Shanghainese Netizen Finds Fake Chicken Eggs In China?

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From KDS:

After the last crazy grass mud horse, I have discovered that the last one at most only reached entry-level grass mud horse level (http://club.pchome.net/topic_1_15_3395285__.html). However, my experience this time can truly be called crazy grass mud horse. downloadingdownloadingdownloading
Let me first postpone the test because the video has not yet passed verification, and first let our TF brothers come distinguish. One is fake. I do not know who can distinguish which one.  downloading

The videos have passed, come and take a look. downloading
Knocking on the egg shell http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNzk0NjQwMjg=.html

Cutting open the egg, pay attention to that small piece of egg yolk http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNzk0NjUwNDQ=.html

See, speechless… http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNzk0NjUxMDQ=.html

I searched on Google. Fake eggs contain many kinds of toxins and can cause people to become idiotic. In the past, I had heard about fake eggs in the news, but I have never truly experienced it before. This time I can say I have experienced it. I hope our TF brothers will not unfortunately buy this kind of fake eggs. Personally, the egg shell, egg white, etc. are all similar to the real thing, and the only flaw is the egg yolk, which is not like a real chicken egg that is powdery after being fully cooked. After being fully cooked, the fake chicken egg is like a piece of something resembling soft rubber, unable to be chewed.
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Comments:

菜肉度温顿 david0917:

Always encountering this kind of thing, you definitely have a RPWT [人品问题 "ren ping wen ti", character problem].

八千里路 cbc666:

Where did you boy it? I have always heard about fake chicken eggs, but have never seen one.

九孔 we2006:

I really do not understand, the lou zhu uses himself as a little mouse to do an experiment for everyone to see!
Lou zhu’s character is too good! downloading

孩子气桃桃 momoko518:

downloadingdownloadingWhat is called a fake chicken egg? No egg yolk? Or nothing inside? This is the first time I have seen a fake chicken egg. downloading

谁是谁的错 lilylilyli05:

downloading This seller is too terrifying. Chinese things, is there anything that can still be eaten?

夜深人静 freedomx80:

Truly expanding horizons, LZ please allow me to repost this on an Australia website.   downloading

谁是谁的错 lilylilyli05:

Ding this up. Let even more people see. Too terrifying.

吾是飞行员 ksangel:

I am eating a poached egg right now…

大头 jy00938217:

There are people who will make fake versions of something that is only worth a few mao [tens of cents]? downloading

feverzsj feverzsj:

How come I feel that is a real chicken egg…

UFO ctwwt:

[written in English]
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i ate a fake salt egg in Australia.

Imported from China…amazing land…

亡殿 relliker:

This fake chicken egg probably costs more than a real chicken egg, right?
This is an advertisement post-topic?
Selling April Fools’ Day fake chicken eggs?

societyverycrab:

Egg yolk flavor definitely cannot be faked. However, it will be more dangerous for bodybuilders. downloading

瘋狂的小熊 sunnybea:

It is real, just that this chicken egg has genetically changed, and the egg yolk is more elastic…

暴走himhim himhim007 [The lou zhu]:

You can Google it, fake eggs have existed since a long time ago. The news reported about them before. I did not think I would see a real fake chicken egg. downloading

taoYY taoYY:

My father-in-law has also purchased fake chicken eggs before. The main characteristic is that the egg yolk is too elastic, not like normal egg yolk which crumbles after you touch it. I have never understood, why are they spending so much of their brainpower to make fake eggs?

我看好你哟 ro_cat:

Didn’t Macau’s health department say, after shaking a real chicken egg for a long time, the egg white will mix with the egg yolk, and will also cause the egg yolk to become elastic after being fully cooked?

老伯22cm:

downloading I still do not believe this thing was created by man.

极端 xjl0923:

What is there to not believe? Our countrymen’s intelligence and wisdom have all been used on this.

wiund keble:

I also do not believe why there would be people who would put poison in baby food products~

ratherjane ratherjane:

Man-made eggs appear to be very normal in other places of the country. I have a hard disk colleague, from Hainan, and a several years ago while I was eating a chicken egg, she said: What you guys eat are all real chicken laid eggs! I did not understand, so she told me, essentially all of the eggs where she is from are man-made. downloadingdownloading

JeffChen atomsky:

Harmonious county’s intelligence distribution is divided into extremes, smart enough to create such lifelike fake chicken eggs, stupid enough to eat this kind of fake chicken egg for a lifetime, and what more, there are people who tell him they are fake yet he would rather be beaten to death than believe. Unfortunately, the stupid ones occupy 99.9%, so the overall average is still biased towards low. downloading

古早古早 gzgzyq:

xx, I am most fond of eating tomato scrambled eggs. When I am in the countryside, I believed they would be chicken eggs, and every time I must eat [that dish]. I did not imagine [they would be fake]. Next time I leave Shanghai I will never again eat eggs.

