Well…Chinese New Year is almost here, and what better to celebrate than with wealth, fame and glamour. In this Malaysian boy’s cover of Lady Gaga’s hit song “Poker Face“, we can already get a sense of what Chinese New Year is all about – money, money, and more money. I mean, how can you not make a fortune with those sweet “發” [fa, "get rich"] shades?
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Here is a translation of the subtitles/lyrics:
Congratulations
Music: Lady GaGa
Lyrics: Bobby GaGa
Vocal: Bobby GaGa
Director: PinkTee
Happy New Year
Good Luck and Great Prosperity
Happy New Year
Good Luck and Great Prosperity
Happy New Year
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity) The spring breeze asked me, I said the spring is already here
In a flash a long year had already gone by
Spring festival is here everybody are all setting off firecrackers
Pi-li-pa-la, pi-li-pa-la [firecracker sound] all so loud
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity) The spring breeze asked me, I said the spring is already here
In a flash a long year had already gone by
Spring festival is here everybody are all setting off firecrackers
Pi-li-pa-la, pi-li-pa-la [firecracker sound] all so loud
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
Oh~
(Happy New Year, Happy New Year, ah New Year, year after year)
New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)
New Years is here, every family and every household are full of joy
Ah dong dong dong chong, dong dong chong
dong dong chong, dong chong, dong dong chong
The God of Wealth, the Lord of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)
New Year is here, New Year is here
Every family and every household are full of joy
(dong dong dong chong, dong dong dong chong) *drum sound*
The God of Wealth is here, the God of Wealth is here
The God of Wealth is handing out red envelopes all around
(Wish you a good fortune, hand over the envelopes)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Happy New Year)
Con-con-con-congratulations, con-con-con-congratulations
(Good Luck and Great Prosperity)
vs.
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Red envelopes. chinaSMACK personals.
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Seeeecond! Maybe,,, Can’t stand Lady Gaga and this guy doesn’t change that.
I think I’ll have nightmares.
haha, funny even if I dont understand all the lyrics :D
I lol’d……..
weak sauce.
please try harder, chinasmack.
Totally piss weak post. No ifs, no buts. Someone should be sentenced to a 36 hour train trip at the beginning of CNY.
BOBBY GO BOBBY GO!
This made my day.
Well this year Valentine’s day is the same day as Chinese New Year. I guess this year means your valentine is only about money money and more money.
I’m HIGH AS FUCK!
No I’m not gonna watch.
When I watch I will instantly unrecoverable stall this bitch!
not cool cowboy,
WAY TOO HIGH!
look at your writing!
Whao!
Now I have a good feeling of Chinese new year. Bing this up. This kid is sinofying Western cutlure to find a way to express modern sentiments of tradtional celebrations.
Yo there you are,
nice posts, by the way,
this reminds me of the persian kid who did the star wars dance, anyone remember that?
how about you capt. High?
Hey Lady Gaga is looking for a boyfriend. Jones the great white hope of Chinasmack go out there and make us proud! You are our pick. Go!
Huh? Who are you? You’re strange…
She’s not that bad looking but her music is like listening to a pair of gay cats fucking. I might date her if she agreed never to open her mouth in my presence for non-blowjob related reasons.
She has a penis, thus being said.. You’re gay
A bunch of electronic beep beep beeps is the sound track to the new era of the gay gay power rangers. Pushing PPs into each others HEHEs. BOW down to PP he shall lead the way your mimis. PP you are gayest PP on here.
I cringed.
The lyrics though aren’t half bad.
Very nice, better than Lady Gaga!!!!!
too much gay ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
WoW guess we are running out of good interesting things to post? We can find hubndreds of Gay immitation on any website. not even worth a viewing.
this is china smack, its not just about criticizing the society, its about critiquing the social world. This guy offers us a great critique. btw i will have a link with better sino-fications soon
but he’s a malaysian, not a chinaman.
prison for sodomites in malaysia (and quite right too)
You are just hating because you can’t stand her stunting…
LOL why am I still posting here?
Wait….I can’t stand it either. It’s too much. The onslaughts of her dead army.
That is White Flag to all of you.
I admit defeat.
but by reading the lyrics you get an idea what the culture is like in china. Money is GOD. Westerners spend it like water, they worship it like their life depends on it.
i guess i should read everything before I respond, YEAH you got it… but how different is this than in other neoliberal consumer societies… the importance is THE IMPORTANCE that money and the consumerism that is spread out of this plays in the supposed socialism of the CCP’s state.
nice,
I actually just watched it,
Oh my God of money, Allah o Ackbar, and all the rest,
even the man in red, MAO!
that is quite funny, am still laughing,
I was far more interested in reading the comments,
love this site… keeping it Real on Csmack!
Bai the way,
dont forget expressions of “individualism” in a socialist state,
the fireworks have started…
wow he isn’t holding back at all,
ahh well, it has put a smile on my face.
no sense of shame or boundaries == invincible
News flash guy, this guy is Malaysian, chinese. This post doesnt belong on this site.
This isn’t Malay smack right? This type of individual self expression is not smack worthy even to homo phobes. Show me him getting beat up after singing the song in public and then post.
well said. i endorse this statement.
girlie-men should be ridiculed.
Didn’t you know? China owns him by divine right. It is the celestial kingdom anyway. Once China, always Chinese.
lol 1:20 posin on the bed followed up with massive cock bj…lol!
He doesn’t sweat much for a fat lad! Good laugh all round, well done Bobby.
向世界各地好心人拜个早年！
This is amazing.
Bobby Gaga is the man.
I found this very funny and entertaining. This guy may have a talent, and it just need to improve his image. I am still laughing. Thanks!
Sickening.
Revolting.
Disgusting.
Why don’t the Chinese human flesh search this fat retard and crucify him in Tianenmen Square?
too bad he’s in Malaysia.
the video with Lady Gaga’s original was found here:
http://www.wayangtimes.com/funny-chinese-new-year-song-from-lady-gaga-spoof-of-poker-face.html
no it was found on youtube
NEW WAY OF WISHING HAPPY NEW YEAR……
great posting though…..Like it….
don’t care other said bout gaga gay
Who said Lady Gaga was gay??? She’s BI at least.
Whatever I do not think Lady Gaga has a “thing.” And if she did who cares? She’s a hot rock star, she’s doing it more than most of you will ever hope to achieve in this life. That’s the TRUTH.
All the so called “straight guys” if you were anywhere near her “muffins” you would not be thinking: “oh lady gaga, I hate her music. She is obnxious money grubbing “hoer” who is absolutely insane in her ways. No, you would be like…$$$ rock star $$$.
What are you talking about?
I’m straight and I don’t like Lady Gaga. No. I won’t do her (screw her poker face, haha). No way. She’s crazy. Only thing she’s got is $$$ rock star $$$ but I don’t think she cares if it’s like that.
She is smart.
Obviously you said that becuase you are not near her muffins like you said.
*obnxious money grubbing “hoer” image notwithstanding (that award goes to Kei$ha): obviously I do not have this information on hand, to know this for sure. Itz the internet man.
I just made a dozen posts in Bobby Gaga on Lady Gaga, lol what is wrong with me. Someone shoot me quick.
it would have been awesome if he wasn’t so fat…er, i mean “so plain.” where are the costumes?!?!?!? come on man, do it for the queers!!! represent!!!!!!!
What the f… OK – why do these fat, loser, SE Asians always try to pretend they can speak Chinese? Go eat your Laksa and answer everything with LA! Can’t stand it. This video is gayer than George Michael getting a reach around.
this is inappropriate and offensive
One of the worst song I ever heard