Comments from Youku:
潇洒去头皮:
I bet it was accidentally glued…and he’s rushing to the hospital.
峩ミ怎麽ㄋ﹖:
Use a rock to knock it off, what kind of reaction will uncle have?
老纳今晚戒色:
Gravity…go tell uncle to try that on the moon.
SUN天子:
I saw this on the newspaper the past few days. He trained/practice since he was small. A kind of habit.
x602636300:
This big brother really likes to wear green…
[a joke, wearing a green hat = your wife is cheating on you]
我最喜欢￥￥:
If you guys look carefully, that watermelon is fake. He is using 502 [brand] super glue to stick it on, a hoax
永远的因扎吉:
Recommend he joins the national football team, and use his head to send the ball into the goal.
krris:
I think that in addition to keeping the watermelon up he needs keep the speed of his motor scooter steady to in order to do this and he managed to do it. Very impressive.
LOVE★自由:
An acrobat getting off work???
更木々八千流:
Impressive, I admire.
Our China truly has no shortage of niu people.
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What a kung fu!
That is one hell of a bike helmet, not sure how much protection it provides though.
is that a watermelon? more like a coconut
wow….I quite admire!
Great photoshop skills
What is it with the color green and infidelity in China? I seem to remember there was something about “working in a building with green pillars” making one a prostitute…
Now something about green hats? Are there any more weird sayings like that? Does the word for green have other meanings that make these sayings some sort of pun?
Green: that green damn internet filter software.
I think thats the joke. CCP like “green”.
But I may be wrong, “Green” may refer to the long tradition of Mao’s suit.
Can someone who knew confirm?
mao suits are blue
The rumor is that men who used to work in brothels as attendants wore green hats. I don’t know about green pillars though–first I’ve heard.
the connection with prostitute is due to brothel in ancient China are call green building (Qing Lou. but, the word Qing can actually mean green or blue) Much like how the west refer to them as red light district.
Interesting and very helpful, thanks!
I understand that the green/blue distinction isn’t made in a number of languages and that linguists have theories about when languages develop various distinctions.
So in that respect, it appears that Qing is about like the Japanese word aoi, which (historically) can mean either green or blue (e.g. both grass, the sky, and the green light on traffic lights all get called ‘aoi’), even though modern Japanese has a word for green (midori).
Watermelons must be cheap in China!
More on produce, ‘The Onion’ sold to the Chinese.
http://www.theonion.com/content/index
Good job Onion!
JESUS CHRIST
I WOULD SOOOOOOOOO DATE HIM!!!
STOP LYING. LYING LYING LYING LYING!
i dont think he can make you comming this way..
With those skills, I’m sure he can teach 007 some things.
The Honorable Chairman used to denounce modern ways regarding dental hygiene instead rubbing his teeth with a green paste made from plants occasionally. It was said to give his teeth a faint green glow. That’s possibly where the “green” originates from.
Maybe that’s why you never see him smile in photos.
So is that what you call a melon head? or sha gua.
stupid act…if he want to get some cheap publicity…try to smash a melon with his no brain head…
ERA – 时空之旅!!