滋滋猫 lens188:

I think Henan people make a lot of fake chicken eggs.

JeffChen atomsky:

Today I learned that fake chicken eggs cost 8 fen [cents], can be produced in 7 seconds, and a lot of people in the countryside go learn how to make them. The people in the city are blessed.  downloading

阿超 0000zzy_8474:

Chinese people are too talented!!! Absolutely admire!!!

venf venf:

This is a real egg. Good chicken eggs, the egg yolk can be picked up with two fingers and the membrane does not break. LZ does not have any experience/culture.
Look at little Japan’s real chicken egg advertisement

http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/umaishop/img/tamago-2.jpg

http://shop.yumetenpo.jp/goods/d/c-eggfarm.com/g/t002/index.shtml

http://www.jyukunen.net/backnmbr/back732/category_tanoshi/tanoshi01_img8.jpg
http://www.lemeilleur.jp/koufukutamago_1.htm

doom12 doom12:

A Shenzhen colleague once came by, said that in Shenzhen, they will directly tell you which is a real egg, whcih is a fake egg, the prices are different, and you can choose by yourself. This was 10 years ago.

我不拽 yanyuan:

I just went to try and the egg yolk in my home can also be picked up. It seems like LZ is oversensitive, otherwise all the eggs now are fake.

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32 Responses to “Shanghainese Netizen Finds Fake Chicken Eggs In China?”

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    USTCer
    says:

    April Fools’ Day is coming! LZ, please tell me where I can buy a 坏蛋 to fool my friends?

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    Kai
    says:

    Yeah, I’m gonna go with that being a real egg.

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      omg
      says:

      I think it’s fake. If I’m not mistaken it’s similar to Chiba eggs from Japan. They’re marketed as a more health alternative with less Cholesterol and more added vitamins.

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      Teacher in China
      says:

      I’ve never seen a real egg yolk bounce before. Mind you, I’ve never tried….but eating hard boiled eggs the yolk is always crumbly, not bouncy.

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    Humpty Dumpty
    says:

    GRASS MUD HORSE! I THINK I HAD SIMILAR EGGS FOR MY BREAKFAST TODAY! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE!

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    ChinaGeeks
    says:

    Shanzhai eggs…that’s really going too far. What’s next?

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    Hammy
    says:

    I doubt that it’s fake. It seems like creating a fake egg would take more time and money than getting a real one.

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    sChen
    says:

    that is definately a real egg. that happens when you overcook your egg when hardboiling (the powdery yolk with grey surface). my grandma always does that (in Canada) and i always choke when eating it :P

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    shw
    says:

    Looks like the joke about “What’s real in China” is coming true ….. Only fakes are real !!! (假东西是真的)

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    Jordan
    says:

    I’m sadden by the lack of morals in China…

    I read a news report in Hong Kong that there are VCDs in China teaching people how to make fake eggs. The cost of a real egg is 5 mao, and making a fake one is 1 mao. The profit doesn’t seem much, but when you multiply it by ten thousand….that’s a different story.

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    fcuk da lu ren
    says:

    Does anybody else think this story is GAY? I can’t even fight anyone about fake eggs!!! Come on guys, where are the jap stories!!!! We need some international incident!!! Has anyone seen Grand Torino? That is where I am heading

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    Mercator
    says:

    I distinctly remember a documentary series on Channel 4 about a year ago which showed how fake eggs (and other fake products) are made in China.

    This was before I had even heard of Shanzhai.

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    dace
    says:

    I saw them making fake eggs on a CCTV2 report a couple of years back, but they weren’t the usual 3 kuai/jin ones, they were fake ‘red yolk’ organic eggs that go for 10 kuai per jin…as has been said, its seems like too much trouble to spend money making something they only make a mao or two profit off (even if they are making thousands per month).

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      Chris
      says:

      Those were not artificial eggs. They were fake in that the birds had been fed a die to colour the yokes. That die was a toxin, and it was the toxin that was causing the outcry.

      I don’t believe that fake eggs could be made more cheaply than real eggs.

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    Mercator
    says:

    Google is my friend, the Channel 4 documentary is available from here:

    http://chinadocs.blogspot.com/2008/08/channel-4-fake-trade-2008.html

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    Taojas
    says:

    Looks like a real egg – the shell looks genuine, even the membrane inside the shell in the seventh photo. If it’s fake then it is the pinnacle of human engineering!

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    chinaman
    says:

    crack open a few more of those eggs to see if all the yolks are moved to the peripheral.

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    Willstorm
    says:

    What’s next? Fake chickens will be discovered as the source of these eggs?

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    Cool Matt
    says:

    well, at least these ones aren’t red

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    fireworks
    says:

    bummer, fake eggs. Hope Wal-mart has real eggs.

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    Get Real
    says:

    The only thing that’s STRAIGHT about a Chinese is the Hair!
    Nothing else!!!

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