it?

网易湖北省襄阳市网友:

When one is rich, one really can do whatever one pleases.

网易广东省东莞市网友 [朝泥三次]:

Recruiting whores, though whores wouldn’t wear bikinis to let people choose either.

网易江苏省苏州市网友:

Girls, is this really necessary? Are you marrying people or marrying money? This kind of phenomenon will only cause a lot of negative effects, and is even worse for society overall.

网易浙江省金华市网友:

Men are “perverted”.
Women are “greedy/materialistic”.
What difference is this from selling your body?
Is being rich that impressive?
Why not just take off all your close, and have a nude beauty pageant?
[They're] all society’s scum.

More choices. Personals @ chinaSMACK.

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